Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 1 Dec 2001.
Joris and Sandra 3
alt.ascii-art
· 84 messages · 1 Dec 2001 - 10 Dec 2001
JORIS AND SANDRA 3
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Joris and I have discussed our relationship,
and we've come to an agreement.
/
_____ Ja.
(((_ \ `, /
.,,,. 6 6 \ ___ # /_,/\
(((~~~) / ) |/ ? /" (
())) . . =__ `, | , )\ .Y_/ /
(((( ^) ( _\ ( /__/\ \____ \(__
()))) _~ )` \_/ / \_/ \ / (\
((((( \ ( ( ( / < _____ _> \ |. ||\
----------------------,---/___/ ,___/___\------'-----'------------------
b'ger |\/
Joris can do anything he wants,
anytime he wants...
/
_____ Ja.
(((_ \ `, /
.,,,. _ _ \ ___ # /_,/\
(((~~~) / ) |/ ? /" (
())) . . =__ `, | , )\ .Y_/ /
(((( ^) ( _\ ( /__/\ \____ \(__
()))) _~ )` \_/ / \_/ \ / (\
((((( \ ( ( ( / < _____ _> \ |. ||\
----------------------,---/___/ ,___/___\------'-----'------------------
b'ger |\/
...and I'll totally accept it.
/
_____ Ja.
(((_ \ `, /
.,,,. _ _ \ ___ # /_,/\
(((~~~) / ) |/ ? /" (
())) o o =__ `, | , )\ .Y_/ /
(((( ^) ( _\ ( /__/\ \____ \(__
()))) _~ )` \_/ / \_/ \ / (\
((((( \ ( ( ( / < _____ _> \ |. ||\
----------------------,---/___/ ,___/___\------'-----'------------------
b'ger |\/
THAT'S the agreement?
/
_____ Ja.
(((_ \ `, /
.,,,. _ _ \ ___ # /_,/\
(((~~~) / ) |/ ? /" (
())) . . =__ `, | , )\ .Y_/ /
(((( ^) ( _\ ( /__/\ \____ \(__
()))) _~ )` \_/ / \_/ \ / (\
((((( \ ( ( ( / < _____ _> \ |. ||\
----------------------,---/___/ ,___/___\------'-----'------------------
b'ger |\/
And I'm allowed to sleep on the bed.
_____ /
(((_ \ `, Nein!
.,,,. 6 6 \ ___ # / /_,/\
(((~~~) / ) |/ ? /" (
())) . . =__ `, | - )\ .Y_/ /
(((( ^) ( _\ ( /__/\ \____ \(__
()))) _~ )` \_/ / \_/ \ / (\
((((( \ ( ( ( / < _____ _> \ |. ||\
----------------------,---/___/ ,___/___\------'-----'------------------
b'ger |\/
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Watch it, Ralf. |
\ I KNEW I went too far with that last bit.
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___ # /_,/\ ___
|/ ? /" ( /// \ Lutefisk og
| , )\ .Y___ / //-[.[.] lefsebehager.
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,- / \_/ \ / (\ =| {-} NEIN! --
|/| / < _____ _> \ |. ||\ /)\\ #
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b'ger'-' |\/
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Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
.,,,. ,\\\\,,
#### #### (~~~))) Hehehe! 'Can't we //\\\\\\,
## ## ## ## . . ((() all just get along?' [.]-[.] \\
###### ###### (^ )))) / (/_ |
## ## ## ## ~_((((() / \ _ /
## ## ## ## / )))))) Nein! \__/
_ > (' `,'"`._ > _,-( , ( ` ').-.-. > (' ( ) )_ > (' ) `) > (' ` `).' > '.` ) `) > (` '._ . )'`).)_) > "". ` ). `-`-` ')` > '-' (_;.;-`-_.' > | > Watch it, Ralf. | > \ I KNEW I went too far with that last bit. > / > `, > ___ # /_,/\ ___ > |/ ? /" ( /// \ Lutefisk og > | , )\ .Y___ / //-[.[.] lefsebehager. > /__/\ \____ \(__ \|\ _\ / > ,- / \_/ \ / (\ =| {-} NEIN! -- > |/| / < _____ _> \ |. ||\ /)\\ # > -----|.|--/___/ ,___/___\------'-----'---------------------------------- > b'ger'-' |\/ Why is Joris speaking german and WHAT language is Joaquim speaking in ? .. I thought he (Joaquim) was Swedish.
"CeeJay" <use...@ceejay.cjb.NOSPAMnet> wrote in message news:3c08cdb7$0$212$edf...@dspool01.news.tele.dk... > > Why is Joris speaking german and WHAT language is Joaquim speaking in ? .. I > thought he (Joaquim) was Swedish. I am, and I have no idea what "lefsebehager" is. "Livsbehag"? "The pleasures of life"? "Lutefisk" is obviously "lutfisk"; "stockfish". -- http://www.ite.mh.se/~joaal98/ascii ___ __ _ _ _ ________ _ / \\\ K�ttbulle. \ \| `.| `.| `\ \ \ \ `.' \ [.[.]-\\ , \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ _, \ /_ /|/ /\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ (jg) {-} |= \__/`._|\_\_\_,_\__|\_\_\ \_\ #// (\
On 2001-12-01 use...@ceejay.cjb.NOSPAMnet said:
>Why is Joris speaking german...
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Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
.,,,.
#### #### (~~~))) Because in Ralf's day-dream, the
## ## ## ## . . ((() 'agreement' was very one-sided,
###### ###### (^ )))) / dictatorial, and somewhat
## ## ## ## ~_((((() Nazi-like. Girls don't like
## ## ## ## / )))))) Nazis...hehehe!
On 2001-12-01 cla...@lords.com said:
>"CeeJay" <use...@ceejay.cjb.NOSPAMnet> wrote:
>
> > Why is Joris speaking german and WHAT language is Joaquim
> > speaking in ? .. I thought he (Joaquim) was Swedish.
>
>I am, and I have no idea what "lefsebehager" is...
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Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
.,,,.
#### #### (~~~))) That's what happens when we use
## ## ## ## _ _ ((() an on-line language translator.
###### ###### (^ )))) / Joaquim was supposed to say:
## ## ## ## ~_((((() 'Lutefisk and lefse, please.'
## ## ## ## / ))))))
ann...@oal.com - Sat, 01 Dec 2001 22:08:14 -0000 > >Why is Joris speaking german... > .,,,. > #### #### (~~~))) Because in Ralf's day-dream, the >## ## ## ## . . ((() 'agreement' was very one-sided, >###### ###### (^ )))) / dictatorial, and somewhat >## ## ## ## ~_((((() Nazi-like. Girls don't like >## ## ## ## / )))))) Nazis...hehehe! *sigh* Ma�ion, german, no Nazi -- ____________________________________________________ \ o_. KAFAS ._o / / <O KleineAberFeineAsciiSammlung O> \ \ /| http://www.koslowski.purespace.de |\ / /__________________________________________________\ kOs
> > > Why is Joris speaking german and WHAT language is Joaquim > > > speaking in ? .. I thought he (Joaquim) was Swedish. > > > >I am, and I have no idea what "lefsebehager" is... > > -- > Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist > .,,,. > #### #### (~~~))) That's what happens when we use > ## ## ## ## _ _ ((() an on-line language translator. > ###### ###### (^ )))) / Joaquim was supposed to say: > ## ## ## ## ~_((((() 'Lutefisk and lefse, please.' > ## ## ## ## / )))))) And what does THAT mean ?
Maybe it means.... NEVER USE AN ONLINE TRANSLATOR ;) ?:) "CeeJay" <use...@ceejay.cjb.NOSPAMnet> wrote in message news:3c09a239$0$25386$edf...@dspool01.news.tele.dk... > > > > Why is Joris speaking german and WHAT language is Joaquim > > > > speaking in ? .. I thought he (Joaquim) was Swedish. > > > > > >I am, and I have no idea what "lefsebehager" is... > > > > -- > > Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist > > .,,,. > > #### #### (~~~))) That's what happens when we use > > ## ## ## ## _ _ ((() an on-line language translator. > > ###### ###### (^ )))) / Joaquim was supposed to say: > > ## ## ## ## ~_((((() 'Lutefisk and lefse, please.' > > ## ## ## ## / )))))) > > And what does THAT mean ? > >
On 2001-12-02 use...@ceejay.cjb.NOSPAMnet said:
> > > > Why is Joris speaking german and WHAT language is Joaquim
> > > > speaking in ? .. I thought he (Joaquim) was Swedish.
>
> > > I am, and I have no idea what "lefsebehager" is...
>
> > That's what happens when we use an on-line language translator.
> > Joaquim was supposed to say: 'Lutefisk and lefse, please.'
>
>And what does THAT mean ?
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Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
.,,,. ,\\\\,,
#### #### (~~~))) Joaquim was ordering food. //\\\\\\,
## ## ## ## . . ((() 'Lutefisk' and 'lefse' are [.]-[.] \\
###### ###### (^ )))) traditional foods in some (/_ |
## ## ## ## ~_((((() / Scandinavian countries \__/ /
## ## ## ## / )))))) / \__/
I love lefse. It's a funny, flat
food...like a Norwegian tortilla.
But lutefisk sux!
ann...@oal.com wrote: > .,,,. ,\\\\,, > #### #### (~~~))) Joaquim was ordering food. //\\\\\\, > ## ## ## ## . . ((() 'Lutefisk' and 'lefse' are [.]-[.] \\ > ###### ###### (^ )))) traditional foods in some (/_ | > ## ## ## ## ~_((((() / Scandinavian countries \__/ / > ## ## ## ## / )))))) / \__/ > I love lefse. It's a funny, flat > food...like a Norwegian tortilla. > But lutefisk sux! 1. It's not Christmas yet. 2. What's "lefse"? 3. Joris isn't Dutch. -- ##### c ^ OO /\\\\ ##### | /|\ `^^^^^^^%-- '||` | \\\\ #### <@ \ / \ " " \ ha ha ha dd / @> \\\| ### _| |_ \\| ### (_ http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ _) == \ / A S C I I A R T C H A T \ ||\
On Sun, 02 Dec 2001 12:09:13 +0000, Veronica Karlsson <asc...@hotmail.com> provoked the following text: >ann...@oal.com wrote: >> .,,,. ,\\\\,, >> #### #### (~~~))) Joaquim was ordering food. //\\\\\\, >> ## ## ## ## . . ((() 'Lutefisk' and 'lefse' are [.]-[.] \\ >> ###### ###### (^ )))) traditional foods in some (/_ | >> ## ## ## ## ~_((((() / Scandinavian countries \__/ / >> ## ## ## ## / )))))) / \__/ >> I love lefse. It's a funny, flat >> food...like a Norwegian tortilla. >> But lutefisk sux! > >1. It's not Christmas yet. Just wait a couple of weeks, it will be christmas soon enough. >2. What's "lefse"? My guess is that it's a milkproduct. >3. Joris isn't Dutch. He isn't? He's doing a good job pretending then! -- __ ___ / ) _/_ _(_ /'_ _ _ /(_/()/)(/(-/ / (/(-(/(-/) _/ Castrate me to reply by e-mail "There are some micro-organisms that exhibit characteristics of both plants and animals. When exposed to light they undergo photosynthesis; and when the lights go out, they turn into animals. But then again, don't we all?"
