Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 26 Jan 1999.
MAKE A CAPTION --- cartoon game
alt.ascii-art
· 33 messages · 26 Jan 1999 - 16 Feb 1999
This is how to do this:
Ever'one look at this here asciy cartoon, and
make a funny caption and post it. Then we'll
see who done come up with the funniest caption,
and ever'body will read it, and think, "Yea,
that are funnier than the one I thought of."
The winner will then git to say to his/herse'f,
"Yea, mine is the funniest, provin' I is funnier
than all them other folks, an' prob'ly should
git some kinder national recognition fer it."...
.... Which you prob'ly won't, but doan let that
stop you from wishin' anyways.
So, let's see how many of you kin come up with a
funny caption fer this here cartoon which don't
have one......
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/ \ \ | | . | / \ | \
/\/ \ | | | / / \ |. |
/ \ \_ | . | / . \ \ | |_
/ . \__..--__| . |_____/ . \\_.-.| | |__
/_____... _________ ---...__ ____ ___...---..._____...---__
_________ ____ . .
. +|USA + |+ |_|--|
|_________| . |____|
// /-\ \\ | . _____ .
. // /___\ \\ | ///|\\\
_//_ _\\_ .|.
_ . _______
. _ |_|()___ . jro ////||\\\
___ /=========|_\ . .
//|\\ (o)) (o))
. . .
. . .
______ \__/ \__/
///||\\\ (__) (__) .
//()\\ //()\\
. \\__// \\__//
. /||\ /||\ .
|||| ||||
(_)(_) (_)(_)
Jonathon R. Oglesbee
oglesbee@
mail.fullnet.net
This one is really funny. I liked just the first frame best. It stands on its own, just fine. Martian names are generated by placing palm over keyboard, and depressing. By this method, yours are completely correct. Good job. JRO
Spirit of the Night wrote in message <36a...@news.midwest.net>... Too bad Usa don't drop more toys these days..... JRO
. DISNEY LAND . *
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/\
. /\ / \_ .
/ \ . __/Splash| . /\ . |\
/-.__\ | |Mnt. | / \ | \Haunted House
/\/-.____\ | | ___ | / \ |. |"Watch out for
/ \ \ | .| | | /Space \ | |_hitchiking
ghosts!"
/ Matterhorn\___..--__| |U| |_____/Mountain\_.-.| | |__
/_____... _________ ---...__ ____ ___...---..._____...---__
_________ ____ . ______.
. +|USA + |+ |_|DL|
|_________| . |____|
// /-\ \\ | . _____ .
. // /___\ \\ | ///|\\\
_//_ _\\_ .|.
And to your left...
_ / . _______
. _ |_|()___ . jro ////||\\\
___ /=========|_\ . .
//|\\ (o)) (o))_________________________________________
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
____________________________________________________________________
. . So this is what the
earthlings call the
. . . happiest place on earth?.
. . / .
______ \__/ \__/
///||\\\ (__) (__) .
//()\\ //()\\
. \\__// \\__//
. /||\ /||\ .
|||| ||||
(_)(_) (_)(_)
\\\\\\//////
John B.
