Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 19 Sep 1998.
PC's Ten Commandments
alt.ascii-art
· 13 messages · 19 Sep 1998 - 30 Sep 1998
Inspired by the recent, poorly illustrated,
discussions posted here I started to write an essay
(seems to be "in" these days)... but I drew you one instead.
[PC's Ten Commandments]
1/ PC is Right.
2/ PC is always Right.
3/ Thou shalt convert ascii art
_____ _____ in any computer formats.
," "." ", for it will remain ascii art.
/ PC's Ten \ 4/ Thou shalt praise PC's ascii art.
| COMMANDMENTS | 5/ Thou shalt bow for PC,
| - | for PC is MIGHTY.
| I VI | 6/ Those who dare to discredit PC
| | | will be refered as -Asciigangstein-.
| II VII | 7/ Thou shalt never skip PC's post.
| | | 8/ Thou shalt bookmark PC's website.
| III VIII | 9/ Thou shalt not make fun of PC.
| | | 10/ Thou shalt learn PC's Ten Commandments
| IV IX | or burn is ascii Hell.
| | |
| V X |
,,,,|______b'ger______|,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
I suggest this should be posted every month; for newbies you know.
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/_ /\ \____ joris bellenger (b'ger)
/ \_/ \ e-mail: svz...@xs4all.nl
http://www.xs4all.nl/~svzanten/joris/ascii/main.html
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> [PC's Ten Commandments] > > 1/ PC is Right. > 2/ PC is always Right. > 3/ Thou shalt convert ascii art > _____ _____ in any computer formats. > ," "." ", for it will remain ascii art. > / PC's Ten \ 4/ Thou shalt praise PC's ascii art. > | COMMANDMENTS | 5/ Thou shalt bow for PC, > | - | for PC is MIGHTY. > | I VI | 6/ Those who dare to discredit PC > | | | will be refered as -Asciigangstein-. > | II VII | 7/ Thou shalt never skip PC's post. > | | | 8/ Thou shalt bookmark PC's website. > | III VIII | 9/ Thou shalt not make fun of PC. > | | | 10/ Thou shalt learn PC's Ten Commandments > | IV IX | or burn is ascii Hell. > | | | > | V X | > ,,,,|______b'ger______|,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Ha ha ha ha! I award 4 Frogsteins! .oo .oo .oo .oo ( -) ( -) ( -) ( -) " " " " " " " " ========================================================= [] .oo Visit the Gallery of the 'steins! [] [] ( -) http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/ [] [] " " Frogstein, who has a point behind his eyes [] =========================================================
Pete Casso wrote: > > [PC's Ten Commandments] > > > > 1/ PC is Right. > > 2/ PC is always Right. > > 3/ Thou shalt convert ascii art > > _____ _____ in any computer formats. > > ," "." ", for it will remain ascii art. > > / PC's Ten \ 4/ Thou shalt praise PC's ascii art. > > | COMMANDMENTS | 5/ Thou shalt bow for PC, > > | - | for PC is MIGHTY. > > | I VI | 6/ Those who dare to discredit PC > > | | | will be refered as -Asciigangstein-. > > | II VII | 7/ Thou shalt never skip PC's post. > > | | | 8/ Thou shalt bookmark PC's website. > > | III VIII | 9/ Thou shalt not make fun of PC. > > | | | 10/ Thou shalt learn PC's Ten Commandments > > | IV IX | or burn is ascii Hell. > > | | | > > | V X | > > ,,,,|______b'ger______|,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, > > Ha ha ha ha! I award 4 Frogsteins! > > .oo .oo .oo .oo > ( -) ( -) ( -) ( -) > " " " " " " " " Wow! -- `, ,\, # |/ ? | ~ )\ /_ /\ \____ joris bellenger (b'ger) / \_/ \ e-mail: svz...@xs4all.nl http://www.xs4all.nl/~svzanten/joris/ascii/main.html / < ______ _> \ /___/ ,___/____) |\/
