Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 11 Nov 2001.
Nerd Boy, episodes 93-99
alt.ascii-art
· 8 messages · 11 Nov 2001 - 24 Nov 2001
A whole new story arc, comin' at ya!
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Yes, no joke. Gotta love the assembly scene though. Are you loving it? C'mon, I
said you -gotta- love it! Hey, y-, oh.. Oh, OK, so don't.
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*Now that the transformation scene is over,
|| ___ / We will go forth to save the Universe!*
[] <o o>
`|[___]--~ *meep* Um, excuse me.
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[___]|| OO
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*What is it, puny human? Er,
"organic friend".* \ ___
<>oo> Uh, you're using a robot I
--]__]-~ *meep* bought from an IKEA store in
[] || ] , Japan as your left arm.
||[__]| OO Can I have it back?
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*So -you- are the incompetent fool!
This robot is incorrectly assembled!
Witness how its voicebox emits noise
after speech! We \ ___
shall punish you!* <>oo> O-OK, you can borrow it. I
--]__]-~ *meep* don't n-need it right now.
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Note the continuity. Creepy, huh? At first, when I wrote the first line, I put
the "*meep*" next to "Universe!*" Suddenly, a noisy arm seemed much funnier.
Minds work in strange ways, especially mine. If I had planned ahead and written
a lot of jokes beforehand, I could very well have missed out on this one. You
decide whether that's a good thing or not...
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*You bother Us again?*
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<>oo> *meep* Sorry, I was just wondering if
-[__[--~ you can really just take my
[ || [] , robot like that and use it
|[__]|| OO as your left arm. I mean,
|||| .||. is that even legal?
___________ /_/__\ __ dd
*Verily, according to the
Asian-American robot \ ___
act of 1982, human.* <>oo>
--]__]-~ *meep* Oh...
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||[__]| OO
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____________ /__\_\ __ dd
*Read the fine print next
time, puny consumer.* \ ___
<oo<>
-[__[--~ *meep*
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|[__]|| OO
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__________ \_| /__\ __ dd jg
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Heh, I like this one. The way he walks, the way he talks. He's a -cool- robot.
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*Yes, I have a positronic
brain and no, I \ ___
don't know how it <>oo>
works, sorry.* --]__]-~ *meep* OK, just a few more
[] || ] , questions...
||[__]| OO
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/__\_\ dd
*I must take my leave!
The irritating human has
belated me!* \ ___ ___
||_ <oo<>_ ----
`-|[__[|-.\ *meep* Hey! Who are you calling
|| || -- , an irritating human?
[__] - - __ - OO
_/.-'\_ ---- .||.
\_| \_\ -- dd
,--. *Leave that perfectly innocent
___[#][#] house alone, foul creature!*
_____/ ( `(-) \ ___
{ ( - ) ___ _ <oo<> *meep*
`'\___/ '-`-|[__[--~ A really Woohoo...
________\ - \__/ || [] big monster! ,
__ |_/\ - \__| ) [__]|| `OO --~
| | /\ - `.__,/ |||| .||. .<<.
| | | /`.__\_.' /_/__\ jg dd ||
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Making fun of cliches can be fun. Not when I do it though. Well, IMHO.
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,--. *Attempting to impress
[#][#] Us, are we? We are not
__(`(-)__ impressed, insect.*
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{ ( - ) <oo<> *meep*
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ooo
*PREPARE TO BE EXTERMINATED!* _____
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_\O_O_\/_ *MEEP*
*squeek!* ,--. | | |--~
[#][#] /|_______|/ /|
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`'\ \ - \ |______|_| Wow! He grew OH, -geez-...
____\ ___| - )__ | || | really big! I'm outta here.
| / - / | ||| || `OO `~--
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|jg `.__\.' | |___|______| dd |\
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Cliche joke again. How amusing. Drawing a big robot was kind of fun though.
