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Nerd Boy, episode 157-163 (guest artists)

Nerd Boy, episode 157-163 (guest artists)

alt.ascii-art · 11 messages · 17 Jan 2002 - 19 Jan 2002
Joaquim Gândara <cla...@lords.com> ASCII art 17 Jan 2002 21:35 · permalink · report
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     a portal?
where does it lead?     .
                `       '
                 OO     :
                .||.    |
  ______________ bb ____|____________________


              hey this is wrong, this is 3D...
        '    i can only move in two dimensions!
     '  '      ,
     .  |  OO
    _:  |_.||._______________
     | /   bb               /|_
  ___|/___________________ // /|_
                          |_ // /|______________
                            |_ //
                              |_______________


    ____      LET ME OUT!
       /|_        `
  ___ // /|_        OO
     |_ // /|______.||.____
       |_ //        bb                         EXIT
         |_______________                           '
                                             '      .
                                             :      '
    ____                                     |      |
       /|_                              *    |______|
  ___ // /|_                          OO    /      /|
     |_ // /|_______________________.((.___/      /_|________
       |_ //                         bb
         |_________________________________________________


          EXIT
               '
        '      .
        :      '
   okay, stay calm, there has to be a way.
        |______|    ,
       /      /  OO
  ____/      /__.||.______________
                 bb              /\
________________________________/  \
                                \   \
                                 \   \
                                  \   \________________
                                   \  /
                                    \/_______________

   ___   wheeee
     /\   ,                                this place isn't so bad
 ___/ OO                                 after all. i wanna stay here
    \.\\'                                    ,
     \ bb\                               OO
      \   \____________            _____.||._____________
       \  /                              bb
        \/___________            ______________________



                  d'oh!                            '
                   ,                               '
                OO          [ EXIT >            '  |
   ____________.||.____________||_______________:  |
                bb                              | /|
 _________________________________        ______|/ |
                                  /      /      |  |
                                 /      /|      |  |
                                /      / |      |  |
                               /      /__|______|__|_________________
                              /
                             /_____________________________________
                             |
   lf                        |

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          Mmm... Bungie.          Try it. It's cool.
         That should be fun.        ,
                      `         ,,,
                       OO       oo
                      .||'     .[].
      _______________  db_____  ||____ _____         _____________
                                      |_____|       |
                                      |             |
                                      |             |
                                      |             |
                                      |             |
                                      |             |


                                          ,,,
                                          oo
                                         .[].
       ________________________________ _ ||_       _____________
                                       |_____|     |
                                       |  |        |
                                       |  |        |
                                       |  |        |
                                       |  |        |
                                       |  |        |
                                       |  |        |
                                       |  |        |
                                       |  |
                                          |   A-A-A-AH!
                                          q    ,
                                          q\/
                                           /OO



                                      John, come here, quick!
                                             ,
                                           ,,,
                                           oo]
                                          .[]'
        ________________________________ _ ||_      ____________
                                        |_____|    |
                                        |  |       |
                                        |  |       |
                                        |  |       |
                                        |  |       |
                                        |  |       |
                                        |  |       |
                                        |  |       |
                                        |  |       |
                                        |  |       |
                                        |  | OW!   |
                                        |  | ,     |
                                        | qp       |
                                        |__\\,_____|



                                    We need a deeper gap.
                                              ,            __
                                           ,,,        /\  /__]
                                           oo       /\/\\/:::\
                                          .[].     /__) )_:::|
        ________________________________ _ ||_      __ (oooooo)_
                                        |_____|    |
                                        |  |       |
                                        |  |       |
                                        |  |       |
                                        |  |       |
                                        |  |       |
                                        |  |       |
                                        |  |       |
                                        |  |       |
                                        |  |       |
                                        |  |       |
                                        |  |       |
                                        | qp       |
    Gr                                  |__\\,_____|

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   ___.-==============================-.___
 _(   )_                             __(   )__
( Mandy )       Thinking about      ( NerdBoy )
  (___)                                (___)
      '-==============================-'

               Merry Christmas
                  from Mandy

                       .-.
         ____________ (oo)`__________
        ( New graphics((+) New sound )
         '-''-''-''-'(_:__)''-''-''-'
          *  *  *  *        *  *  *


          She Knows! She always knew.


