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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 9 Feb 2000.
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Help with effect...

Help with effect...

alt.ascii-art · 10 messages · 9 Feb 2000 - 15 Feb 2000
Ojosh!ro <ojo...@mindless.com> ASCII art 9 Feb 2000 00:00 · permalink
Imagine, yuo take a female body... (Yes, you dream of that, don't you?)
and cover it with a sheet of rubber with lines printed on.
You should now see a distortion in the distance between the lines...
(Attention please, the blackboard is here!)
This is an illustration to show what I mean...

Anybody got an idea of how to make it look more...realistic?

_____________________________.-"""-.________________
_______________________.-""-"""""""""-""-.__________
_______________________.-."".-.""".-."".-.__________
______________________."-.".-"-.".-"-.".-"._________
______________________.".." .-. " .-. ".____________
__________________________."   """   "._____________
__________________________.-"""""""""-._____________
___________________________.""""""""".______________
___________________________.-"""""""-.______________
___________________________.--"""""--.______________
____________________________.-"""""-._______________
___________________________.--"""""--.______________
___________________________.-"""-"""-.______________
__________________________.-""""-""""-._____________
__________________________."""-"""-"""._____________
_________________________.-"""--"--"""-.____________
_________________________.-""""---""""-.____________
_________________________.-""""-.-""""-.____________
_________________________.--"""-.-"""--.____________
_________________________.--"""-.-"""--.____________
__________________________.-"""-.-"""-._____________
__________________________.-"""-.-"""-._____________
___________________________.-""-.-""-.______________
___________________________.--"-.-"--.______________
____________________________.-"-.-"-._______________
____________________________.-"-.-"-._______________
____________________________.-"".""-._______________
____________________________.-"-.-"-._______________
___________________________.-""-.-""-.______________
_o!O_______________________.-""-.-""-.______________
____________________________.-"-.-"-._______________
Ojosh!ro
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In article <950...@perla.rotterdam.luna.net>, "Ojosh!ro"
<ojosh!r...@mindless.com> wrote:
> 
> Imagine, yuo take a female body... (Yes, you dream of that, don't you?)
> and cover it with a sheet of rubber with lines printed on.
> You should now see a distortion in the distance between the lines...
> (Attention please, the blackboard is here!)
> This is an illustration to show what I mean...
> 
> Anybody got an idea of how to make it look more...realistic?
> 
> _____________________________.-"""-.________________
> _______________________.-""-"""""""""-""-.__________
> _______________________.-."".-.""".-."".-.__________
> ______________________."-.".-"-.".-"-.".-"._________
> ______________________.".." .-. " .-. ".____________
> __________________________."   """   "._____________
> __________________________.-"""""""""-._____________
> ___________________________.""""""""".______________
> ___________________________.-"""""""-.______________
> ___________________________.--"""""--.______________
> ____________________________.-"""""-._______________
> ___________________________.--"""""--.______________
> ___________________________.-"""-"""-.______________
> __________________________.-""""-""""-._____________
> __________________________."""-"""-"""._____________
> _________________________.-"""--"--"""-.____________
> _________________________.-""""---""""-.____________
> _________________________.-""""-.-""""-.____________
> _________________________.--"""-.-"""--.____________
> _________________________.--"""-.-"""--.____________
> __________________________.-"""-.-"""-._____________
> __________________________.-"""-.-"""-._____________
> ___________________________.-""-.-""-.______________
> ___________________________.--"-.-"--.______________
> ____________________________.-"-.-"-._______________
> ____________________________.-"-.-"-._______________
> ____________________________.-"".""-._______________
> ____________________________.-"-.-"-._______________
> ___________________________.-""-.-""-.______________
> _o!O_______________________.-""-.-""-.______________
> ____________________________.-"-.-"-._______________


