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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 1 Jun 2003.
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Looking for a gnome ascii art

alt.ascii-art · 25 messages · 1 Jun 2003 - 6 Jun 2003
Has anybody got one in their collection or willing to try to make a
gnome for me please. One of the short stubby garden variety gnomes
please, ta, thanks..... :)

Mark Hill <mar...@yahoo.co.uk> ASCII art 1 Jun 2003 12:45 · permalink · report
On 2003-06-01, 
 Greg <gca...@powerup.com.au> wrote:
> One of the short stubby garden variety gnomes
> please, ta, thanks..... :)

From <URL:http://www.ascii-art.de/ascii/ghi/gnome.txt>


           ,
          / \
         /   \
        /     \
       /_______\
       // . . \\
      (/(__7__)\)
      |'-' = `-'|
      |         |
      /\       /\
     /  '.   .'  \
    / /|  `"`  |\ \
    \ \|===LI==|/ /
     '-|_______|-'
        |__|__|
  jgs   |--|--|
       (__)`(__)








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            `-.\ | /,'           /              `. `. \ |  / ,'
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            ,' /_\\_\_          |   | '  `   `. `|/   /    `.
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                            `-.       |         \,-'
                               |\     `\         \
                               \ `      \,       \
                               /          \     |`
                              |            \,  / \
                              /              `'  |
                              |                  |
                              /                  |
                             /      _ __    ,   ,'___,
                            /  _   ' /,-`--'/  ' /   /    Zeus
                            `-' `--..'-----'----'---'


-- 
Mark Hill <mar...@yahoo.co.uk>
C is quirky, flawed, and an enormous success
    -- Dennis M. Ritchie

lgbeard <lgb...@bullregraud.nut> ASCII art 1 Jun 2003 14:30 · permalink · report
On Sun, 01 Jun 2003 17:07:46 +1000, Greg <gca...@powerup.com.au> wrote:

>Has anybody got one in their collection or willing to try to make a
>gnome for me please. One of the short stubby garden variety gnomes
>please, ta, thanks..... :)
>
elf, gnome, etc you be the judge. something started but never
finshed.

     .--._
      \   `-.
      /      \
     /        `.
     |          \
     |           \ 
     |          _.`._
     \      _.-'     )
      | _.-'    _..-'
      .'   _.-''    \
     /  .-';;;\   <o(
    '._/;;;;::/    _.)
   .:;;::;;;;;`-._ <
 .:;;;:::;;;;':;;:;.
 .;;::::;;;;'  '::;;.
  `:;;;;;`      ';;:;..:'
   `LGB;`        `':::'


lgbeard

Alien Eggman <ali...@yahoo.com> ASCII art 1 Jun 2003 17:54 · permalink · report
Greg <gca...@powerup.com.au> wrote in message news:<3ED...@powerup.com.au>...
> Has anybody got one in their collection or willing to try to make a
> gnome for me please. One of the short stubby garden variety gnomes
> please, ta, thanks..... :)

                        /\
                       /  \
                      /    \
                     /      \
                    /        \
                   /__________\
                   |/ O || O \|
                   (.--(__)--.)
                .--/.-'\__/`-.\-.
              .'  /    '--'    \  `.
             /    \           / _   `.
            /  /'| `.       ,'  |`.   )
           /  /  |   `-.__.-'   | /  /
         _/=.'   |              |/=,'
        / _/     |              (  \
        \(|)     )======[@]=====(\_/
         ||      |              |
         ||      |______________|
         ||        |____||____|
         ||        \....||..../
         ||       __|   ||   |__
     wuvw|Zot'wv(______||______)wvhjw'wv

The above is a diddle from a Dwarf Knight

                              ___A___
                             /   |   \
                            / __ | __ \
                            |/ o\_/o \|
                            (.--(_)--.)
                         .==/.-'\_/`-.\=.
                       .'\ /    '-'    \ /`.
                     _/_ |_\           /_|__\_
                    <___>'\ `.       ,'/ `<___>
                    /  /   >==`-._.-'=<  /  /
                  _/ .'   /  ,---:---.  \/=,'
                 / _/    |__/v^v^v^v^v\__) \
                 \(\)     |V^V^V^V^V^V^V|\_/
                  (\\     \`-----|-----'/
                    \\     \--.__|__,--/
                     \\     |____|____|
                      \\   <_____X_____>
                       \\   \....|..../
                        \\   \   |   /
                         \\  / v | v \
                          \|/   ,^    \
                           '`--'   `--'   hjw/Zot