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So even though you've *Correct.*
defeated that monster, \ ___
you won't give back <o o> *meep*
my robot that you're --[___]--~ Let me try.
using as your left arm? [] | | [] ,
`OO ||[___]|| ..~
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bb /_| |_\ /|
Do you know what century *
this is? The 21st! The ___
whole "big robot made of <o o>
small robots" thing is out. --[___]--~
It's lame. You're a relic! [] | | []
Stop embarassing `~.. ||[___]|| OO
yourself and just .>>. || || .||.
disassemble! || /_| |_\ dd
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- *zweeee* / -
*snap* *whrrrr* _
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*Finally! *-Tell- me *I liked *Like you like milk? Yeah, I've seen
Sheesh!* about it!* it.* you sneak off to them milk joints,
` __ __ , __ __ , , SICKO!* ?
<-<> [_[] [_[] <-<> == ==~ OO ..~
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/| /| /| /| /| jg || dd ||
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I'm really reaching here. I mean, milk? Seriously, couldn't I come up with
something a bit weirder? To answer my question, "No, stupid! And do you know
why? Cause you're stupid, stupid!" Hey, aren't I being a bit hard on myself?
"Ah, shut up, stupid."
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"Vampire Lesbian ALT-TAB, ALT-TAB!! FOR
Kickboxers"? THE LOVE OF GOD, ALT-TAB!
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~.. - O |_)
.>>. |_(._[__]
jg __ || __ | |b| |
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Note the shadows. Shadows are your friends.
And btw, www.vampirelesbiankickboxers.com.
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On Sun, 11 Nov 2001 02:10:29 +0100, Joaquim Almgren Gandara <cla...@lords.com> wrote in news:<9skj1r$13es1i$1...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de> that: Hello! [...] > > > _ > ~.. O |_) > >> |_( _[__] > __ |\ __ | |b| | > > > > _ > ~.. O |_) > >> |_( _[__] > __ |\ __ | |b| | > > > > > _ > ~.. O |_) > .>>. |_( _[__] > __ || __ | |b| | > > > > > "Vampire Lesbian ALT-TAB, ALT-TAB!! FOR > Kickboxers"? THE LOVE OF GOD, ALT-TAB! > ` \ , _ > ~.. - O |_) > .>>. |_(._[__] > jg __ || __ | |b| | That's the best strip in todays episodes... really funny! Best regards/Pozdrowienia, bug -- Blazej Kozlowski -=- bug -=- bug...@akw.pl bla...@akw.pl -- bla...@mailandnews.com _([]:] +48608093718 -- GaduGadu: 1093730
"Joaquim Almgren Gandara" <cla...@lords.com> wrote in message news:9skj1r$13es1i$1...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de... > A whole new story arc, comin' at ya! > _ > ~.. O |_) > >> |_( _[__] > __ |\ __ | |b| | > > > > _ > ~.. O |_) > >> |_( _[__] > __ |\ __ | |b| | > > > > > _ > ~.. O |_) > .>>. |_( _[__] > __ || __ | |b| | > > > > > "Vampire Lesbian ALT-TAB, ALT-TAB!! FOR > Kickboxers"? THE LOVE OF GOD, ALT-TAB! > ` \ , _ > ~.. - O |_) > .>>. |_(._[__] > jg __ || __ | |b| | > --- > Note the shadows. Shadows are your friends. > And btw, www.vampirelesbiankickboxers.com. To be honest, they look more like holes following them around. Perhaps simplicity is a better friend. Other than that, wonderful episodes :-)