> 1. It's not Christmas yet. You're right. Not that the shopkeepers around here understand it. They must think it have been christmas for some months now. > 2. What's "lefse"? See http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Acres/8823/lefse.html. I love lefse with brown cheese and butter :-) Bernt -- ' ' ' (O O) +----oOO--(_)----------+ | bal...@mo.himolde.no | +--------------oOO-----+ | __ | __ | | | | | ooO Ooo
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> > 1. It's not Christmas yet. > > You're right. Not that the shopkeepers around here understand it. They must > think it have been christmas for some months now. I think it's ok for shops to christmas decorate in december .. and they did that this year. Not like some years back when I got the first christmas catalogues in october. > > 2. What's "lefse"? > > See http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Acres/8823/lefse.html. I love lefse with > brown cheese and butter :-) I think Annie must have been wrong .. it's not a scandinavian dish but a strictly norwegian one .. I have certainly never heard of it - I will check tomorrow to see if a similar dish exists here under a different name. It looks like pancakes .. I got a sudden craving for pancakes now .. of the danish kind - I have tried american pancakes too and there is a world of difference. It does share some similarities with the french kind though .. I didn't know lutefisk either , but as I never eat fish myself I can't say for sure that this cannot be found here.
On 2001-12-03 Bernt <bal...@mo.himolde.no> said:
>>> 2. What's "lefse"?
>
>See http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Acres/8823/lefse.html.
>I love lefse with brown cheese and butter :-)
>
>Bernt
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Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
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#### #### (~~~))) Bernt's a Norski, so HE knows
## ## ## ## _ _ ((() / lefse.
###### ###### (^ ))))
## ## ## ## ~_((((() \ My grandfather was Norwegian.
## ## ## ## / )))))) Ole Asciistad. Hehehe!
On 2001-12-03 use...@ceejay.cjb.NOSPAMnet said:
>I think Annie must have been wrong .. it's not a scandinavian dish
>but a strictly norwegian one .. I have certainly never heard of it
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Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
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#### #### (~~~))) Norway IS a Scandinavian country,
## ## ## ## . _ ((() Cee-Jay. Or it was the last time
###### ###### (^ )))) / I checked. Hehehe!
## ## ## ## ~_((((()
## ## ## ## / ))))))
CeeJay wrote: > SOMEBODY ELSE WROTE: > > AND BEFORE THAT VERONICA KARLSSON WROTE: > > > 1. It's not Christmas yet. <snip> > > > 2. What's "lefse"? > > > > See http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Acres/8823/lefse.html. I love lefse with > > brown cheese and butter :-) > > I think Annie must have been wrong .. it's not a scandinavian dish but a > strictly norwegian one .. I have certainly never heard of it - I will check > tomorrow to see if a similar dish exists here under a different name. That would explain it then. (Is that some kind of bread?) > I didn't know lutefisk either , but as I never eat fish myself I can't say for > sure that this cannot be found here. We have it in Sweden, but _only on Christmas_ (as one dish on a sm�rg�sbord full of *good* food...). Apparently it *should* be poisonous, but for some unknown reason people can eat it and survive. http://www.santesson.com/christ/lutfisk.htm [BTW, please keep as many "levels" of attribution lines as you keep "levels" of quoted text. Sure, one should snip unnecessary lines, but the attributions are not unnecessary!] -- ##### c ^ OO /\\\\ ##### | /|\ `^^^^^^^%-- '||` | \\\\ #### <@ \ / \ " " \ ha ha ha dd / @> \\\| ### _| |_ \\| ### (_ http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ _) == \ / A S C I I A R T C H A T \ ||\
ann...@oal.com wrote: > .,,,. > #### #### (~~~))) Norway IS a Scandinavian country, > ## ## ## ## . _ ((() Cee-Jay. Or it was the last time > ###### ###### (^ )))) / I checked. Hehehe! > ## ## ## ## ~_((((() > ## ## ## ## / )))))) Clue 1: Norway != Sweden Clue 2: Joaquim is Swedish, not Norwegian -- ##### c ^ OO /\\\\ ##### | /|\ `^^^^^^^%-- '||` | \\\\ #### <@ \ / \ " " \ ha ha ha dd / @> \\\| ### _| |_ \\| ### (_ http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ _) == \ / A S C I I A R T C H A T \ ||\
On 2001-12-03 Veronica Karlsson <asc...@hotmail.com> said:
>We have [lutfisk] in Sweden, but _only on Christmas_ (as one
>dish on a smorgasbord full of *good* food...).
Lutfisk is one traditional dish for Christmas, yes...but it can
also be ordered in big-city (Stockholm) restaurants almost any
time of the year.
>Apparently it *should* be poisonous, but for some unknown reason
>people can eat it and survive.
That's because the lye (which is the poisonous substance) is boiled
out of it before the lutfisk is served.
>Clue 1: Norway != Sweden
Norge + Sverige + Danmark + Suomi = Scandinavia
(plus Greenland, Faeroe Islands, etc., etc.)
>Clue 2: Joaquim is Swedish, not Norwegian
Does that mean Joaquim can't eat food that is not Swedish?
I am American, but I can eat Swedish pancakes, Belgian waffles,
Mexican burritos, Spanish rice, German struedel, Dutch chocolate
and Columbian coffee. ;)
There are many Norwegians living in Sweden, and they want lefse.
I live in a small town in America -- very far from Norway -- and
I can buy lefse =here!=
If you go to a large grocery store (not a small neighborhood shop,
but a big supermarket) or a large bakery, I'll bet that you will
find lefse.
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Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
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#### #### (~~~))) Shall we bet 100 krona, Veronica?
## ## ## ## . _ ((() / We can buy much lefse for 100
###### ###### (^ )))) krona.
## ## ## ## ~_((((()
## ## ## ## / ))))))
Donderfliegen wrote: > > On Sun, 02 Dec 2001 12:09:13 +0000, Veronica Karlsson > > >3. Joris isn't Dutch. > > He isn't? He's doing a good job pretending then! I'm not pretending being Dutch. I just happen to live in the Netherlands. \ But you can try to guess where I'm from if you like. | `, - - # |/ ? | ~ )\ Piece of cake. /__/\ \____ / ,- / \_/ \ _==__ |/| / < _____ _> \ _\- \__ -|.|--/___/ ,___/___\--_\-)--)-,/_ '-' |\/ b'ger joris
> Clue 2: Joaquim is Swedish, not Norwegian>
Ain't that called a Norweterian. :-]
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__ | | |~\ |~~ |~\ o | | .#&}&[/ / Maybe I'll just show
/ \ `\/` |-< |- |_/ | \ + - /&?) /` you that Kernel Annie,
| | |_/ |__ | | | | | (_. &{&| but may forget that fishie
\ /~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ `- @@ thing. I'm not THAT pervert.
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joris bellenger wrote: > > Donderfliegen wrote: > > > > On Sun, 02 Dec 2001 12:09:13 +0000, Veronica Karlsson > > > > >3. Joris isn't Dutch. > > > > He isn't? He's doing a good job pretending then! > > I'm not pretending being Dutch. > I just happen to live in the Netherlands. > \ > But you can try to guess > where I'm from if you like. > | > `, > - - # > |/ ? > | ~ )\ Piece of cake. > /__/\ \____ / > ,- / \_/ \ _==__ > |/| / < _____ _> \ _\- \__ > -|.|--/___/ ,___/___\--_\-)--)-,/_ > '-' |\/ b'ger > > joris Nice frogs Joris! ;) obAscii: .--==;() (####/ c(. .)p ;(_); ;;-;; ';;;' .=() === Phil aka PjP ;-; ' begin:vcard n:Powell;Philip x-mozilla-html:FALSE org:Computing Services;Help Desk adr:;;;;;; version:2.1 email;internet:P.P...@coventry.ac.uk title:Customer Support Officer fn:Philip Powell end:vcard
ann...@oal.com wrote: > Veronica Karlsson said: > > Apparently it *should* be poisonous, but for some unknown reason > > people can eat it and survive. > > That's because the lye (which is the poisonous substance) is boiled > out of it before the lutfisk is served. The way I heard it it's poisonous the same way that a bumblebee can't fly. Scientific methods say it "should" be poisonous, reality says it isn't (as in: doctors can't really explain why people can eat that stuff and survive). > >Clue 1: Norway != Sweden > > Norge + Sverige + Danmark + Suomi = Scandinavia > (plus Greenland, Faeroe Islands, etc., etc.) [Not sure I agree with that definition of "Scandinavia", but I'll ignore that for the moment] Sure: lefse can be --\ lefse can be found in Norway --/ found in Scandinavia is true. That does not mean that: lefse can be --\ lefse can be found in Scandinavia --/ found in Sweden has to be true. [Since Annie Ascii doesn't seem to understand simple logic I see no point in continuing a discussion with her.] -- ##### c ^ OO /\\\\ ##### | /|\ `^^^^^^^%-- '||` | \\\\ #### <@ \ / \ " " \ ha ha ha dd / @> \\\| ### _| |_ \\| ### (_ http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ _) == \ / A S C I I A R T C H A T \ ||\
<ann...@oal.com> schrieb im Newsbeitrag news:u0m...@corp.supernews.com... : I am American, but I can eat Swedish pancakes, Belgian waffles, : Mexican burritos, Spanish rice, German struedel, Dutch chocolate : and Columbian coffee. ;) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ strudel. ue is taken to write a german umlaut on keyboards that don't have them ;) if you would say: struedel, it would sound very very funny :) -- Lasse P.S. you're excepted that you took regular german standart answers "JA", "NEIN" to make them something NAZI like, cos you're only 14 years old. Even if you just want to make it clear to most. try other ways. It's absolutly foolish to try it with words out of your german dictionary. I say "Ja" a .. an uncountable time a day, and that's never nazi like. but, anyway .. just a hint, i don't want to say more, cos there would be too much to say, to describe why many germans react this way when notgerman ppl do what you did :)
On Mon, 03 Dec 2001 13:03:55 +0100, joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> provoked the following text: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would like to apologise to everyone who may be offended by the stereotypes mentioned here. (there, i'm safe now :-)) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >> >3. Joris isn't Dutch. >> >> He isn't? He's doing a good job pretending then! > > I'm not pretending being Dutch. > I just happen to live in the Netherlands. > \ > But you can try to guess > where I'm from if you like. > | > `, > - - # > |/ ? > | ~ )\ Piece of cake. > /__/\ \____ / > ,- / \_/ \ _==__ > |/| / < _____ _> \ _\- \__ > -|.|--/___/ ,___/___\--_\-)--)-,/_ > '-' |\/ b'ger Ooh, i love games!!! Let's see, Bellinger sounds kinda German... But that could be just a red herring, in which case you could be Danish. Neh, too obvious. You are pretty good at French too and that frog you turned ralf into looks convincing, but you are not arrogant enough to be French :-)) Besides, "Zyorry" (Joris) sounds like some drunk tries to apologise but not as a name. You also seem to be drinking all the time, which leads me to think that you may be Russian. I have decided not to fall for all those diversions and declare you to be a citizen of the republic of Antarctica! -- __ ___ / ) _/_ _(_ /'_ _ _ /(_/()/)(/(-/ / (/(-(/(-/) _/ Castrate me to reply by e-mail Theory: the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost luggage.