Which, could prolly look like a battle Gnome ;)

- Zotiel

       |||||
       | " |          ______     _   _      _
      (_ - _)        |___  /    | | (_)    | |
     ,--' '--.          / / ___ | |_ _  ___| |
   _/_________\_       / / / _ \| __| |/ _ \ |
  |     Will    |     / /_( (_) | |_| |  __/ | 
  B  work  for  &    |_____\___/ \__|_|\___|_|
  |Pants & Shirt|    Nudism the lifestyle for
  '-------------'        the REALLY poor.
      | | | |
      | | | |    Email me for even less information
Zot   | | | |        Zotiel@jasnetworksDOTnet
______%%o_o%%_______________________________________
     MUD WITH ME: bb3.betterbox.net port: 7100

Rainer Rosenthal <r.r...@web.de> ASCII art 1 Jun 2003 18:22 · permalink · report
Alien Eggman wrote
> 
>                         /\
>                        /  \
>                       /    \
>                      /      \
>                     /        \
>                    /__________\
>                    |/ O || O \|
>                    (.--(__)--.)
>                 .--/.-'\__/`-.\-.
>               .'  /    '--'    \  `.
>              /    \           / _   `.
>             /  /'| `.       ,'  |`.   )
>            /  /  |   `-.__.-'   | /  /
>          _/=.'   |              |/=,'
>         / _/     |              (  \
>         \(|)     )======[@]=====(\_/
>          ||      |              |
>          ||      |______________|
>          ||        |____||____|
>          ||        \....||..../
>          ||       __|   ||   |__
>      wuvw|Zot'wv(______||______)wvhjw'wv
> 
> The above is a diddle from a Dwarf Knight
> 

The diddle is as far from the Dwarf Knight as it is from the
little picture in Veronica's posting some days ago (-:

==============================================================
I agree. That's why the quoted stuff should be kept *short*.

                    /\
                   /  \
                  /    \
                 /      \
                /        \
               /_        _\
                 |      |
                 | clue |
                 |      |
                 |      |
                 |______|   (Non-Dwarf by Veronica Karlsson)

==============================================================

Your gnome is really good! Little question: the slight shift
in the line, where his feet are, where does it come from?
Another Win-nonsense? Or just a typo?

R@ineR

lgbeard <lgb...@bullregraud.nut> ASCII art 1 Jun 2003 19:27 · permalink · report
On Sun, 01 Jun 2003 09:30:13 -0500, lgbeard <lgb...@bullregraud.nut> wrote:

>On Sun, 01 Jun 2003 17:07:46 +1000, Greg <gca...@powerup.com.au> wrote:
>
>>Has anybody got one in their collection or willing to try to make a
>>gnome for me please. One of the short stubby garden variety gnomes
>>please, ta, thanks..... :)
>>
>elf, gnome, etc you be the judge. something started but never
>finshed.
>
>     .--._
>      \   `-.
>      /      \
>     /        `.
>     |          \
>     |           \ 
>     |          _.`._
>     \      _.-'     )
>      | _.-'    _..-'
>      .'   _.-''    \
>     /  .-';;;\   <o(
>    '._/;;;;::/    _.)
>   .:;;::;;;;;`-._ <
> .:;;;:::;;;;':;;:;.
> .;;::::;;;;'  '::;;.
>  `:;;;;;`      ';;:;..:'
>   `LGB;`        `':::'
>
Finished it. Gnome in the garden process
               .--._
              @`-.  `-.
                /      \
               /   .;;::`.
               |;;::'     \
               |       .;::\
               |   .:;;;' _.`._
               \:;;:' _.-'     )
                | _.-'    _..-'
                .'   _.-''    \
               /  .-';;;\   <o(
              '._/;;;;::/    _.)
             .:;;::;;;;;`-._ <
           .:;;;:::;;;;':;;:;.
           .;;::::;;;;'@ '::;;.
            `:;;;;;`  //  ';;:;.:'
             `;:;;`.'  '.   `';:;'
                | /      '   \
                / |      /    @
               |   \     `-._.`)
_ _____ _____ (;;;;(       ;:' `-._ _____ _____
_|_____|_____|_|    `--.._:;'  `-'_|_____|_____|
____|_____|____/           `._`-'_____|_____|___
_|_____|_____||               |____|_____|_____|
____|_____|___\               /_|_____|_____|___
_|_____|_____|_\       /      |____|_____|_____|
LGB'._.'``'._.` |      |      /_`'._.'``'._.`'._
'. .'`'(\%/)'. .|     / \     |. .'`'. .'`(  )'`
 o` o `' ; .'``(;;::;;) (;;::;;)`  (\@/) ( o ~)
'.\/'`'. .'`'. .|    |   |    |. .'. ; .'`'| .'`
 (..)))>`     ` /     `-._.@   `-._@  `  (\/)
'. .'`'. .'`'. .'.__..____/-..____/`'. .'`/.'`'
  `     `     `     `     `     `     `     `

