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Nerd Boy, episode 157-163 (guest artists)
alt.ascii-art
· 11 messages · 17 Jan 2002 - 19 Jan 2002
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a portal?
where does it lead? .
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hey this is wrong, this is 3D...
' i can only move in two dimensions!
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okay, stay calm, there has to be a way.
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Mmm... Bungie. Try it. It's cool.
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___.-==============================-.___
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( Mandy ) Thinking about ( NerdBoy )
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Merry Christmas
from Mandy
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( New graphics((+) New sound )
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She Knows! She always knew.
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tinker tinkeR ( yank ) tinkER ( jerk ) tinKER tiNKER ( push )
tINKER ( pull ) TINKER ...... sigh
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Start - zzzzzzzzz - beep - new hardware detected - proceed - yes
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Notice that NerdBoy is as close to the monitor as he can be.
For some reason its human nature to get as close as possible to
potential danger. Much like sticking your face in the windshield of the
car and watching it smack the pole.
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( NerdBoy ) Thinking about ( Mandy )
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NerdBoy is attempting to reach Mandy. Thanking her for the precious
gifts. Realizing that it is 31 December 2001 asking for her time.
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Where could she be ?
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Maybe next year. -.( o) .-
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What the heck is [] It's my new time machine! Do
this supposed to be? .-==-. you like the design?
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Not particularly. Does [] But of course! Would you like
it actually work? .-==-. a demonstration?
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How could I say no? [] Stand back!
No! Oh, go on .-==-. Here goes...
then... ` |[][]| ,
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It is 10:45am []
` .-==-. Amazing, huh?
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LATER...
Not this stupid Time [] Don't worry. I've ironed out
Machine again... .-==-. the bugs and now it works
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Why do I have this [] Don't worry. Nothing could
impending feeling of .-==-. possibly go wrong... er,
doom... ` |[][]| , stand back anyway.
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Nothing happened, idiot. []
I thought you said you'd .-==-. Er... behind you...
ironed out the ` |[][]| ,
bugs! ~.. |[][]| OO
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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! .-==-.
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Probability of termination []
once joke is discovered .-==-. Heh. Still worth it.
over 99%. ` |[][]| ,
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Nerdboy,
why are you dressed
Hi like a girl?
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Tee Hee Why am I what??
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She better be a
relative, and I don't
mean a clone
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You better not be
talking about me!
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It's 4 O'clock in the I woke up and went to get a drink
morning! Why are you of water and decided to check my
sitting at your computer? email on the way back to bed.
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You need to seriously
reconsider your relationship LOL. I don't have a problem.
with your computer!
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Well for a start normal I don't think that's a serious
people laugh, they don't problem. None of my close friends
say "LOL". have ever suggested I have a problem.
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Which close friends? KK, Vapid, Redan..
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..and are these people I don't know, I've never....
male of female? ah, I get your point.
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There. Are you happy, Timofei? :)
-jg
"Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> wrote in message news:a27fs3$vbf5q$1...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de... > ----- > I just have to give a massive LOL to this... > Probability of termination [] > once joke is discovered .-==-. Heh. Still worth it. > over 99%. ` |[][]| , > ~== |[][]| OO > .||OO |[][]| .||. > E_Z ____bb___=^-~_____|____|______dd___________ > and this. > ` ; > : , > | : > | | > | : > | . > | . > : . > ; . > , "--__ ___ And now for something > , """""" ) completely different. > . `. ,' , > ( `. `. `. ..~ > . `._;._;-' .<<. > KaK_______ .____..----.._____,-" ________ || __________ > Bah, that's not enough. LMAO!
On Thu, 17 Jan 2002 22:35:20 +0100, "Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> wrote: > 01110011 01101000 01100101 > 01101001 01110011 > 01100110 01110101 01110011 01110011 01111001 > `. > `. 01110110 01100101 01110010 01111001 > ' I get it :) Cheers, Philip -- Philip Newton <nos...@gmx.li> That really is my address; no need to remove anything to reply. If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
she
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I don't...
Philip Newton wrote:
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> On Thu, 17 Jan 2002 22:35:20 +0100, "Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com>
> wrote:
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> I get it :)
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> Cheers,
> Philip
> --
> Philip Newton <nos...@gmx.li>
> That really is my address; no need to remove anything to reply.
