MAKE A CAPTION --- cartoon game

This is how to do this:
       Ever'one look at this here asciy cartoon, and
       make a funny caption and post it. Then we'll
      see who done come up with the funniest caption,
      and ever'body will read it, and think, "Yea,
      that are funnier than the one I thought of."
      The winner will then git to say to his/herse'f,
      "Yea, mine is the funniest, provin' I is funnier
       than all them other folks, an' prob'ly should
      git some kinder national recognition fer it."...
      .... Which you prob'ly won't, but doan let that
      stop you from wishin' anyways.

     So, let's see how many of you kin come up with a
     funny caption fer this here cartoon which don't
     have one......





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Jonathon R. Oglesbee

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