ann...@oal.com wrote: > .,,,. > #### #### (~~~))) Because in Ralf's day-dream, the >## ## ## ## . . ((() 'agreement' was very one-sided, >###### ###### (^ )))) / dictatorial, and somewhat >## ## ## ## ~_((((() Nazi-like. Girls don't like >## ## ## ## / )))))) Nazis...hehehe! Godwin's law? Michael
On 2001-12-03 ppu...@chello.balls.nl (Donderfliegen) said:
> [...snip...]
>
>I have decided not to fall for all those diversions and declare you
>to be a citizen of the republic of Antarctica!
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Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
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#### #### (~~~))) Hehehe! That's a good example
## ## ## ## - - ((() / of deductive reasoning, Peter!
###### ###### (^ ))))
## ## ## ## ~_((((()
## ## ## ## / ))))))
On 2001-12-03 svz...@xs4all.nl said:
>I'm not pretending being Dutch. I just happen to live in
>the Netherlands. But you can try to guess where I'm from
>if you like.
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Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
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#### #### (~~~))) Ah. Je comprende. Merci, Joris.
## ## ## ## . _ ((() /
###### ###### (^ ))))
## ## ## ## ~_((((() \
## ## ## ## / )))))) I thought you were Dutch.
On 2001-12-03 3C0...@hotmail.com <Cyberix> said:
>Maybe I'll just show you that Kernel Annie, but
>may forget that fishie thing. I'm not THAT pervert.
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Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
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#### #### (~~~))) That's good, Cyberix.
## ## ## ## _ _ ((() / I don't do fish.
###### ###### (^ ))))
## ## ## ## ~_((((()
## ## ## ## / ))))))
On 2001-12-03 asc...@hotmail.com said:
> [...snip...]
>
>[Since Annie Ascii doesn't seem to understand simple logic I see no
>point in continuing a discussion with her.]
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Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
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#### #### (~~~))) I understand perfectly, Veronica.
## ## ## ## . o ((() / So. Did you LOOK for lefse
###### ###### (^ )))) in the shops...or ask someone
## ## ## ## ~_((((() about it?
## ## ## ## / ))))))
On 2001-12-03 l...@virtain.com said:
>strudel.
>
>ue is taken to write a german umlaut on keyboards that don't have
>them ;)
>
>if you would say: struedel, it would sound very very funny :)
>
>P.S. you're excepted that you took regular german standart answers
>"JA", "NEIN" to make them something NAZI like, cos you're onl 14
>years old. Even if you just want to make it clear to most. try
>other ways. It's absolutly foolish to try it with words out of your
>german dictionary. I say "Ja" a .. an uncountable time a day, and
>that's never nazi like. but, anyway .. just a hint, i don want to
>say more, cos there would be too much to say, to describe why many
>germans react this way when notgerman ppl do what you did :)
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Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
.,,,.
#### #### (~~~))) Danke. Ich spreche Deutsch nicht,
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On 2001-12-03 sch...@gmx.de <Michael> said:
>Godwin's law?
--
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#### #### (~~~))) Nein. =Murphy's= law, Michael.
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On Mon, 03 Dec 2001 19:31:58 GMT, ppu...@chello.balls.nl (Donderfliegen) wrote: >Ooh, i love games!!! Let's see, Bellinger sounds kinda German... But that >could be just a red herring, in which case you could be Danish. >Neh, too obvious. You are pretty good at French too and that frog you turned >ralf into looks convincing, but you are not arrogant enough to be French >:-)) Besides, "Zyorry" (Joris) sounds like some drunk tries to apologise but >not as a name. You also seem to be drinking all the time, which leads me to >think that you may be Russian. > >I have decided not to fall for all those diversions and declare you to be a >citizen of the republic of Antarctica! Except that would have to be French Antartica (the FROG would suggest him being French, its sorta a slur, but ...... ) -- _________________________________________________ /| _____________________________________________ | //| | _ _ _ _______ _____ | | // | | | \/ \/ \\__ __\ _ \ .irc.bluedwarf.net.| | //__| | | \ \ \_ \ \ __/ .www.bluedwarf.net.| | \\ | | | \__\ \ \\ \ \ | | \\ | | |_____\ \__\_____\___\ -=MikeChat=- | | \\| |_____________________________________________| | \|_________________________________________________|
: #### #### (~~~))) Danke. Ich spreche Deutsch nicht, : ## ## ## ## _ _ ((() / und ich verstehe das deutsche : ###### ###### (^ )))) Gem�t nicht. : ## ## ## ## ~_((((() : ## ## ## ## / )))))) :) you allready write good german, or had this been done by an online translator? ;) -- Lasse
On 2001-12-04 l...@virtain.com said:
>:) you allready write good german, or had this been done by an
>online translator? ;)
--
Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
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#### #### (~~~))) Ja, eine on-line translator.
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* ann...@oal.com <ann...@oal.com> [2001-12-01 23:08]: > Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist > .,,,. > #### #### (~~~))) Because in Ralf's day-dream, the > ## ## ## ## . . ((() 'agreement' was very one-sided, > ###### ###### (^ )))) / dictatorial, and somewhat > ## ## ## ## ~_((((() Nazi-like. Girls don't like > ## ## ## ## / )))))) Nazis...hehehe! It's funny how american see germans as nazi. I wonder what they think if they know that we see them as KKK people? *uups* It might be funny for those not affected but makes other go wild/yawn -- well, that's the usual thing with funny things. obASCII: /\ / \ / OO \ WHOM DO YOU CALL KKK? I'm just dressed as x-mas tree! "~""~" / \ / \ | | | | /_,._\ Alfie -- There are people who see things as they are and they wonder why, and there are people who dream things as they have never been and they wonder why not. G. Shaw
SKANDINAVIA
What encyclopedia says it is (3 1/2) : - Denmark
- Sweden
- Norway
- the North-west part of Finland.
How ever it is in my oppinion and globaly considered as same as
The Nordic countries.
That would be:
Countries (5): - Denmark
- Finland
- Iceland
- Norway
- Sweden
Self-Government areas (3): - Faeroe Islands (Denmark)
- Greenland (Denmark) Maybe independent
- [A with a dot]land Islands (Finland)
Every Country and or Self-Government area mentioned here are parts of
Europe. Except Greenland that is a part of Northern America
Send me any corrections. Specially Greenland peopple tell me if you're
independent. Denmark peopple may know that as well.
The next quest would be to draw all these eight(8) flags in Ascii-art!!!
Are You With Me????
> .,,,.
> #### #### (~~~))) That's good, Cyberix.
> ## ## ## ## _ _ ((() / I don't do fish.
> ###### ###### (^ ))))
> ## ## ## ## ~_((((()
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>
CyBeRiX -- a Finnish 19-year-old ASCII sucktion cup with furry hair.
_._
__ | | |~\ |~~ |~\ o | | .#&}&[/ / Maybe we could go
/ \ `\/` |-< |- |_/ | \ + - /&?) /` fishing together some-
| | |_/ |__ | | | | | (_. &{&| time Annie. Smoked flounder
\ /~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ `- @@ tastes nice. Not as nice as
~ ~ ~ http://CyBeRiX.cjb.net `#_/' you do; of course. *wink*
ps. FUCK LUTEFISk.
In article <u0o...@corp.supernews.com>, ann...@oal.com wrote: > >On 2001-12-03 svz...@xs4all.nl said: > > >I'm not pretending being Dutch. I just happen to live in > >the Netherlands. But you can try to guess where I'm from > >if you like. Oooooh, Joris!! Let me guess!!! \_,^%--- <\_ \ J'adore les jeux!!! < <_ ^^| / \ Hey Annie, I've had Spanish Rice, French toast, Irish beer... _______,____,____________ ! ! ! ,^^%--- !__/<\ \ I live in a melting pot too ,`--\-'\ ( ' ) ` __(__' ' ) ')(' ( /(( ) )')(( ) ) ejm_-_-_-_ but I bet I wouldn't be able to find even remotely the same things in Spain, France or Ireland. I HOPE I wouldn't be able to find even remotely the same things in Spain, France or Ireland!! -- why bother with ersatz? >%^7^^^7^^ llizard aka ejm llizard@idirec+.ca Toronto, Ontario, Canada Note: If you are e-mailing and hit the reply button, add an "e" to "idirct"; its absence is to stop the torment of automatic mailers.