bonjour Joaquim Almgren Gandara, je suis un robot! >_____/ ( `(-) \ ___ > { ( - ) ___ _ <oo<> *meep* > `'\___/ '-`-|[__[--~ A really Woohoo... >________\ - \__/ || [] big monster! , >__ |_/\ - \__| ) [__]|| `OO --~ > | | /\ - `.__,/ |||| .||. .<<. > | | | /`.__\_.' /_/__\ jg dd || Your robot rocks. -- | _ .\ ~~ _ ^~ | <')_,/ , ; .\ >(')__, . ` ' , | (_~=/ \._`.'. .\ (_~_/ _, _..-''-._,____,----,____ | ='- \=~_) ; .\ ~^~~^~ ` (_~_/ `'--'` `~~~~)_)=\_\-.( | -'= .\ ~^~ ~^~~^~ ICQ:11367619 EMAIL:bateau:-)jupiter-io.net WEB:http://tyrian2000.cjb.net
"bug" <bug...@akw.pl> wrote in message news:9sl...@Lucida.Console.Fans.International.Organization... > On Sun, 11 Nov 2001 02:10:29 +0100, Joaquim Almgren Gandara <cla...@lords.com> wrote in news:<9skj1r$13es1i$1...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de> that: [...] > That's the best strip in todays episodes... really funny! -- http://www.ite.mh.se/~joaal98/ascii ___ __ _ _ _ ________ _ / \\\ Thanks! \ \| `.| `.| `\ \ \ \ `.' \ [.[.]-\\ , \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ _, \ /_ /|/ /\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ (jg) {v} |= \__/`._|\_\_\_,_\__|\_\_\ \_\ #// (\
"Sam Blanning" <enq...@nationalcoursingclub.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message news:9slmtt$6iu$1...@newsg3.svr.pol.co.uk... [...] > To be honest, they look more like holes following them around. Perhaps > simplicity is a better friend. Hmmm... "Holes following them around" is so contra-intuitive that I can't even see it. :\ > Other than that, wonderful episodes :-) Thank you. :) -- http://www.ite.mh.se/~joaal98/ascii ___ __ _ _ _ ________ _ / \\\ Holes? \ \| `.| `.| `\ \ \ \ `.' \ [.[.]-\\ , \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ _, \ /_ /|/ /\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ (jg) {.} |= \__/`._|\_\_\_,_\__|\_\_\ \_\ #// (\
"Bateau" <Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com> wrote in message news:EMbuO6DsCU=JKl...@4ax.com... > bonjour Joaquim Almgren Gandara, je suis un robot! > > >_____/ ( `(-) \ ___ > > { ( - ) ___ _ <oo<> *meep* > > `'\___/ '-`-|[__[--~ A really Woohoo... > >________\ - \__/ || [] big monster! , > >__ |_/\ - \__| ) [__]|| `OO --~ > > | | /\ - `.__,/ |||| .||. .<<. > > | | | /`.__\_.' /_/__\ jg dd || > > Your robot rocks. I think you're confusing the fact that robots generally rock with some kind of talent on my part. :) -- http://www.ite.mh.se/~joaal98/ascii ___ __ _ _ _ ________ _ / \\\ Seriously. \ \| `.| `.| `\ \ \ \ `.' \ [.[.]-\\ , \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ _, \ /_ /|/ /\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ (jg) {-} |= \__/`._|\_\_\_,_\__|\_\_\ \_\ #// (\
Sam Blanning wrote: > "Joaquim Almgren Gandara" wrote: > > > > "Vampire Lesbian ALT-TAB, ALT-TAB!! FOR > > Kickboxers"? THE LOVE OF GOD, ALT-TAB! > > ` \ , _ > > ~.. - O |_) > > .>>. |_(._[__] > > jg __ || __ | |b| | > > --- > > Note the shadows. Shadows are your friends. > > And btw, www.vampirelesbiankickboxers.com. > > To be honest, they look more like holes following them around. Perhaps > simplicity is a better friend. Shadows? -- ##### c ^ OO /\\\\ ##### | /|\ `^^^^^^^%-- '||` | \\\\ #### <@ \ / \ " " \ ha ha ha dd / @> \\\| ### _| |_ \\| ### (_ http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ _) == \ / A S C I I A R T C H A T \ ||\
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