by adding the head, arms and feet?
____________________________________________________
______________________________.-"-._________________
_____________________________.-"""-.________________
____________________________.-""-""-._______________
____________________________.-''-''-._______________
_____________________________."'='".________________
______________________________'---'_________________
_____________________________.-"""-.________________
_______________________.-""-"""""""""-""-.__________
_______________________.-."".-.""".-."".-.__________
______________________."-.".-"-.".-"-.".-"._________
______________________.".." .-. " .-. ".."._________
______________________."._."   """   "._."._________
______________________."._.-"""""""""-._."._________
______________________.".__.""""""""".__."._________
______________________.".__.-"""""""-.__."._________
______________________.".__.--"""""--.__."._________
______________________.".___.-"""""-.___."._________
______________________.".__.--"""""--.__."._________
______________________."._.-""""-""""-._."._________
______________________."..-"""""-"""""-.."._________
______________________."..""""-"""-"""".."._________
______________________.".."""""-"-""""".."._________
______________________."..-""""-"-""""-.."._________
______________________."..-""""---""""-.."._________
______________________."_.--"""-.-"""--._"._________
_______________________"_.--"""-.-"""--._"__________
__________________________.-"""-.-"""-._____________
__________________________.-"""-.-"""-._____________
___________________________.-""-.-""-.______________
___________________________.--"-.-"--.______________
____________________________.-"-.-"-._______________
____________________________.-"-.-"-._______________
____________________________.-"".""-._______________
____________________________.-"-.-"-._______________
___________________________.-""-.-""-.______________
___________________________.-""-.-""-.______________
____________________________.-"-.-"-._______________
_____________________________.""."".________________
______________________________.-.-._________________
______________________________.-.-._________________
__o!O_______________________.-"".""-._______________
___________________________.-"""."""-.______________
____________________________________________________


or perhaps she has fins instead of feet:

____________________________________________________
______________________________.-"-._________________
_____________________________.-"""-.________________
____________________________.-""-""-._______________
____________________________.-''-''-._______________
_____________________________."'='".________________
______________________________'---'_________________
_____________________________.-"""-.________________
_______________________.-""-"""""""""-""-.__________
_______________________.-."".-.""".-."".-.__________
______________________."-.".-"-.".-"-.".-"._________
______________________.".." .-. " .-. ".."._________
______________________."._."   """   "._."._________
______________________."._.-"""""""""-._."._________
______________________.".__.""""""""".__."._________
______________________.".__.-"""""""-.__."._________
______________________.".__.--"""""--.__."._________
______________________.".___.-"""""-.___."._________
______________________.".__.--"""""--.__."._________
______________________."._.-""""-""""-._."._________
______________________."..-"""""-"""""-.."._________
______________________."..""""""""""""".."._________
______________________."..""""-"""-"""".."._________
______________________."..-""""-"-""""-.."._________
______________________."..-""""-.-""""-.."._________
______________________."_.--"""-.-"""--._"._________
_______________________"_.--"""-.-"""--._"__________
__________________________.-"""-.-"""-._____________
__________________________.-"""-.-"""-._____________
___________________________.-""-.-""-.______________
___________________________.--"-.-"--.______________
____________________________.-"-.-"-._______________
____________________________.-"-.-"-._______________
____________________________.-"".""-._______________
____________________________.-"-.-"-._______________
___________________________.-""-.-""-.______________
___________________________.-""-.-""-.______________
____________________________.-"-.-"-._______________
__o!O________________________.""."".________________
______________________________.-.-._________________
______________________________.-.-._________________
____________________________.-"".""-._______________
___________________________.-"""""""-.______________
__________________________.-"""""""""-._____________
_________________________.-"""""."""""-.____________
________________________.-"""""._."""""-.___________
_______________________.-"""._______."""-.__________
____________________.-""".____________."""-.________
____________________________________________________


Cool effect, Ojo!  ...but why are you covering her in rubber?!



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Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> ASCII art 9 Feb 2000 00:00 · permalink
llizard wrote:
> 
> In article <950...@perla.rotterdam.luna.net>, "Ojosh!ro"
> <ojosh!r...@mindless.com> wrote:
> >
> > Imagine, yuo take a female body... (Yes, you dream of that, don't you?)
> > and cover it with a sheet of rubber with lines printed on.

> 
> Cool effect, Ojo!  ...but why are you covering her in rubber?!

Its cause he is paranoid about catching a STD.I dont know
waht the lines  are about,except to measure how far the
spooge shoots.

Obascii:

A burger.
        _______
       (_______)
        %%%%%%%
       (_______)
 

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llizard wrote:
> 
> In article <950...@perla.rotterdam.luna.net>, "Ojosh!ro"
> <ojosh!r...@mindless.com> wrote:
> >
> > Imagine, yuo take a female body... (Yes, you dream of that, don't you?)
> > and cover it with a sheet of rubber with lines printed on.
> > You should now see a distortion in the distance between the lines...
> > (Attention please, the blackboard is here!)
> > This is an illustration to show what I mean...
> >
> > Anybody got an idea of how to make it look more...realistic?