> SKANDINAVIA > > What encyclopedia says it is (3 1/2) : - Denmark > - Sweden > - Norway > - the North-west part of Finland. > > > How ever it is in my oppinion and globaly considered as same as > The Nordic countries. > > That would be: > Countries (5): - Denmark > - Finland > - Iceland > - Norway > - Sweden > > > > Self-Government areas (3): - Faeroe Islands (Denmark) > - Greenland (Denmark) Maybe independent > - [A with a dot]land Islands (Finland) > > > Every Country and or Self-Government area mentioned here are parts of > Europe. Except Greenland that is a part of Northern America > > > Send me any corrections. Specially Greenland peopple tell me if you're > independent. Denmark peopple may know that as well. Greenland is self-governing , but not independent. (I'm Danish btw) Otherwise I agree with your opinion of what Scandinavia is. There have been talk about making the Faeroe Islands independent , but there are many people from both the Faeroe Island and Denmark that like the arrangement we have at the moment. Iceland was once Danish too .. hey so was Sweden and Norway, parts of germany (it was denmark then) and dusins of colonies around the world. They were either given independece , sold or lost in wars. Some parts of denmark that was lost still fell a certain closeness to Denmark , Sk�ne (given to Sweden to end a long war, but with the agrement that it should keep it's danish herritage , schools , churches and language .. The swed�sh king broke that promise a few years later and began erasing all sign of it's danish herritage) and Slesvig-Holstein ( Given the free democratic choice to decide what country to belong too after the germans had occipied it for several years during war ) Thankfully the Swedes and the Germans don't wage war on us no more and we are content with making jokes about them and buuuhhing them at soccermatches :) > The next quest would be to draw all these eight(8) flags in Ascii-art!!! > > Are You With Me???? That would be easy because nearly all share the same form and pattern .. only the colours are different .. besides it have already been done.
> Hey Annie, I've had Spanish Rice, French toast, Irish beer...
Danishes ? (the kind you eat .. err .. I mean ... *blush* .. you know what I
mean)
* ann...@oal.com <ann...@oal.com> [2001-12-04 03:26]: > > On 2001-12-03 sch...@gmx.de <Michael> said: > >Godwin's law? > > .,,,. > #### #### (~~~))) Nein. =Murphy's= law, Michael. > ## ## ## ## . _ ((() / Hehehe! > ###### ###### (^ )))) > ## ## ## ## ~_((((() > ## ## ## ## / )))))) See, Michael? Americans simply don't know usenet laws. Next time provide a link[1] :) On the other hand, Godwins doesn't count here - it wasn't simply too early in the thread but a usual statement. On the other hand, still lost. So long! Alfie [1] <http://www.tuxedo.org/~esr/jargon/html/entry/Godwin's-Law.html> -- -!- mode/#debian.de [+oo sesom XSnackWRK] by Alfie * Alfie . o O ( Nein, ich bin nicht da - bitte nicht anquatschen ;) ) -- #debian.de
On 04 Dec 2001 03:00:27 GMT, mik...@bluedwarf.spam.net (MJP) provoked the following text: >>Ooh, i love games!!! Let's see, Bellinger sounds kinda German... But that >>could be just a red herring, in which case you could be Danish. >>Neh, too obvious. You are pretty good at French too and that frog you turned >>ralf into looks convincing, but you are not arrogant enough to be French >>:-)) Besides, "Zyorry" (Joris) sounds like some drunk tries to apologise but >>not as a name. You also seem to be drinking all the time, which leads me to >>think that you may be Russian. >> >>I have decided not to fall for all those diversions and declare you to be a >>citizen of the republic of Antarctica! > >Except that would have to be French Antartica (the FROG would suggest him >being French, its sorta a slur, but ...... ) He only _wants_ you to think he's French, don't fall for it! He's definitely Antarctican, you can tell by his eyebrows. -- __ ___ / ) _/_ _(_ /'_ _ _ /(_/()/)(/(-/ / (/(-(/(-/) _/ Castrate me to reply by e-mail At one time, margarine was illegal. (Wisconsin state law)
ann...@oal.com wrote: > Norge + Sverige + Danmark + Suomi = Scandinavia > (plus Greenland, Faeroe Islands, etc., etc.) I disagree. That is that what we in Norway calls "Norden". That we call "Skandinavia" is Norway, Denmark and Sweden. Bernt -- Student at Molde College bal...@mo.himolde.no
On 4 Dec 2001 17:44:40 GMT, Gerfried Fuchs <use...@pinguin.pte.at> wrote: > See, Michael? Americans simply don't know usenet laws. Next time >provide a link[1] :) > >[1] <http://www.tuxedo.org/~esr/jargon/html/entry/Godwin's-Law.html> >-- is it your stance that only Europeans and non-Americans know about usenet? is it America-bashing that you are engaged in, or are you simply prejudicial regarding Americans. "ascii annie's" comment was prejudicial, and in error, but i don't see that as an excuse to abuse the rest of us. -- _________________________________________________ /| _____________________________________________ | //| | _ _ _ _______ _____ | | // | | | \/ \/ \\__ __\ _ \ .irc.bluedwarf.net.| | //__| | | \ \ \_ \ \ __/ .www.bluedwarf.net.| | \\ | | | \__\ \ \\ \ \ | | \\ | | |_____\ \__\_____\___\ -=MikeChat=- | | \\| |_____________________________________________| | \|_________________________________________________|
On 2001-12-04 u0o...@corp.supernews.com said:
>Maybe we could go fishing together sometime Annie.
>Smoked flounder tastes nice. Not as nice as you do;
>of course. *wink*
--
Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
.,,,.
#### #### (~~~))) Hehehe! I =do= taste good.
## ## ## ## _ _ ((() / But I don't fish. I prefer
###### ###### (^ )))) to let the fish remain free,
## ## ## ## ~_((((() swimming in the sea.
## ## ## ## / ))))))
On 2001-12-04 lli...@idirct.ca said:
>Hey Annie, I've had Spanish Rice, French toast, Irish beer...
>I live in a melting pot too
>
>but I bet I wouldn't be able to find even remotely the same things
>in Spain, France or Ireland. I HOPE I wouldn't be able to find even
>remotely the same things in Spain, France or Ireland!!
--
Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
.,,,.
#### #### (~~~))) Y'mean, like...dysentery, snails
## ## ## ## . . ](() / and black lung disease? Eh?
###### ###### (^ )))) \
## ## ## ## ~_((((() But lefse -- like McDonald's --
## ## ## ## / )))))) is universal! Hehehe!
On 2001-12-04 use...@pinguin.pte.at said:
>See, Michael? Americans simply don't know usenet laws. Next time
>provide a link[1] :)
>
>On the other hand, Godwins doesn't count here - it wasn't simply too
>early in the thread but a usual statement. On the other hand, still
>lost.
--
Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
.,,,.
#### #### (~~~))) Not lost. I know 'Godwin's Law'...
## ## ## ## [.][.](() / and it doesn't apply in this case.
###### ###### (^ )))) Maybe you should read it again,
## ## ## ## ~_((((() you jack-booted thugs. (Just
## ## ## ## / )))))) kidding! Hehehe!)
* MJP <mik...@bluedwarf.spam.net> [2001-12-04 22:45]: > On 4 Dec 2001 17:44:40 GMT, Gerfried Fuchs <use...@pinguin.pte.at> wrote: > >> See, Michael? Americans simply don't know usenet laws. Next time >>provide a link[1] :) >> > >>[1] <http://www.tuxedo.org/~esr/jargon/html/entry/Godwin's-Law.html> >>-- > > is it your stance that only Europeans and non-Americans know about usenet? > is it America-bashing that you are engaged in, or are you simply > prejudicial regarding Americans. > "ascii annie's" comment was prejudicial, and in error, but i don't see > that as an excuse to abuse the rest of us. No, not at all. I am absolutely *against* prejustices in general. It was simply meant as a sarcastic statement. I thought it was overdone enough to get it. Sorry if anyone felt insulted. Simple statement: Making fun with prejudice usually ends in turing yourself into a jerk. Sorry, if someone got it wrong (especially like you, MJP) - I personally try to be unbiased at all. It's just that some people seem to try to make me look like a fool at that attempt sometimes :) obASCII: `. ,' \ / )( Sort of hyperbolas..... / \ ,' `. So long! Alfie -- <wenz> quit <wenz> ~/quit -!- wenz [~hos...@pD900E60C.dip.t-dialin.net] has quit [ircII2.8.2-EPIC3.004 --- Bloatware at its finest.] -- #debian.de
Donderfliegen wrote: > > On Mon, 03 Dec 2001 13:03:55 +0100, joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> > provoked the following text: > > !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > I would like to apologise to everyone who may be offended by the stereotypes > mentioned here. (there, i'm safe now :-)) > !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > > >> >3. Joris isn't Dutch. > >> > >> He isn't? He's doing a good job pretending then! > > > > I'm not pretending being Dutch. > > I just happen to live in the Netherlands. > > \ > > But you can try to guess > > where I'm from if you like. > > | > > `, > > - - # > > |/ ? > > | ~ )\ Piece of cake. > > /__/\ \____ / > > ,- / \_/ \ _==__ > > |/| / < _____ _> \ _\- \__ > > -|.|--/___/ ,___/___\--_\-)--)-,/_ > > '-' |\/ b'ger > > Ooh, i love games!!! Let's see, Bellinger sounds kinda German... But that > could be just a red herring, in which case you could be Danish. > Neh, too obvious. You are pretty good at French too and that frog you turned > ralf into looks convincing, but you are not arrogant enough to be French > :-)) Besides, "Zyorry" (Joris) sounds like some drunk tries to apologise but > not as a name. You also seem to be drinking all the time, which leads me to > think that you may be Russian. > > I have decided not to fall for all those diversions and declare you to be a > citizen of the republic of Antarctica! Antartica? | I wish you'd have picked a warmer place. | `, o o # |/ ? I'll tell if somebody | e )\ kisses me. /__/\ \____ / ,- / \_/ \ _==__ |/| / < _____ _> \ _\- \__ -|.|--/___/ ,___/___\--_\-)--)-,/_ '-' |\/ b'ger joris
> Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist > .,,,. > #### #### (~~~))) Hehehe! I =do= taste good. > ## ## ## ## _ _ ((() / But I don't fish. I prefer > ###### ###### (^ )))) to let the fish remain free, > ## ## ## ## ~_((((() swimming in the sea. > ## ## ## ## / )))))) > CyBeRiX -- a Finnish 19-year-old ASCII sucktion-cup-FISH. ooo _._ . O O 0 o Oo. Ooo OOo o O p . :..d| '" / I like to 0 O 0o8 0o 0o* 8 0 @'@- WWWWw.Wb /` swim in the sea Oooo0 O Oo' Ooo O 0 0 o O. (_. WWWWWW. too. Wanna get me ..`o W"' 'Ww. in your net and eat http://CyBeRiX.cjb.net `#_/' me up??? ATTENTION ALL GRILS!
