WWW Page - Revisited!

I am reposting, for those who missed it, my WWW page ad...  it has info 
on just about everything, as you will see in the ad below.  Please check 
it out, link to it in your own pages, whatever...   Thanks!

ANNOUNCE:     --==**<  http://www.infinet.com/~rbatina  >**==--

If you would like to check out another page, filled with links to a
bunch of kewl/dumb/neat/useful/useless stuff, please make a note of
the address above.  It is my home page, and here are some of the included
links that it has in it...

      * Roberto's Candy Bar Collection - updated regularly. (see below)
      * The OJ Simpson Page - updates from the trial via Time/Warner.
      * Figlets - will automatically change your text into Figlet fonts.
      * What's Roberto Been Up To? - dialy update of my life (joy.)
      * The Classic Video Game Homepage - ATR/COL/INT/ODD/VECT/etc
      * MadLibs - online selection of 20+ automatic MadLibs.
      * The Magic 8-Ball - answers your 'yes or no' type questions.
      * The List of Things People have Crammed up their Butts - 'nuff said.
      * Strawberry PopTart Blowtorches - great science project.
      * Scarecrow's ASCII Art - *tons* of kewl ascii art.
      * The San Diego BayCam - image updated regularly.
      * Web Crawler - searches the web for anything.
      * Netfind - search the 'net for an e-mail address.
      * The Palindrome Page - wanna know what this is?  Check it out.
      * Online Purity Tests - 100, 500, & 1000 question tests.
      * Homepages: Tori Amos, Genesis, Elton John - musicians, duh.
      * Plus a lot of other interesting stuffs...

My personal project on my home page is:

  "The Status of Roberto's Candy Bar Wrapper Collection"

I have recently started saving the wrappers of the many candy bars that I
have eaten, and I am now keeping track of which ones I have, and I am
putting the list up on the web.  Readers are encouraged to send in any
additional wrappers that I do not have yet.  This is definately a candidate
for one of the most useless pages on the web.  :)   (And it must be, 
since it recently made the Useless WWW Pages guide.)

Also in my page, you will find a lot of info about Commodore computers,
Amiga computers, and Atari products...  files, info, faqs, etc....

You'll find it here.  And if you don't find what you want, I have a link to
the Yahoo guide, so you will be able to search for it.   :)

 So, please visit:

            ---===**<  http://www.infinet.com/~rbatina  >**===---


Thanks...                                                   Robert Batina


<a href="http://www.infinet.com/~rbatina">Click Here to be Teleported!</a>
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/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/       Genesis, NES, Gameboy, Amiga 500,
Internet e-mail:  rba...@infinet.com          32X, X-BAND, 3DO, IBM 286,
Web:  http://www.infinet.com/~rbatina        Norand 4000, GameGear, & 2600!
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Ben Franklin told me that Robert Batina <rba...@infinet.com> wrote:
>
>I am reposting, for those who missed it, my WWW page ad...

   Well thank God - the world is now safe from democracy.

>it has info on just about everything, 

   Wait a minute, MY page has 'just about everything' on it.  Hmmm ... 
this could be a copyright violation.

>as you will see in the ad below.  Please check 
>it out, link to it in your own pages, whatever...   Thanks!

   It's bad netiquette to post stuff about what's on your Web page.  I 
know this for a fact because people email me about it every time I do it.

>ANNOUNCE:     --==**<  http://www.infinet.com/~rbatina  >**==--

   Tuh-dah.

>If you would like to check out another page, filled with links to a
>bunch of kewl/dumb/neat/useful/useless stuff, please make a note of
>the address above.  It is my home page, and here are some of the included
>links that it has in it...
>
>      * Roberto's Candy Bar Collection - updated regularly. (see below)
>      * The OJ Simpson Page - updates from the trial via Time/Warner.

   That gives me an idea.  How about the OJ candy bar?  It melts in your 
mouth, not in your glove.  Save up 100,000 wrappers and you get a white 
Ford Bronco.

>      * Figlets - will automatically change your text into Figlet fonts.

   I thought it had something to do with small figs.

>      * What's Roberto Been Up To? - dialy update of my life (joy.)
>      * The Classic Video Game Homepage - ATR/COL/INT/ODD/VECT/etc
>      * MadLibs - online selection of 20+ automatic MadLibs.
>      * The Magic 8-Ball - answers your 'yes or no' type questions.

   I asked the Magic 8-Ball if it was full of BS, and it said 'yes'.

>      * The List of Things People have Crammed up their Butts - 'nuff said.
>      * Strawberry PopTart Blowtorches - great science project.

