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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 19 Sep 1998.
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PC's Ten Commandments

PC's Ten Commandments

alt.ascii-art · 13 messages · 19 Sep 1998 - 30 Sep 1998
joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> ASCII art 19 Sep 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
Inspired by the recent, poorly illustrated,
discussions posted here I started to write an essay
(seems to be "in" these days)... but I drew you one instead.


[PC's Ten Commandments]

                           1/ PC is Right.
                           2/ PC is always Right.
                           3/ Thou shalt convert ascii art
        _____   _____         in any computer formats.
      ,"     "."     ",       for it will remain ascii art.
     /    PC's Ten     \   4/ Thou shalt praise PC's ascii art.
     |  COMMANDMENTS   |   5/ Thou shalt bow for PC,
     |        -        |      for PC is MIGHTY.
     |    I      VI    |   6/ Those who dare to discredit PC
     |        |        |      will be refered as -Asciigangstein-.
     |   II      VII   |   7/ Thou shalt never skip PC's post.
     |        |        |   8/ Thou shalt bookmark PC's website.
     |  III      VIII  |   9/ Thou shalt not make fun of PC.
     |        |        |  10/ Thou shalt learn PC's Ten Commandments
     |   IV      IX    |      or burn is ascii Hell.
     |        |        |
     |    V      X     |
 ,,,,|______b'ger______|,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,



I suggest this should be posted every month; for newbies you know.


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Pete Casso <pet...@sympatico.ca> ASCII art 19 Sep 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
> [PC's Ten Commandments]
> 
>                            1/ PC is Right.
>                            2/ PC is always Right.
>                            3/ Thou shalt convert ascii art
>         _____   _____         in any computer formats.
>       ,"     "."     ",       for it will remain ascii art.
>      /    PC's Ten     \   4/ Thou shalt praise PC's ascii art.
>      |  COMMANDMENTS   |   5/ Thou shalt bow for PC,
>      |        -        |      for PC is MIGHTY.
>      |    I      VI    |   6/ Those who dare to discredit PC
>      |        |        |      will be refered as -Asciigangstein-.
>      |   II      VII   |   7/ Thou shalt never skip PC's post.
>      |        |        |   8/ Thou shalt bookmark PC's website.
>      |  III      VIII  |   9/ Thou shalt not make fun of PC.
>      |        |        |  10/ Thou shalt learn PC's Ten Commandments
>      |   IV      IX    |      or burn is ascii Hell.
>      |        |        |
>      |    V      X     |
>  ,,,,|______b'ger______|,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Ha ha ha ha! I award 4 Frogsteins!

   .oo    .oo    .oo    .oo
  (  -)  (  -)  (  -)  (  -)
   " "    " "    " "    " "
=========================================================
[]   .oo     Visit the Gallery of the 'steins!         []
[]  (  -)   http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/        []
[]   " "   Frogstein, who has a point behind his eyes  []
=========================================================

joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> ASCII art 19 Sep 1998 00:00 · permalink · report

Pete Casso wrote:

> > [PC's Ten Commandments]
> >
> >                            1/ PC is Right.
> >                            2/ PC is always Right.
> >                            3/ Thou shalt convert ascii art
> >         _____   _____         in any computer formats.
> >       ,"     "."     ",       for it will remain ascii art.
> >      /    PC's Ten     \   4/ Thou shalt praise PC's ascii art.
> >      |  COMMANDMENTS   |   5/ Thou shalt bow for PC,
> >      |        -        |      for PC is MIGHTY.
> >      |    I      VI    |   6/ Those who dare to discredit PC
> >      |        |        |      will be refered as -Asciigangstein-.
> >      |   II      VII   |   7/ Thou shalt never skip PC's post.
> >      |        |        |   8/ Thou shalt bookmark PC's website.
> >      |  III      VIII  |   9/ Thou shalt not make fun of PC.
> >      |        |        |  10/ Thou shalt learn PC's Ten Commandments
> >      |   IV      IX    |      or burn is ascii Hell.
> >      |        |        |
> >      |    V      X     |
> >  ,,,,|______b'ger______|,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
>
> Ha ha ha ha! I award 4 Frogsteins!
>
>    .oo    .oo    .oo    .oo
>   (  -)  (  -)  (  -)  (  -)
>    " "    " "    " "    " "

