Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 22 Nov 1999.
Warning at bath...
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· 12 messages · 22 Nov 1999 - 30 Nov 1999
Henning 'Faroul' Peters <far...@gmx.net> wrote in message news:far...@gmx.net... > Hm, drawing people isn't my best... =:) > > > Faroul Disgusting! It's fine. The gag is all that counts, anyway. JRO
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Hm, drawing people isn't my best... =:)
Faroul
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Henning `Faroul' Peters - far...@gmx.net
Ich habe drei Haustiere, die dieselbe Funktion erf�llen wie ein Ehemann:
einen Hund, der jeden Morgen knurrt, einen Papagei, der den ganzen Nach-
mittag lang flucht, und eine Katze, die nachts sp�t nach Hause kommt.
- Marie Corelli, 1855-1924
I think this newsgroup as JRO pointed out is getting a little
homophobic.
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On Tue, 23 Nov 1999 17:10:15 +0000, Jay C the presbyter <Joe...@postYOURmasterBRA.co.uk> wrote: >:>>I think this newsgroup as JRO pointed out is getting a little >:>>homophobic. >:>> I concure
Jay C the presbyter <Joe...@postYOURmasterBRA.co.uk> wrote in message news:Z3b...@eidosnet.co.uk... > I think this newsgroup as JRO pointed out is getting a little > homophobic. > homo - The generic name for a species o bipedal, erect, large-brained hominids, now represented only by modern man. 2; Same. phobia - an exaggerated and persistant dread or aversion to; strong aversion or dislike. homophobia - "man aversion". This definition would seem to apply to lesbians... Your reference is puzzling. Do you mean this newsgroup is becoming "lesbian"? I hope not. JRO
In article<383f7422@206.103.97.91>, JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net- remove> writes: >Jay C the presbyter <Joe...@postYOURmasterBRA.co.uk> wrote in message news:Z3b7PFA >3ps...@eidosnet.co.uk... >> I think this newsgroup as JRO pointed out is getting a little >> homophobic. >> > > >homo - The generic name for a species o bipedal, erect, large-brained hominids, >now > represented only by modern man. 2; Same. > >phobia - an exaggerated and persistant dread or aversion to; strong aversion or >dislike. > > >homophobia - "man aversion". Uhunh. The whole coinage is a bit of a bodge up. First because the author of it has taken the prefix "homo-" to imply the whole word homosexual, and second because that word should more properly have been homeo-sexual (homeo = same, sex = gender, a person attracted to the same gender). But I'm sure you know what it means: homophobic, one with a fear or hatred against people attracted to the same gender; xenophobic, one with a fear or hatred against people of other races and nationalities. Two forms of bigotry. |~/ |~/ ~~|;'^';-._.-;'^';-._.-;'^';-._.-;'^';-._.-;||';-._.-;'^';||_.-;'^'0-|~~ P | Woof Woof, Glug Glug ||____________|| 0 | P O | Who Drowned the Judge's Dog? | . . . . . . . '----. 0 | O O | answers on *---|_______________ @__o0 | O L |<a href="news:alt.religion.scientology"></a>_____________|/_______| L and<a href="http://www.xemu.demon.co.uk/clam/lynx/q0.html"></a>XemuSP4(:)
Dave Bird <dav...@xemu.demon.co.uk> wrote in message news:5FM...@xemu.demon.co.uk... > In article<383f7422@206.103.97.91>, JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net- > remove> writes: > >Jay C the presbyter <Joe...@postYOURmasterBRA.co.uk> wrote in message news:Z3b7PFA > >3ps...