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Imagine never having to worry about money again

Imagine never having to worry about money again

alt.ascii-art · 1 message · 16 Aug 1997
wha...@hotmail.com 16 Aug 1997 00:00 · raw headers · report
From: "whats it" <wha...@hotmail.com>
Subject: Imagine never having to worry about money again

Dear friend,

Read this twice, then do the sums!

The following income opportunity is one you may be interested in taking 
a look at.  It can be started with MINISCULE outlay and the income 
return is TREMENDOUS!
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You are about to make at least $50,000 - In less than 90 days Read the 
enclosed program...THEN READ IT AGAIN!.
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The enclosed information is something I almost let slip through my 
fingers.  Fortunately, sometime later I re-read everything and gave some 
thought and study to it.

My name is Christopher Erickson.  Two years ago, the corporation I 
worked at for the past twelve years down-sized (don't you just hate that 
word) and my position was eliminated.  After unproductive job 
interviews, I decided to open my own business.  Over the past year, I 
incurred many unforeseen financial problems.  I owed my family, friends, 
and creditors over $35,000.  The economy was taking a toll on my 
business and I just couldn't seem to make ends meet.  I had to refinance 
and borrow against my home to support my family and struggling business.  
I truly believe it was wrong for me to be in debt like this.  AT THAT 
MOMENT something significant happened in my life and I am writing to 
share my experience in hopes that this will change your life 
FOREVER....FINANCIALLY!!!

In mid-December, I received this program via email.  Six months prior to 
receiving this program I had been sending away for information on 
various business opportunities.  All of the programs I received, in my 
opinion, were not cost effective.  They were either too difficult for me 
to implement in the limited time I had available (I was, after all, 
still running my business) or the initial investment was too much for me 
to risk to see if they worked or not.  Some were gibberish and 
oneclaimed I'd make a million dollars in one year...   ...it didn't tell 
me I'd have to write a book to make it.

But like I was saying, in December of '95 I received this program.  I 
didn't send for it, or ask for it, they just got my name off a mailing 
list.  THANK GOODNESS FOR THAT!!!  After reading it several times, to 
make sure I was reading it correctly, I couldn't believe my eyes.  Here 
was a MONEY-MAKING PHENOMENON.  I could invest as much as I wanted to 
start, without putting me further in debt.  After I got a pencil and 
paper and figured it out, I would at least get my money back.  After 
determining that the program is LEGAL and NOT A CHAIN LETTER, I decided 
"WHY NOT".

Initially I sent out 10,000 emails.  It only cost me about $15.00 for my 
time on-line.  The great thing about email is that I didn't need any 
money for printing to send out the program, only the cost to fulfil my 
orders.  I am telling you like it is, I hope it doesn't turn you off, 
but I promised myself that I would not "rip-off" anyone, no matter how 
much money it cost me!

A good program to help do this is Ready Aim Fire, an email extracting 
and mass mail program @  http://microsyssolutions.com/raf/

Another more advanced one can be found at: 
http://www.extractor.com/ads.htm
In less than one week, I was starting to receive orders for REPORT #1.  
By January 13th, I had received 26 orders for REPORT #1.  When you read 
the GUARANTEE in the program, you will see that "YOU MUST RECEIVE 15 TO 
20 ORDERS FOR REPORT #1 WITHIN TWO WEEKS.  IF YOU DON'T, SEND OUT MORE 
PROGRAMS UNTIL YOU DO!"  My first step in making $50,000 in 20 to 90 
days was done.  By January 30th, I had received 196 orders for REPORT 
#2.  If you go back to the GUARANTEE, "YOU MUST RECEIVE 100 OR MORE 
ORDERS FOR REPORT #2 WITHIN TWO WEEKS.  IF NOT, SEND OUT MORE PROGRAMS 
UNTIL YOU DO. ONCE YOU HAVE 100 ORDERS, THE REST IS EASY, RELAX, YOU 
WILL MAKE YOUR $50,000 GOAL."  Well, I had 196 orders for REPORT #2, 96 
more than I needed.  So I sat back and relaxed.  By March 19th, of my 
emailing of 10,000, I received $58,000 with more coming in every day.