                      _
                 `O  |_)
                |_(-_[__]
        ______  | |Z|   \ ____________________



=====================================================================



    tinker tinkeR ( yank ) tinkER ( jerk ) tinKER tiNKER ( push )
          tINKER ( pull ) TINKER ...... sigh

                  _      O`
                 |_)  _[_,\
     ____________| | |   |(\  [ ___________



===============.* INSTALLED *.=======================================


   Start - zzzzzzzzz - beep - new hardware detected - proceed - yes

                      _
                   O |_)_
                |_ |-_[__]
        ______  | |L|   \ ____________________


=====================================================================

Notice that NerdBoy is as close to the monitor as he can be.

 For some reason its human nature to get as close as possible to
potential danger. Much like sticking your face in the windshield of the
car and watching it smack the pole.


    ___.-==============================-.___
 __(   )__                             _(   )_
( NerdBoy )     Thinking about        ( Mandy )
   (___)                                (___)
       '-==============================-'


     .----------,
    (  Mandy,  (
     \          \
     (   E-mail (
      \          \
      (     Send (
       `----------`
               `.     _
                 `O  |_)
                |_(-_[__]
        ______  | |Z|   \ ____________________

NerdBoy is attempting to reach Mandy. Thanking her for the precious
gifts. Realizing that it is 31 December 2001 asking for her time.


     .----------,
    (  E-mail  (
     \ returned \
     (    NO    (
      \  SUCH    \
      ( ADDRESS  (
       `----------`
               `.     _
                 `O  |_)
                |_(-_[__]
        ______  | |Z|   \ ____________________


=====================================================================
Where could she be ?



                *     .   *
          *    .   *
     *  .       *   .    *
      .    *            .
         *   .   *    .
               .   *  *
            *    .
               .   * .
                 * .
                  /\
                 / -\
                /= * \
=============================================================LGB=====
Maybe next year.  -.( o) .-


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What the heck is         []      It's my new time machine! Do
this supposed to be?   .-==-.    you like the design?
                `      |[][]|    ,
                 ~..   |[][]|  OO
                  >>   |[][]| .||.
                __|\___|____|__dd___________



Not particularly. Does   []      But of course! Would you like
it actually work?      .-==-.    a demonstration?
                `      |[][]|    ,
                 ~..   |[][]| \OO
                 .>>.  |[][]|  ||.
                __||___|____|__dd___________


How could I say no?      []      Stand back!
No! Oh, go on          .-==-.    Here goes...
then...         `      |[][]|    ,
                 ~..   |[][]|  OO
                 .>>.  |[][]| -||.
                __||___|____|__dd___________


              It is 10:45am  []
                         ` .-==-.    Amazing, huh?
                           |[][]|          ,
                 ~--       |[][]|        OO
                 .>>.      |[][]|       .||.
                __||_______|____|________dd___________


LATER...

 Not this stupid Time     []      Don't worry. I've ironed out
 Machine again...       .-==-.    the bugs and now it works
                 `      |[][]|    ,  perfectly.
                  ~--   |[][]|  OO
                  .>>,  |[][]| .||.
                 __||___|____|__dd___________


 Why do I have this       []      Don't worry. Nothing could
 impending feeling of   .-==-.    possibly go wrong... er,
 doom...         `      |[][]|    , stand back anyway.
                  ~..   |[][]|  OO
                  .>>,  |[][]| -||.
                 __/|___|____|__dd___________



 Nothing happened, idiot.    []
 I thought you said you'd  .-==-.    Er... behind you...
 ironed out the  `         |[][]|        ,
 bugs!            ~..      |[][]|      OO
                  .>>.     |[][]|     -||.
                 __||______|____|______dd___________



                             []
 YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!      .-==-.
                 `         |[][]|
             OO    ..~     |[][]|      OO
            .||.  \<</     |[][]|     .||.
         ____bb____//______|____|______dd___________