lgbeard

n4biS <non...@aaahawk.com> ASCII art 1 Jun 2003 19:52 · permalink · report
Greg wrote:
> Has anybody got one in their collection or willing to try to make a
> gnome for me please. One of the short stubby garden variety gnomes
> please, ta, thanks..... :)
> 
> 
> 

                __
             .-'  |
            /   <\|
           /     \'
           |_.- o-o
           / C  -._)\
          /',        |
         |   `-,_,__,'
         (,,)====[_]=|
           '.   ____/
            | -|-|_
            |____)_) a very quick and basic gnome [n4biS]


-- 

(___ _//     ______,
  |    ''o   J|   J''o
  ||~||~      ||~||~     [n4biS]

On 2003-06-01, 
 Rainer Rosenthal <r.r...@web.de> wrote:
>
>==============================================================
> I agree. That's why the quoted stuff should be kept *short*.
>
>                     /\
>                    /  \
>                   /    \
>                  /      \
>                 /        \
>                /__________\
>                  |      |
>                  |      |
>                  | O  O |
>                  |  __  |
>                  |__||__|   (Non-Dwarf by Veronica Karlsson)

Minor diddle to a nice gnome house.

-- 
Mark Hill <mar...@yahoo.co.uk>

kirara <jim...@NOSPAManet.ne.jp> ASCII art 1 Jun 2003 22:21 · permalink · report
"Greg" <gca...@powerup.com.au> wrote in message news:3ED...@powerup.com.au...
> Has anybody got one in their collection or willing to try to make a
> gnome for me please. One of the short stubby garden variety gnomes
> please, ta, thanks..... :)
> 


    o
   /_\ 
  ('-')   
 /| V |\    
  |=o=|
  |___|
   d b
 
kirara

In message <W%uCa.1207$Fk4...@news1.rdc1.ky.home.ne.jp>  "kirara"
<jim...@NOSPAManet.ne.jp> wrote:

>
>"Greg" <gca...@powerup.com.au> wrote in message news:3ED...@powerup.com.au...
>> Has anybody got one in their collection or willing to try to make a
>> gnome for me please. One of the short stubby garden variety gnomes
>> please, ta, thanks..... :)
>> 
>
>
>    o
>   /_\ 
>  ('-')   
> /| V |\    
>  |=o=|
>  |___|
>   d b
> 
>kirara

Are you sure that's not Penis Boy?

"Emil Nitrate" <ani...@teatmsn.com> wrote in message news:3ed...@pita.alt.net...
> In message <W%uCa.1207$Fk4...@news1.rdc1.ky.home.ne.jp>  "kirara"
> <jim...@NOSPAManet.ne.jp> wrote:
> 
> >
> >
> >    o
> >   /_\ 
> >  ('-')   
> > /| V |\    
> >  |=o=|
> >  |___|
> >   d b
> > 
> >kirara
> 
> Are you sure that's not Penis Boy?

Woo-Hoo! You regard  this as Pen!s Boy? I don't know about pen!s enough,
so I don't know if this is really same shape as you mentioned ......
Anyway I wanna say,
"Why are they stick to the image of typical gnome? "

Just imagine, how funny and funky when you saw hundreds of
 Pen!s Boy-like gnome working at your garden in the morning.