joris bellenger wrote: > > Inspired by the recent, poorly illustrated, > discussions posted here I started to write an essay > (seems to be "in" these days)... but I drew you one instead. > > [PC's Ten Commandments] > > 1/ PC is Right. > 2/ PC is always Right. > 3/ Thou shalt convert ascii art > _____ _____ in any computer formats. > ," "." ", for it will remain ascii art. > / PC's Ten \ 4/ Thou shalt praise PC's ascii art. > | COMMANDMENTS | 5/ Thou shalt bow for PC, > | - | for PC is MIGHTY. > | I VI | 6/ Those who dare to discredit PC > | | | will be refered as -Asciigangstein-. > | II VII | 7/ Thou shalt never skip PC's post. > | | | 8/ Thou shalt bookmark PC's website. > | III VIII | 9/ Thou shalt not make fun of PC. > | | | 10/ Thou shalt learn PC's Ten Commandments > | IV IX | or burn is ascii Hell. > | | | > | V X | > ,,,,|______b'ger______|,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, > > I suggest this should be posted every month; for newbies you know. Whow... No wonder... In short... PC == ASCII and everything anyone else posts is wrong by defenition. To quote U2 on the subject: There's been a lot of talk about this NEWSGROUP Maybe, maybe too much talk. This group is not an ESSAYGROUP, this group is ASCII-bloody-ART! ____ /___/ O / (_ We march for 'alt.ascii-whine'_) \<' ,-' )> /` Hehehehe. By the way, weren't there supposed to be 15 commandments, Joris? -- ____ Time : Tue Sep 22 17:15:50 1998 .X+. . .Xx+-. . If tempted by something that feels "altruistic," examine XXx++-.. your motives and root out that self-deception. Then, if XXxx++--.. you still want to do it, wallow in it! Lazarus Long `XXXxx+++--' (68) `XXXxxx' ""
Ojosh!ro <ojo...@lunatech.com> wrote: >To quote U2 on the subject: >There's been a lot of talk about this NEWSGROUP >Maybe, maybe too much talk. >This group is not an ESSAYGROUP, >this group is ASCII-bloody-ART! Yep...and that's _all_ we need in this newsgroup... @@@@@@ @@@@@@ @@@@@@@ @@@ @@@ @@| @@@ |@@ |@@ @@| @@| @|@|@|@| |@@|| |@| ||@ ||@ ||: ||| |:| :|| ||: ||: : : : ::.: : :: :: : : : /######\ /##########\ / \###/ \ / \#/ \ /\| |/\ | | \ ==\ /== / | | \| \<|>\ /<|>/ |/ /| \__ | - \ - | /#| \#\ | | | /###| \##\ | \| | /#####| \###\ | _______ | /######| \####\ | / \/ \/ \|/#######| |######\| |#########| |########\______/##########| |#########\ /##########/ |##########\ |#########/\ /###########\/########/###\ /################\######/########\ /##################\###/###########\ /###################\#/##############\ /####################/#################\ /###################/####################\ -unknown- @@@@@@@ @@@ @@@@@@ @@@@@@ @@@@@@@ @@@ @@@ @@| @@@ @@| @@| @@@ @@| @@@ @@| @@@ @@| |@@ @|@|@|@ @|| @|@ |@| @|@ |@| @|@ |@| |@|@| ||: ||| ||: ||: ||| ||: ||| ||: ||| ||: :: : :: : ::.: : :. : : :. : :: : : .: @@@@@@ @@@@@@@ @@@@@@@ @@@ @@| @@@ @@| @@@ @@| @@@ @|@|@|@| @|@||@| @|| |@| ||: ||| ||: :|| ||: : : : : : : : :.: Bye,
Ojosh!ro wrote: > This group is not an ESSAYGROUP, > By the way, weren't there supposed to be 15 commandments, Joris? The above comments remind me of the grandfather of an acquaintance of mine. The old man has become senile, he just looks at pictures, but he does not read or think anymore. ========================================================= [] .oo Visit the Gallery of the 'steins! [] [] ( -) http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/ [] [] " " Frogstein, who has a point behind his eyes [] =========================================================
Pete Casso <pet...@sympatico.ca> wrote: >Ojosh!ro wrote: >> This group is not an ESSAYGROUP, >> By the way, weren't there supposed to be 15 commandments, Joris? >The above comments remind me of the grandfather of an acquaintance of mine. >The old man has become senile, he just looks at pictures, but he does not read >or think anymore. Well at least HE does look at the pictures! Bye,
