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HALLOWEEN STUFF
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THE ANGRY MOUSE________________________________________________by JRO | __________________________________________________________________ | || ||_ | >|| | || || || \___|___/_|| |\ - | \ || || || < | || |_\ | || || ||__\__|_____|| - /_| | || || \_____________\ .. \/ _/ | || ||__________________() - \ | \ || ||| | | | | | | | | || _/ | \_ || |||_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_||_________/____| \ || ||| | | | | | | | | || | |_ || |||_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_||______________| / \ \ || ||___________________|______________| || || `-. \_____/_________________\ || ||. \ /_/_\_|___________|______| \_ || ||___`. `-./ /\_\/____________________\ \ || ||__ | `-._/_/_/\|_.____________|_______|_/ || ||\ || \ \ \/|______|_______________| | || || ||| \ \//________________________\/ _/ || || ||| \/_|____________|____________| _/ || || ||| `-..' |_________|_________|_____| /\|\ || ||O||| '-'-' / \ _ |\| \ || || ||| /_____________________________\ / \__ \||\\ || || ||| ,...|.______|___________|________.| \~-._/ || || || || |||__.':;:`:;. ___________.|_____________| _/ |-._| || || || ||\| .';:.::.:;.`._________________________| | / -._ \ || || || || .':.._::.::_;::`. .--. \_______\_/ \-._ ~/ || || || || ;;;:(_),.:(_)::.:.`.________`-.:;________\ |_ ~-.\ || || || || .;::'-'::.'-': `-.:;`.___|___.':`-._____ /| | ~-./ || || || || ..:..;~~`.::.;. `-.::`.__.-'::;-'" ____|"| / -._| || || || || .:;....; : .;.;;:.`-._:.::::;..:::;`- _/_| \-._/ || || || || ;..,:: ;:.:::,;::.:::___;:.___:::.-' \ \/ || || || || ;...;::`._;.:::...;:::. ________.:::..,-'___\ || || || || |....;: ::.;::...:.:::: ..:::......:::`-.___,. || || || || |:.......:::....:::.:.::`-....::::......::::`-. `-.`. ||_|| || || |`;._________..::::::::..::;`-._...::::.....::::`-.-':; || || || || / .;:.;:::.:::.::::::::...;::;.`._..:::;....;::::::;.' || || || || /____;:..::::.::::.:::::::;....::;....:::.::....::::( || || || |||______:...::..::::.:::::.......::..`-._..::::....::.'. || || || |||__/\___;..;::.::::...::::.::::::...::....:::`-. .::.....:; || || || |||_|_"\__;...:.::::....:::.:::..___...___..;::_.-',::::::.-' || || || ||jro .,::.::::...::::.::::.........;:::.-',:.;_____.-' || || || || :::::.::::......:.:::::.......;:;__..-.' \ || || || || _. .. ::::.:::.....::.:::::.....;:.' \ \ || || || || / / ...:: :::.:.......:::..:::.._.-' _\ || || || || / / .:::;;;.:::..........:::.-' \ \ || || || || / / .:::.::...::.......:::`-. ._ \ \ || || || || /_/ `-.____..::....::. ..`---.._ )'\>_ \_\ || || || || `--...___..-""-..____..---' `/_(\)-._ \|| || || || ' -' -' \| || || || \|| || || || || ||__________________________________________________________________|| | "OUT! OUT! One night a year, you're supposed to get your sorry, | | moaning, ethereal ass out of here - NOW GET! Before I REALLY | | get mad, and then you'll find yourself haunting some yuppie | | condo on Park Avenue!" | |_______________________________________________________Oglesbee/2000|
THE COSTUME___________________________by JRO
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|That's a great costume, Mrs. Lentz. You come|
| back, anytime! We have lots more candy! |
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THE COUNT_______________________________________by JRO |______________________________________________________| | ; ; ___ | | \ / _.-"" ""-._ | | '. .' .' `. | | '-._____.-' / \ | | / _ \ | | ___ \(`. /\( `-._ /\ | | | (_ \ |-.\( _..-- \ / || | | / \ \ x) ( x |.-"""-. | | | /""--..__ / /_...--""" .\ | | | |::. ""--..___...---""""":::. .:| | | \_|:::. .:: .::. .:| | | \::::. ..:: .::| | | \;;;;;; :::. ..::::/ | | \;. ; .:::::::| | | |::. :: :. .:: .::::::::/ | | /::::. ";::":::: ...:::::::::/ | | /::::::... .: ...::::::::::| | | /:::::::::.. . .:: .....:::::::::::/ | | |::::::::::::...::: .......::::::::::::| | |_/_____________________________________________|___jro| |/ \| || "LOOK into my eyes, my dear... I DO suck || || on places, OTHER than just necks." || |\____________________________________________________/| |__________________________________________oglesbee/'01|
