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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 10 Sep 2004.
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ASCII Art Fart for Wed, 2004 Sep 8

ASCII Art Fart for Wed, 2004 Sep 8

alt.ascii-art · 3 messages · 10 Sep 2004 - 12 Sep 2004
Faux_Tran wrote:

> OH FUCK WAIT THIS IS STARGATE
> 
> OKAY HOW ABOUT SOME COMMENT ABOUT HOW CONSTELLATIONS ARE NOT A VALID
> WAY TO DESIGNATE A REAL POINT IN FOUR DIMENSIONAL SPACETIME OR AT
> LEAST SOMETHING ABOUT HOW MUCH OF A HUNK JAMES SPADER WAS

Score! Tran rides again.

:)

Rowe

Faux_Tran <F0_...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> #1903 STARGATE
>poker
>
>                                _______                                
>                        _,.--==###\_/=###=-.._                         
>                    ..-'     _.--\\_//---.    `-..                     
>                 ./'    ,--''     \_/     `---.   `\.                  
>               ./ \ .,-'      _,,......__      `-. / \.                
>             /`. ./\'    _,.--'':_:'"`:'`-..._    /\. .'\              
>            /  .'`./   ,-':":._.:":._.:"+._.:`:.  \.'`.  `.            
>          ,'  //    .-''"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'`.     \   \           
>         /   ,'    /'":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.`.    `.  \          
>        /   /    ,'`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_\     \  \         
>       ,\\ ;     /_.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":\     ://,        
>       / \\     /'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'\    // \.       
>      |//_ \   ':._.:":._.+":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._\  / _\\ \      
>     /___../  /_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"'. \..__ |      
>      |  |    '":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.|    |  |      
>      |  |    |-:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`|    |  |      
>      |  |    |":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.+":._.:":._.|    |  |      
>      |  :    |_:'"`:_:'"`:_+'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`|    ; |       
>      |   \   \.:._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._|    /  |       
>       \   :   \:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'.'   ;  |        
>        \  :    \._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":,'    ;  /        
>        `.  \    \..--:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`-../    /  /         
>         `__.`.'' _..+'._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":.`+._  `-,:__`          
>      .-''    _ -' .'| _________________________ |`.`-.     `-.._      
>_____'   _..-|| :.' .+/;;';`;`;;:`)+(':;;';',`\;\|. `,'|`-.      `_____
>  MJP .-'   .'.'  :- ,'/,',','/ /./|\.\ \`,`,-,`.`. : `||-.`-._        
>          .' ||.-' ,','/,' / / / + : + \ \ \ `,\ \ `.`-||  `.  `-.     
>       .-'   |'  _','<', ,' / / // | \\ \ \ `, ,`.`. `. `.   `-.       
>                                   :              - `. `.              
>                                                                       
>    OKAY SO I FLOPPED SPLIT TOP TWO PAIR WITH A STRAIGHT DRAW          
>     MEANWHILE THERE WAS A POSSIBLE FLUSH SHOWING ON THE TURN          
>      SO WORRIED ABOUT A CHECK-RAISE I BET FOR INFORMATION             
>       ONLY TO FIND THAT ONE OPPONENT HAD FLOPPED SPLIT TOP AN         
>        BOTTOM PAIR AND THE OTHER SIMPLY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HE           
>         WAS DOING AND THAT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IS HOW THE            
>          SIT-AND-GO ONE-TABLE TOURNAMENT                              
>                                                                       
>    OH FUCK WAIT THIS IS STARGATE                                      
>                                                                       
>    OKAY HOW ABOUT SOME COMMENT ABOUT HOW CONSTELLATIONS ARE NOT       
>     A VALID WAY TO DESIGNATE A REAL POINT IN FOUR DIMENSIONAL         
>      SPACETIME OR AT LEAST SOMETHING ABOUT HOW MUCH OF A HUNK         
>       JAMES SPADER WAS                                                
>
>Taken from <url:http://www.asciiartfarts.com/>
>

CAN I CALL THEM OR WHAT????????????????????????????????
I think we should post nothing but weird abstract stuff for a while to
fuck with Tran's head.

In article <qpb...@4ax.com>, Bateau wrote:
> I think we should post nothing but weird abstract stuff for a while to
> fuck with Tran's head.
>
       Errr, this is Tran you're talking about. Considering his 
professed interests, you can try fucking with his head - I'm going to 
keep my zipper well and truly done up.
       Besides, if you did fuck with Trans head, would anyone be able to 
tell?
       
-- 
Aidan Karley,
Geologist,
"You are in a maze of twisty little presentation styles, all [different 
| alike]."

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