Gerfried Fuchs <use...@pinguin.pte.at> wrote: >* ann...@oal.com <ann...@oal.com> [2001-12-04 03:26]: >> >> On 2001-12-03 sch...@gmx.de <Michael> said: >> >Godwin's law? >> >> .,,,. >> #### #### (~~~))) Nein. =Murphy's= law, Michael. >> ## ## ## ## . _ ((() / Hehehe! >> ###### ###### (^ )))) >> ## ## ## ## ~_((((() >> ## ## ## ## / )))))) > > See, Michael? Americans simply don't know usenet laws. Next time >provide a link[1] :) yes, it would be better if i had provided an URL. But i downloaded the Jargon file from www.jargon.org and did not know that you can link to the entries directly. And I thought that this law should be known by most of the people here as it is mentioned in the Jargon file. obAscii: "Webnocken"[1] (rotating...) _ _ _ .^. ,'" "`. ,'" "`. ,'" "`. ,' `. / '. / \ ,' \ / \ | 0 > | O | < | O | | O | \ .' \ / '. / \ / `.___.' `. ,' `.___.' `.___.' 'v' [thanks to CeeJay for the circle] [1] an advertisement email I (and probably lots of others) got wanted to advertise a "live sex web cam" in German; Babelfish made "Phasengeschlechtswebnocken" from it... (Phase = electricity (whether it is in the wall outlet or not) - or the "state" of the moon (full, half, ...), Geschlecht = gender, Web=web, Nocken is that shown above) Michael
On Wed, 05 Dec 2001 02:31:47 +0100, joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> provoked the following text: >> Ooh, i love games!!! Let's see, Bellinger sounds kinda German... But that >> could be just a red herring, in which case you could be Danish. >> Neh, too obvious. You are pretty good at French too and that frog you turned >> ralf into looks convincing, but you are not arrogant enough to be French >> :-)) Besides, "Zyorry" (Joris) sounds like some drunk tries to apologise but >> not as a name. You also seem to be drinking all the time, which leads me to >> think that you may be Russian. >> >> I have decided not to fall for all those diversions and declare you to be a >> citizen of the republic of Antarctica! > > > Antartica? > | > I wish you'd have picked > a warmer place. > | > `, > o o # > |/ ? I'll tell if somebody > | e )\ kisses me. > /__/\ \____ / > ,- / \_/ \ _==__ > |/| / < _____ _> \ _\- \__ > -|.|--/___/ ,___/___\--_\-)--)-,/_ > '-' |\/ b'ger Oh Annie! Someone wants you to kiss him! -- __ ___ / ) _/_ _(_ /'_ _ _ /(_/()/)(/(-/ / (/(-(/(-/) _/ Castrate me to reply by e-mail Adultery or Fornication (living togeather while not married or having sex with someone that is not your spouse) results in a fine of $500 and/or 6 months in prison. (Mississippi state law -Sec. 97-29-1)
> Adultery or Fornication (living togeather while not married or having sex with
someone that is not your spouse) results in a fine of $500 and/or 6 months in
prison. (Mississippi state law -Sec. 97-29-1)
*lol*
American state laws .. some are really idiotic and out there .. there is even a
website listing the sillyest laws.
Did you know that in some states oral sex is illegal ?
CeeJay <use...@ceejay.cjb.REMOVEnet> schreef in berichtnieuws 3c0e99ef$0$7909$edf...@dspool01.news.tele.dk... > > Adultery or Fornication (living togeather while not married or having sex with > someone that is not your spouse) results in a fine of $500 and/or 6 months in > prison. (Mississippi state law -Sec. 97-29-1) > > *lol* > American state laws .. some are really idiotic and out there .. there is even a > website listing the sillyest laws. > Did you know that in some states oral sex is illegal ? > > I know there's at least 1 state where it's illegal for a woman to drive a car *unless* a man walks in front of the car waving a red flag to warn pedestrians :-) I wonder who ever came up with that... Greetz, Tim.
On 2001-12-05 ppu...@chello.balls.nl (Donderfliegen) said:
>Oh Annie! Someone wants you to kiss him!
Okay. I like frogs.
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b'ger '-' |\/ '-' (_;.;-`-_.'
Huh-HAW! I am zee Frog Prince...and
you have freed me from zee evil spell.
ZANK you, Annie!
/
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/' _\
\C '\' Aw, shucks! T'weren't nuthin'.
. \ -_| / .
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b'ger '-' ///
And now we weel go to my luxurious
castle in Toulon and...and, eat zee
snails, or zummzing...
/
__,,,
/' _\
\C '\' Cool, Prince. Let's go!
\ -_| /
___/ /___,_____ .,,,.
/` ~ \/-___ (~~~)))
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/ _/\ / (^ ((((
,- \ | \ / ~_((((()
|/| \ | \ _ | / ))))))
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b'ger '-' ///
Why don't YOU ever do anything romantic like that with ME, Joris?
/
You're DUTCH. Dutch women don't
know about romance.
\ Yeah. Dutch women actually
BATHE EVERY DAY. Not like
those French women, huh?
_____ /
`, (((_ \ Garcon! Lefse,
___ # 6 6 \ \ /_,/\ ___ s'il vous
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| , )\ =__ `, \ .Y___ / //-[.[.] /
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b'ger '-' |\/
--
Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
.,,,.
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## ## ## ## . . ((() / I think he needs a bath.
###### ###### (^ ))))
## ## ## ## ~_((((()
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Kevertje - Wed, 5 Dec 2001 23:51:18 +0100 >I know there's at least 1 state where it's illegal for a woman to drive a >car *unless* a man walks in front of the car waving a red flag to warn >pedestrians :-) So, "Roll Over Beethoven" is a coded women protest-song? >;D | Can I sit | in it? .-------. ______ Sure, go ahead. | ` / )__/_____( , | ~.. /_|\______/ _____| OO | .>>. (____________///////( .||. | |\ ```````` dd | | | What does this | red button do? | ` | .-------. ______ | / .~ )__/_____( *FWOOOSH!* | /_|\.<____/ _____|_.----._ | (____________///////(_ - - _- | ```````` `---dd jg Ma�ion -- ____________________________________________________ \ o_. KAFAS ._o / / <O KleineAberFeineAsciiSammlung O> \ \ /| http://www.koslowski.purespace.de |\ / /__________________________________________________\ kOs
* Michael Schierl <sch...@gmx.de> [2001-12-05 21:00]: > yes, it would be better if i had provided an URL. > But i downloaded the Jargon file from www.jargon.org and did not know > that you can link to the entries directly. You can link almost everything. And the usenet laws especially aren't a thing that is /only/ availabe in the jargon files ;) Ever tried google on "usenet laws"? > And I thought that this law should be known by most of the people here > as it is mentioned in the Jargon file. In here is an ascii art group and no usenet fanatic group ;)) Although there are often crossposts from some fanatic groups.... > obAscii: "Webnocken"[1] (rotating...) > > > _ _ _ .^. > ,'" "`. ,'" "`. ,'" "`. ,' `. > / '. / \ ,' \ / \ > | 0 > | O | < | O | | O | > \ .' \ / '. / \ / > `.___.' `. ,' `.___.' `.___.' > 'v' > > [thanks to CeeJay for the circle] > > [1] an advertisement email I (and probably lots of others) got wanted > to advertise a "live sex web cam" in German; Babelfish made > "Phasengeschlechtswebnocken" from it... Don't remind that special spam though I guess I've received it, too. > (Phase = electricity (whether it is in the wall outlet or not) - or > the "state" of the moon (full, half, ...), Geschlecht = gender, > Web=web, Nocken is that shown above) There are usually more meanings that just one in a translation. Translating sex as Geschlecht isn't wrong at all. And the Nocken translation of cam is meant like in "Nockenwelle", cam shaft. Local translation stuff ([1] & [2]) helps :) babelfish is true fun but it offers only one solution. <http://dict.leo.org/> is better to that respect. > Michael obASCII: _ o[_]= This is too big for a usual webcam :) K A alf So long! Alfie [2] <ftp://ftp.math.uni-hamburg.de/pub/misc/dicts/translate-0.5.tgz> [1] <ftp://ftp.math.uni-hamburg.de/pub/misc/dicts/en-de.ISO-8859-1.vok.tgz> -- Aber, der Aufwand, Linux zu installieren und vim zu lernen ist *IMMER* geringer, als Outlook das Schreiben von vern�nftigen Mails beizubringen. ;) -- Jens Benecke
* CeeJay <use...@ceejay.cjb.REMOVEnet> [2001-12-05 23:05]: >> Adultery or Fornication (living togeather while not married or having sex with >> someone that is not your spouse) results in a fine of $500 and/or 6 months in >> prison. (Mississippi state law -Sec. 97-29-1) [fixed quoting] > > *lol* > American state laws .. some are really idiotic and out there .. there is even a > website listing the sillyest laws. Do you have the URI at hand? I found it once but can't find it anymore... > Did you know that in some states oral sex is illegal ? I only remember that I think in pensylvania it is forbidden by state law that virgins do parachuting on a sunday afternoon, or such.... obASCII: ___ ,'alf`. \"---"/ \ / Possibly it is from the times when women didn't wear trousers \O/ X So long! Alfie -- <wenz> quit <wenz> ~/quit -!- wenz [~hos...@pD900E60C.dip.t-dialin.net] has quit [ircII2.8.2-EPIC3.004 --- Bloatware at its finest.] -- #debian.de