_IN THE MIRROR_____________________________by_JRO_
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|_________________________,___________Oglesbee/2000|
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| "That fucking orthodontist! |
|_________________________________________|
THE PARTY________________________by JRO | ____________________________________ | || || || || || || || ' \ / ` || || O - Hic - o || || '/ \ ' || || o "BOO!" || || / || || _ o .--. .--. || || ( \ / XX\ /OO \ || || \ \_ ( ___/ \ || || \ / (____( ( \ \ || ||____/ \ /_________\ \ \______|| || / / \ \__) || || / ____\ \ \ || || /_.'|_|_| \_____\ || || (__)_) <_/\<_/\ || ||____________________________________|| | "So, you won't get drunk at another | | holiday office party? Harvey, I could| | just KILL YOU!!!" | |___________________________Oglesbee/99|
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HALLOWEEN_____________________________________________by JRO |\_________________________________________________________/| || _____ || || .-' '-. || || _______ .' __/ / '. ___________ || || ___ ____ \/>_/ \ __________________ || || __ _____ /) / ; _____ ---- _____ || || ____ | /_\\ | || || ; _/// ; __________ || || \ /_| _/_ _______ __ || || '. ______ |__|| ____ ____________ || || _______ '-/\ `-|__||___________ ___ ______|| ||____ ___ /__\ |__|| _______ ______ || ||___ //___\ |__|| _______ || || //__ \ |__||\ || || //___`-.-\ |__|| \ || || //__ __ ___\ |__|/ \ _________ || || //___|"/|____\ \ ___ ______ || || //_ |_\|`.___\ \ ____ ____ ___ || || //__`-.| <|______\ \ ________ || || //_.-' _|__|_______\ _\_ __ ___ ___|| || //_________________ \ ..--"" `--.-' /\ ___ __ || || / / /" //\\ || || /_________________/.|________________/ //\\ || ||___||_ __ __ __ _ _||_ |_-__ _ __ _ __.-|/|/|____________|| || ||_| |__|\ |_| || ||_| >|_| |_| _|_|||/| || || ||_|__|__| ||_|_||_||_|/_|_|__| |< |_||//| || || ||_|< |__|.||_| || ||_| |_| |_|_\|_| // || || ||_|_\|__| ||_|_||_||\|_/|_|__|_|__|_|// || || ||_______|_||___||__|________________|/ || || || / / / / / / /||//|________________|jro || || /||/_/_/_/_/_/_/_||/ / _ || || |__________________|/ .-. ( \ "You'll hear from my || || (`._/ \/ | laywer, Harriet! This|| || \_ / means divorce, you || || \ | sorry witch! || || | \ || || /______\ || ||_________________________________________________________|| |/______________________________________________Oglesbee/98/|
INSIDE HOLLYWOOD_________________________________________by JRO | ____________________________________________________________ | ||%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%|| ||%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%|| ||%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ..;;;;;;;;;;.. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%|| ||%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% .-"`,`,`,;;::,','"-. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%|| ||%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% .'`,`,`,`,`,::::,',','`. %%%%%%%%%%%%%|| ||%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ;`,`,`,`,`,;;;;;,',',',',; %%%%%%%%%%%%|| ||%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ;`,`,`,`,`,:::::,',',,','; %%%%%%%%%%%%|| ||%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ;;`.`.`.`.:::::,',',',','; %%%%%%%%%%%|| ||%%%%%%%%%%%%% ;:;;;\\\\\\|||| ////::::;; %%%%%%%%%%|| ||%%%%%%%%%%%%% ,;:::;\\\\\||||////:;;;:;, %%%%%%%%%%%|| ||%%%%%%%%%%%% |\;;;.,;;-..___..--;;,.;;;/| %%%%%%%%%%%%|| ||%%%%%%%%%%%%%% \ ;.',""";;, _- ,;;""",`.; / %%%%%%%%%%%%%|| ||%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% |;: ''--' \ / '--'';:;| %%%%%%%%%%%%%%|| ||%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% |;:: .-' |_ - | -. ::;| %%%%%%%%%%%%%%|| ||%%%%%%%%%%%% \;:: | _- | .;::/ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%|| ||%%%%%%%%%%%%% __;::. /.--.\ .:::;;__ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%|| ||%%%%%%%%%% _..--"" ;:::; (_)(_) .;:: ""--.._ %%%%%%%%|| ||%%%%%%%% .' ;;;:,,;`-..