#There exists Santa Clause who never put on red clothes, I believe.


kirara

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On 2003-06-02 jim...@NOSPAManet.ne.jp (Kirara) said:

   > > "kirara" wrote:
   > > >
   > > >
   > > >    o
   > > >   /_\
   > > >  ('-')
   > > > /| V |\
   > > >  |=o=|
   > > >  |___|
   > > >   d b
   > > >
   > > >kirara
   >
   >"Emil Nitrate" responded:
   >
   > > Are you sure that's not Penis Boy?
   >
   > Woo-Hoo! You regard this as Pen!s Boy? I don't know about pen!s
   > enough, so I don't know if this is really same shape as you
   > mentioned ......

Hehehe!  You are FUNNY, Kirara!

On April 21, 2003, you said:

   KIRARA> Hey, I'm a veteran of sex, retired recently, man.
   KIRARA> Cos' I'm bored, tired, etc.

Now you say that you don't know about pen!ses? You crazy girl,
Kirara! Maybe this will refresh your memory:

                                     |            \
                                    |       \      |
                                    | @      \      \
                                     \        |     |
                                     |         \     \
                                      \         \    |
                                      |          \    |
                                      |          |    |
                       ,-----.         \         |    )
                     /'   _)))         |          \   |
                    /   /  - -         ##         \   |
                   (   (    _' _ _______#/        |   /
                  /    )`  `\`(_;______ (        /    |
                 /  __)' /--'`-'       )|       | ,   /
                (.-'  - '`-.          ( |       </ ||||
               /            :         `-|        ,////
              |   ,    \   \'           |       /
               \   \    @   @           |      |
                \   \__.'__.'           |      |
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Laura T. <she...@lycos.com> ASCII art 2 Jun 2003 03:12 · permalink · report
These are gnomes but I don't know if anyone will see them. There are 2
gnomes, 2 toadstools, 4 tulips and the dragon. 


           /\_/\           Merry May Day
           |q_p|       \
           \<">/       ))
    |\      ) (_.-''-.((    _    _   /|  _
    |')  .-'''.-'o'-. |/|  |/|  |/| ('| |/|
    |{} /_o_o/_o__o__\'.'  '.'  '.' {}| '.'
    db    )n(   )n(  (\|/)(\|/)(\|/) db(\|/)  ldb

Emil Nitrate <ani...@teatmsn.com> ASCII art 2 Jun 2003 04:15 · permalink · report
In message <XqxCa.1208$Fk4...@news1.rdc1.ky.home.ne.jp>  "kirara"
<jim...@NOSPAManet.ne.jp> wrote:

>Woo-Hoo! You regard  this as Pen!s Boy? I don't know about pen!s enough,
>so I don't know if this is really same shape as you mentioned ......

They seem to be very similar (they even have matching belts;)


               ,''v''   PENIS MAN
              / _  _ \
      W~~\   /  .  .  \
     [ ] \\ |    )(   | 
      U   \\ >   !!  <
      ,   :\ |       |--:
      ,  :  ~|       |~\ :
        :    |,      | \\ :
       :     | ,     |  \\ :              o    PENIS BOY
      :      |  ,   ,|   \\ :            /_\
     :       |     , |   (_) :          ('-')
    :        |   ,   |        :        /| V |\
   :         |===0===|         :        |=o=|
  ::      :: |       |::     ::::       |___|
    '   ''  :| |~~~| |  '  ''            d b
     '''     | |   | |   ''
            c__|   |__o



>"Why are they stick to the image of typical gnome? "

I suppose it's because they have never met a gnome and therefore rely
on the only images of gnomes they've seen.


>Just imagine, how funny and funky when you saw hundreds of
> Pen!s Boy-like gnome working at your garden in the morning.

Any gnomes who want to work in my gardens at night are very welcome
indeed, even if they looked like Penis Boy. ;-)

>#There exists Santa Clause who never put on red clothes, I believe.

Does he wear a cape and carry eye-drops?

kirara <jim...@NOSPAManet.ne.jp> ASCII art 2 Jun 2003 09:31 · permalink · report
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<SNIP>

>    > Woo-Hoo! You regard this as Pen!s Boy? I don't know about pen!s
>    > enough, so I don't know if this is really same shape as you
>    > mentioned ......
> 
> Hehehe!  You are FUNNY, Kirara!
> 
> On April 21, 2003, you said:
> 
>    KIRARA> Hey, I'm a veteran of sex, retired recently, man.
>    KIRARA> Cos' I'm bored, tired, etc.
> 
> Now you say that you don't know about pen!ses? You crazy girl,
> Kirara! Maybe this will refresh your memory:


