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The Funky Fuzzball is Sophisticated!

The Funky Fuzzball is Sophisticated!

alt.ascii-art · 1 message · 5 Dec 2000
Eurakarte <eur...@hotmail.com> ASCII art 5 Dec 2000 00:00 · raw headers · report
THE FUNKY FUZZBALL
The Funky Fuzzball archives are located at http://eurakarte.cjb.net/fuzzball/

This Issue: "The Funky Fuzzball is Sophisticated!"
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You may think that The Funky Fuzzball            That's right! We're going to
is crude, unsophisticated humor. Well,   /;;;\   act out a scene from
I and my friend Sherman are about to     |O O|   Shakespeare's classic
prove you wrong.                         | v |   tragedy, King Lear!
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Cordelia, you have failed in a                   Okay, but you'll become
public show of your affections            /;;;\  insane.
for me, your father. So go away.          |O  |      /
Shoo, shoo! Scram!                        |o  | ____/
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Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks!
Rage, blow!                              //;;\  Out, damn'd spot!
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                                               Oh, yeah. Um, can honour set
That's from Macbeth,                   /;;;\   to a leg? No. Or an arm? No.
Sherman.                               |O  |      /
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 That's from that play with            /;;;\  Oh well. It doesn't matter,
 that fat guy Falstaff. I think.       |O  |  we're both dead by now anyway.
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                                              Thou shouldst not have been old
                                       /;;;\  till thou hadst been wise.
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 A most timeless tragedy,              | - | _____/
 indeed.                               \---/
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The Funky Fuzzball archives are located at:
http://eurakarte.cjb.net/fuzzball


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//Eurakarte
Bow to the PRINCE of PLANKTON.
http://eurakarte.cjb.net

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