1) dk...@texasonline.net
2) dis...@hotmail.com
On Tue, 26 Jan 1999, JRO wrote: > This is how to do this: > Ever'one look at this here asciy cartoon, and > make a funny caption and post it. Then we'll > see who done come up with the funniest caption, > and ever'body will read it, and think, "Yea, > that are funnier than the one I thought of." > The winner will then git to say to his/herse'f, > "Yea, mine is the funniest, provin' I is funnier > than all them other folks, an' prob'ly should > git some kinder national recognition fer it."... > .... Which you prob'ly won't, but doan let that > stop you from wishin' anyways. > > So, let's see how many of you kin come up with a > funny caption fer this here cartoon which don't > have one...... > > > > > > . . . * > . * . . * > /\ > . /\ / \_ . > / \ . __/ . | . /\ . |\ > / \ \ | | . | / \ | \ > /\/ \ | | | / / \ |. | > / \ \_ | . | / . \ \ | |_ > / . \__..--__| . |_____/ . \\_.-.| | |__ > /_____... _________ ---...__ ____ ___...---..._____...---__ > _________ ____ . . > . +|USA + |+ |_|--| > |_________| . |____| > // /-\ \\ | . _____ . > . // /___\ \\ | ///|\\\ > _//_ _\\_ .|. > _ . _______ > . _ |_|()___ . jro ////||\\\ > ___ /=========|_\ . . > //|\\ (o)) (o)) > . . . > . . . > ______ \__/ \__/ > ///||\\\ (__) (__) . > //()\\ //()\\ > . \\__// \\__// > . /||\ /||\ . > |||| |||| > (_)(_) (_)(_) .......Damned thing keeps *humping* everything in sight! -- Geraldine Jones .^ ^. Email: we9...@victoria.tc.ca ( o o ) Web Page: http://www.victoria.tc.ca/~we993/ ( =Y= ) --
On Tue, 26 Jan 1999, JRO wrote: > This is how to do this: > Ever'one look at this here asciy cartoon, and > make a funny caption and post it. Then we'll > see who done come up with the funniest caption, > and ever'body will read it, and think, "Yea, > that are funnier than the one I thought of." > The winner will then git to say to his/herse'f, > "Yea, mine is the funniest, provin' I is funnier > than all them other folks, an' prob'ly should > git some kinder national recognition fer it."... > .... Which you prob'ly won't, but doan let that > stop you from wishin' anyways. > > So, let's see how many of you kin come up with a > funny caption fer this here cartoon which don't > have one...... > > > > > > . . . * > . * . . * > /\ > . /\ / \_ . > / \ . __/ . | . /\ . |\ > / \ \ | | . | / \ | \ > /\/ \ | | | / / \ |. | > / \ \_ | . | / . \ \ | |_ > / . \__..--__| . |_____/ . \\_.-.| | |__ > /_____... _________ ---...__ ____ ___...---..._____...---__ > _________ ____ . . > . +|USA + |+ |_|--| > |_________| . |____| > // /-\ \\ | . _____ . > . // /___\ \\ | ///|\\\ > _//_ _\\_ .|. > _ . _______ > . _ |_|()___ . jro ////||\\\ > ___ /=========|_\ . . > //|\\ (o)) (o)) > . . . > . . . > ______ \__/ \__/ > ///||\\\ (__) (__) . > //()\\ //()\\ > . \\__// \\__// > . /||\ /||\ . > |||| |||| > (_)(_) (_)(_) > .........Finally they sent something we can use. I wonder if it's stick or automatic. -- Geraldine Jones .^ ^. Email: we9...@victoria.tc.ca ( o o ) Web Page: http://www.victoria.tc.ca/~we993/ ( =Y= ) --
On Tue, 26 Jan 1999, JRO wrote: > This is how to do this: > Ever'one look at this here asciy cartoon, and > make a funny caption and post it. Then we'll > see who done come up with the funniest caption, > and ever'body will read it, and think, "Yea, > that are funnier than the one I thought of." > The winner will then git to say to his/herse'f, > "Yea, mine is the funniest, provin' I is funnier > than all them other folks, an' prob'ly should > git some kinder national recognition fer it."... > .... Which you prob'ly won't, but doan let that > stop you from wishin' anyways. > > So, let's see how many of you kin come up with a > funny caption fer this here cartoon which don't > have one...... > > > > > > . . . * > . * . . * > /\ > . /\ / \_ . > / \ . __/ . | . /\ . |\ > / \ \ | | . | / \ | \ > /\/ \ | | | / / \ |. | > / \ \_ | . | / . \ \ | |_ > / . \__..--__| . |_____/ . \\_.-.| | |__ > /_____... _________ ---...__ ____ ___...---..._____...---__ > _________ ____ . . > . +|USA + |+ |_|--| > |_________| . |____| > // /-\ \\ | . _____ . > . // /___\ \\ | ///|\\\ > _//_ _\\_ .|. > _ . _______ > . _ |_|()___ . jro ////||\\\ > ___ /=========|_\ . . > //|\\ (o)) (o)) > . . . > . . . > ______ \__/ \__/ > ///||\\\ (__) (__) . > //()\\ //()\\ > . \\__// \\__// > . /||\ /||\ . > |||| |||| > (_)(_) (_)(_) .........I don't know Arbutt, it keeps sniffing everything. .........Well Spt, maybe it's hungry. -- Geraldine Jones .^ ^. Email: we9...@victoria.tc.ca ( o o ) Web Page: http://www.victoria.tc.ca/~we993/ ( =Y= ) --
Christopher Evans wrote in message <36A...@login.csupomona.edu>... This are a really good one, Chris. Good gag. JRO
>Michael D Phillips wrote in message <78n762$rfm$1...@remarQ.com>...