                 ....
               ,'####,
            ,--:######:       Traditional & noble Japanese woman
         ,-'  (:######:               in Heian era
          \    /:######:
           \__/  ;######:
           /    :### #####:
          /    ;####  ## ####:
       _/~    ;####   ### #####:
   ___/      ;####     ###  #####:
  /         :###      ###   #######:
 /         :###      ###     #######:
 `-     :#####      ###       #########:
 :#########       ###        ##########:
######         ###          ################:   krr
  #####     #####           #######################:
   #######    ##########     ############################:

This is a kind of culture gap that you always point using rude joke.
Traditional & noble & old Japanese women ( like me ) don't open eyes
when they'd connect. I'm a veteran but I hadn't ever seen "IT" in real.
Two things aren't against in my case, he-he-he. ;-)

#If you happen to had sex with Japanese woman who didn't close their eyes,
you have to pay attention her! She would be a NINJA girl ( to assassin you )
or Vampire ( to suck your blood ) or brings you a bad fortune, 
MAYBE.  Hi-ho.
 

kirara
[pref]
Princess of Heian era( The Tale of Genji )
http://fine.tok2.com/home/bookend/illa/CG4/index.html

"Emil Nitrate" <ani...@teatmsn.com> wrote in message news:3ed...@pita.alt.net...
> In message <XqxCa.1208$Fk4...@news1.rdc1.ky.home.ne.jp>  "kirara"
> <jim...@NOSPAManet.ne.jp> wrote:
> 
> >Woo-Hoo! You regard  this as Pen!s Boy? I don't know about pen!s enough,
> >so I don't know if this is really same shape as you mentioned ......
> 
> They seem to be very similar (they even have matching belts;)

You forgot that Annie Ascii have same belts....... 

> 
> 
>                ,''v''   PENIS MAN
>               / _  _ \
>       W~~\   /  .  .  \
>      [ ] \\ |    )(   | 
>       U   \\ >   !!  <
>       ,   :\ |       |--:
>       ,  :  ~|       |~\ :
>         :    |,      | \\ :
>        :     | ,     |  \\ :              o    PENIS BOY
>       :      |  ,   ,|   \\ :            /_\
>      :       |     , |   (_) :          ('-')
>     :        |   ,   |        :        /| V |\
>    :         |===0===|         :        |=o=|
>   ::      :: |       |::     ::::       |___|
>     '   ''  :| |~~~| |  '  ''            d b
>      '''     | |   | |   ''
>             c__|   |__o
> 

I am not sure but you might be willing to tell me about BEFORE-AFTER.
I got it.
<snip>
 
> >#There exists Santa Clause who never put on red clothes, I believe.
> 
> Does he wear a cape and carry eye-drops?

That's sounds so nice. I am waiting him with my favorite Rum.


kirara

#Where is gnome?

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On 2003-06-02 jim...@NOSPAManet.ne.jp (Kirara) said:

   > This is a kind of culture gap that you always point using rude
   > joke. Traditional & noble & old Japanese women ( like me )...

You are "thirty-something," Kirara. That is not "old."
Your life is just beginning.

And you definitely are not "traditional" Japanese. A
"traditional" Japanese woman would NOT visit hundoshi
web sites. Hehe!

   > ...don't open eyes when they'd connect. I'm a veteran but I hadn't
   > ever seen "IT" in real. Two things aren't against in my case,
   > he-he-he. ;-)

Poor girl.  But I'm not sure I believe this.

   > #If you happen to had sex with Japanese woman who didn't close
   > their eyes, you have to pay attention her! She would be a NINJA
   > girl ( to assassin you ) or Vampire ( to suck your blood ) or
   > brings you a bad fortune, MAYBE.  Hi-ho.
                                             _____  
        If you are closing your eyes,       (((   `\
        you are missing half the fun.       , ,`\   )
        The next time, try OPENING          (^  )   )
        your eyes, Kirara. You will          ~-(     )
        like it. You cannot be a             _'((,,,)))
        "veteran" with your eyes          ,-' \_/    `\
        closed. Hehehe!                  (          ,  |
                                          `-.-'`-.-'/|_|
        Japanese men are well-known          \     / | |
        for being chauvinistic toward         =()=: / ,' aa
        women. But I do not permit this
        behavior from Japanese men.

