Nerd Boy, episode 157-163 (guest artists)
From Joaquim Gândara <cla...@lords.com>
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· 17 Jan 2002 21:35 · View full thread
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a portal?
where does it lead? .
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hey this is wrong, this is 3D...
' i can only move in two dimensions!
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EXIT
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okay, stay calm, there has to be a way.
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Mmm... Bungie. Try it. It's cool.
That should be fun. ,
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___.-==============================-.___
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( Mandy ) Thinking about ( NerdBoy )
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Merry Christmas
from Mandy
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( New graphics((+) New sound )
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She Knows! She always knew.
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tinker tinkeR ( yank ) tinkER ( jerk ) tinKER tiNKER ( push )
tINKER ( pull ) TINKER ...... sigh
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===============.* INSTALLED *.=======================================
Start - zzzzzzzzz - beep - new hardware detected - proceed - yes
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Notice that NerdBoy is as close to the monitor as he can be.
For some reason its human nature to get as close as possible to
potential danger. Much like sticking your face in the windshield of the
car and watching it smack the pole.
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( NerdBoy ) Thinking about ( Mandy )
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NerdBoy is attempting to reach Mandy. Thanking her for the precious
gifts. Realizing that it is 31 December 2001 asking for her time.
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Where could she be ?
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Maybe next year. -.( o) .-
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What the heck is [] It's my new time machine! Do
this supposed to be? .-==-. you like the design?
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Not particularly. Does [] But of course! Would you like
it actually work? .-==-. a demonstration?
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How could I say no? [] Stand back!
No! Oh, go on .-==-. Here goes...
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It is 10:45am []
` .-==-. Amazing, huh?
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LATER...
Not this stupid Time [] Don't worry. I've ironed out
Machine again... .-==-. the bugs and now it works
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Why do I have this [] Don't worry. Nothing could
impending feeling of .-==-. possibly go wrong... er,
doom... ` |[][]| , stand back anyway.
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Nothing happened, idiot. []
I thought you said you'd .-==-. Er... behind you...
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bugs! ~.. |[][]| OO
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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! .-==-.
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Probability of termination []
once joke is discovered .-==-. Heh. Still worth it.
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Nerdboy,
why are you dressed
Hi like a girl?
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Tee Hee Why am I what??
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She better be a
relative, and I don't
mean a clone
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You better not be
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It's 4 O'clock in the I woke up and went to get a drink
morning! Why are you of water and decided to check my
sitting at your computer? email on the way back to bed.
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You need to seriously
reconsider your relationship LOL. I don't have a problem.
with your computer!
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Well for a start normal I don't think that's a serious
people laugh, they don't problem. None of my close friends
say "LOL". have ever suggested I have a problem.
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Which close friends? KK, Vapid, Redan..
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..and are these people I don't know, I've never....
male of female? ah, I get your point.
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, "--__ ___ And now for something
, """""" ) completely different.
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There. Are you happy, Timofei? :)
-jg
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