Now this one gives it an entirely different slant.
JRO
Jesse Zlatsin wrote in message <78ore2$f7a$1...@newsfeeds.rpi.edu>... >Dude, I don't think I ever had acid THIS good before.. almost feels like >we're on a different planet, man! Far out. JRO
>Geraldine Jones wrote in message ... >.......Damned thing keeps *humping* everything in sight! Goodness..... an obscene Martians cartoon! JRO
Johnathon-
I turned your single image into something of a two-frame cartoon....
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/\/ \ | | | / / \ |. |
/ \ \_ | . | / . \ \ | |_
/ . \__..--__| . |_____/ . \\_.-.| | |__
/_____... _________ ---...__ ____ ___...---..._____...---__
_________ ____ . .
. +|USA + |+ |_|--|
|_________| . |____|
// /-\ \\ | . _____ .
. // /__ o \\ | ///|\\\
_//_ | _\\_ .|.
| _ _ . _______
. _|_|_|(_)___ . jro ////||\\\
___ /==========|_\ . .
//|\\ ~(o)'(o)`(o)' Vrjxxin, I say we destroy
. . the earthling craft and clean
. . up the mess ourselves.
______ \_| \__/ /
///||\\\ (_`} (__) / .
//()\\ //()\\
/ \\__// \\__// -- So?
We can't do that, /||\ /||\ .
Dgxitz, we'd get sued |||| ||||
back for MILLIONS! (_)(_) (_)(_)
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/ . \__..--__| . |_____/ . \\_.-.| | |__
/_____... _________ ---...__ ____ ___...---..._____...---__
_________ ____ . .
. +|USA + |+ |_|--|
|_________| . o | ___'A
// /-\ \\ | __(_ ))--.-. _____ .
. // /___\ \\ | /__/ \/.-~:-; ///|\\\
_//_ _\\_ .|~|__|.-~:-~(o)
(.:...-~:-~(o)' . _______
. ,:;-----"(o)' jro ////||\\\
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//|\\ '`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`' What earth court would
. SO?!? take a lawsuit involving
. . \ two Martians anyway?
______ \ \__/ |_/ /
///||\\\ (__) {'_) / .
//()\\ //()\\
You're right! Where -- \\__// \\__// -- I thought you had them last?
did you put the /||\ /||\ .
