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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 1 Aug 1996.
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ASCII sucks! Why wont you make real pictures instead?

ASCII sucks! Why wont you make real pictures instead?

alt.ascii-art · 15 messages · 1 Aug 1996 - 20 Aug 1996
Ascii suxx

DCrosby <dcr...@primenet.com> ASCII art 2 Aug 1996 00:00 · permalink · report
In article <4tr6e0$qi...@mn5.swip.net> sla...@mailbox.swipnet.se (KiNG LAO) writes:
>From: sla...@mailbox.swipnet.se (KiNG LAO)
>Subject: ASCII sucks! Why wont you make real pictures instead?
>Date: 1 Aug 1996 21:09:20 GMT

>Ascii suxx


 Part of the appeal to ASCII art is the limited medium it is. Making such 
depictions from ordinary keyboard characters shows a lot of creativity and 
artistic genius.  I disagree with your opinion on ASCII art.




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why dont you get the hell outta the news group then gimp
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| sla...@mailbox.swipnet.se (KiNG LAO) wrote in article
<4tr6e0$qi...@mn5.swip.net>...
| Ascii suxx
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DCrosby (dcr...@primenet.com) wrote:
: >Ascii suxx


:  Part of the appeal to ASCII art is the limited medium it is. Making such 
: depictions from ordinary keyboard characters shows a lot of creativity and 
: artistic genius.  I disagree with your opinion on ASCII art.

With the elegance of his statement, is it any wonder he can't grasp the 
appeal ASCII art has?

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Savannah <sop...@g-dav.demon.co.uk> ASCII art 4 Aug 1996 00:00 · permalink · report
In article <4tr6e0$qi...@mn5.swip.net>, KiNG LAO
<sla...@mailbox.swipnet.se> writes
>Ascii suxx

Rather like your head ... It's been vaccumed out so that nothings left
((of whatever was there in the first place))

We don't make real picture because using the keys is an art in itself.
But of cause, only clever ppl can make ascii art. Not YOU for instance.
Here's a fat flame for ya :-

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  [ ] Fed                     [ ] FLAMENET
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 You Are Being Flamed Because:

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  [ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
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  [+] You posted a "ASCII ART SUCKS" message
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  [ ] You don't know which group to post in
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  [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
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  [+] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
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In article, KiNG LAO <sla...@mailbox.swipnet.se> writes

>Ascii suxx
> 
Probably upset because there are no nekkid gifs or jpegs of Pamela Lee!!!



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joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> ASCII art 6 Aug 1996 00:00 · permalink · report
DCrosby wrote:
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> In article <4tr6e0$qi...@mn5.swip.net> sla...@mailbox.swipnet.se (KiNG LAO) writes:
> >From: sla...@mailbox.swipnet.se (KiNG LAO)
> >Subject: ASCII sucks! Why wont you make real pictures instead?
> >Date: 1 Aug 1996 21:09:20 GMT
> 
> >Ascii suxx
> 
>  Part of the appeal to ASCII art is the limited medium it is. Making such
> depictions from ordinary keyboard characters shows a lot of creativity and
> artistic genius.  I disagree with your opinion on ASCII art.


I agree with that.
(What's a "real" picture anyway).
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Darrell A. Larose wrote:
> 
> In article, KiNG LAO <sla...@mailbox.swipnet.se> writes
> 
> >Ascii suxx
> >
> Probably upset because there are no nekkid gifs or jpegs of Pamela Lee!!!
> 
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> ad6...@freenet.carleton.ca | http://www.newforce.ca/~darrell/cco_home.htm
> dar...@cesani.newforce.ca| http://www.newforce.ca/~darrell/

As if all I want to see is Pamela Anderson in paradise-wear.
Nope, thanks a lot...
If I must, I'd prefer Gillian!

ASCII doesn't suck, It's a good way to use standard chars and it
has some creative potency.
But there will always be people who want everything spelled out for them
simply because they don't have any imagination.
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>I agree with that.
>(What's a "real" picture anyway).
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A real picture is a picture thats not made of letters and looks somehow 
realistic, and not like your so called ascii"art" !

gue...@icenet.no 10 Aug 1996 00:00 · permalink · report
well smart ass one of the reasons is, that your "real pic" took 10
seconds at 29k per second to download...

-=> Quoting Sla...@mailbox.swipnet.se to All <=-

> From: sla...@mailbox.swipnet.se (KiNG LAO)
> Subject: ASCII sucks! Why wont you make real pictures instead?
> Organization: -

> Ascii suxx

So does ur mom.. Whats ur point?


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M. Osam <osa...@americanaf.com> ASCII art 13 Aug 1996 00:00 · permalink · report
In article <cdb...@tor250.org>, Mik...@p99.f423.n259.z1.gryn.org (Mike Jakubik) wrote:
>-=> Quoting Sla...@mailbox.swipnet.se to All <=-
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>> From: sla...@mailbox.swipnet.se (KiNG LAO)
>> Subject: ASCII sucks! Why wont you make real pictures instead?
>> Organization: -
>
>> Ascii suxx
>
>So does ur mom.. Whats ur point?
>
>
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I like ascii pics, and I do not give a damn about any other's 
opinion about Ascii pics... as a matter of fact, I think GIF pics 
suxx (unless...)

:)

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On 8 Aug 1996, KiNG LAO wrote:

> 
> 
> >I agree with that.
> >(What's a "real" picture anyway).
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> >          `,
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> 
> A real picture is a picture thats not made of letters and looks somehow 
> realistic, and not like your so called ascii"art" !
> 
> 
> 



> If you don't like ascii-art don't tell us about it!!!!  Just stay the hell
> away from the alt.ascii-art newsgroup!!!!!!!
> 
> > A real picture is a picture thats not made of letters and looks somehow 
> > realistic, and not like your so called ascii"art" !
> > 
So is Picaso realistic? It's considered art. The point of art is to be
creative, if all art was "realistic" then it would be pretty bloody
boring. Reach out and do something different. Anyway, if you didn't like
ascii _ART_ then stay the hell out of the NG (as mentioned above).
Personally I think ascii art is very creative. With your "realistic"
pictures, all you have to do is copy something in "real life". But ascii,
you must be creative, to make the thing you are drawing seem life like (or
cartoon like) using the ascii characters. 

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