I paid off  ALL my debts and bought a much needed new car.  Please take 
time to read the attached program, IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOREVER! 
Remember,  it wont work  if you don't try it.  This program does work, 
but you must follow it EXACTLY!  Especially the rules of not trying to 
place your name in a different place.  It doesn't work, you'll lose out 
on a  l o t  o f  m o n e y!  REPORT  #2  explains this.  Always follow 
the guarantee, 15 to 20  orders  for REPORT #1, and 100 or more orders 
for REPORT #2 and you will make  $50,000 or more in 20 to 90 days.  I AM 
LIVING PROOF THAT IT WORKS !!!
If you choose not to participate in this program, I'm sorry.  It really 
is a great opportunity with little cost or risk to you.  If you choose 
to participate, follow the program and you will be on your way to 
financial security.
If you are a fellow business owner and you are in financial trouble like 
I was, or you want to start your own business, consider this a sign.  I 
DID!

                                        Sincerely,

                                         Christopher Erickson

PS  Do you have any idea what 11,700 $5 bills ($58,000) look like piled 
up on a kitchen table? IT'S AWESOME!

"THREW IT AWAY"
"I  had  received  this program before.  I  threw  it away, but later 
wondered if I shouldn't have given it a try.  Of course, I had no idea 
who to contact to get a copy, so I had to wait until I was emailed 
another copy of the program.  Eleven months passed, then it came.  I 
DIDN'T throw this one away.  I made $41,000 on the first try."
                                        Dawn W., Evansville, IN

"NO FREE LUNCH"
"My late father always told me, 'Remember, Alan, there is no free lunch 
in life.  You get out of life what you put into it.'  Through trial and 
error and a somewhat slow frustrating start, I finally figured it out.  
The program works very well, I just had to find the right target group 
of people to email it to.  So far this year, I have made over $63,000 
using this program.  I know my dad would have been very proud of me."
                                        Alan B., Philadelphia, PA

A PERSONAL NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM
By the time you have read the enclosed information and looked over the 
enclosed program and reports, you should have concluded that such a 
program,  and  one that is legal, could not have been created by an 
amateur.

Let me tell you a little about myself.  I had a profitable business for 
ten years.  Then in 1979 my business began falling off.  I was doing the 
same things that were previously successful for me, but it wasn't 
working.  Finally, I figured it out.  It wasn't me, it was the economy.  
Inflation and recession had replaced the stable economy that had been 
with us since 1945.  I don't have to tell you what happened to the 
unemployment rate...because many of you know from first hand experience. 
There were more failures and bankruptcies than ever before.

The middle class was vanishing.  Those who knew what they were doing 
invested wisely and moved up.  Those who did not, including those who 
never had anything to save or invest, were moving down into the ranks of 
the poor.  As the saying goes, "THE RICH GET RICHER AND THE POOR GET 
POORER."  The traditional methods of making money will never allow you 
to "move up" or "get rich", inflation will see to that.

You have just received information that can give you financial freedom 
for the rest of your life, with "NO RISK" and "JUST A LITTLE BIT OF 
EFFORT."  You can make more money in the next few months than you have 
ever imagined.

I should also point out that I will not see a penny of your money, nor 
anyone else who has provided a testimonial for this program.  I have 
already made over FOUR MILLION DOLLARS!  I have retired from the program 
after sending out over 16,000 programs.  Now I have several offices 
which market this and several other programs here in the US and 
overseas.  By the Spring, we wish to market the 'Internet' by a 
partnership with AMERICA ON LINE.

Follow the program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED.  Do not change it in any way. 
It works exceedingly well as it is now.  Remember to email a copy of 
this exciting program to everyone that you can think of.  One of the 
people you send this to may send out 50,000...and your name will be on 
every one of them!.  Remember though, the more you send out, the more 
potential customers you will reach.

So my friend, I have given you the ideas, information, materials and 
opportunity to become financially independent, IT IS UP TO YOU NOW!