. ray guns? |||| ||||
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Obviously a continuance of your previous "pathfinder landing" pic in which
they discussed suing earth for destroying thier prized rock garden :-)
Sorry if I got the characters' names wrong, I'm not quite up to date on
Martian nameing conventions and spellings :-)
I made a slight diddle to the land rover and the Martians' head/face/antenna
positions for emphasis :-)
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On Tue, 26 Jan 1999 23:15:04 -0600, "JRO" <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote: > > . . . * > . * . . * > /\ > . /\ / \_ . > / \ . __/ . | . /\ . |\ > / \ \ | | . | / \ | \ > /\/ \ | | | / / \ |. | > / \ \_ | . | / . \ \ | |_ > / . \__..--__| . |_____/ . \\_.-.| | |__ > /_____... _________ ---...__ ____ ___...---..._____...---__ > _________ ____ . . > . +|USA + |+ |_|--| > |_________| . |____| > // /-\ \\ | . _____ . > . // /___\ \\ | ///|\\\ > _//_ _\\_ .|. > _ . _______ > . _ |_|()___ . jro ////||\\\ > ___ /=========|_\ . . > //|\\ (o)) (o)) > . . .____________ Look Usa dropped more of > . . / . his toys here again. > ______ \__/ \__/ / He really is the messiest > ///||\\\ (__) (__) . alien we've seen so far. > //()\\ //()\\ > . \\__// \\__// > . /||\ /||\ . > |||| |||| > (_)(_) (_)(_) >
JRO wrote in message <36ae9cf8.0@206.103.97.91>... >This is how to do this: > Ever'one look at this here asciy cartoon, and > make a funny caption and post it. Then we'll > see who done come up with the funniest caption, > and ever'body will read it, and think, "Yea, > that are funnier than the one I thought of." > The winner will then git to say to his/herse'f, > "Yea, mine is the funniest, provin' I is funnier > than all them other folks, an' prob'ly should > git some kinder national recognition fer it."... > .... Which you prob'ly won't, but doan let that > stop you from wishin' anyways. > > So, let's see how many of you kin come up with a > funny caption fer this here cartoon which don't > have one...... > > Where are the food rations? Not under these rocks. Shoot I left them in my other suit. > > > > . . . * > . * . . * > /\ > . /\ / \_ . > / \ . __/ . | . /\ . |\ > / \ \ | | . | / \ | \ > /\/ \ | | | / / \ |. | > / \ \_ | . | / . \ \ | |_ > / . \__..--__| . |_____/ . \\_.-.| | |__ > /_____... _________ ---...__ ____ ___...---..._____...---__ > _________ ____ . . > . +|USA + |+ |_|--| > |_________| . |____| > // /-\ \\ | . _____ . > . // /___\ \\ | ///|\\\ > _//_ _\\_ .|. > _ . _______ > . _ |_|()___ . jro ////||\\\ > ___ /=========|_\ . . > //|\\ (o)) (o)) > . . . > . . . > ______ \__/ \__/ > ///||\\\ (__) (__) . > //()\\ //()\\ > . \\__// \\__// > . /||\ /||\ . > |||| |||| > (_)(_) (_)(_) > > >Jonathon R. Oglesbee > >oglesbee@ > mail.fullnet.net > > > > >