ann...@oal.com wrote in message news:<u0u...@corp.supernews.com>... > On 2001-12-05 ppu...@chello.balls.nl (Donderfliegen) said: > > > > > > > > > `, \ , | , / > ___ # = smooch = /_,/\ > |/ ? / , | , \.,,,. /" ( > | , )\ (~~~))) .Y_/ / > /__/\ \____ _ _ ((() \(__ > ,- / \// \ _00__^ )))) / (\ > |/| / < _____ _> \ _\- \__(((() |. ||\ > -----|.|--/___/ ,___/___\--_\-)--)-,/_----------------------'-----'--- > b'ger'-' |\/ > > > > For the following, I want to apologize to the characters, the artists, the readers, God, my country, and my family. I just found the butt kissing pic so funny. ;) ----- - Oh Annie! Someone wants you to kiss him! - Okay. I like frogs. `, \ ___ # .,,,. /_,/\ |/ ? (~~~))) /" ( | , )\ . . ((() .Y___ / /__/\ \____ (^ )))) \(__ ,- / \_/ \ _==__ ~_((((() / (\ |/| / < _____ _> \ _\- \__ / )))))) |. ||\ -----|.|--/___/ ,___/___\--_\-)--)-,/_----------------------'-----'--- b'ger'-' |\/ ------ - Sigh - How romantic. I Let's make the magic happen. wish someone would kiss ME O there. I see a real spark o developing between these two. What's that giant \ sucking sound? Mmm, tastes like chicken. \ \ O \ o `, \ , | , / ___ # = smooch = /_,/\ |/ ? / , | , \.,,,. /" ( | , )\ (~~~))) .Y_/ / /__/\ \____ _ _ ((() \(__ ,- / \// \ _00__^ )))) / (\ |/| / < _____ _> \ _\- \__(((() |. ||\ -----|.|--/___/ ,___/___\--_\-)--)-,/_----------------------'-----'--- b'ger'-' |\/ o O O I shouldn't eat here. Barflies always give me gas... What the?! I meant a kiss on the lips! The lips!... ...Hey! That feels pretty swee- -------- ,------------------------------------------------------------. ,' () () ', ; _ () _() () /V\_ /oo_ ; ; ~ (6) (v _/||\ //L /\ /\ ; ; " "" /\ / / / / ; '--------------------------------------------------------------' O O Oh! The humanity! o Wow! What fireworks! \ | / \ \ ,, / _ , ,` (' `,'"`._ , , -- # o o _,-( , ( ` ').-.-. /_,/\ c \| (' ( ) )_ /oo ( , /( 0| (' ) `) .Y__ / ___ / /\__\ (' ` B A N G ! `).' \(__ ,- / \_/ \ '.` ) `) / (\ |/| / < _____ _> \ (` '._00__. )'`).)_) |. ||\ ----|.|-/____/ ,___/__\-- `"_\()). `-`-` ')`------------'-----'--- b'ger '-' |\/ \')' )_;.;-`-_.' O O o ,------------------------------------------------------. ,' ) _00__ ', ; _ (( oo__) OO_ _\- \__ ; ; ~ (6) (oo) (_-_/= c(-__\7 \-)--)-,/ ; ; " " " " " " ; '--------------------------------------------------------' -------- That was some explosion of amour! You may not be a real human prince, but you're certainly the Prince of Passion. \ \ I think my eardrums Love is in the air. are broken. At least I think O / / that's love. O . / // / / | . o ) ////////// | (. (. (//////// . ) ( O @ (/(// ( . ) (^ //(( (. ,- ) 8_ /_ . ) . |/| ( . / \ . ) ----|.|------------------------------------------------------------- b'ger '-' _ _ ####' _ _ W W ###' // .- \\ ##' '. \\ //# \00""7/ \ /(_)_.' | (( )) m m / / Incredible! Baby you light my fire. I've never been so moved. ------ Would you like to come back to my pad and hop into bed? | | Cool, Prince. Let's go! / Could someone please .,,,. hand me my drink? (~~~))) Love is a many | . e ((() splendored thing. | (^ (((( | ,- ~_((((() | |/| __CO_ / )))))) ----|.|-----------__/ _/ ----------------------------------------- b'ger '-' \(@___77 "" "" ------- Hey Joris, maybe you and I could... / / Don't even think about it! \ What about me baby. \ / / Garcon! a _____ sickness bag, `, (((_ \ s'il vous ___ # 6 6 \ \ /_,/\ ___ plait. |/ ? / ) ) /" ( /// \ / | , )\ =__ `, \ .Y___ / //-[.[.] /__/\ \____ _\ (__ \ \(__ \|\ _\ ,- / \_/ \ )' \_/ \ ) / (\ =| {-} |/| / < _____ _> \ ( ( \ \ |. ||\ /)\\ # ----|.|--/___/ ,___/___\---'----'--------'-----'------------------ b'ger '-' |\/ ------- Cheeky bestiality. A dangerous obsession or path to true love? You decide. ____ .'" ' "> As I am, so you will be. / \ So lighten up already! | _ _ | )(_) (_)(|} jjs...@yahoo.com { 4A } / \uLuJJ/\l http://www.jjs-ascii.20m.com/ /nnm_n// \_>-<_/ jjs
On 6 Dec 2001 05:34:05 -0800, jjs...@yahoo.com (jjs) wrote: > > > - Sigh - How romantic. I > Let's make the magic happen. wish someone would kiss ME > O there. I see a real spark > o developing between these two. >What's that giant \ >sucking sound? Mmm, tastes like chicken. \ > \ O > \ o > `, \ , | , / > ___ # = smooch = /_,/\ > |/ ? / , | , \.,,,. /" ( > | , )\ (~~~))) .Y_/ / > /__/\ \____ _ _ ((() \(__ > ,- / \// \ _00__^ )))) / (\ > |/| / < _____ _> \ _\- \__(((() |. ||\ >-----|.|--/___/ ,___/___\--_\-)--)-,/_----------------------'-----'--- >b'ger'-' |\/ > o > O > O > I shouldn't eat here. Barflies always give me gas... > What the?! I meant a kiss on the lips! The lips!... > ...Hey! That feels pretty swee- > > > > HAHAHA sheesh, too funny -- _________________________________________________ /| _____________________________________________ | //| | _ _ _ _______ _____ | | // | | | \/ \/ \\__ __\ _ \ .irc.bluedwarf.net.| | //__| | | \ \ \_ \ \ __/ .www.bluedwarf.net.| | \\ | | | \__\ \ \\ \ \ | | \\ | | |_____\ \__\_____\___\ -=MikeChat=- | | \\| |_____________________________________________| | \|_________________________________________________|
jjs...@yahoo.com (jjs) writes: > ,------------------------------------------------------------. > ,' () () ', > ; _ () _() () /V\_ /oo_ ; > ; ~ (6) (v _/||\ //L /\ /\ ; > ; " "" /\ / / / / ; > '--------------------------------------------------------------' > O > O > Oh! The humanity! o Wow! What fireworks! > \ | / > \ \ ,, / _ , > ,` (' `,'"`._ , , > -- # o o _,-( , ( ` ').-.-. /_,/\ > c \| (' ( ) )_ /oo ( , > /( 0| (' ) `) .Y__ / > ___ / /\__\ (' ` B A N G ! `).' \(__ > ,- / \_/ \ '.` ) `) / (\ > |/| / < _____ _> \ (` '._00__. )'`).)_) |. ||\ > ----|.|-/____/ ,___/__\-- `"_\()). `-`-` ')`------------'-----'--- > b'ger '-' |\/ \')' )_;.;-`-_.' > > O > O > o > ,------------------------------------------------------. > ,' ) _00__ ', > ; _ (( oo__) OO_ _\- \__ ; > ; ~ (6) (oo) (_-_/= c(-__\7 \-)--)-,/ ; > ; " " " " " " ; > '--------------------------------------------------------' Great. > I think my eardrums Love is in the air. > are broken. At least I think > O / / that's love. > O . / // / / | . > o ) ////////// | (. > (. (//////// . ) > ( O @ (/(// ( > . ) (^ //(( (. > ,- ) 8_ /_ . ) . > |/| ( . / \ . ) > ----|.|------------------------------------------------------------- > b'ger '-' _ _ ####' _ _ LOL at Joris and Rufus reactions. > Could someone please .,,,. > hand me my drink? (~~~))) Love is a many > | . e ((() splendored thing. > | (^ (((( | > ,- ~_((((() | > |/| __CO_ / )))))) > ----|.|-----------__/ _/ ----------------------------------------- > b'ger '-' \(@___77 ROTFL from Joris total nonchallance. That must be the best 'toon I have ever seen here. Up with the best of Red Baron. -- Neil Franklin, nei...@franklin.ch.remove http://neil.franklin.ch/ Hacker, Unix Guru, El Eng HTL/BSc, Sysadmin, Archer, Roleplayer - Intellectual Property is Intellectual Robbery
On Wed, 5 Dec 2001 23:05:41 +0100, "CeeJay" <use...@ceejay.cjb.REMOVEnet> provoked the following text: >> Adultery or Fornication (living togeather while not married or having sex with >someone that is not your spouse) results in a fine of $500 and/or 6 months in >prison. (Mississippi state law -Sec. 97-29-1) > >*lol* >American state laws .. some are really idiotic and out there .. there is even a >website listing the sillyest laws. >Did you know that in some states oral sex is illegal ? I do, i got all those silly laws from http://www.dumblaws.com Amongst the places where oral sex is prohibited are: Tennessee Oklahoma North Carolina South Carolina Arkansas Florida Indiana Minnesota Maryland Also in San Francisco and in Singapore does this law apply. -- __ ___ / ) _/_ _(_ /'_ _ _ /(_/()/)(/(-/ / (/(-(/(-/) _/ Castrate me to reply by e-mail Before Xerox, five carbons were the maximum extension of anybody's ego
On Wed, 5 Dec 2001 23:51:18 +0100, "Kevertje" <kev...@mail.ru> provoked the following text: >> American state laws .. some are really idiotic and out there .. there is >> even a website listing the sillyest laws. >> Did you know that in some states oral sex is illegal ? >> >I know there's at least 1 state where it's illegal for a woman to drive a >car *unless* a man walks in front of the car waving a red flag to warn >pedestrians :-) It's illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians. (Memphis, Tennessee city law) That one? >I wonder who ever came up with that... I think that law was made early in the 20th century, back when women were considered to be less intelligent or capable of using machines than men. -- __ ___ / ) _/_ _(_ /'_ _ _ /(_/()/)(/(-/ / (/(-(/(-/) _/ Castrate me to reply by e-mail When one woman was asked how long she had been going to symphony concerts, she paused to calculate and replied, "Forty-seven years -- and I find I mind it less and less." -- Louise Andrews Kent
On 6 Dec 2001 11:54:11 GMT, Gerfried Fuchs <use...@pinguin.pte.at> provoked the following text: >> American state laws .. some are really idiotic and out there .. there is even a >> website listing the sillyest laws. > > Do you have the URI at hand? I found it once but can't find it >anymore... URI? You mean URL? (Uniform Resource Locator) I already mentioned the URL, but here it is again: http://www.dumblaws.com -- __ ___ / ) _/_ _(_ /'_ _ _ /(_/()/)(/(-/ / (/(-(/(-/) _/ Castrate me to reply by e-mail If you are convicted of littering three times, you will have to clean the streets on Sundays with a bib on saying,"I am a litterer." This will then be broadcasted on the local news. (Singaporese law)
> I do, i got all those silly laws from http://www.dumblaws.com
Looking through the laws I see some sensible laws and laws that however odd they
may sound serve a good purpose.