 Probability of termination  []
 once joke is discovered   .-==-.    Heh. Still worth it.
 over 99%.  `              |[][]|        ,
            ~==            |[][]|      OO
            .||OO          |[][]|     .||.
E_Z      ____bb___=^-~_____|____|______dd___________


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                  Nerdboy,
                  why are you dressed
       Hi         like a girl?
         `            '
           %oo%    ..~
           .>>.   .<<.
            bb     ||
     ___________________________


    Tee Hee               Why am I what??
         `                         '
           %oo%    ..~         OO
           .>>.   .<<.        <||.
            bb     ||          dd
     ___________________________




           %oo%   ~..          OO
           .>>.   .>>.        .||.
            bb     ||          dd
     ___________________________

                      She better be a
                      relative, and I don't
                      mean a clone
                          `
           %oo%            ~-- OO
           .>>.            .>>--))-
            bb             / \ dd
     ___________________________

 01110011 01101000 01100101
 01101001 01110011
 01100110 01110101 01110011 01110011 01111001
      `.
        `.            01110110 01100101 01110010 01111001
                            '
            %oo%         OO             ~--
            .>>.        .||.            .>>
             bb          dd              |\
      _______________________________________




                     You better not be
                      talking about me!
             We aren't             |
               |   No way          |
              ,       `            `
            %oo%         OO          ..~
            .>>.        .||.        -<<
             bb          bb          / \
   MJP_______________________________________


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    It's 4 O'clock in the           I woke up and went to get a drink
    morning! Why are you            of water and decided to check my
    sitting at your computer?       email on the way back to bed.
            /                               /
                                      _
      ~..                            (_|  O
      .>>.                           [__]_ )_|
  ____ || __________________________ |   |d| | ______________________


   You need to seriously
   reconsider your relationship        LOL. I don't have a problem.
   with your computer!
                /                            /
                                      _
             ~..                     (_|  O
             .>>.                    [__]_ )_|
  ___________ || ___________________ |   |d| | ______________________


   Well for a start normal      I don't think that's a serious
   people laugh, they don't     problem. None of my close friends
   say "LOL".                   have ever suggested I have a problem.
                           \          _     /
                              ~..    (_|  O
                              .>>.   [__]_ )_|
  ____________________________ || __ |   |d| | ______________________



         Which close friends?         KK, Vapid, Redan..
                    \                 _     /
                      ..~            (_|  O
                     .<<.            [__]_ )_|
  ___________________ || ___________ |   |d| | ______________________


       ..and are these people            I don't know, I've never....
           male of female?               ah, I get your point.
               /                      _     /
          ..~                        (_|  O
         .<<.                        [__]_ )_|
  _______ || _______________________ |   |d| | ___________________dp_



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                                        ___ _   _
                                       |_ _| |_( )___
                                      * | ||  _|/(_-<   *
                                       |___|\__| /__/...

                                     ,--. /
              ,-------- OO --.       | \ \
              |`-._____((_____`-.    +-+-+
     ________ |__|_____ bb ____||    | | | ____



                                       *... Monty
                                           Python's...*
                                     ,--. /
              ,------- OO ---.       | \ \
              |`-._____||_____`-.    +-+-+
     ________ |__|_____ bb ____||    | | | ____



                                      *...Flying
                                           Circus...*
                                     ,--. /
              ,------ <OO> --.       | \ \
              |`-._____||_____`-.    +-+-+
     ________ |__|_____ bb ____||    | | | ____





               `           ;
               :          ,
               |          :
               |          |
               |          :
               |          .
               |           .
               :            .
               ;             .
              ,               "--__      ___   And now for something
             ,                     """"""   )    completely different.
                                     . `. ,'           ,
            (                      `. `. `.           ..~
             .                    `._;._;-'          .<<.
 KaK_______   .____..----.._____,-"         ________  || __________


-----

There. Are you happy, Timofei? :)

-jg

"Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> wrote in message
news:a27fs3$vbf5q$1...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de...
> -----
>
I just have to give a massive LOL to this...