        The year is 2003, Jimyo...not 1403. The Ninjas are
        dead, the vampires are gone, and fortune is in YOUR
        hands.

        If you assume control and assert your authority,
        Japanese men WILL back down (surrender)...because
        they have been taught to "do what they're told,"
        and not question authority. You can use this trait
        for your own purposes. Try it! And may good fortune
        smile upon you. :)


Obligatory ASCII - Modern Japanese Buddha:

                                     _
             I'm REALLY ticked!   _ooOoo_
                            \    o8888888o
                                 88"\./"88
                                 (| c_c |)
                                 O\  O  /O
                              ____/`---'\____ 
                            .'  \\|     |//  `.
                           /  \\|||  :  |||//  \
                          /  _||||| -:- |||||_  \
                          |   | \\\  -  /'| |   |
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                                  `=--=-'       hjw




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Alien Eggman <ali...@yahoo.com> ASCII art 3 Jun 2003 10:25 · permalink · report
> 
> The diddle is as far from the Dwarf Knight as it is from the
> little picture in Veronica's posting some days ago (-:
> 
What picture by Veronica....I can't find it :(

> 
> Your gnome is really good! Little question: the slight shift
> in the line, where his feet are, where does it come from?
> Another Win-nonsense? Or just a typo?

Typo I think...add a w or u  or some other grassy looking letter after
the t in Zot...and was the hjw visible enough?

-Zotiel

Here is another diddle from the knight...

                    ,-----.
                   #,-. ,-.#
                  () a   e ()
                  (   (_)   )
                  #\_  -  _/#
                ,'   `"""`    `.
              ,'      \X/      `.
             /         X     ____\
            /          v   ,`  v  `,
           /    /         ( <==+==> )
           `-._/|__________\   ^   /
          (\\)  |______@____\  ^  /
            \\  |     ( )    \ ^ /
             )  |             \^/
            (   |             |v
           <(^)>|             |
             v  |             |
                |             |
        Zot     |_.--.__ .--._|
                  `==='  `==='

I removed the hjw from this one cuz about the only things that
remained were the height & the nose.

Mark Hill <mar...@yahoo.co.uk> ASCII art 4 Jun 2003 00:37 · permalink · report
On 2003-06-02, 
 kirara <jim...@NOSPAManet.ne.jp> wrote:
>
> #There exists Santa Clause who never put on red clothes, I believe.

I think there was a Santa Claus who wore green a long time ago, but the
coca-cola ads made the red one more well known. (I'm not one hundred
percent sure the coca-cola thing is true though, there seems to be
conflicting stories about it). 

Santa & Sleigh:

 o
 \\        \\
 ( )__      ()o
 (____)--//-\\

-- 
Mark Hill <mar...@yahoo.co.uk>

 _.--- Mark Hill spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ 
> On 2003-06-02, 
>  kirara <jim...@NOSPAManet.ne.jp> wrote:
>>
>> #There exists Santa Clause who never put on red clothes, I believe.
> 
> I think there was a Santa Claus who wore green a long time ago, but the
> coca-cola ads made the red one more well known. (I'm not one hundred
> percent sure the coca-cola thing is true though, there seems to be
> conflicting stories about it). 

You are absolutly correct.  It was Coca-Cola(tm)(R)(U) that made the
red and white fat santa the norm.  Before then he came in grean, black
clothing as well as an optional thin model.  The add campaign went
down in history as one of the first times in commercial history where
a cultural icon had been completely co-opted by a corperation and
showed the power that advertising has on mind share.  It started in
the 30s and they used this santa up until the 60s.  

Not that I keep up on these things.(tm)

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"Mark Hill" <mar...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:200...@bubble.markhill.me.uk...
> On 2003-06-01,
>  Emil Nitrate <ani...@teatmsn.com> wrote:
> > In message <W%uCa.1207$Fk4...@news1.rdc1.ky.home.ne.jp>  "kirara"
> ><jim...@NOSPAManet.ne.jp> wrote:
> >>
> >>    o
> >>   /_\
> >>  ('-')
> >> /| V |\
> >>  |=o=|
> >>  |___|
> >>   d b
> >>
> >
> > Are you sure that's not Penis Boy?
>
> I believe that is Condom Boy. I think this is Penis Boy:
>
>
>    /|\
>   (   )
>  /|. .|\
>   | - |
>   |___|
>    6 6

Well,well,well,well! I can see very wide slit on the top of Pen1sboy!
Hey, It's exactly not same as I fumbled with in the dark......
( I always shut my eyes because my mama said to me in those days).
May I suggest if White's pen1ses can eat something? 
Or can they shout off often?
Really East & West are different, even the slit-size of pen1ses.