I wonder why they were admitted to the database .. seems there are some dumb
webmasters too.
Can you spot some law amongst the dumb law that when you think about it aren't
as dumb as they would first appear ?
Preferably some from your own country.
I'm Danish .. do you want some explanations for some of the laws from Denmark ?
"CeeJay" <use...@ceejay.cjb.REMOVEnet> skrev i meddelandet news:3c0ffec2$0$77396$edf...@dspool01.news.tele.dk... > > I do, i got all those silly laws from http://www.dumblaws.com > > Looking through the laws I see some sensible laws and laws that however odd they > may sound serve a good purpose. > I wonder why they were admitted to the database .. seems there are some dumb > webmasters too. > > Can you spot some law amongst the dumb law that when you think about it aren't > as dumb as they would first appear ? > Preferably some from your own country. > > I'm Danish .. do you want some explanations for some of the laws from Denmark ? I had the exact same feeling when I read the Danish laws on that website a while ago. Like the one saying that you have to turn on the lights when you turn on the engine so that people won't be surprised when a car by the curb "suddenly" moves... -- [NO SIG TODAY.]
On 2001-12-06 jjs...@yahoo.com (jjs) said:
>For the following, I want to apologize to the characters, the
>artists, the readers, God, my country, and my family. I just
>found the butt kissing pic so funny. ;)
>
> [...merciful snip...]
>
>Cheeky bestiality. A dangerous obsession or path to true love?
>You decide.
--
Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
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Donderfliegen wrote: > Gerfried Fuchs wrote: > > Do you have the URI at hand? I found it once but can't find it > >anymore... > > URI? You mean URL? (Uniform Resource Locator) He probably meant URI. It's a more general term (a URL is a URI but a URI doesn't have to be a URL). IIRC, the 'I' is for "Identifier". -- ##### c ^ OO /\\\\ ##### | /|\ `^^^^^^^%-- '||` | \\\\ #### <@ \ / \ " " \ ha ha ha dd / @> \\\| ### _| |_ \\| ### (_ http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ _) == \ / A S C I I A R T C H A T \ ||\
Gerfried Fuchs <use...@pinguin.pte.at> wrote: >* Michael Schierl <sch...@gmx.de> [2001-12-05 21:00]: >> yes, it would be better if i had provided an URL. >> But i downloaded the Jargon file from www.jargon.org and did not know >> that you can link to the entries directly. > >You can link almost everything. And the usenet laws especially aren't >a thing that is /only/ availabe in the jargon files ;) Ever tried >google on "usenet laws"? Yes, i got a page on www.bruhaha.de, saved it locally, but as it is in German, I did not want to link to it. And it is a bit difficult to go online while being somewhere far away from my telephone connection with my laptop and reading/writing news. (They will be sent in the evening...) >> And I thought that this law should be known by most of the people here >> as it is mentioned in the Jargon file. > >In here is an ascii art group and no usenet fanatic group ;)) >Although there are often crossposts from some fanatic groups.... Yes, you are right. >> obAscii: "Webnocken"[1] (rotating...) > Don't remind that special spam though I guess I've received it, too. sorry. But i thought is was kind of "funny" spam, as it made me laugh... > There are usually more meanings that just one in a translation. >Translating sex as Geschlecht isn't wrong at all. Ack. >And the Nocken >translation of cam is meant like in "Nockenwelle", cam shaft. but they should know "web cam", I think. BTW, once i tried to translate a paper about the tower of London using Babelfish. It became "Der Aufsatz von London"! LOL. > Local >translation stuff ([1] & [2]) helps :) babelfish is true fun but it >offers only one solution. <http://dict.leo.org/> is better to that >respect. >[2] <ftp://ftp.math.uni-hamburg.de/pub/misc/dicts/translate-0.5.tgz> >[1] <ftp://ftp.math.uni-hamburg.de/pub/misc/dicts/en-de.ISO-8859-1.vok.tgz> I'll take a look at these links. as this is really off topic here, Followup-To: poster. Michael
On Fri, 7 Dec 2001 00:28:10 +0100, "CeeJay" <use...@ceejay.cjb.REMOVEnet> provoked the following text: >> I do, i got all those silly laws from http://www.dumblaws.com > >Looking through the laws I see some sensible laws and laws that however odd they >may sound serve a good purpose. >I wonder why they were admitted to the database .. seems there are some dumb >webmasters too. > >Can you spot some law amongst the dumb law that when you think about it aren't >as dumb as they would first appear ? >Preferably some from your own country. That would be difficult. The only laws from Holland in that archive are: - It is legal to smoke pot, buy it, or have less than 5 grams with you. And: - Prostitution is legal but the prostitutes must pay taxes like any other business. >I'm Danish .. do you want some explanations for some of the laws from Denmark ? Let me see... "If a horse drawn carriage is trying to pass a car and the horse becomes uneasy, the owner of the car is required to pull over and if necessary, cover the car." Ahem, cover it with what? I usually only have my coat with me... "Attempt to escape from prison is not illegal, however, if one he is caught he is required to serve out the remainder of his term." Now that's just not fair. I think someone should be rewarded for attempting to escape! "No one may start a car while someone is underneath the vehicle." You Danish sure know how to take the fun out of starting your car. "When driving, you must have someone in front of your car with a flag to warn horse drawn carriages that a motorcar is coming." So how come Denmark don't hold the world record for the Marathon? "Any carport added to a building increases the value of the building by 15.5 times the cost of building the addition." _That_ is a law??? -- __ ___ / ) _/_ _(_ /'_ _ _ /(_/()/)(/(-/ / (/(-(/(-/) _/ Castrate me to reply by e-mail "One planet is all you get."
* Donderfliegen <ppu...@chello.balls.nl> [2001-12-06 22:59]: > On 6 Dec 2001 11:54:11 GMT, Gerfried Fuchs <use...@pinguin.pte.at> provoked > the following text: >> Do you have the URI at hand? I found it once but can't find it >>anymore... > > URI? You mean URL? (Uniform Resource Locator) I meant URI, like Veronica kindly already pointed out :) That reminds me of that great Dilbert comic from somewhere back in the time. It went a little bit like this: PHB (PointHairy Boss): I was in a meeting with some collegues from other companys and they all had URIs. Why don't we have those? D (Dilbert): We have our web addresses. But we can change them to URIs. I assume it will take me one week. PHB: Do so. .... or something like this. Sadly the Dilbert archive doesn't have the great search function like the userfriendly archive[1], where you can type in "titanic" and are pointed at one of the most terrific cartoons Illiad produced :) > I already mentioned the URL, but here it is again: > http://www.dumblaws.com Thanks, I saw it after my post was sent. I often write offline with not all the new posts at hand so please don't get too upset :) obASCII: .ww, 3ooE dustpuppy - by me, I don't really remember who diddled it to 'mm` look correct *hmmm* JL So long! Alfie [1] <http://www.userfriendly.org/cartoons/archives/> -- Wo wir schon bei Schn�ppchenbestrafungen sind: ich finde � 307 StGB hat ein recht ordentliches Preis-Leistungs-Verh�ltnis. Soviel Bums f�r sowenig Strafe gibt sonst nirgendwo. -- Holger Lembke in de.soc.recht.misc
Gerfried Fuchs <use...@pinguin.pte.at> writes: > * Donderfliegen <ppu...@chello.balls.nl> [2001-12-06 22:59]: > >> Do you have the URI at hand? I found it once but can't find it > >>anymore... > > > > URI? You mean URL? (Uniform Resource Locator) > I meant URI, like Veronica kindly already pointed out :) He most likey really meant URL :-). From http://www.w3.org/Addressing/: ------------------------ UR* Terms The basic picture, specified in section 1.2. URI, URL, and URN of RFC 2396, looks like this: _______________________________________________________ | ________________ | | | ftp: | | | | gopher: | | | | http: __|____________ | | | etc | | urn: | | | |_____________|__| | | | URLs | | | | |_______________| | | URNs | |_______________________________________________________| URIs URI Uniform Resource Identifier. The generic set of all names/addresses that are short strings that refer to resources. URL Uniform Resource Locator. An informal term (no longer used in technical specifications) associated with popular URI schemes: http, ftp, mailto, etc. URN Uniform Resource Name. 1.An URI that has an institutional commitment to persistence, availability, etc. Note that this sort of URI may also be a URL. See, for example, PURLs. 2.A particular scheme, urn:, specified by RFC2141 and related documents, intended to serve as persistent, location-independent, resource identifiers. ------------------------ I doubt strongly, that Donderfliegen will be satisfied with an URN, as any normal publicly used browser can not use them. So he really needs an URL. -- Neil Franklin, nei...@franklin.ch.remove http://neil.franklin.ch/ Hacker, Unix Guru, El Eng HTL/BSc, Sysadmin, Archer, Roleplayer - Intellectual Property is Intellectual Robbery
On 8 Dec 2001 03:18:30 GMT, Gerfried Fuchs <use...@pinguin.pte.at> provoked the following text: >>> Do you have the URI at hand? I found it once but can't find it >>>anymore... >> >> URI? You mean URL? (Uniform Resource Locator) > > I meant URI, like Veronica kindly already pointed out :) I still don't understand... > That reminds me of that great Dilbert comic from somewhere back in the >time. It went a little bit like this: > >PHB (PointHairy Boss): I was in a meeting with some collegues from other > companys and they all had URIs. Why don't we have those? >D (Dilbert): We have our web addresses. But we can change them to URIs. > I assume it will take me one week. >PHB: Do so. <g> sounds like a good one. >> I already mentioned the URL, but here it is again: >> http://www.dumblaws.com > > Thanks, I saw it after my post was sent. I often write offline with >not all the new posts at hand so please don't get too upset :) OOooohhh... I'm sooooo upset! You poo-poo head! :-) -- __ ___ / ) _/_ _(_ /'_ _ _ /(_/()/)(/(-/ / (/(-(/(-/) _/ Castrate me to reply by e-mail Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart, piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes. (Pennsylvania state law)
