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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 29 Mar 1999.
STUPID COMIC

STUPID COMIC

+-------------------+
|IMPERIAL HERO: #1  |
+-+-----------------------------+--------------------------------------+
  |Vice Admiral     |   |  |   || When he got older, he went to join   |
  |Acker Constantly |-o-|  |-o-|| the Imperial Academy...              |
  |Dreamed about    |   |  |   ||                                      |
  |being an Imperial            |               +-----------------+    |
  |hero...                      |               |   IMP. ACADEMY  |    |
  |          |   |       |   |  |               +-----------------+    |
  |          |-o-|       |-o-|  |                      >>>>      _     |
  |        o |   |       |   |  |     |        \|/       M     _|#|_   |
  |       o        |   |        |    (_)       (_)      (_)     (_)    |
  |     (_)        |-o-|        |     |         |        |       |     |
  |    .-|-.       |   |        |     |  ,      |        |       |     |
  |    | | |                    |   ==W===      W|       W /     W     |
  |    W /\W                    |     |         |        |/      |     |
  |     | |      |   |    |   | |     |\        |\       |\      |\    |
  |     | |      |-o-|    |-o-| |     | |       | |      | |     | |   |
  |     d b      |   |    |   | |     |b|b      |b|b     |b|b    |b|b  |
  +-----------------------------+--------------------------------------+
  | He learned how to fly ships |Until the Academy was attacked...     |
  |                             |             !!!!!!!!                 |
  |                             |            M                         |
  |                             |         OOO   (   )          CRACK!  |
  |            |                |     OOOO       ) (                   |
  |            |                |    B          (   )    W             |
  |VRRRRRROOOO | OOOOOMMMM!!!!  |   A            ) (      HASH!        |
  |         __/ \__             |  K            (   )              __  |
  |        |%     %|            |                ) ( BOOM!+       |  | |
  |        | ## ## |            |      ________ (   )   __________|__| |
  |       /| ## ## |\           |     |        \*****|\/             | |
  |      //'-------'\\          |     |      ++ |****/    ++   ++    | |
  |     //  O     O  \\         |     |      ++ \*/\/     ++   ++    | |
  |    //             \\        |     |              \  /            | |
  |                             |     |               /\             | |
  |                             |     |              /\/\            | |
  |    And he advanced to the   |  ################################### |
  | best in his class...+       | #################################### |
  |                             |                                      |
+-------------------------------+--------------------------------------+
|                  *            |
|  *             \         /    |  ______   __            ____           __
|                 \       /     | /_  __/  / /  ___      / __/  ___  ___/ /
|     +---+       <\^^^^^/      |  / /    / _ \/ -_)    / _/   / _ \/ _  /
|     |\|/|       < *   *>      | /_/    /_//_/\__/    /___/  /_//_/\_,_/
|     |/|\|========= *** >   *  |
|     +---+   K   <  *** >      |
|   *          A  < *   *>      |
|               B / VVVVV\      |
|       |   |   *O        \   * |
|\\     |-O-|   / O**      \    |
| \\    |   |      M            |   COMIC BY VICE ADMIRAL ACKER COMICS
|  \\               M           |                {vaa}
|   \\               !          |
|    \\*              !         |
|     \\                      * |
|      \\       *              _|
|       \\         .....< |=====|
| *      \\        .....< |=====|
|         \\                  o |
+-------------------------------+
 Acker shot down 20 enemy fighters
 and saved the day.






.----------------------------------------------------------------------.
| And in the end, the world will be swept away of all wrong; for the   |
| fists of good shall come crashing down and carry away all who oppose.|
'---------------------~{Vice Admiral Acker}~---------------------------'

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Subject: STUPID COMIC
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