"THINK ABOUT IT"
Before you delete this program from your mailbox, as I almost did, take 
a little time to read it and REALLY THINK ABOUT IT.  Get a pencil and 
figure out what could happen when YOU participate.  Figure out the worst 
possible response and no matter how you calculate it, you will still 
make a lot of money!  Definitely get back what you invested. Any doubts 
you have will vanish when your first orders come in.  IT WORKS!
                                        Paul Johnson, Raleigh, NC

HERE'S HOW THIS AMAZING PROGRAM WILL MAKE YOU $$$$$$
Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see how it goes, and 
we'll assume you and all those involved send out 2,000 programs each. 
Let's also assume that the mailing receives a 0.5% response.  Using a 
good list the response could be much better.  Also many people will send 
out hundreds of thousands of programs instead of 2,000.  But continuing 
with this example, you send out only 2,000 programs.  With a 0.5% 
response, that is only 10 orders for REPORT #1.  Those 10 people respond 
by sending out 2,000 programs each for a total of 20,000.  Out of those 
0.5% (100 people) respond and order REPORT #2.  Those 100 mail out 2,000 
programs each for a total of 200,000.  The 0.5% response to that is 
1,000 orders for REPORT #3.  Those 1,000 send out 2,000 programs each 
for a 2,000,000 total.  The 0.5% response to that is 10,000 orders for 
REPORT #4.  That's 10,000 five dollar bills for you. CASH!!!!  Your 
total income in this example is $50 + $500 + $5000 + $50,000 for a total 
of $55,550!!!!

REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING 1,990 OUT OF 2,000 PEOPLE YOU MAIL TO 
WILL DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING... ...AND TRASH THIS PROGRAM!  DARE TO THINK 
FOR A MOMENT WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF EVERYONE OR HALF SENT OUT 100,000 
PROGRAMS INSTEAD OF ONLY 2,000.  Believe me, many people will do that 
and more!  By the way, your cost to participate in this is practically 
nothing.  You obviously already have an Internet connection and email is 
FREE!!!  REPORT#3 will show you the best methods for bulk emailing and 
purchasing email lists.

THIS IS A LEGITIMATE, LEGAL, MONEY MAKING OPPORTUNITY.  It does not 
require you to come in contact with people, do any hard work, and best 
of all, you never have to leave the house except to get the mail.  If 
you believe that someday you'll get that big break that you've been 
waiting for, THIS IS IT!  Simply follow the instructions, and your dream 
will come true.  This multi-level email order marketing program works 
perfectly...   ...100% EVERY TIME.  Email is the sales tool of the 
future.  Take advantage of this non-commercialised method of advertising 
NOW!!  The longer you wait, the more people will be doing business using 
email.  Get your piece of this action!!

MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING (MLM) has finally gained respectability.  It is 
being taught in the Harvard Business School, and both Stanford Research 
and The Wall Street Journal have stated that between 50% and 65% of all 
goods and services will be sold throughout multi-level methods by the 
mid to late 1990's.  This is a MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR industry and of the 
500,000 millionaires in the US, 20% (100,000) made their fortune in the 
last several years in MLM.  Moreover, statistics show 45 people become 
millionaires everyday through Multi-Level Marketing.

INSTRUCTIONS
We at Erris Mail Order Marketing Business, have a method of raising 
capital that REALLY WORKS 100% EVERY TIME.  I am sure that you could use 
$50,000 to $125,000 in the next 20 to 90 days.  Before you say "Bull", 
please read the program carefully.

This is not a chain letter, but a perfectly legal money making 
opportunity.  Basically, this is what we do:  As with all multi-level 
business, we build our business by recruiting new partners and selling 
our products.  Most countries in the world allow you to recruit new 
multi-level business partners, and we offer a product for EVERY dollar 
sent. YOUR ORDERS COME AND ARE FILLED THROUGH THE MAIL, so you are not 
involved in personal selling.  You do it privately in your own home, 
store or office.