JRO wrote: > > This is how to do this: > Ever'one look at this here asciy cartoon, and > make a funny caption and post it. Then we'll > see who done come up with the funniest caption, > and ever'body will read it, and think, "Yea, > that are funnier than the one I thought of." > The winner will then git to say to his/herse'f, > "Yea, mine is the funniest, provin' I is funnier > than all them other folks, an' prob'ly should > git some kinder national recognition fer it."... > .... Which you prob'ly won't, but doan let that > stop you from wishin' anyways. > > So, let's see how many of you kin come up with a > funny caption fer this here cartoon which don't > have one...... > > . . . * > . * . . * > /\ > . /\ / \_ . > / \ . __/ . | . /\ . |\ > / \ \ | | . | / \ | \ > /\/ \ | | | / / \ |. | > / \ \_ | . | / . \ \ | |_ > / . \__..--__| . |_____/ . \\_.-.| | |__ > /_____... _________ ---...__ ____ ___...---..._____...---__ > _________ ____ . . > . +|USA + |+ |_|--| > |_________| . |____| > // /-\ \\ | . _____ . > . // /___\ \\ | ///|\\\ > _//_ _\\_ .|. > _ . _______ > . _ |_|()___ . jro ////||\\\ > ___ /=========|_\ . . > //|\\ (o)) (o)) @----------------------@ > . . _| These earthlings are | > . . / | abosolute litter bugs. | > \__/ \__/ / | They must be taught a | > @--------------@ --(__) (__)- | lesson. | > | Yes, let us |_/ //()\\ //()\\ *----------------------* > | start putting | \\__// \\__// > | our Edsels in | /||\ /||\ . > | their Grand | |||| |||| > | Canyon. | (_)(_) (_)(_) > *--------------* > > Jonathon R. Oglesbee > > oglesbee@ > mail.fullnet.net
JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote in message news:36ae9cf8.0@206.103.97.91... >This is how to do this: > Ever'one look at this here asciy cartoon, and > make a funny caption and post it. Then we'll > see who done come up with the funniest caption, > and ever'body will read it, and think, "Yea, > that are funnier than the one I thought of." > The winner will then git to say to his/herse'f, > "Yea, mine is the funniest, provin' I is funnier > than all them other folks, an' prob'ly should > git some kinder national recognition fer it."... > .... Which you prob'ly won't, but doan let that > stop you from wishin' anyways. > > So, let's see how many of you kin come up with a > funny caption fer this here cartoon which don't > have one...... > > > > > > . . . * > . * . . * > /\ > . /\ / \_ . > / \ . __/ . | . /\ . |\ > / \ \ | | . | / \ | \ > /\/ \ | | | / / \ |. | > / \ \_ | . | / . \ \ | |_ > / . \__..--__| . |_____/ . \\_.-.| | |__ > /_____... _________ ---...__ ____ ___...---..._____...---__ > _________ ____ . . > . +|USA + |+ |_|--| > |_________| . |____| > // /-\ \\ | . _____ . > . // /___\ \\ | ///|\\\ > _//_ _\\_ .|. > _ . _______ > . _ |_|()___ . jro ////||\\\ > ___ /=========|_\ . . > //|\\ (o)) (o)) > . . . > . . . > ______ \__/ \__/ > ///||\\\ (__) (__) . > //()\\ //()\\ > . \\__// \\__// > . /||\ /||\ . > |||| |||| > (_)(_) (_)(_) Since when did they change the theme of American Gladiators? > > >Jonathon R. Oglesbee > >oglesbee@ > mail.fullnet.net > > > > > -Jesse
JRO wrote: > > . . . * > . * . . * > /\ > . /\ / \_ . > / \ . __/ . | . /\ . |\ > / \ \ | | . | / \ | \ > /\/ \ | | | / / \ |. | > / \ \_ | . | / . \ \ | |_ > / . \__..--__| . |_____/ . \\_.-.| | |__ > /_____... _________ ---...__ ____ ___...---..._____...---__ > _________ ____ . . > . +|USA + |+ |_|--| > |_________| . |____| > // /-\ \\ | . _____ . > . // /___\ \\ | ///|\\\ > _//_ _\\_ .|. > _ . _______ > . _ |_|()___ . jro ////||\\\ > ___ /=========|_\ . . > //|\\ (o)) (o)) > . . . > . . Can I have one Mommy? > ______ \__/ Pleeeeeease!!! Can I? > ///||\\\ (__) \__/ / . > //()\\\__(__) > . \\__//`-- ()\\ > . /||\ \__// > |||| |||| > (_)(_) (_)(_) > > Jonathon R. Oglesbee > > oglesbee@ > mail.fullnet.net -- _ __ __ _ _ __ ___.