@eidosnet.co.uk... > >> I think this newsgroup as JRO pointed out is getting a little > >> homophobic. > >> > > > > > >homo - The generic name for a species o bipedal, erect, large-brained hominids, > >now > > represented only by modern man. 2; Same. > > > >phobia - an exaggerated and persistant dread or aversion to; strong aversion or > >dislike. > > > > > >homophobia - "man aversion". > > > Uhunh. The whole coinage is a bit of a bodge up. First because the > author of it has taken the prefix "homo-" to imply the whole word > homosexual, and second because that word should more properly have > been homeo-sexual (homeo = same, sex = gender, a person attracted > to the same gender). > > But I'm sure you know what it means: homophobic, one with a fear > or hatred against people attracted to the same gender; xenophobic, > one with a fear or hatred against people of other races and > nationalities. Two forms of bigotry. Oh... A Sodomite. So, this newsgroup is becoming Sodo-phobic. That's nice. JRO
In article<38418843@206.103.97.91>, JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net- remove> writes: >> Uhunh. The whole coinage is a bit of a bodge up. First because the >> author of it has taken the prefix "homo-" to imply the whole word >> homosexual, and second because that word should more properly have >> been homeo-sexual (homeo = same, sex = gender, a person attracted >> to the same gender). >> >> But I'm sure you know what it means: homophobic, one with a fear >> or hatred against people attracted to the same gender; xenophobic, >> one with a fear or hatred against people of other races and >> nationalities. Two forms of bigotry. > >Oh... A Sodomite. So, this newsgroup is becoming Sodo-phobic. >That's nice. Uhunh. And I suppose you could rewrite "xenophobic" as "niggerphobic" if you were of a similar mind towards other races. On the grounds that "stranger" is a misleading root-word, it really means at least foreigner and mostly other races. |~/ |~/ ~~|;'^';-._.-;'^';-._.-;'^';-._.-;'^';-._.-;||';-._.-;'^';||_.-;'^'0-|~~ P | Woof Woof, Glug Glug ||____________|| 0 | P O | Who Drowned the Judge's Dog? | . . . . . . . '----. 0 | O O | answers on *---|_______________ @__o0 | O L |<a href="news:alt.religion.scientology"></a>_____________|/_______| L and<a href="http://www.xemu.demon.co.uk/clam/lynx/q0.html"></a>XemuSP4(:)
In article <38418843@206.103.97.91>, ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove (JRO) wrote: > Oh... A Sodomite. > So, this newsgroup is becoming Sodo-phobic. > That's nice. > My SO can't drink drink fizzy drinks (the bubbles make her feel sick). Does that make *her* Soda-phobic? Come to think about it, she can't stand The Simpsons. Maybe she's Homer-phobic as well. :-) /\/\ark ~|~ennant (to send a personal reply remove ".nospam")
JRO wrote: > Oh... A Sodomite. So, this newsgroup is becoming Sodo-phobic. > That's nice. Watch your knickers, John... ________________________ \ \ \ sODOmiTeS uNIte! \ \_______________________\ \ ___ \ \ // ) \_ (\________(_/_/\_________\) `---------, ,--------' \ \ _\ \__ ( \ ) \___\___/
miK <mic@dataweb.BOUNCE_SPAM.nl> wrote in message news:384...@NEWS.DATAWEB.NL... > JRO wrote: > > > Oh... A Sodomite. So, this newsgroup is becoming Sodo-phobic. > > That's nice. > > Watch your knickers, John... > > ________________________ > \ \ > \ sODOmiTeS uNIte! \ > \_______________________\ > \ ___ \ > \ // ) \_ > (\________(_/_/\_________\) > `---------, ,--------' > \ \ > _\ \__ > ( \ ) > \___\___/ > > You know... That looks like just the thing Krogg might use one of them swords on... JRO
Mark and Gill Tennant <man...@cix.nospam.co.uk> wrote in message news:mem...@mandgtennant.compulink.co.uk... > In article <38418843@206.103.97.91>, ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove > (JRO) wrote: > > > Oh... A Sodomite. > > So, this newsgroup is becoming Sodo-phobic. > > That's nice. > > > My SO can't drink drink fizzy drinks (the bubbles make her feel sick). > Does that make *her* Soda-phobic? > Come to think about it, she can't stand The Simpsons. Maybe she's > Homer-phobic as well. These things are both within the realms of possibility. JRO
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