Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 1 Oct 2003.
[COM] hate mail maker
alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 1 Oct 2003
[ HATE MAIL MAKER ]
| New software news release
| "HATE MAIL MAKER" vol.1
,,,,.. | *Easy to use for English as a
//////\\\ | Second-Language speakers.
((-(@)(@)-| | *Avoid heavy handicap of
| U D) | / vocabulary forever.
( ==\ | |/____________________
\______/ /
/\_/V\_/\ ( )
| / \ |__/ |
| | | |___/
Bill Waits: Software house owner
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| Just install and make
,,,,.. | e-mail as usual.
//////\\\ | SCRIPT will automatically
((-(@)(@)-| | insert incredibly naughty words
| U D) | that you'd never imagine.
( O\ | | Spelling and Grammar check also available.
\______/ | You can buy special option on our website
/\_/V\_/\ ( ) such as [race][sex][age] enhancement.
| / \ |__/ ||________________________
| | | |___/|
| | | | (( | ))
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(( \ )) before)
\ | Good Morning.
,,,,.. \ | How are you today?
//////\\\ ( ) |
((-(@)(@)-| | | | You write this in the box and just push
| U D)| | | [do it] button. It dramatically change.
( * \ |/ | | after)
\______// / | Good f**king Morning, you M***n.
/\_/V\_/ / | How stup*d are you today,big sh*t?
| / \ / |________________________
| | | |
| | | | *=[censored]
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| Now we are on the BIG DISCOUNT SALE.
| If you buy 1 "HATE MAIL MAKER", you can get
,,,,.. | 1"PIECE of CRACK PAGE MAKER vol.2" for free.
//////\\\ | This soft is very good at making wacky WebPages.
((-(-)(-)-| | Buy 1 "HATE MAIL MAKER". And get free "PIECE of
| U D) | / CRACK PAGE MAKER" now!
( V \ | |/
\______/ /___________________________________________
/\_/V\_/\ ( )
| / \ |__/ |
| | | |___/
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|~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|
| I think our mission is to |
| give people satisfaction. |
,,,,.. | They all have strong desire,|
//////\\\ < we must analyze desires and |
((-(@)(@)-| | sell to satisfy them. |
| U D) | / |
( V \ | ~~~/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
\______/ /
/\_/V\_/\ ( ) ,,,,,,
| / \ |__/ | Ah, I see. ((((((())
| | | |___/ This is THE |- (())))
WORLD we live. < D))((((
> ))))))
`-- )))
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/end/
kirara
http://bbs2.otd.co.jp/283399/bbs_plain
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