Nerd Boy, episodes 93-99
From Joaquim Almgren Gandara <cla...@lords.com>
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· 11 Nov 2001 01:10 · View full thread
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A whole new story arc, comin' at ya!
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Cool! --[___]--~ Dorky.
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Yes, no joke. Gotta love the assembly scene though. Are you loving it? C'mon, I
said you -gotta- love it! Hey, y-, oh.. Oh, OK, so don't.
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*Now that the transformation scene is over,
|| ___ / We will go forth to save the Universe!*
[] <o o>
`|[___]--~ *meep* Um, excuse me.
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*What is it, puny human? Er,
"organic friend".* \ ___
<>oo> Uh, you're using a robot I
--]__]-~ *meep* bought from an IKEA store in
[] || ] , Japan as your left arm.
||[__]| OO Can I have it back?
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*So -you- are the incompetent fool!
This robot is incorrectly assembled!
Witness how its voicebox emits noise
after speech! We \ ___
shall punish you!* <>oo> O-OK, you can borrow it. I
--]__]-~ *meep* don't n-need it right now.
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Note the continuity. Creepy, huh? At first, when I wrote the first line, I put
the "*meep*" next to "Universe!*" Suddenly, a noisy arm seemed much funnier.
Minds work in strange ways, especially mine. If I had planned ahead and written
a lot of jokes beforehand, I could very well have missed out on this one. You
decide whether that's a good thing or not...
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*You bother Us again?*
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<>oo> *meep* Sorry, I was just wondering if
-[__[--~ you can really just take my
[ || [] , robot like that and use it
|[__]|| OO as your left arm. I mean,
|||| .||. is that even legal?
___________ /_/__\ __ dd
*Verily, according to the
Asian-American robot \ ___
act of 1982, human.* <>oo>
--]__]-~ *meep* Oh...
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*Read the fine print next
time, puny consumer.* \ ___
<oo<>
-[__[--~ *meep*
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|[__]|| OO
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__________ \_| /__\ __ dd jg
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Heh, I like this one. The way he walks, the way he talks. He's a -cool- robot.
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*Yes, I have a positronic
brain and no, I \ ___
don't know how it <>oo>
works, sorry.* --]__]-~ *meep* OK, just a few more
[] || ] , questions...
||[__]| OO
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/__\_\ dd
*I must take my leave!
The irritating human has
belated me!* \ ___ ___
||_ <oo<>_ ----
`-|[__[|-.\ *meep* Hey! Who are you calling
|| || -- , an irritating human?
[__] - - __ - OO
_/.-'\_ ---- .||.
\_| \_\ -- dd
,--. *Leave that perfectly innocent
___[#][#] house alone, foul creature!*
_____/ ( `(-) \ ___
{ ( - ) ___ _ <oo<> *meep*
`'\___/ '-`-|[__[--~ A really Woohoo...
________\ - \__/ || [] big monster! ,
__ |_/\ - \__| ) [__]|| `OO --~
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Making fun of cliches can be fun. Not when I do it though. Well, IMHO.
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,--. *Attempting to impress
[#][#] Us, are we? We are not
__(`(-)__ impressed, insect.*
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{ ( - ) <oo<> *meep*
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*PREPARE TO BE EXTERMINATED!* _____
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_\O_O_\/_ *MEEP*
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`'\ \ - \ |______|_| Wow! He grew OH, -geez-...
____\ ___| - )__ | || | really big! I'm outta here.
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Cliche joke again. How amusing. Drawing a big robot was kind of fun though.
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So even though you've *Correct.*
defeated that monster, \ ___
you won't give back <o o> *meep*
my robot that you're --[___]--~ Let me try.
using as your left arm? [] | | [] ,
`OO ||[___]|| ..~
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bb /_| |_\ /|
Do you know what century *
this is? The 21st! The ___
whole "big robot made of <o o>
small robots" thing is out. --[___]--~
It's lame. You're a relic! [] | | []
Stop embarassing `~.. ||[___]|| OO
yourself and just .>>. || || .||.
disassemble! || /_| |_\ dd
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- *zweeee* / -
*snap* *whrrrr* _
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*Finally! *-Tell- me *I liked *Like you like milk? Yeah, I've seen
Sheesh!* about it!* it.* you sneak off to them milk joints,
` __ __ , __ __ , , SICKO!* ?
<-<> [_[] [_[] <-<> == ==~ OO ..~
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/| /| /| /| /| jg || dd ||
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I'm really reaching here. I mean, milk? Seriously, couldn't I come up with
something a bit weirder? To answer my question, "No, stupid! And do you know
why? Cause you're stupid, stupid!" Hey, aren't I being a bit hard on myself?
"Ah, shut up, stupid."
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"Vampire Lesbian ALT-TAB, ALT-TAB!! FOR
Kickboxers"? THE LOVE OF GOD, ALT-TAB!
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jg __ || __ | |b| |
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Note the shadows. Shadows are your friends.
And btw, www.vampirelesbiankickboxers.com.
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