>  Probability of termination  []
>  once joke is discovered   .-==-.    Heh. Still worth it.
>  over 99%.  `              |[][]|        ,
>             ~==            |[][]|      OO
>             .||OO          |[][]|     .||.
> E_Z      ____bb___=^-~_____|____|______dd___________
>

and this.

>                `           ;
>                :          ,
>                |          :
>                |          |
>                |          :
>                |          .
>                |           .
>                :            .
>                ;             .
>               ,               "--__      ___   And now for something
>              ,                     """"""   )    completely different.
>                                      . `. ,'           ,
>             (                      `. `. `.           ..~
>              .                    `._;._;-'          .<<.
>  KaK_______   .____..----.._____,-"         ________  || __________
>
Bah, that's not enough. LMAO!

On Thu, 17 Jan 2002 22:35:20 +0100, "Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com>
wrote:

>  01110011 01101000 01100101
>  01101001 01110011
>  01100110 01110101 01110011 01110011 01111001
>       `.
>         `.            01110110 01100101 01110010 01111001
>                             '

I get it :)

Cheers,
Philip
-- 
Philip Newton <nos...@gmx.li>
That really is my address; no need to remove anything to reply.
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

  she
  is
  fussy
    `.
      `.         very
                  '

I don't...
Philip Newton wrote:
> 
> On Thu, 17 Jan 2002 22:35:20 +0100, "Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com>
> wrote:
> 
> >  01110011 01101000 01100101
> >  01101001 01110011
> >  01100110 01110101 01110011 01110011 01111001
> >       `.
> >         `.            01110110 01100101 01110010 01111001
> >                             '
> 
> I get it :)
> 
> Cheers,
> Philip
> --
> Philip Newton <nos...@gmx.li>
> That really is my address; no need to remove anything to reply.
> If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

Freezer <PGl...@GMX.de> 18 Jan 2002 15:03 · permalink · report
"Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
news:a27fs3$vbf5q$1...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de...

> How could I say no?      []      Stand back!
> No! Oh, go on          .-==-.    Here goes...
> then...         `      |[][]|    ,
>                  ~..   |[][]|  OO
>                  .>>.  |[][]| -||.
>                 __||___|____|__dd___________
>
>
>               It is 10:45am  []
>                          ` .-==-.    Amazing, huh?
>                            |[][]|          ,
>                  ~--       |[][]|        OO
>                  .>>.      |[][]|       .||.
>                 __||_______|____|________dd___________


rofl this one is great :D

>  01110011 01101000 01100101
>  01101001 01110011
>  01100110 01110101 01110011 01110011 01111001
>       `.
>         `.            01110110 01100101 01110010 01111001
>                             '
>             %oo%         OO             ~--
>             .>>.        .||.            .>>
>              bb          dd              |\
>       _______________________________________


why is she talking german? ;)

Freezer <PGl...@GMX.de> 18 Jan 2002 15:25 · permalink · report
"Freezer" <PGl...@GMX.de> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
news:a29dd2$esh$01$1...@news.t-online.com...

>
> >  01110011 01101000 01100101
> >  01101001 01110011
> >  01100110 01110101 01110011 01110011 01111001
> >       `.
> >         `.            01110110 01100101 01110010 01111001
> >                             '
> >             %oo%         OO             ~--
> >             .>>.        .||.            .>>
> >              bb          dd              |\
> >       _______________________________________
>
>
> why is she talking german? ;)
>
>


mwah sorry I just reread it... somehow read it wrong the first time ;D

On Fri, 18 Jan 2002 16:02:37 +0100, Fredrik Hagman
<fre...@eln.ericsson.se> wrote:

>Philip Newton wrote:
>> 
>> On Thu, 17 Jan 2002 22:35:20 +0100, "Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com>
>> wrote:
>> 
>> >  01110011 01101000 01100101
>> >  01101001 01110011
>> >  01100110 01110101 01110011 01110011 01111001
>> >       `.
>> >         `.            01110110 01100101 01110010 01111001
>> >                             '
>> 
>> I get it :)
>
>  she
>  is
>  fussy
>    `.
>      `.         very
>                  '
>
>I don't...

Ah!!! Now with that handy translation, I do!! Very good!