Wow!
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joris bellenger wrote:
> 
> Inspired by the recent, poorly illustrated,
> discussions posted here I started to write an essay
> (seems to be "in" these days)... but I drew you one instead.
> 
> [PC's Ten Commandments]
> 
>                            1/ PC is Right.
>                            2/ PC is always Right.
>                            3/ Thou shalt convert ascii art
>         _____   _____         in any computer formats.
>       ,"     "."     ",       for it will remain ascii art.
>      /    PC's Ten     \   4/ Thou shalt praise PC's ascii art.
>      |  COMMANDMENTS   |   5/ Thou shalt bow for PC,
>      |        -        |      for PC is MIGHTY.
>      |    I      VI    |   6/ Those who dare to discredit PC
>      |        |        |      will be refered as -Asciigangstein-.
>      |   II      VII   |   7/ Thou shalt never skip PC's post.
>      |        |        |   8/ Thou shalt bookmark PC's website.
>      |  III      VIII  |   9/ Thou shalt not make fun of PC.
>      |        |        |  10/ Thou shalt learn PC's Ten Commandments
>      |   IV      IX    |      or burn is ascii Hell.
>      |        |        |
>      |    V      X     |
>  ,,,,|______b'ger______|,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
> 
> I suggest this should be posted every month; for newbies you know.

Whow... No wonder...
In short... PC == ASCII and everything anyone else posts is wrong by
defenition. 

To quote U2 on the subject:
There's been a lot of talk about this NEWSGROUP
Maybe, maybe too much talk.
This group is not an ESSAYGROUP,
this group is ASCII-bloody-ART!

    ____
   /___/
 O  /   (_ We march for 'alt.ascii-whine'_)
 \<'   ,-'
  )> 
 /`

Hehehehe.

By the way, weren't there supposed to be 15 commandments, Joris?
 
-- 
    ____	Time :	Tue Sep 22 17:15:50 1998
  .X+.   .
.Xx+-.     .	If tempted by something that feels "altruistic," examine
XXx++-..	your motives and root out that self-deception. Then, if
XXxx++--..	you still want to do it, wallow in it!    Lazarus Long
`XXXxx+++--'	(68)
  `XXXxxx'	
     ""

Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> ASCII art 23 Sep 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
Ojosh!ro <ojo...@lunatech.com> wrote:

>To quote U2 on the subject:
>There's been a lot of talk about this NEWSGROUP
>Maybe, maybe too much talk.

>This group is not an ESSAYGROUP,

>this group is ASCII-bloody-ART!


Yep...and that's _all_ we need in this newsgroup...



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Bye,

Ojosh!ro wrote:
> This group is not an ESSAYGROUP,
> By the way, weren't there supposed to be 15 commandments, Joris?

The above comments remind me of the grandfather of an acquaintance of mine.
The old man has become senile, he just looks at pictures, but he does not read
or think anymore.

=========================================================
[]   .oo     Visit the Gallery of the 'steins!         []
[]  (  -)   http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/        []
[]   " "   Frogstein, who has a point behind his eyes  []
=========================================================

Pete Casso <pet...@sympatico.ca> wrote:
>Ojosh!ro wrote:

>> This group is not an ESSAYGROUP,
>> By the way, weren't there supposed to be 15 commandments, Joris?

>The above comments remind me of the grandfather of an acquaintance of mine.
>The old man has become senile, he just looks at pictures, but he does not read
>or think anymore.


Well at least HE does look at the pictures!

Bye,

Ojosh!ro <ojo...@lunatech.com> ASCII art 23 Sep 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
Pete Casso wrote:
> 
> Ojosh!ro wrote:
> > This group is not an ESSAYGROUP,
> > By the way, weren't there supposed to be 15 commandments, Joris?
> 
> The above comments remind me of the grandfather of an acquaintance of mine.
> The old man has become senile, he just looks at pictures, but he does not read
> or think anymore.
> 
*Grin*
You remind me of the mother of friend of mine... All she does is nag.

Besides, this old man still DRAWS pictures.

