[COM] hate mail maker

[ HATE MAIL MAKER ]


 
                | New software news release
                | "HATE MAIL MAKER" vol.1
  ,,,,..        | *Easy to use for English as a
 //////\\\      |  Second-Language speakers.
((-(@)(@)-|     | *Avoid heavy handicap of 
 |   U    D)    | / vocabulary forever.
 (   ==\  |     |/____________________
  \______/      /
  /\_/V\_/\   ( )
 |   / \  |__/ |
 |   | |  |___/
     
Bill Waits: Software house owner   
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                | Just install and make
  ,,,,..        | e-mail as usual.
 //////\\\      | SCRIPT will automatically 
((-(@)(@)-|     | insert incredibly naughty words 
 |   U    D)    | that you'd never imagine.
 (   O\   |     | Spelling and Grammar check also available.
  \______/      | You can buy special option on our website
  /\_/V\_/\   ( )  such as [race][sex][age] enhancement.
 |   / \  |__/ ||________________________
 |   | |  |___/|
 |   | |  | (( | ))
             
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       (( \ ))    before)
           \    |   Good Morning.
  ,,,,..    \   |   How are you today?
 //////\\\ (  ) | 
((-(@)(@)-| | | | You write this in the box and just push
 |   U    D)| | | [do it] button. It dramatically change. 
 (   * \  |/  | | after)
  \______//  /  |   Good f**king Morning, you M***n.
  /\_/V\_/  /   |   How stup*d are you today,big sh*t?
 |   / \   /    |________________________
 |   | |  |     
 |   | |  |        *=[censored]
          
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                | Now we are on the BIG DISCOUNT SALE.
                | If you buy 1 "HATE MAIL MAKER", you can get 
  ,,,,..        | 1"PIECE of CRACK PAGE MAKER vol.2" for free.
 //////\\\      | This soft is very good at making wacky WebPages.
((-(-)(-)-|     | Buy 1 "HATE MAIL MAKER". And get free "PIECE of
 |   U    D)    | / CRACK PAGE MAKER" now!
 (   V \  |     |/  
  \______/      /___________________________________________
  /\_/V\_/\   ( )
 |   / \  |__/ |
 |   | |  |___/
     
              
--------------------------------------------
             |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|
             |   I think our mission is to   |
             |   give people satisfaction.   |
  ,,,,..     |   They all have strong desire,| 
 //////\\\  <    we must analyze desires and |
((-(@)(@)-|  |     sell to satisfy them.     |
 |   U    D) |    /                          |
 (   V \  |   ~~~/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  \______/      /   
  /\_/V\_/\   ( )                    ,,,,,,
 |   / \  |__/ |   Ah, I see.       ((((((())
 |   | |  |___/    This is THE      |-  (())))
                   WORLD we live.  <    D))((((
                                    >    ))))))
                                    `--    )))

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kirara
http://bbs2.otd.co.jp/283399/bbs_plain

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