This is the GREATEST Multi-level Mail Order Marketing anywhere:

Step (1)
Order all four REPORTS listed by NAME AND NUMBER.  Do this by ordering 
the REPORT from each of the four 4 names listed below.  For each REPORT, 
send $5 CASH and a SELF-ADDRESSED, STAMPED envelope  (BUSINESS SIZE #10 
- that's big enough to hold US letter or A4 sized stationary folded into 
three) to the person listed for the SPECIFIC REPORT.  If the address you 
are sending to is not in the same country as you then use International 
postal coupons (available from any Post Office) on the envelope 
addressed back to you.  Try and stick to dollars.  They're not difficult 
to get hold of almost anywhere in the world (try the local travel agent 
or bank).  If you can't get dollars then use the nearest equivalent in 
your local paper currency allowing 15% extra for exchange commission.
It is essential that you specify the NAME and NUMBER of the report 
requested to the person you are ordering from.  You will need ALL FOUR 4 
REPORTS because you will be REPRINTING and RESELLING them.  DO NOT alter 
the names or sequence other than what the instructions say.

IMPORTANT:
Always provide same-day service on all orders.

Step (2)
Replace the name and address under REPORT #1 with yours, moving the one 
that was there down to REPORT #2.  Drop the name and address under 
REPORT #2 to REPORT #3, moving the one that was there to REPORT #4.  The 
name and address that was under REPORT #4 is dropped from the list and 
this party is no doubt on the way to the bank.  When doing this, make 
certain you type the names and addresses ACCURATELY!

DO NOT MIX UP MOVING PRODUCT/REPORT POSITIONS!!!

Step (3)
Having made the required changes in the NAME list, save it as a text 
(.txt) file in it's own directory to be used with whatever email program 
you like.  Again, REPORT #3 will tell you the best methods of bulk 
emailing and acquiring email lists.

Step (4)
Email a copy of the entire program (all of this is very important) to 
everyone whose address you can get your hands on.  Start with friends 
and relatives since you can encourage them to take advantage of this 
fabulous money-making opportunity.  That's what I did.  And they love me 
now, more than ever.  Then, email to anyone and everyone!  Use your 
imagination!  You can get email addresses from companies on the Internet 
who specialise in email mailing lists.  These are very cheap, 100,000 
addresses for around $35.00.

IMPORTANT:  You won't get a good response if you use an old list, so 
always request a FRESH, NEW list.  You will find out where to purchase 
these lists when you order the four 4 REPORTS.

ALWAYS PROVIDE SAME-DAY SERVICE ON ALL ORDERS!!!

REQUIRED REPORTS
***Order each REPORT by NUMBER and NAME***
ALWAYS SEND A SELF-ADDRESSED, STAMPED ENVELOPE AND $5 CASH FOR EACH 
ORDER REQUESTING THE SPECIFIC REPORT BY NAME AND NUMBER
________________________________________________________
REPORT #1 "HOW TO MAKE $250,000 THROUGH MULTI-LEVEL SALES"
ORDER REPORT #1 FROM:
The Info Store 5761 E. La Palma Ave., Suite # 111 Anaheim , CA. 92807
________________________________________________________
REPORT #2 "MAJOR CORPORATIONS AND MULTI-LEVEL SALES"
ORDER REPORT #2 FROM:
Super Growth Group PO Box 9006 Gaithersburg, MD.   20898-9006 
_______________________________________________________
REPORT#3 "SOURCES FOR THE BEST MAILING LISTS"
ORDER REPORT #3 FROM:
Giant Enterprises PO Box 1249 Rockville, MD   20849-1249
________________________________________________________
REPORT #4 "EVALUATING MULTI-LEVEL SALES PLANS"
ORDER REPORT #4 FROM:
Business Growth Enterprises. PO Box 3205 West McLean, VA   22103-3205
________________________________________________________

CONCLUSION
I am enjoying my fortune that I made by sending out this program.  You 
too, will be making money in 20 to 90 days, if you follow the SIMPLE 
STEPS outlined in this mailing.

To be financially independent is to be FREE.  Free to make financial 
decisions as never before.  Go into business, get into investments, 
retire or take a vacation.  No longer will a lack of money hold you 
back.

However, very few people reach financial independence, because when 
opportunity knocks, they choose to ignore it.  It is much easier to say 
"NO" than "YES", and this is the question that you must answer.  Will 
YOU ignore this amazing opportunity or will you take advantage of it? If 
you do nothing, you have indeed missed something and nothing will 
change.  Please re-read this material, this is a special opportunity. If 
you have any questions, please feel free to write to the sender of this 
information.  You will get a prompt and informative reply.