--'_`. \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ .'_`--.___ __ ( _`.'. - 'o` ) \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | ( 'o` - .`.'_ ) _\.'_' _.-' \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| `-._ `_`./_ ( \`. ) //\` '/\\ ( .'/ ) \_`-'`---'\\__, uggc://jjj.yhqq.yhgu.fr/~ix/ ,__//`---'`-'_/ \` `-\ r93...@fz.yhgu.fr /-' '/ ` ascii art chat: http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ '
Veronica Karlsson wrote in message <36B...@on.spammer>... >> . . Can I have one Mommy? >> ______ \__/ Pleeeeeease!!! Can I? >> ///||\\\ (__) \__/ / . >> //()\\\__(__) >> . \\__//`-- ()\\ >> . /||\ \__// >> |||| |||| >> (_)(_) (_)(_) No, and if you ask again, I'm going to have to slap you.... JRO
This one is okay, but I think your first one was funnier. JRO
JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote in message news:36ae9cf8.0@206.103.97.91... >This is how to do this: > Ever'one look at this here asciy cartoon, and > make a funny caption and post it. Then we'll > see who done come up with the funniest caption, > and ever'body will read it, and think, "Yea, > that are funnier than the one I thought of." > The winner will then git to say to his/herse'f, > "Yea, mine is the funniest, provin' I is funnier > than all them other folks, an' prob'ly should > git some kinder national recognition fer it."... > .... Which you prob'ly won't, but doan let that > stop you from wishin' anyways. > > So, let's see how many of you kin come up with a > funny caption fer this here cartoon which don't > have one...... > > > > > > . . . * > . * . . * > /\ > . /\ / \_ . > / \ . __/ . | . /\ . |\ > / \ \ | | . | / \ | \ > /\/ \ | | | / / \ |. | > / \ \_ | . | / . \ \ | |_ > / . \__..--__| . |_____/ . \\_.-.| | |__ > /_____... _________ ---...__ ____ ___...---..._____...---__ > _________ ____ . . > . +|USA + |+ |_|--| > |_________| . |____| > // /-\ \\ | . _____ . > . // /___\ \\ | ///|\\\ > _//_ _\\_ .|. > _ . _______ > . _ |_|()___ . jro ////||\\\ > ___ /=========|_\ . . > //|\\ (o)) (o)) > . . . > . . . > ______ \__/ \__/ > ///||\\\ (__) (__) . > //()\\ //()\\ > . \\__// \\__// > . /||\ /||\ . > |||| |||| > (_)(_) (_)(_) Dude, I don't think I ever had acid THIS good before.. almost feels like we're on a different planet, man! > > >Jonathon R. Oglesbee > >oglesbee@ > mail.fullnet.net > > > > > -Jesse
Please include the other message, or at least the dialogue, so we can understand just what the heck you are talking about. John http://surf.to/TMNT JRO wrote in message <36b1a32f.0@206.103.97.91>... >This one is okay, but I think your first one was funnier. > >JRO > >
But, I LIKE to send posts withouth previous message
included. It looks much more asthetic, and there's no
confusion about who wrote which part of the message. Now,
there might be a little confusion about what is he talking
about, but life without a little confusion would be about
as interesting as...... well, I don't think you want to
hear about that....
Anyway, it's true enough. Usually, I don't include the
previous. If it's bothersome to you, just ignore me, like
my wife does.
JRO
