Derren Brown's School Days, episode 3

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  |~~|
  |  |      Hey, Derren! If you really
  |00|      have special mind powers,
  | >|      tell me something about           __
  \ O/      myself that nobody else------     0 \\
   \# \     could possibly know!         \   C   ||
  /  \ \                                  --- =  ||
 ||  || \                                     \  ||
 ||  ||  \ Hmmm... OK. You have a             /  \\
 ||  ||   \birthmark shaped like             /   |\\
 ||  ||    a dancing trout on       ~~~~     \   |
 VV  VV    your left buttock,       O   \     |  |
  ====     and you have a          C   @|     |  |
  |   |    piercing in an          |    |     |__|
  | | |    'unusual' place.        >    /     /  \
  | | |                             \__/     /    \
  | | |                             /  \    /______\
  | | |                            ||   |     ||||
  | | |__                          ||   |     _|||
  | |__ _|                         ||   |    /__||
  |____|                           ||   |     /__/
----------------------------------------------------
  |~~|
  |  |o          My God! There's no way
  |00| o         you could possibly have\
  | >|  o        known that!             \    __
  \ O/   o                                \   0 \\
   \#     o           Dude... you're       \ C   ||
  /  \     o          my new idol!          \ =  ||
 ||  ||     o                 \               \  ||
 ||  ||      o                 \              /  \\
 ||  ||       o                 \            /   |\\
 ||  ||  (Man, that rohypnol's)  \  ~~~~     \   |
 VV  VV  (some good stuff!)       \ O   \     |  |
  ====   (She doesn't remember)    C   @|     |  |
  |   |  (a thing!)                |    |     |__|
  | | |                            >    /     /  \
  | | |                             \__/     /    \
  | | |                             /  \    /______\
  | | |                            ||   |     ||||
  | | |__                          ||   |     _|||
  | |__ _|                         ||   |    /__||
  |____|                           ||   |     /__/
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_.-In alt.ascii-art, mr_twig wrote the following -._
>  ====   (She doesn't remember)    C   @|     |  |
>  |   |  (a thing!)                |    |     |__|

That was twisted.  

I have wanted to see more searies work in ascii art for a while.
Sherry Stowers' houses, RedBarron, AsciiArtFarts, lgbeard's 
industrial equipment, NerdBoy my pr0n and butterlfies all being 
examples.  Now We have mr_twig adding to the idea.  

Although I think between mr_twig's comics, tran's comics, and my 
pr0n that the serialization my be cusing a bad effect.  Parents will
say "Stay away from that Ascii art.  Those people are nothing but
perverts".  Then I come to my senses and realise that any parent that
knows what is going on in the ascii art field probibly has issues 
themself and their kids are bound to be a little different regardless.

Best of :F_P: ascii art: 


                    X                         x

                   .--.                      .--.
             .    |^ oo     .         .     |^ oo    .
             |\    . ~     /|         |\    \. ~/   /|
            | `-.-||`-'    |          | `-.-||`-'.-' |
             \    || ))                \    || ))   /
              `> /\                     `> /\\ /  <'
             .' (    -.  `.            .' (  \|-._ `.
             \/  \   \ \/               \/ \  \\  \/
                  `\  \                     `\ \\
             :F_P: /  /                :F_P: / //
                  |  /                      | //
                  / /                       ///
                 ( \\                      ( \\
                  `--'                      `--'

######################################Wed Mar 21 2004#################

-- 
  .-'))  http://asciipr0n.com/fp   ('-.  | It's a damn poor mind that
 ' ..-  .:" )               ( ":.  -.. ' | can only think of one way to
  ((,,_;'.;'   UIN=66618055  ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word.
        ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._))        | - Andrew Jackson

Dammit, it posted all funny!  It didn't look wrong when I previewed
it... never mind, I'm sure you got the idea.

_.-In alt.ascii-art, mr_twig wrote the following -._
> Dammit, it posted all funny!  It didn't look wrong when I previewed
> it... never mind, I'm sure you got the idea.

It came out fine on my end.  Are you sure you are using a fixed font?

-- 
  .-'))  http://asciipr0n.com/fp   ('-.  | It's a damn poor mind that
 ' ..-  .:" )               ( ":.  -.. ' | can only think of one way to
  ((,,_;'.;'   UIN=66618055  ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word.
        ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._))        | - Andrew Jackson

Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> wrote in message news:<F900d.1$yU.0@lakeread06>...

> It came out fine on my end.  Are you sure you are using a fixed font?

Yep - it's just a couple of lines that don't seem to have noticed
their line breaks, so it looks like Derren hasn't got any eyes because
they're floating way over to his right.  Never mind then!