Pete Casso wrote: > > Ojosh!ro wrote: > > This group is not an ESSAYGROUP, > > By the way, weren't there supposed to be 15 commandments, Joris? > > The above comments remind me of the grandfather of an acquaintance of mine. > The old man has become senile, he just looks at pictures, but he does not read > or think anymore. > *Grin* You remind me of the mother of friend of mine... All she does is nag. Besides, this old man still DRAWS pictures. , . ( Hi, I'm frogstein and I'm the best ) `._ thing that has come frome Pete Casso _.' / , . / ( I can do that with my eyes closed... ) / `._ _.' .oo' --. ,-' ( -) (. ) " " " " -- ____ Time : Wed Sep 23 10:39:24 1998 .X+. . .Xx+-. . Your enemy is never a villain in his own eyes. Keep this XXx++-.. in mind; it may offer a way to make him your friend. If XXxx++--.. not, you can kill him without hate -- and quickly. `XXXxx+++--' Lazarus Long (21) `XXXxxx' ""
Ojosh!ro wrote: > > > By the way, weren't there supposed to be 15 commandments, Joris? > > Nope, I guess God thought 15 commandments would be too much to memorise. -- `, ,\, # |/ ? | ~ )\ /_ /\ \____ joris bellenger (b'ger) / \_/ \ e-mail: svz...@xs4all.nl http://www.xs4all.nl/~svzanten/joris/ascii/main.html / < ______ _> \ /___/ ,___/____) |\/
joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> wrote: >Ojosh!ro wrote: >> >> By the way, weren't there supposed to be 15 commandments, Joris? >> >Nope, I guess God thought 15 commandments would be >too much to memorise. ____ ? / , \ ? / / \/| . / / `, Thou shalt not take / / -\- # the name of thy God in... | \ |/ ? in... in... in... \ \ | ~ )\ ... DAMN! \ \_/_ /\ \____ \ \_/ \ I allways forget this one. \ \ \ ______ _> \ \_/ ,___/_____) |\/
> I actually never learned any of the commandments. > My parents said to me that I'd have to choose a religion > myself if I ever wanted one. > I didn't... so I guess I'll burn in hell. Huh huh huh! > > Hell isn't that bad anyway... > Don't listen to the propaganda > coming from the competition! > / > / > ) ( > /( (\___/) )\ > ( #) \ (oo)| ( # > ||___c\ > '__|| > ||**** )`_/ **'| > .__ |'* ___| |___*'| > \_\ |' ( ~ ,)'| > (( |' /(. ' .)\ | > \\_|_/ <_ _____> \______________ > / '-, \ / ,-' ______ \ > / (// \\) __/ / \ > './_____/ > b'ger I corrected a word ... (The Dutch word concurrentie looks like the English word concurrence, but it has a different meaning: competition) ========================================================= [] .oo Visit the Gallery of the 'steins! [] [] ( -) http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/ [] [] " " Frogstein, who has a point behind his eyes [] =========================================================
miK wrote: > joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> wrote: > > >Ojosh!ro wrote: > > >> > >> By the way, weren't there supposed to be 15 commandments, Joris? > >> > > >Nope, I guess God thought 15 commandments would be > >too much to memorise. > > ____ ? > / , \ ? > / / \/| . > / / `, Thou shalt not take > / / -\- # the name of thy God in... > | \ |/ ? in... in... in... > \ \ | ~ )\ ... DAMN! > \ \_/_ /\ \____ > \ \_/ \ I allways forget this one. > \ \ > \ ______ _> \ > \_/ ,___/_____) > |\/ BWHAAAaaaaaahahahahaha ha ha ha!!!!! I actually never learned any of the commandments. My parents said to me that I'd have to choose a religion myself if I ever wanted one. I didn't... so I guess I'll burn in hell. Huh huh huh! Hell isn't that bad anyway... Don't listen to the propaganda coming from the concurrent. / / ) ( /( (\___/) )\ ( #) \ (oo)| ( # ||___c\ > '__|| ||**** )`_/ **'| .__ |'* ___| |___*'| \_\ |' ( ~ ,)'| (( |' /(. ' .)\ | \\_|_/ <_ _____> \______________ / '-, \ / ,-' ______ \ / (// \\) __/ / \ './_____/ b'ger -- `, ,\, # |/ ? | ~ )\ /_ /\ \____ joris bellenger (b'ger) / \_/ \ e-mail: svz...@xs4all.nl http://www.xs4all.nl/~svzanten/joris/ascii/main.html / < ______ _> \ /___/ ,___/____) |\/
joris bellenger wrote: >My parents said to me that I'd have to choose a religion >myself if I ever wanted one. >I didn't... so I guess I'll burn in hell. Huh huh huh! Oh no! *Sinners* burn in hell. *Heathens* combust in the crematory! :) .- _( ) .+( ) _( ) (` ) ) _`; .;) ) ( ) )) `: )_`,) ( _.: miK
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