      ,                                          .
     (    Hi, I'm frogstein and I'm the best      )
      `._ thing that has come frome Pete Casso _.'
        /     ,                                       .
       /     (   I can do that with my eyes closed...  )
      /       `._                                   _.'
  .oo'    --. ,-'
 (  -)   (.  )
  " "     " "
 
-- 
    ____	Time :	Wed Sep 23 10:39:24 1998
  .X+.   .
.Xx+-.     .	Your enemy is never a villain in his own eyes. Keep this
XXx++-..	in mind; it may offer a way to make him your friend. If
XXxx++--..	not, you can kill him without hate -- and quickly.
`XXXxx+++--'	Lazarus Long (21)
  `XXXxxx'	
     ""

joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> ASCII art 23 Sep 1998 00:00 · permalink · report

Ojosh!ro wrote:

>
>
> By the way, weren't there supposed to be 15 commandments, Joris?
>
>


Nope, I guess God thought 15 commandments would be
too much to memorise.
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miK <mmi...@dataweb.nl> ASCII art 24 Sep 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> wrote:

>Ojosh!ro wrote:

>>
>> By the way, weren't there supposed to be 15 commandments, Joris?
>>

>Nope, I guess God thought 15 commandments would be
>too much to memorise.



      ____     ?
     / ,  \ ?
    / / \/|  .
   / /     `,   Thou shalt not take
  / /   -\- #     the name of thy God in...
 |  \   |/  ?       in...  in...  in...
  \  \  | ~ )\                      ... DAMN!
   \  \_/_ /\ \____
    \       \_/    \   I allways forget this one.
     \              \
      \   ______ _>  \
       \_/  ,___/_____)
         |\/

> I actually never learned any of the commandments.
> My parents said to me that I'd have to choose a religion
> myself if I ever wanted one.
> I didn't... so I guess I'll burn in hell. Huh huh huh!
> 
>                   Hell isn't that bad anyway...
>                  Don't listen to the propaganda
>                    coming from the competition!
>                                 /
>                                /
>                       )            (
>                      /(   (\___/)  )\
>                     ( #)  \ (oo)| ( #
>                      ||___c\  > '__||
>                      ||**** )`_/ **'|
>                .__   |'* ___| |___*'|
>                 \_\  |' (    ~   ,)'|
>                  ((  |' /(.  '  .)\ |
>                   \\_|_/ <_ _____> \______________
>                    /   '-, \   / ,-'      ______  \
>                   /      (//   \\)     __/     /   \
>                                       './_____/
>                   b'ger

I corrected a word ...
(The Dutch word concurrentie looks like the English word concurrence, but it
has a different meaning: competition)

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[]   .oo     Visit the Gallery of the 'steins!         []
[]  (  -)   http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/        []
[]   " "   Frogstein, who has a point behind his eyes  []
=========================================================

joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> ASCII art 25 Sep 1998 00:00 · permalink · report

miK wrote:

> joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> wrote:
>
> >Ojosh!ro wrote:
>
> >>
> >> By the way, weren't there supposed to be 15 commandments, Joris?
> >>
>
> >Nope, I guess God thought 15 commandments would be
> >too much to memorise.
>
>       ____     ?
>      / ,  \ ?
>     / / \/|  .
>    / /     `,   Thou shalt not take
>   / /   -\- #     the name of thy God in...
>  |  \   |/  ?       in...  in...  in...
>   \  \  | ~ )\                      ... DAMN!
>    \  \_/_ /\ \____
>     \       \_/    \   I allways forget this one.
>      \              \
>       \   ______ _>  \
>        \_/  ,___/_____)
>          |\/


BWHAAAaaaaaahahahahaha ha ha ha!!!!!

I actually never learned any of the commandments.
My parents said to me that I'd have to choose a religion
myself if I ever wanted one.
I didn't... so I guess I'll burn in hell. Huh huh huh!



                  Hell isn't that bad anyway...
                 Don't listen to the propaganda
                   coming from the concurrent.
                                /
                               /
                      )            (
                     /(   (\___/)  )\
                    ( #)  \ (oo)| ( #
                     ||___c\  > '__||
                     ||**** )`_/ **'|
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                \_\  |' (    ~   ,)'|
                 ((  |' /(.  '  .)\ |
                  \\_|_/ <_ _____> \______________
                   /   '-, \   / ,-'      ______  \
                  /      (//   \\)     __/     /   \
                                      './_____/
                  b'ger

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     / < ______ _> \
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miK <mmi...@dataweb.nl> ASCII art 30 Sep 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
joris bellenger wrote:

>My parents said to me that I'd have to choose a religion
>myself if I ever wanted one.
>I didn't... so I guess I'll burn in hell. Huh huh huh!

Oh no!  *Sinners* burn in hell.

*Heathens* combust in the crematory! :)

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