> Cool effect, Ojo!  ...but why are you covering her in rubber?!

rubber sheets are airtight, so it'll keep he quiet =)
Naah, I might aswell have said spandex/lycra...
Only I might have had to explain. So I took rubber... Everybody
knows rubber.

It has nothing to do with my latexfetish =)
(Which is actually nonexistent... I find that spandex/lycra much
more interesting *grin*)

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Krogg wrote:
> 
> Obascii:
> 
> A burger.
>         _______
>        (_______)
>         %%%%%%%
>        (_______)
 
         .......
        (_______)
         %%%%%%%
        (_______)
 
A burger with sesame seed buns.

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Adonien <ado...@1010011010.cjb.net> ASCII art 11 Feb 2000 00:00 · permalink
[Thu, 10 Feb 2000 21:21:01 GMT] Shaun Mead posted in alt.ascii-art : 

> Krogg wrote:
> 
> > A burger.
> >         _______
> >        (_______)
> >         %%%%%%%
> >        (_______)
> 
>          .......
>         (_______)
>          %%%%%%%
>         (_______)
>  
> A burger with sesame seed buns.

         ....... 
        (_______)
         %%%%%%% 
        (_v___v_)

A burger with sesame seed buns and big fangs.

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Veronica Karlsson <aci...@earthling.net> ASCII art 14 Feb 2000 00:00 · permalink
Adonien wrote:
> Shaun Mead wrote:
> > Krogg wrote:
> > >
> > > A burger.
> > >         _______
> > >        (_______)
> > >         %%%%%%%
> > >        (_______)
> >
> >          .......
> >         (_______)
> >          %%%%%%%
> >         (_______)
> >
> > A burger with sesame seed buns.
> 
>          .......
>         (_______)
>          %%%%%%%
>         (_v___v_)
> 
> A burger with sesame seed buns and big fangs.
> 

No, that's a burger with sesame seed buns and small fangs. This is a
burger with sesame seed buns and big fangs:

         ....... 
        (_______)
         %%%%%%% 
        (_V___V_)


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[SNIP OF TOTALLY UNRELATED DISCUSSION ABOUT HAMBURGERS]

Hey thanks Llizzy!
I didn't quite understand where I asked for burgers...

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ojo...@lunatech.com

In article <950...@perla.rotterdam.luna.net>, "Ojosh!ro"
<ojosh!r...@mindless.com> wrote:
> 
> [SNIP OF TOTALLY UNRELATED DISCUSSION ABOUT HAMBURGERS]
> 
> Hey thanks Llizzy!
> I didn't quite understand where I asked for burgers...

You're welcs ojoshirrryyyyyyyyyy Glad to be of service.

I believe it was a subliminal message in the rubber sheeting covering
that poor corpse (folded rubber sheeting has a distinct resemblance to
fast food hamburger patties....)

Having a loathing for mystery meat, I NEVER eat hamburgers now.

obascii:
                   (
                   |       ha
             __  w \ ,^%--- ha
           _/  \ |__\>  \ ha      But roast chicken?
       _:=<_)__<)__  >          
      [____________]_>,^          Mmmmmm!!!!
  ejm  |        //|| |



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llizard wrote:
> 
> In article <950...@perla.rotterdam.luna.net>, "Ojosh!ro"
> <ojosh!r...@mindless.com> wrote:
> >
> > [SNIP OF TOTALLY UNRELATED DISCUSSION ABOUT HAMBURGERS]
> >
> > Hey thanks Llizzy!
> > I didn't quite understand where I asked for burgers...
> 
> You're welcs ojoshirrryyyyyyyyyy Glad to be of service.

LOL Ojoshirrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ?? =)
Thank you Llizzzyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy =)

> I believe it was a subliminal message in the rubber sheeting covering
> that poor corpse (folded rubber sheeting has a distinct resemblance to
> fast food hamburger patties....)

But sweetheart, she wasn't dead, just showing off her curves...

There was a message?
Dang! I missed it!

> Having a loathing for mystery meat, I NEVER eat hamburgers now.

Ghee... I wonder why...

> obascii:
>                    (
>                    |       ha
>              __  w \ ,^%--- ha
>            _/  \ |__\>  \ ha      But roast chicken?
>        _:=<_)__<)__  >
>       [____________]_>,^          Mmmmmm!!!!
>   ejm  |        //|| |

That's not a mystery ?
Hey! You got an I-mac now???

Well, greetings, hugs and kisses =)
Ojosh!ro
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