Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 29 Mar 1999.
STUPID COMIC
alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 29 Mar 1999
+-------------------+
|IMPERIAL HERO: #1 |
+-+-----------------------------+--------------------------------------+
|Vice Admiral | | | || When he got older, he went to join |
|Acker Constantly |-o-| |-o-|| the Imperial Academy... |
|Dreamed about | | | || |
|being an Imperial | +-----------------+ |
|hero... | | IMP. ACADEMY | |
| | | | | | +-----------------+ |
| |-o-| |-o-| | >>>> _ |
| o | | | | | | \|/ M _|#|_ |
| o | | | (_) (_) (_) (_) |
| (_) |-o-| | | | | | |
| .-|-. | | | | , | | | |
| | | | | ==W=== W| W / W |
| W /\W | | | |/ | |
| | | | | | | | |\ |\ |\ |\ |
| | | |-o-| |-o-| | | | | | | | | | |
| d b | | | | | |b|b |b|b |b|b |b|b |
+-----------------------------+--------------------------------------+
| He learned how to fly ships |Until the Academy was attacked... |
| | !!!!!!!! |
| | M |
| | OOO ( ) CRACK! |
| | | OOOO ) ( |
| | | B ( ) W |
|VRRRRRROOOO | OOOOOMMMM!!!! | A ) ( HASH! |
| __/ \__ | K ( ) __ |
| |% %| | ) ( BOOM!+ | | |
| | ## ## | | ________ ( ) __________|__| |
| /| ## ## |\ | | \*****|\/ | |
| //'-------'\\ | | ++ |****/ ++ ++ | |
| // O O \\ | | ++ \*/\/ ++ ++ | |
| // \\ | | \ / | |
| | | /\ | |
| | | /\/\ | |
| And he advanced to the | ################################### |
| best in his class...+ | #################################### |
| | |
+-------------------------------+--------------------------------------+
| * |
| * \ / | ______ __ ____ __
| \ / | /_ __/ / / ___ / __/ ___ ___/ /
| +---+ <\^^^^^/ | / / / _ \/ -_) / _/ / _ \/ _ /
| |\|/| < * *> | /_/ /_//_/\__/ /___/ /_//_/\_,_/
| |/|\|========= *** > * |
| +---+ K < *** > |
| * A < * *> |
| B / VVVVV\ |
| | | *O \ * |
|\\ |-O-| / O** \ |
| \\ | | M | COMIC BY VICE ADMIRAL ACKER COMICS
| \\ M | {vaa}
| \\ ! |
| \\* ! |
| \\ * |
| \\ * _|
| \\ .....< |=====|
| * \\ .....< |=====|
| \\ o |
+-------------------------------+
Acker shot down 20 enemy fighters
and saved the day.
.----------------------------------------------------------------------.
| And in the end, the world will be swept away of all wrong; for the |
| fists of good shall come crashing down and carry away all who oppose.|
'---------------------~{Vice Admiral Acker}~---------------------------'
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