-llizard

-- 
        ___                                  llizard aka ejm 
      _/   |    ,^%---                    llizard@idirec+.ca
     |_____|  __<_ \ some of the guestshots were good
       --- ==   >/   but I'm glad that Joaquim is back!
     [_____]  __>,^
ejm   |   |  //| |               ASCII-art & ASCII-animation
                      www.crosswinds.net/~llizard/ascii-art/

NOTE: If you are e-mailing and hit the reply button, add an "e" to
"idirct"; its absence is to stop the torment of automatic mailers.

On Fri, 18 Jan 2002 10:26:52 -0500, llizard <lli...@NOPOLLUTIONwildmail.com> wrote:

>On Fri, 18 Jan 2002 16:02:37 +0100, Fredrik Hagman
><fre...@eln.ericsson.se> wrote:
>
>>Philip Newton wrote:
>>> 
>>> On Thu, 17 Jan 2002 22:35:20 +0100, "Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com>
>>> wrote:
>>> 
>>> >  01110011 01101000 01100101
>>> >  01101001 01110011
>>> >  01100110 01110101 01110011 01110011 01111001
>>> >       `.
>>> >         `.            01110110 01100101 01110010 01111001
>>> >                             '
>>> 
>>> I get it :)
>>
>>  she
>>  is
>>  fussy
>>    `.
>>      `.         very
>>                  '
>>
>>I don't...
>
>Ah!!! Now with that handy translation, I do!! Very good!
>
>-llizard
>

heh it was suggested to leave the translation off, so I did.
;)

On Fri, 18 Jan 2002 16:03:17 +0100, "Freezer" <PGl...@GMX.de> wrote:

[Time machine]
> rofl this one is great :D

Yep, I liked that one, too.

The time machine looked a bit like a (former?) English telephone booth
-- was it supposed to be a TARDIS?

Cheers,
Philip
-- 
Philip Newton <nos...@gmx.li>
That really is my address; no need to remove anything to reply.
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

On Sat, 19 Jan 2002 11:24:44 +0100, Philip Newton
<pne...@newton.digitalspace.net> wrote:

>On Fri, 18 Jan 2002 16:03:17 +0100, "Freezer" <PGl...@GMX.de> wrote:
>
>[Time machine]
>> rofl this one is great :D
>
>Yep, I liked that one, too.
>
>The time machine looked a bit like a (former?) English telephone booth
>-- was it supposed to be a TARDIS?
>
No, it wasn't. That would be a violation of the BBC's copyright.

It just looked and acted very much like a TARDIS. But it wasn't one.

Much.

><> <- Not a fish
---
Bruce Greenwood
Madness takes its toll, so please have exact change

Timofei Shatrov <gru...@mail.ru> ASCII art 19 Jan 2002 17:53 · permalink · report
On Sat, 19 Jan 2002 11:24:44 +0100, Philip Newton
<pne...@newton.digitalspace.net> tried to confuse everyone with this
message:

>On Fri, 18 Jan 2002 16:03:17 +0100, "Freezer" <PGl...@GMX.de> wrote:
>
>[Time machine]
>> rofl this one is great :D
>
>Yep, I liked that one, too.
>
>The time machine looked a bit like a (former?) English telephone booth
>-- was it supposed to be a TARDIS?
>
It's TARDIS by Bruce Greenwood:

{Begin Quoting:}

Tiny Doctor Who figlets. Be gentle, it's my first try at this...


         | |            ^     | |   []    | |  *     
         | |   [O]     [O]    | | .-==-.  | |    __DOCTOR_
      (  | |   /#\     /#\    | | |[][]|  | |    \__WHO__/  + 
   __[\  | |  || ||   || ||   | | |[][]|  | |           |
  /__\   | |   | |     | |    | | |[][]|  | |  *       -+-
         | |   _ _     _ _    | | |____|  | |      *    |
   
"Master?"   "We will survive!"   "Vworp!"    "Whoopity woo..."


Created in Lucida Console. Bad enough to make Dapol proud?

---
Bruce Greenwood
If at first you don't succeed, succeggs

{End Quoting}


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