Re: Looking for a gnome ascii art
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On 2003-06-02 jim...@NOSPAManet.ne.jp (Kirara) said:
> This is a kind of culture gap that you always point using rude
> joke. Traditional & noble & old Japanese women ( like me )...
You are "thirty-something," Kirara. That is not "old."
Your life is just beginning.
And you definitely are not "traditional" Japanese. A
"traditional" Japanese woman would NOT visit hundoshi
web sites. Hehe!
> ...don't open eyes when they'd connect. I'm a veteran but I hadn't
> ever seen "IT" in real. Two things aren't against in my case,
> he-he-he. ;-)
Poor girl. But I'm not sure I believe this.
> #If you happen to had sex with Japanese woman who didn't close
> their eyes, you have to pay attention her! She would be a NINJA
> girl ( to assassin you ) or Vampire ( to suck your blood ) or
> brings you a bad fortune, MAYBE. Hi-ho.
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If you are closing your eyes, ((( `\
you are missing half the fun. , ,`\ )
The next time, try OPENING (^ ) )
your eyes, Kirara. You will ~-( )
like it. You cannot be a _'((,,,)))
"veteran" with your eyes ,-' \_/ `\
closed. Hehehe! ( , |
`-.-'`-.-'/|_|
Japanese men are well-known \ / | |
for being chauvinistic toward =()=: / ,' aa
women. But I do not permit this
behavior from Japanese men.
The year is 2003, Jimyo...not 1403. The Ninjas are
dead, the vampires are gone, and fortune is in YOUR
hands.
If you assume control and assert your authority,
Japanese men WILL back down (surrender)...because
they have been taught to "do what they're told,"
and not question authority. You can use this trait
for your own purposes. Try it! And may good fortune
smile upon you. :)
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