On 08 Dec 2001 17:46:00 +0100, Neil Franklin <nei...@franklin.ch.remove> provoked the following text: >UR* Terms > >The basic picture, specified in section 1.2. URI, URL, and URN of >RFC 2396, looks like this: > > _______________________________________________________ > | ________________ | > | | ftp: | | > | | gopher: | | > | | http: __|____________ | > | | etc | | urn: | | > | |_____________|__| | | > | URLs | | | > | |_______________| | > | URNs | > |_______________________________________________________| > URIs > >URI > Uniform Resource Identifier. The generic set of all names/addresses > that are short strings that refer to resources. I already suspected something like that, but i wasn't sure where t get the info on this. Thanks for enhancing my knowledge! >URL > Uniform Resource Locator. An informal term (no longer used in > technical specifications) associated with popular URI schemes: > http, ftp, mailto, etc. Knew that! :-) >URN > Uniform Resource Name. > 1.An URI that has an institutional commitment to persistence, > availability, etc. Note that this sort of URI may also be a > URL. See, for example, PURLs. > 2.A particular scheme, urn:, specified by RFC2141 and related > documents, intended to serve as persistent, location-independent, > resource identifiers. >------------------------ > >I doubt strongly, that Donderfliegen will be satisfied with an URN, as >any normal publicly used browser can not use them. So he really needs >an URL. Makes me wonder what an URN would look like... If i understand correctly, an IP address is an URN too, or am i way off here? -- __ ___ / ) _/_ _(_ /'_ _ _ /(_/()/)(/(-/ / (/(-(/(-/) _/ Castrate me to reply by e-mail All science is either physics or stamp collecting. -- E. Rutherford
ppu...@chello.balls.nl (Donderfliegen) writes: > On 08 Dec 2001 17:46:00 +0100, Neil Franklin <nei...@franklin.ch.remove> > provoked the following text: > > >URN > > Uniform Resource Name. > > 1.An URI that has an institutional commitment to persistence, > > availability, etc. Note that this sort of URI may also be a > > URL. See, for example, PURLs. > > 2.A particular scheme, urn:, specified by RFC2141 and related > > documents, intended to serve as persistent, location-independent, > > resource identifiers. > >------------------------ > > > >I doubt strongly, that Donderfliegen will be satisfied with an URN, as > >any normal publicly used browser can not use them. So he really needs > >an URL. > > Makes me wonder what an URN would look like... I have never seen an example. I do not think it is defined, apart from the urn: beginning being reserved for them. > If i understand correctly, an > IP address is an URN too, or am i way off here? AFAIK IP addresses (and anything else physical) make an URI exactly non-URN-able. Todays URLs are essentially IP address or hostname and then something local. So they can get broken when a document changes server (say because you move webspace provider), or of it changes place in your sites directory hierarchy. The "fix" used today is to have an per-institution (that can be an individual author) something.domain sitename as DNS CNAME that points to the current host. And then inside the sites hierarchy not move the documents. That is why I as private person have my own domain franklin.ch, because I can only so ensure my URLs to stay intact. My first website was an classic www.provider.dom/neil.franklin and all URLs failled when I had to change due to the provider folding up. And no redirects for obvious reasons (server gone). I learned and got a domain. URNs were intended as an different method of server/space-independant document ID numbers, a bit like the "library of congress" IDs to reference a document. Needless to say this turned out to be complicated to implement (it most likely needs an entire distributed database into which documents must be "checked in"). So not surprisingly it never took place (or at least never became publically known). The "fix" was good enough and immediately available. The nearest things to URNs I know are the Freenet document IDs, and they are a bugger to use. Plus the entire Freenet sydtem is unreliable. So todays browsers are most likely not even URN capable. So URI simply becomes technodazzle for intellectuals to use to make themselves sound better informed. Real web users though need URLs, and should demand such. -- Neil Franklin, nei...@franklin.ch.remove http://neil.franklin.ch/ Hacker, Unix Guru, El Eng HTL/BSc, Sysadmin, Archer, Roleplayer - Intellectual Property is Intellectual Robbery
Neil Franklin wrote: > Gerfried Fuchs writes: > > Donderfliegen wrote: > > > Gerfried Fuchs wrote: > > > > > > > > Do you have the URI at hand? I found it once but can't find it > > > > anymore... > > > > > > URI? You mean URL? (Uniform Resource Locator) > > > > I meant URI, like Veronica kindly already pointed out :) > > He most likey really meant URL :-). Why not *read* the line right before your response. > From http://www.w3.org/Addressing/: <snip> > I doubt strongly, that Donderfliegen will be satisfied with an URN, as > any normal publicly used browser can not use them. So he really needs > an URL. *You're* the one who entered "URN" into the discussion. -- ##### c ^ OO /\\\\ ##### | /|\ `^^^^^^^%-- '||` | \\\\ #### <@ \ / \ " " \ ha ha ha dd / @> \\\| ### _| |_ \\| ### (_ http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ _) == \ / A S C I I A R T C H A T \ ||\
Veronica Karlsson <asc...@hotmail.com> writes: > Neil Franklin wrote: > > Gerfried Fuchs writes: > > > Donderfliegen wrote: > > > > Gerfried Fuchs wrote: > > > > > > > > > > Do you have the URI at hand? I found it once but can't find it > > > > > anymore... > > > > > > > > URI? You mean URL? (Uniform Resource Locator) > > > > > > I meant URI, like Veronica kindly already pointed out :) > > > > He most likey really meant URL :-). > > Why not *read* the line right before your response. Because Gerfried Fuchs wrote that he wanted an URI, but he was erring, as he wants an URL. If he ordered an URI he could be given an URN, which would be useless for him. And I strongly doubt he wants something useless. :-) > > From http://www.w3.org/Addressing/: > > *You're* the one who entered "URN" into the discussion. To point out that URI=URL+URN and that no one here wants an URN, so order URL, not URI. Complicated, I know... -- Neil Franklin, nei...@franklin.ch.remove http://neil.franklin.ch/ Hacker, Unix Guru, El Eng HTL/BSc, Sysadmin, Archer, Roleplayer - Intellectual Property is Intellectual Robbery
Donderfliegen wrote: > I already suspected something like that, but i wasn't sure where t get the > info on this. Thanks for enhancing my knowledge! > Makes me wonder what an URN would look like... If i understand correctly, an > IP address is an URN too, or am i way off here? The best resource to search that kind of stuff http://www.whatis.com/ joris
jjs wrote: > > For the following, I want to apologize to the characters, the > artists, the readers, God, my country, and my family. I just > found the butt kissing pic so funny. ;) > > Bwwaaaahahahahahah!!! That one simply killed me. :D joris
ann...@oal.com wrote: > > On 2001-12-05 ppu...@chello.balls.nl (Donderfliegen) said: [snip] > And now we weel go to my luxurious > castle in Toulon and...and, eat zee > snails, or zummzing... > / > __,,, > /' _\ > \C '\' Cool, Prince. Let's go! > \ -_| / > ___/ /___,_____ .,,,. > /` ~ \/-___ (~~~))) > / , . _\_.// / . . ((() > / _/\ / (^ (((( > ,- \ | \ / ~_((((() > |/| \ | \ _ | / )))))) > ----|.|--------/_/--,-----,----------------------------------------- > b'ger '-' /// Too funny cartoon Annie :) joris
ann...@oal.com wrote: > > On 2001-12-05 ppu...@chello.balls.nl (Donderfliegen) said: > > >Oh Annie! Someone wants you to kiss him! > > > `, \ , | , / > ___ # = smooch = /_,/\ > |/ ? / , | , \.,,,. /" ( > | , )\ (~~~))) .Y_/ / > /__/\ \____ _ _ ((() \(__ > ,- / \// \ _00__^ )))) / (\ > |/| / < _____ _> \ _\- \__(((() |. ||\ > -----|.|--/___/ ,___/___\--_\-)--)-,/_----------------------'-----'--- > b'ger'-' |\/ That was a nice kiss. I gotta tell 'em now... | ...that you're a Frenchman. | Yes, but a nice one... | | | shame on me. | | | `, You're a disgrace o o # to France. |/ ? | | - )\ / /__/\ \____ / ,- / \_/ \ _==__ |/| / < _____ _> \ _\- \__ -|.|--/___/ ,___/___\--_\-)--)-,/_ '-' |\/ Shut up now or I'll eat both your legs! \ With a nice glas of Chablis... | preferably from 1986. \ `, - - # The 1997 is lovely too. |/ ? | | e )\ / /__/\ \____ / ,- / \_/ \ _==__ |/| / < _____ _> \ _\* \__ -|.|--/___/ ,___/___\--_\-)--)-,/_ '-' |\/ b'ger Hey!.. what did you do that for?? | 'told you to shut up. | \ | But your were right... | | | 1997 isn't bad. | \ | `, | - - # | chomp |/ ? | chomp |.( )\ / /__/\ \____ / / \_/ \ _OO__ \-/ / < _____ _> \ \= \ - |---/___/ ,___/___\-----)--)'---- '-' |\/ b'ger joris
* Neil Franklin <nei...@franklin.ch.remove> [2001-12-09 23:10]: > Veronica Karlsson <asc...@hotmail.com> writes: >> Why not *read* the line right before your response. > > Because Gerfried Fuchs wrote that he wanted an URI, but he was erring, > as he wants an URL. If he ordered an URI he could be given an URN, which > would be useless for him. And I strongly doubt he wants something > useless. :-) Why do you think that it would be useless to me? What do you know about me that maybe even I don't know about myself? Just wondering. Let me decide myself if it would be useless, can you? :) >> *You're* the one who entered "URN" into the discussion. > > To point out that URI=URL+URN and that no one here wants an URN, so > order URL, not URI. Complicated, I know... If you can give me an URN I might be happy with it, too. Please let me decide myself, alright? So long! Alfie [don't nitpick with me ;] -- <morgoth> jeder is ma unf�hig, ich hoffe nur das das bald aufh�rt <weasel> morgoth: das legt sie nie, glaubs mir * weasel spricht da aus eigener erfahrung -- #debian.de
On 2001-12-10 svz...@xs4all.nl said:
>Too funny cartoon Annie :)
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On 2001-12-10 svz...@xs4all.nl said:
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