-';:,.;;: "". %%%%%|| ||%%%%%%%.' ;;; .-""""""-. ;;; `. %%%|| ||%%%%%%/ ;';'./\__/\.';,;; \ %%|| ||%%%% / ;;;`-.._..-'.-""""--..__ \%%|| ||%%% / ;,',',:::`/ .- .- -.\ |%%|| ||%% / `;,::::,|- /_ / /_ / | |%%|| ||%%| \_/ /| -/ / | |%%|| ||%%| \|-.||-.|-.| / /%%|| ||%%| | __...--"""""-. \/ \/ \/ / \%%|| ||%%| / .- -. -. \ |._ _.| |%%|| ||%%| | ,\ _\\ \\ _\ -| \ \ |%%|| ||%%| | \ \\- |\ \_/ \_ _ |\ |%%|| ||%%\ \ |.-||.-||.-|/ | \ / \/ \ |%%|| ||%% \ \ \/ \/ \// \ \| \ |%%|| ||%%% \ | | \ \ |%%|| ||%%%% \ /`-. / \ \ |%%|| ||jro%% \ /| /\ -._/ \ \ /%%%|| || / \/ \ | || || / | /\| || || \_/ / || ||_______________________________________________oglesbee/2000|| |______________________________________________________________| | | | "You call THIS a manicure?" | \_____________________________________________________________/
KIDTOONS___________________________________by JRO |________________________________________________| /||___|________|__|______|_______| || / \|| |__________________| \ /|| \ \ "Boo! Trick or Treat!" / \||_____________\____\________ /________ __ \ /|| \\\\ / || / \|| ( oo _ .--. _ || \ /|| \-/ _____ \:::/ ( \/ oo \/ ) ______||____ / \|| // \ * %%%oo \ / || \ /|| \\_| \ %%%-/ \ / || / \||_(|||_____\//___\____| |__________|| \ // \)//\\ |____| \ / \ (_)(_) (_)(_) \ \ / \ / \____________________________________________\___\ |________________________________________________| / \ \ / / "This buisness issnt goin' \ \ too well for me." / / \ //// \ \ \ .--. oo ) / / \::::/ oo \ \-/ \ \ oo%%% * / | / \\ / /__________ \-%%% /_ | | __ |_// ____________\ \ /__\\/ | | //\\ / / //\\\) |____| \\ \\ \ \JRO (_)(_) (_)(_) (_)(_) / /________________________________________________\ |________________________________________________| \ / / \ \ "Listen, Sissy, you say "Trick or Treat" / / when the people come to the door, and then \ \ they give you candy. You save those eggs / / to throw at their house, ONLY if no one \ \ answers -- not WHEN, for cripes' sake!" / / \ \ \ \ //// / / .--. oo ) \ \ \::::/ oo \ \-/ / / oo%%% * / | / \\ \ \__________ \-%%% /__| |____|_//_____________/ / /__\\/ | | //\\ \ \ //\\\) |____| \\ \\ / / (_)(_) (_)(_) (_)(_) \ \________________________________________________/ |________________________________________________| / \ \ / / "To tell the truth, Billy, I kind of like \ \ the way she's been doing it... I thought / / that last guy was going to blow an artery \ \ or something! Did you see his face? And / / I never heard some of those words used \ \ before, except in an R-rated movie!" / / \ \ \_______________________ \ _________ / / \\\\ / \ \ .--. (///) / / / \::::/ / \ \_/ / \ \ * %%%%%% / \ // \\ / / / \ /%%%%\ \ / \\_// / \ \ \(/____\) | | //\\ / / / //\\ |____| // // / \ \ (_)(_) (_)(_) (_)(_) / / / / \ \_______________________________/________________/ |_____________________________________Oglesbee/97|
KIDTOONS_____________________by JRO
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| "I feel sick - I just can't face |
|candy for breakfast anymore, Billy.|
| Let's go see if Mom will fix us |
| some grown-up food." |
|___________________________________|
Oglesbee/2000
__MISSA KARLSON's SWEDISH HOLIDAYS_____
| ________________________________by JRO|
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|| _\/__ ___________||______________
|| _( _ )_ | "Ya, I slammin ze door on |
|| ( __/ \__ ) | dem kriminal childrens, to|
|| () o o () | show dem ve dont like dis |
|| () (") () | Halloween lie." |
|| (( ' o ' )) |___________________________|
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|| || _( _ )_ | "Und Mudder tell to me |
|| |\\\) ( __/ \__ ) | aboot dem fukkin Jew lier |
|| \ | () o o () | shoopkeepers, too." |
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||________________________Oglesbee/2000||
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)(_) (_)(
| /.^.\ | Jonathon R. Oglesbee
\WWWWW/ twelfwisp .com
`---' @hotmail
| | /\
/\ | |//\) "Happy people love cleaning
(/\\| |/ and saving dead things."
_jro________\| |/________________________________
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