Now I can recognize it's too difficult to unify to make one world.
Each should respect others but not FORCE.
It'll take big pain to unify even pen1ses. Just imagine, it's tooo
hard to sew up on the big slit ( or cut off the small slit).

Only we can do for making global standard is to wait for 
other's decision with self-sacrificing spirit, basically I think. 
Ya, I know it will take much much time.
Anyway I am really happy I didn't have a pen1s. :-D


    /`\
   (   )     /  Hi! Did you try to eat Natto?
  /|. .|\
   | - |
   |___|
    6 6    [Oriental Pen1s Boy/ sorry diddled a little] 


-- 
kirara
http://bbs2.otd.co.jp/283399/bbs_thread

On 2003-06-04, 
 Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> wrote:
>
> You are absolutly correct.  It was Coca-Cola(tm)(R)(U) that made the
> red and white fat santa the norm.  Before then he came in grean, black
> clothing as well as an optional thin model.  

I see. I only knew of the green santa, which I prefer over the red one.
I do believe the coca-cola story to be true, but after arguments with
the ex-S.O, I've decided to be cautionary when telling the tale. :)

> Not that I keep up on these things.(tm)

Thanks for the info.


-- 
Mark Hill <mar...@yahoo.co.uk>
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hacking (and/or conversations with God).
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kirara <jim...@NOSPAManet.ne.jp> ASCII art 4 Jun 2003 14:12 · permalink · report
"Mark Hill" <mar...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:200...@bubble.markhill.me.uk...
> On 2003-06-04,
>  kirara <jim...@NOSPAManet.ne.jp> wrote:

<sorry to snip>

>      /|\
>     (   )     / Hey, what's Natto?
>    /|. .|\
>     | - |
>     |___|
>      6 6


[Natto]


========))))= <---chopsticks
========\\\\=
        ((((
       / \\\\<-----terribly sticky strings
       | ()())      texture is like spider's web
       |  ||||
      ()  (((()<----soy beans in well-ferment
      |  ////|
     () (()( |
      | |||| ()<------strange smell like
                       blue cheese

http://www.ynest.com/nattoeng.htm
You can check the picture of Natto, too on this site.
Maybe you think it as a kind of modern horror. ;-)


kirara
.

Mark Hill <mar...@yahoo.co.uk> ASCII art 4 Jun 2003 19:17 · permalink · report
On 2003-06-04, 
 kirara <jim...@NOSPAManet.ne.jp> wrote:
>
>========))))= <---chopsticks
>========\\\\=
>         ((((
>        / \\\\<-----terribly sticky strings
>        | ()())      texture is like spider's web
>        |  ||||
>       ()  (((()<----soy beans in well-ferment
>       |  ////|
>      () (()( |
>       | |||| ()<------strange smell like
>                        blue cheese
>
> http://www.ynest.com/nattoeng.htm

Thanks for the link. It looks interesting to eat. 

ObAscii (A quick attempt at noodles):

)()()()()(
()()()()()
)()()()()(
()()()()()

-- 
Mark Hill <mar...@yahoo.co.uk>

Hahahaha... All very good, thanks go to all who contributed, and had a
laugh.


Mark Hill wrote:

> On 2003-06-04,
>  kirara <jim...@NOSPAManet.ne.jp> wrote:
> >
> >========))))= <---chopsticks
> >========\\\\=
> >         ((((
> >        / \\\\<-----terribly sticky strings
> >        | ()())      texture is like spider's web
> >        |  ||||
> >       ()  (((()<----soy beans in well-ferment
> >       |  ////|
> >      () (()( |
> >       | |||| ()<------strange smell like
> >                        blue cheese
> >
> > http://www.ynest.com/nattoeng.htm
>
> Thanks for the link. It looks interesting to eat.
>
> ObAscii (A quick attempt at noodles):
>
> )()()()()(
> ()()()()()
> )()()()()(
> ()()()()()
>
> --
> Mark Hill <mar...@yahoo.co.uk>

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