Blarney

From:  Father Spike
----------------------------------|-----------------------------------------
               +                  | The Church of Blarney
              /_\                 |  Proud Providers of Unhealthy Snacks(tm)
             /___\                |  to the Jihad (exorcisms upon request).
            /_____\               | ---------------------------------------
           /_______\              | Home of St. Windigo The Feral, Shredder
          /_________\             | of Spongies, and Brother Wayne Syvinski,
   _+_   /___________\   _+_      | The Bard of Blarney.
  |_|_|_/_____________\_|_|_|     | ---------------------------------------
  |___|/_______________\|___|     | Featuring frozen pizzas, Moosehead Beer,
  |_|_|/_______________\|_|_|     | Extra Value Caloric Therapies, and our
  |___|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|___|     | special-recipe SpongeMinion Cake(tm),
 /|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|     | made with real Sponge Minions.
/_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|\    | ---------------------------------------
|_|     |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|     |_\   | Critical Mass(tm) celebrated each full
|_|     |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|     |_|   | moon.  Communion B.Y.O.S. (Bring Your
|_|_____|_|_| |_|_|_|_|_____|_|   | Own Sacraments - Oreos+Jolt Cola, please)
|_|_|_|_|_|_||   ||_|_|_|_|_|_|   | ---------------------------------------
|_|_|_|_|_|_||   ||_|_|_|_|_|_|   | Father Spike: rwh...@charlie.usd.edu
|_|_|_|_|_|_||   ||_|_|_|_|_|_|   | Father Random: rev...@charlie.usd.edu