Pantsless Propaganda Poster
From Brian "JARAI" Chase <bd...@world.std.com>
· alt.ascii-art
· 24 Mar 1998 00:00 · View full thread
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BEHOLD THE MYSTIC PANTS LEGEND OF KIBOLOGY!
In the beginning, there
were pants.
(find the secret `K')
______
.oooooooooo.
oooooo' `oooooo
oooo oooo
oooo oooo
oooo +======+ ooo
ooo |) |/ (| ooo
ooo | |\ | ooo
ooo | || | ooo
ooo | || | ooo
ooo | || | ooo
ooo | || | ooo
oooo ~~~'`~~~ oooo
oooo oooo
oooooo. .oooooo
`ooooooooooo'
~~~~~~
However, as time passed
and the followers of Kibo
grew wise in their years,
the pants vanished!
______
.oooooooooo.
oooooo' `oooooo
oooo oooo
oooo oooooo
oooo +======+ ooo ooo
ooo |) |/ (ooo ooo
ooo | |\ooo ooo
ooo | ooo | ooo
ooo |ooo| | ooo
ooo ooo || | ooo
ooo ooo| || | ooo
oooo ooo ~~~'`~~~ oooo
ooooo oooo
oooooo. .oooooo
`ooooooooooo'
~~~~~~
The only good religion is a pantsless
religion. Join our forces.
alt.religion.kibology
BECAUSE YOU'RE ALLOWED!
(codpiece and white straw cowboy hat sold separately)
-jarai.
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Brian "JARAI" Chase | http://world.std.com/~bdc/ | VAXZilla LIVES!!!
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