WWW Page - Revisited!

Ben Franklin told me that Robert Batina <rba...@infinet.com> wrote:
>
>I am reposting, for those who missed it, my WWW page ad...

   Well thank God - the world is now safe from democracy.

>it has info on just about everything, 

   Wait a minute, MY page has 'just about everything' on it.  Hmmm ... 
this could be a copyright violation.

>as you will see in the ad below.  Please check 
>it out, link to it in your own pages, whatever...   Thanks!

   It's bad netiquette to post stuff about what's on your Web page.  I 
know this for a fact because people email me about it every time I do it.

>ANNOUNCE:     --==**<  http://www.infinet.com/~rbatina  >**==--

   Tuh-dah.

>If you would like to check out another page, filled with links to a
>bunch of kewl/dumb/neat/useful/useless stuff, please make a note of
>the address above.  It is my home page, and here are some of the included
>links that it has in it...
>
>      * Roberto's Candy Bar Collection - updated regularly. (see below)
>      * The OJ Simpson Page - updates from the trial via Time/Warner.

   That gives me an idea.  How about the OJ candy bar?  It melts in your 
mouth, not in your glove.  Save up 100,000 wrappers and you get a white 
Ford Bronco.

>      * Figlets - will automatically change your text into Figlet fonts.

   I thought it had something to do with small figs.

>      * What's Roberto Been Up To? - dialy update of my life (joy.)
>      * The Classic Video Game Homepage - ATR/COL/INT/ODD/VECT/etc
>      * MadLibs - online selection of 20+ automatic MadLibs.
>      * The Magic 8-Ball - answers your 'yes or no' type questions.

   I asked the Magic 8-Ball if it was full of BS, and it said 'yes'.

>      * The List of Things People have Crammed up their Butts - 'nuff said.
>      * Strawberry PopTart Blowtorches - great science project.

   I can't think of a way to parody the above two lines.

>      * Scarecrow's ASCII Art - *tons* of kewl ascii art.

   Ah, now there's a fine site.

>      * The San Diego BayCam - image updated regularly.
>      * Web Crawler - searches the web for anything.
>      * Netfind - search the 'net for an e-mail address.
>      * The Palindrome Page - wanna know what this is?  Check it out.
>      * Online Purity Tests - 100, 500, & 1000 question tests.

   You'll spend so much time taking these tests, you won't have time to 
be impure.

>      * Homepages: Tori Amos, Genesis, Elton John - musicians, duh.
>      * Plus a lot of other interesting stuffs...

   We'll be the judge of that.

>My personal project on my home page is:
>
>  "The Status of Roberto's Candy Bar Wrapper Collection"

   I'll notify Dan Rather.

>I have recently started saving the wrappers of the many candy bars that I
>have eaten, and I am now keeping track of which ones I have, and I am
>putting the list up on the web.  Readers are encouraged to send in any
>additional wrappers that I do not have yet.  This is definately a candidate
>for one of the most useless pages on the web.  :)   (And it must be, 
>since it recently made the Useless WWW Pages guide.)

   Look at it this way gang, he's not walking the streets.

>Also in my page, you will find a lot of info about Commodore computers,
>Amiga computers, and Atari products...  files, info, faqs, etc....
>
>You'll find it here.  And if you don't find what you want, I have a link to
>the Yahoo guide, so you will be able to search for it.   :)

   Wow, a link to Yahoo, somebody hand me a pen.

> So, please visit:
>
>            ---===**<  http://www.infinet.com/~rbatina  >**===---

   The first 1,000 visiters will receive, almost free, a lifetime supply 
of candy bar wrappers.

>Thanks...                                                   Robert Batina

   You're welcome.  Make checks payable to the phone company.


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