JRO wrote: > This is how to do this: > Ever'one look at this here asciy cartoon, and > make a funny caption and post it. Then we'll > see who done come up with the funniest caption, > and ever'body will read it, and think, "Yea, > that are funnier than the one I thought of." > The winner will then git to say to his/herse'f, > "Yea, mine is the funniest, provin' I is funnier > than all them other folks, an' prob'ly should > git some kinder national recognition fer it."... > .... Which you prob'ly won't, but doan let that > stop you from wishin' anyways. > > So, let's see how many of you kin come up with a > funny caption fer this here cartoon which don't > have one...... > > . . . * > . * . . * > /\ > . /\ / \_ . > / \ . __/ . | . /\ . |\ > / \ \ | | . | / \ | \ > /\/ \ | | | / / \ |. | > / \ \_ | . | / . \ \ | |_ > / . \__..--__| . |_____/ . \\_.-.| | |__ > /_____... _________ ---...__ ____ ___...---..._____...---__ > _________ ____ . . > . +|USA + |+ |_|--| > |_________| . |____| > // /-\ \\ | . _____ . > . // /___\ \\ | ///|\\\ > _//_ _\\_ .|. > _ . _______ > . _ |_|()___ . jhcl ////||\\\ > ___ /=========|_\ . . > //|\\ (o)) (o)) > . ______ . . ___________ > . |BIBBITY\ O O O O / BEEP BEEP | > ______ \_HONK___> \__/ \__/ <___________/ > ///||\\\ (;;) (;;) . > //()\\ //()\\ > . \\__// \\__// > . /||\ /||\ . > |||| |||| > (_)(_) (_)(_) > > Jonathon R. Oglesbee > > oglesbee@ > mail.fullnet.net
John Smith wrote: > > > > . . . * > > . * . . * > > /\ > > . /\ / \_ . > > / \ . __/ . | . /\ . |\ > > / \ \ | | . | / \ | \ > > /\/ \ | | | / / \ |. | > > / \ \_ | . | / . \ \ | |_ > > / . \__..--__| . |_____/ . \\_.-.| | |__ > > /_____... _________ ---...__ ____ ___...---..._____...---__ > > _________ ____ . . > > . +|USA + |+ |_|--| > > |_________| . |____| > > // /-\ \\ | . _____ . > > . // /___\ \\ | ///|\\\ > > _//_ _\\_ .|. > > _ . _______ > > . _ |_|()___ . jhcl ////||\\\ > > ___ /=========|_\ . . > > //|\\ (o)) (o)) > > . ______ . . ___________ > > . |BIBBITY\ O O O O / BEEP BEEP | > > ______ \_HONK___> \__/ \__/ <___________/ > > ///||\\\ (;;) (;;) . > > //()\\ //()\\ > > . \\__// \\__// > > . /||\ /||\ . > > |||| |||| > > (_)(_) (_)(_) > > > > Jonathon R. Oglesbee > > > > oglesbee@ > > mail.fullnet.net Ha ha THAT'S funny :D joris
>-AD- wrote in message ... >"I'd like to see them explain *this* away as a 'weather baloon'..." > >-- > (-AD-) <morse 'at' ahab.demon.co.uk> Now this is a good one, indeed. JRO
Very Very Good. Disco Vinny wrote: > > . DISNEY LAND . * > . . So this is what the > earthlings call the > . . . happiest place on earth?. > . . / . > ______ \__/ \__/ > ///||\\\ (__) (__) . > //()\\ //()\\ > . \\__// \\__// > . /||\ /||\ . > |||| |||| > (_)(_) (_)(_) > > \\\\\\////// > John B. > 1) dk...@texasonline.net > 2) dis...@hotmail.com -- -+--++---+++----++++-----+++++-----++++----+++--++- ___ _.-| | |\__/,| (`\ { | | |o o |__ _) ) | Chris Evans "-.|___| _.( T ) ` / | cwe...@acm.org .--'-`-. _((_ `^--' /_< \ | 'Ride the Forth Dimensional .+|______|__.-||__)`-'(((/ (((/ | Wave to the Future' | --DeltaWave4 aka me Nika plays with a computer mouse BY: Mike Rosulek
Christopher Evans wrote in message <36B...@login.csupomona.edu>...
>Very Very Good.
Yes, I like all the various comic versions posted. Thanks for all the
response. This is a lot of fun.