   I can't think of a way to parody the above two lines.

>      * Scarecrow's ASCII Art - *tons* of kewl ascii art.

   Ah, now there's a fine site.

>      * The San Diego BayCam - image updated regularly.
>      * Web Crawler - searches the web for anything.
>      * Netfind - search the 'net for an e-mail address.
>      * The Palindrome Page - wanna know what this is?  Check it out.
>      * Online Purity Tests - 100, 500, & 1000 question tests.

   You'll spend so much time taking these tests, you won't have time to 
be impure.

>      * Homepages: Tori Amos, Genesis, Elton John - musicians, duh.
>      * Plus a lot of other interesting stuffs...

   We'll be the judge of that.

>My personal project on my home page is:
>
>  "The Status of Roberto's Candy Bar Wrapper Collection"

   I'll notify Dan Rather.

>I have recently started saving the wrappers of the many candy bars that I
>have eaten, and I am now keeping track of which ones I have, and I am
>putting the list up on the web.  Readers are encouraged to send in any
>additional wrappers that I do not have yet.  This is definately a candidate
>for one of the most useless pages on the web.  :)   (And it must be, 
>since it recently made the Useless WWW Pages guide.)

   Look at it this way gang, he's not walking the streets.

>Also in my page, you will find a lot of info about Commodore computers,
>Amiga computers, and Atari products...  files, info, faqs, etc....
>
>You'll find it here.  And if you don't find what you want, I have a link to
>the Yahoo guide, so you will be able to search for it.   :)

   Wow, a link to Yahoo, somebody hand me a pen.

> So, please visit:
>
>            ---===**<  http://www.infinet.com/~rbatina  >**===---

   The first 1,000 visiters will receive, almost free, a lifetime supply 
of candy bar wrappers.

>Thanks...                                                   Robert Batina

   You're welcome.  Make checks payable to the phone company.


:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

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Bob Allison (bob...@wwa.com) wrote:

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Geee... you're pretty witty, aren't you.  


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Robert J Batina - Lancaster, Ohio USA        Proud user of: Lynx, SNES, SCD,
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/       Genesis, NES, Gameboy, Amiga 500,
Internet e-mail:  rba...@infinet.com          32X, X-BAND, 3DO, IBM 286,
Web:  http://www.infinet.com/~rbatina        Norand 4000, GameGear, & 2600!
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Bob Allison (bob...@wwa.com) wrote:

: Ben Franklin told me that Robert Batina <rba...@infinet.com> wrote:
: > So, please visit:
: >
: >            ---===**<  http://www.infinet.com/~rbatina  >**===---

Hey, why is there no picture of your girlfriend then???  
I felt ripped off :)
Who was the other woman?  Your Mum?????

gt

On 15 Mar 1995, Bob Allison wrote:

> 
> Ben Franklin told me that Robert Batina <rba...@infinet.com> wrote:
> >
> >I am reposting, for those who missed it, my WWW page ad...
> 
>    Well thank God - the world is now safe from democracy.
> 

Don't be so hard on the guy...He tooks the time to create a page that he 
thought might be useful to others.  It might not be what you're looking 
for but someone else might find it usefull.  

Robert Batina (rba...@infinet.com) wrote:
: Bob Allison (bob...@wwa.com) wrote:

: (comments deleted)

: Geee... you're pretty witty, aren't you.  

  Made me grin, anyway!

Gwyn
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Gwyn Evans (gr...@riot.mti.co.uk) wrote:
: Robert Batina (rba...@infinet.com) wrote:
: : Bob Allison (bob...@wwa.com) wrote:
: : (comments deleted)

: : Geee... you're pretty witty, aren't you.  
:   Made me grin, anyway!


Yeah, me too, I'll admit.  :)

PS - No, it wasn't my mum, it was a "friend" from high school.  ;)


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Robert J Batina - Lancaster, Ohio USA        Proud user of: Lynx, SNES, SCD,
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/       Genesis, NES, Gameboy, Amiga 500,
Internet e-mail:  rba...@infinet.com          32X, X-BAND, 3DO, IBM 286,
Web:  http://www.infinet.com/~rbatina        Norand 4000, GameGear, & 2600!
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In article <3k7ou5$8n...@horus.infinet.com>, rba...@infinet.com says...
>
>Bob Allison (bob...@wwa.com) wrote:
>
>(comments deleted)
>
>
>
>Geee... you're pretty witty, aren't you.  
>


In a word.. yes. ;-)

Certainly gave me a chuckle...


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