Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 20 Sep 1998.
Important financial information
alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 20 Sep 1998
Yeah right !?!?!?! If someone wants to get ripped off, just try this. It's allready illegal in the Netherlands and other European countries, so- "beep" off- with your bull"beep"shit if you don't have anything to say about archery !!!!!!! Arthur (NL) Bob Smyth schreef: > $$MAKING MONEY$$ > > I found this on a bulletin board and decided to try it. A little while > back, > I was browsing through newsgroups, just like you are now, and came > across an > article similar to this that said you could make thousands of dollars > within > weeks with only an initial investment of $6.00! So I thought, "Yeah > right, > this must be a scam", but like most of us, I was curious, so I kept > reading. > > It said to send $1.00 to each of the 6 names and address > stated in the article. Then, place your own name and address in the > bottom of the list at #6, and post the article in at least 200 > newsgroups. > (There are thousands) No catch, that was it. So after thinking it > over, and > talking to a few people first, I thought about trying it. I figured: > "what > have I got to lose except 6 stamps and $6.00, right?" Then I invested > the > measly $6.00. > > Well GUESS WHAT!!... within 7 days, I started getting money in > the mail! I was shocked! I figured it would end soon, but the money > just > kept coming in. In my first week, I made about $25.00. By the end of > the > second week I had made a total of over $1,000.00! In the third week I > had > over $10,000.00 and it's still growing. This is now my fourth week and > I > have made a total of just over $42,000.00 and it's still coming in > rapidly. > It's certainly worth $6.00, and 6 stamps, I have spent more than that > on > the lottery!! > > Let me tell you how this works and most importantly, why it > works. Also, make sure you print a copy of this article NOW, so you > can > get the information off of it as you need it. I promise you that if > you > follow the directions exactly, that you will start making more money > than > you thought possible by doing something so easy! > Suggestion: Read this entire message carefully! (print it out or > download > it.) Follow the simple directions and watch the money come in! > It's easy. It's legal. And, your investment is only $6.00 (Plus > postage) > > IMPORTANT: This is not a rip-off; it is not indecent; it is not > illegal; > and it is virtually no risk - it really works!!!! > > If all of the following instructions are adhered to, you will receive > extraordinary dividends. > PLEASE NOTE: Please follow these directions EXACTLY, and $50,000 or > more > can be yours in 20 to 60 days. This program remains successful because > of the > honesty and integrity of the participants. Please continue its success > by > carefully adhering to the instructions. > > You will now become part of the Mail Order business. In this business > your > product is not solid and tangible, it's a service. You are in the > business > of developing Mailing Lists. Many large corporations are happy to pay > big > bucks for quality lists. However, the money made from the mailing > lists is > secondary to the income which is made from people like you and me > asking to > be included in that list. > > Here are the 4 easy steps to success: > STEP 1: Get 6 separate pieces of paper and write the following on each > > piece of paper "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST." Now get 6 US > $1.00 bills and > place ONE inside EACH of the 6 pieces of paper so the bill will not be > seen > through the envelope (to prevent thievery). Next, place one paper in > each > of the 6 envelopes and seal them. You should now have 6 sealed > envelopes, each > with a piece of paper stating the above phrase, your name and address, > and > a $1.00 bill. What you are doing is creating a service. THIS IS > ABSOLUTELY > LEGAL! You are requesting a legitimate service and you are paying for > it! > Like most of us I was a little skeptical and a little worried about > the > legal aspects of it all. So I checked it out with the U.S. Post Office > > (1-800-725-2161) and they confirmed that it is indeed legal! Mail the > 6 > envelopes to the following addresses: > > #1) Michael - 12301 Studebaker #219 - Norwalk, CA 90650 > #2) Oyesiku - 1210 Woodycrest Ave. #3a - Bronx,NY 10452 > #3) Melinda - 9055 Wiles Rd #201 - Coral Springs, FL 33067. > #4) Eric - 161b cure-ouellet - Val Dor, Que,Canada j9p 5v1 > #5) Christine K. � 431 W. 31st Street � Long Beach, CA 90806 > #6) Bob S. - 403 Knolls View Dr. - Fuquay-Varina, NC 27526 > > STEP 2: Now take the #1 name off the list that you see above, move the > > other names up (6 becomes 5, 5 becomes 4, etc...) and add YOUR Name as > number > 6 on the list. > STEP 3: Change anything you need to, but try to keep this article as > close > to original as possible. Now, post your amended article to at least > 200 > newsgroups. (I think there are close to 24,000 groups) All you need is > 200, > but remember, the more you post, the more money you make! > > This is perfectly legal! If you have any doubts, refer to Title 18 > Sec. > 1302 & 1341 of the Postal lottery laws. Keep a copy of these steps for > yourself > and, whenever you need money, you can use it again, and again. > > PLEASE REMEMBER that this program remains successful because of the > honesty > and integrity of the participants and by their carefully adhering to > the > directions. Look at it this way. If you are of integrity, the program > will > continue and the money that so many others have received will come > your > way. > > NOTE: You may want to retain every name and address sent to you, > either on > a computer or hard copy and keep the notes people send you. This > VERIFIES > that you are truly providing a service. > So, as each post is downloaded and the directions carefully followed, > six > members will be reimbursed for their participation as a List Developer > with > one dollar each. Your name will move up the list geometrically so that > when > your name reaches the #1 position you will be receiving thousands of > dollars in CASH!!! What an opportunity for only $6.00 ($1.00 for each > of the first > six people listed above) Send it now, add your own name to the list > and > you're in business! > > ---DIRECTIONS ----- FOR HOW TO POST TO NEWSGROUPS------------ > Step 1) You do not need to re-type this entire letter to do your own > posting. Simply put your cursor at the beginning of this letter and > drag > your cursor to the bottom of this document, and select 'copy' from the > edit > menu. This will copy the entire letter into the computer's memory. > Step 2) > Open a blank 'notepad' file and place your cursor at the top of the > blank > page. From the 'edit' menu select 'paste'. This will paste a copy of > the > letter into notepad so that you can add your name to the list. Step 3) > Save > your new notepad file as a .txt file. If you want to do your postings > in > different settings, you'll always have this file to go back to. Step > 4) Use > Netscape or Internet explorer and try searching for various newsgroups > > (on-line forums, message boards, chat sites, discussions.) Step 5) > Visit > these message boards and post this article as a new message by > highlighting > the text of this letter and selecting paste from the edit menu. Fill > in the > Subject, this will be the header that everyone sees as they scroll > through > the list of postings in a particular group, click the post message > button. > You're done with your first one! Congratulations...THAT'S IT! All you > have > to do is jump to different newsgroups and post away, after you get the > hang > of it, it will take about 30 seconds for each newsgroup! **REMEMBER, > THE > MORE NEWSGROUPS YOU POST IN, THE MORE MONEY YOU WILL > MAKE!! BUT YOU HAVE TO > POST A MINIMUM OF 200** That's it! You will begin receiving money from > > around the world within days! You may eventually want to rent a > P.O.Box due > to the large amount of mail you will receive. If you wish to stay > anonymous, you can invent a name to use, as long as the postman will > deliver it. **JUST MAKE SURE ALL THE ADDRESSES ARE CORRECT.** > Now the why part: Assume for example you get a 7.5% return, which is > very > conservative. > 1) when you mail out 200 letters, 15 people will send you $1.00, > 2) those 15 mail out 200 letters, 225 people will send you $1.00 > 3) those 225 mail out 200 letters, 3,375 people will send you $1.00 > 4) those 3,375 mail out 200 letters, 50,625 people will send you $1.00 > > 5) those 3,375 mail out 200 letters, 759,375 people will send you > $1.00 > By now your name has dropped off the list, but so far you have > received at > least $759,375.00!! > With an original investment of only $6.00! AMAZING! When your name is > no > longer on the list, you just take the latest posting in the > newsgroups, and > send out another $6.00 to names on the list, putting your name at > number 6 > again. And start posting again. The thing to remember is: do you > realize > that thousands of people all over the world are joining the internet > and > reading these articles everyday?, JUST LIKE YOU are now!! So, can you > afford $6.00 and see if it really works?? I think so... People have > said, "what if > the plan is played out and no one sends you the money? So what! What > are > the chances of that happening when there are tons of new honest users > and new > honest people who are joining the internet and newsgroups everyday and > are > willing to give it a try? Estimates are at 20,000 to 50,000 new users, > > every day, with thousands of those joining the actual internet. > Remember, play > FAIRLY and HONESTLY and this will really work!
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