My method is simple.  I sell thousands of people a product for $5 that 
costs me pennies to produce and email.  I should also point out that 
this program is legal and everyone who participates WILL make money.  
This is not a chain letter or pyramid scam.  At times you have probably 
received chain letters, asking you to send money, on faith, but getting 
NOTHING in return, NO product what-so-ever!  Not only are chain letters 
illegal, but the risk of someone breaking the chain makes them quite 
unattractive.
You are offering a legitimate product to your people.  After they 
purchase the product from you, they reproduce more and resell them. It's 
simple free enterprise.  As you learned from the enclosed material, the 
PRODUCT is a series of four 4 FINANCIAL AND BUSINESS REPORTS.  The 
information contained in these REPORTS will not only help you in making 
your participation in this program more rewarding, but will be useful to 
you in any other business decisions you make in the years ahead. You are 
also buying the rights to reprint all of the REPORTS, which will be 
ordered from you by those to whom you mail this program.  The concise 
one and two page REPORTS you will be buying can easily be reproduced at 
a local copy centre for a cost off about 3 cents a copy. Best wishes 
with the program and Good Luck!

"IT WAS TRULY AMAZING"
"Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make up my 
mind to participate in this program.  But conservative as I am, I 
decided that the initial investment was so little that there was no way 
that I could not get enough orders to at least get my money back. BOY, 
was I ever surprised when I found my medium sized post office box 
crammed with orders!  I will make more money this year than any ten 
years of my life before."
                                        Mary Riceland, Lansing, MI

TIPS FOR SUCCESS
Send for your four 4 REPORTS immediately so you will have them when the 
orders start coming in.  When you receive a $5 order, you MUST send out 
the product/service to comply with International and US Postal and 
Lottery laws.  In the US, title 18 Sections 1302 and 1341 specifically 
state that:  "A PRODUCT OR SERVICE MUST BE EXCHANGED FOR MONEY 
RECEIVED."
WHILE YOU WAIT FOR THE REPORTS TO ARRIVE:

1.      Name your new company. You can use your own name if you desire.
2.      Get a post office box (preferred).
3.      Edit the names and addresses on the program. You must remember, 
your name and address go next to REPORT #1 and the others all move down 
one, with the fourth one being bumped OFF the list.
4.      Obtain as many email addresses as possible to send until you 
receive the information on mailing list companies in REPORT #3.
5.      Decide on the number of programs you intend to send out.  The 
more you send, and the quicker you send them, the more money you will 
make.
6.      After mailing the programs, get ready to fill the orders.
7.      Copy the four 4 REPORTS so you are able to sent them out as soon 
as you receive an order. IMPORTANT: ALWAYS PROVIDE SAME-DAY SERVICE ON 
ORDERS YOU RECEIVE!
8.  Make certain the letter and reports are neat and legible.

YOUR GUARANTEE
The check point which GUARANTEES your success is simply this:  you must 
receive 15 to 20 orders for REPORT #1.  This is a must!!!  If you don't 
within two weeks, email out more programs until you do.  Then a couple 
of weeks later you should receive at least 100 orders for REPORT #2, if 
you don't, send out more programs until you do.  Once you have received 
100 or more orders for REPORT #2, (take a deep breath) you can sit back 
and  relax,  because  YOU  ARE  GOING TO  MAKE  AT  LEAST  $50,000. 
Mathematically it is a proven  guarantee.  Of  those who have 
participated in the program and reached the above GUARANTEES-ALL have 
reached their $50,000 goal.  Also, remember, every time your name is 
moved down the list you are in front of a different REPORT, so you can 
keep track of your program by knowing what people are ordering from you. 
IT'S THAT EASY, REALLY, IT IS!!!

REMEMBER: "HE WHO DARES NOTHING, NEED NOT HOPE FOR ANYTHING." "INVEST A 
LITTLE TIME, ENERGY AND MONEY NOW OR SEARCH FOR IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR 
LIFE."



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