The Funky Fuzzball is Sophisticated!
THE FUNKY FUZZBALL
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You may think that The Funky Fuzzball That's right! We're going to
is crude, unsophisticated humor. Well, /;;;\ act out a scene from
I and my friend Sherman are about to |O O| Shakespeare's classic
prove you wrong. | v | tragedy, King Lear!
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Cordelia, you have failed in a Okay, but you'll become
public show of your affections /;;;\ insane.
for me, your father. So go away. |O | /
Shoo, shoo! Scram! |o | ____/
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Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks!
Rage, blow! //;;\ Out, damn'd spot!
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Oh, yeah. Um, can honour set
That's from Macbeth, /;;;\ to a leg? No. Or an arm? No.
Sherman. |O | /
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That's from that play with /;;;\ Oh well. It doesn't matter,
that fat guy Falstaff. I think. |O | we're both dead by now anyway.
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Thou shouldst not have been old
/;;;\ till thou hadst been wise.
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A most timeless tragedy, | - | _____/
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