> If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
"Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> schrieb im Newsbeitrag news:a27fs3$vbf5q$1...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de... > How could I say no? [] Stand back! > No! Oh, go on .-==-. Here goes... > then... ` |[][]| , > ~.. |[][]| OO > .>>. |[][]| -||. > __||___|____|__dd___________ > > > It is 10:45am [] > ` .-==-. Amazing, huh? > |[][]| , > ~-- |[][]| OO > .>>. |[][]| .||. > __||_______|____|________dd___________ rofl this one is great :D > 01110011 01101000 01100101 > 01101001 01110011 > 01100110 01110101 01110011 01110011 01111001 > `. > `. 01110110 01100101 01110010 01111001 > ' > %oo% OO ~-- > .>>. .||. .>> > bb dd |\ > _______________________________________ why is she talking german? ;)
"Freezer" <PGl...@GMX.de> schrieb im Newsbeitrag news:a29dd2$esh$01$1...@news.t-online.com... > > > 01110011 01101000 01100101 > > 01101001 01110011 > > 01100110 01110101 01110011 01110011 01111001 > > `. > > `. 01110110 01100101 01110010 01111001 > > ' > > %oo% OO ~-- > > .>>. .||. .>> > > bb dd |\ > > _______________________________________ > > > why is she talking german? ;) > > mwah sorry I just reread it... somehow read it wrong the first time ;D
On Fri, 18 Jan 2002 16:02:37 +0100, Fredrik Hagman <fre...@eln.ericsson.se> wrote: >Philip Newton wrote: >> >> On Thu, 17 Jan 2002 22:35:20 +0100, "Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> >> wrote: >> >> > 01110011 01101000 01100101 >> > 01101001 01110011 >> > 01100110 01110101 01110011 01110011 01111001 >> > `. >> > `. 01110110 01100101 01110010 01111001 >> > ' >> >> I get it :) > > she > is > fussy > `. > `. very > ' > >I don't... Ah!!! Now with that handy translation, I do!! Very good! -llizard -- ___ llizard aka ejm _/ | ,^%--- llizard@idirec+.ca |_____| __<_ \ some of the guestshots were good --- == >/ but I'm glad that Joaquim is back! [_____] __>,^ ejm | | //| | ASCII-art & ASCII-animation www.crosswinds.net/~llizard/ascii-art/ NOTE: If you are e-mailing and hit the reply button, add an "e" to "idirct"; its absence is to stop the torment of automatic mailers.
On Fri, 18 Jan 2002 10:26:52 -0500, llizard <lli...@NOPOLLUTIONwildmail.com> wrote: >On Fri, 18 Jan 2002 16:02:37 +0100, Fredrik Hagman ><fre...@eln.ericsson.se> wrote: > >>Philip Newton wrote: >>> >>> On Thu, 17 Jan 2002 22:35:20 +0100, "Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> >>> wrote: >>> >>> > 01110011 01101000 01100101 >>> > 01101001 01110011 >>> > 01100110 01110101 01110011 01110011 01111001 >>> > `. >>> > `. 01110110 01100101 01110010 01111001 >>> > ' >>> >>> I get it :) >> >> she >> is >> fussy >> `. >> `. very >> ' >> >>I don't... > >Ah!!! Now with that handy translation, I do!! Very good! > >-llizard > heh it was suggested to leave the translation off, so I did. ;)
On Fri, 18 Jan 2002 16:03:17 +0100, "Freezer" <PGl...@GMX.de> wrote:
[Time machine]
> rofl this one is great :D
Yep, I liked that one, too.
The time machine looked a bit like a (former?) English telephone booth
-- was it supposed to be a TARDIS?
Cheers,
Philip
--
Philip Newton <nos...@gmx.li>
That really is my address; no need to remove anything to reply.
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
On Sat, 19 Jan 2002 11:24:44 +0100, Philip Newton <pne...@newton.digitalspace.net> wrote: >On Fri, 18 Jan 2002 16:03:17 +0100, "Freezer" <PGl...@GMX.de> wrote: > >[Time machine] >> rofl this one is great :D > >Yep, I liked that one, too. > >The time machine looked a bit like a (former?) English telephone booth >-- was it supposed to be a TARDIS? > No, it wasn't. That would be a violation of the BBC's copyright. It just looked and acted very much like a TARDIS. But it wasn't one. Much. ><> <- Not a fish --- Bruce Greenwood Madness takes its toll, so please have exact change
On Sat, 19 Jan 2002 11:24:44 +0100, Philip Newton <pne...@newton.digitalspace.net> tried to confuse everyone with this message: >On Fri, 18 Jan 2002 16:03:17 +0100, "Freezer" <PGl...@GMX.de> wrote: > >[Time machine] >> rofl this one is great :D > >Yep, I liked that one, too. > >The time machine looked a bit like a (former?) English telephone booth >-- was it supposed to be a TARDIS? > It's TARDIS by Bruce Greenwood: {Begin Quoting:} Tiny Doctor Who figlets. Be gentle, it's my first try at this... | | ^ | | [] | | * | | [O] [O] | | .-==-. | | __DOCTOR_ ( | | /#\ /#\ | | |[][]| | | \__WHO__/ + __[\ | | || || || || | | |[][]| | | | /__\ | | | | | | | | |[][]| | | * -+- | | _ _ _ _ | | |____| | | * | "Master?" "We will survive!" "Vworp!" "Whoopity woo..." Created in Lucida Console. Bad enough to make Dapol proud? --- Bruce Greenwood If at first you don't succeed, succeggs {End Quoting} -- #__|___|_/########\___|__############################################### #|___|#######O#O####|___|# Timofei Shatrov aka Grue (grue -> mail.ru) # #__|__\###########/___|__# http://grue3.tripod.com # #|___|_\#########/__|__Gr#########################################[4*72]
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