JRO
> JRO wrote: > > > This is how to do this: > > Ever'one look at this here asciy cartoon, and > > make a funny caption and post it. Then we'll > > see who done come up with the funniest caption, > > and ever'body will read it, and think, "Yea, > > that are funnier than the one I thought of." > > The winner will then git to say to his/herse'f, > > "Yea, mine is the funniest, provin' I is funnier > > than all them other folks, an' prob'ly should > > git some kinder national recognition fer it."... > > .... Which you prob'ly won't, but doan let that > > stop you from wishin' anyways. > > > > So, let's see how many of you kin come up with a > > funny caption fer this here cartoon which don't > > have one...... > > > > . . . * > > . * . . * > > /\ > > . /\ / \_ . > > / \ . __/ . | . /\ . |\ > > / \ \ | | . | / \ | \ > > /\/ \ | | | / / \ |. | > > / \ \_ | . | / . \ \ | |_ > > / . \__..--__| . |_____/ . \\_.-.| | |__ > > /_____... _________ ---...__ ____ ___...---..._____...---__ > > _________ ____ . . > > . +|USA + |+ |_|--| > > |_________| . |____| > > // /-\ \\ | . _____ . > > . // /___\ \\ | ///|\\\ > > _//_ _\\_ .|. > > _ . _______ > > . _ |_|()___ . jhcl ////||\\\ > > ___ /=========|_\ . . > > //|\\ (o)) (o)) Goodness..... an obscene No, and if you ask again, I'm Martians cartoon! going to have to slap you.... \ . / > > . O O O O > > ______ \__/ \__/ > > ///||\\\ (;;) (;;) . > > //()\\ //()\\ > > . \\__// \\__// > > . /||\ /||\ . > > |||| |||| > > (_)(_) (_)(_) > > > > Jonathon R. Oglesbee > > > > oglesbee@ > > mail.fullnet.net huh huh huh... -- `, ,\, # |/ ? | ~ )\ /_ /\ \____ joris bellenger (b'ger) / \_/ \ e-mail: svz...@xs4all.nl http://www.xs4all.nl/~svzanten/joris/ascii/main.html / < ______ _> \ /___/ ,___/____) |\/
> . . . * > . * . . * > /\ > . /\ / \_ . > / \ . __/ . | . /\ . |\ > / \ \ | | . | / \ | \ > /\/ \ | | | / / \ |. | > / \ \_ | . | / . \ \ | |_ > / . \__..--__| . |_____/ . \\_.-.| | |__ > /_____... _________ ---...__ ____ ___...---..._____...---__ > _________ ____ . . > . +|USA + |+ |_|--| > |_________| . |____| > // /-\ \\ | . _____ . > . // /___\ \\ | ///|\\\ > _//_ _\\_ .|. > _ . _______ > . _ |_|()___ . jro ////||\\\ > ___ /=========|_\ . . > //|\\ (o)) (o)) > . . . > . . . > ______ \__/ \__/ > ///||\\\ (__) (__) . > //()\\ //()\\ > . \\__// \\__// > . /||\ /||\ . > |||| |||| > (_)(_) (_)(_) > "Christ! I thought you had the keys!!" ... "You got a coathanger?"
A belated but welcome entry..... Or did it just show up on my news reader late? Either way, thanks for your version. JRO
gir...@cgocable.net wrote in message
<36c...@news.cgocable.net>...
>"Christ! I thought you had the keys!!"
What? Who? Me? No, sorry. I left them in my other body.
Christ van Willegen
On Fri, 29 Jan 1999 08:11:11 -0600, JRO (ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove) wrote: : But, I LIKE to send posts withouth previous message : included. It looks much more asthetic, and there's no : confusion about who wrote which part of the message. Now, : there might be a little confusion about what is he talking : about, but life without a little confusion would be about : as interesting as...... well, I don't think you want to : hear about that.... It wouldn't be nearly so bad if your computer clock wasn't late, making your replies appear here before the original. Yes, I know about references headers, but this TIN doesn't do true threading and I'm not perverse enough to read the headers myself unless absolutely necessary.. (Just catching up with the NG, so maybe you've already fixed that by now..) -- __,,,------._ ,-/| `-. Ilmari Karonen (ilt...@sci.fi) ^ All opinions expressed /, '\, `. ,|"-;;.__ http://www.sci.fi/~iltzu/ | in this message are my / ' 4(_,-_,-"_,/.' `'--' ,------------------------' own. If you want me to "`-(_,-"" `-' (,' itz | make some for you too, you should pay for them!
Dear Ilmari,
I don't know what you are talking about..... I... well, I don't know
WHY I feel compelled to make reposts to articles that don't exist, yet. It's
just precognition.
But about that computer clock. Try though I have, I can't find the
damn key to wind it with. Any suggestions along this line would be
much appreciated.
Sorry for the trouble,
JRO
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