Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 9 Feb 2000.
Help with effect...
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· 10 messages · 9 Feb 2000 - 15 Feb 2000
Imagine, yuo take a female body... (Yes, you dream of that, don't you?) and cover it with a sheet of rubber with lines printed on. You should now see a distortion in the distance between the lines... (Attention please, the blackboard is here!) This is an illustration to show what I mean... Anybody got an idea of how to make it look more...realistic? _____________________________.-"""-.________________ _______________________.-""-"""""""""-""-.__________ _______________________.-."".-.""".-."".-.__________ ______________________."-.".-"-.".-"-.".-"._________ ______________________.".." .-. " .-. ".____________ __________________________." """ "._____________ __________________________.-"""""""""-._____________ ___________________________.""""""""".______________ ___________________________.-"""""""-.______________ ___________________________.--"""""--.______________ ____________________________.-"""""-._______________ ___________________________.--"""""--.______________ ___________________________.-"""-"""-.______________ __________________________.-""""-""""-._____________ __________________________."""-"""-"""._____________ _________________________.-"""--"--"""-.____________ _________________________.-""""---""""-.____________ _________________________.-""""-.-""""-.____________ _________________________.--"""-.-"""--.____________ _________________________.--"""-.-"""--.____________ __________________________.-"""-.-"""-._____________ __________________________.-"""-.-"""-._____________ ___________________________.-""-.-""-.______________ ___________________________.--"-.-"--.______________ ____________________________.-"-.-"-._______________ ____________________________.-"-.-"-._______________ ____________________________.-"".""-._______________ ____________________________.-"-.-"-._______________ ___________________________.-""-.-""-.______________ _o!O_______________________.-""-.-""-.______________ ____________________________.-"-.-"-._______________ Ojosh!ro -- Europe: The final countdown ojo...@lunatech.com
In article <950...@perla.rotterdam.luna.net>, "Ojosh!ro" <ojosh!r...@mindless.com> wrote: > > Imagine, yuo take a female body... (Yes, you dream of that, don't you?) > and cover it with a sheet of rubber with lines printed on. > You should now see a distortion in the distance between the lines... > (Attention please, the blackboard is here!) > This is an illustration to show what I mean... > > Anybody got an idea of how to make it look more...realistic? > > _____________________________.-"""-.________________ > _______________________.-""-"""""""""-""-.__________ > _______________________.-."".-.""".-."".-.__________ > ______________________."-.".-"-.".-"-.".-"._________ > ______________________.".." .-. " .-. ".____________ > __________________________." 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NOTE: I never pick up my mail from the yahoo address. If you are e-mailing and hit the reply button, add an "e" to "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers. -- ___ cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca _/ | ,^%--- llizard aka ejm |_____| __<_ \ it smacks of necrophelia! --- == >/ [_____] __>,^ ASCII-ar+ and ASCII-anima+ions ejm| | //| | http://www.crosswinds.net/~llizard/
llizard wrote: > > In article <950...@perla.rotterdam.luna.net>, "Ojosh!ro" > <ojosh!r...@mindless.com> wrote: > > > > Imagine, yuo take a female body... (Yes, you dream of that, don't you?) > > and cover it with a sheet of rubber with lines printed on. > > Cool effect, Ojo! ...but why are you covering her in rubber?! Its cause he is paranoid about catching a STD.I dont know waht the lines are about,except to measure how far the spooge shoots. Obascii: A burger. _______ (_______) %%%%%%% (_______) -- |"""""<`.THE PRINCE ,'>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""| | `.`/""""""\,',' my sig is too big, | |SEE HIS ( / \ \' SEE HIS but its really cool. | | FACE \/<> <>\/ SMILE | | / W \ Visit my ascii art site: | | ,'\_|||||_/`. http://www.gtcom.net/~krogg/ascii/ | | ,',' ||| `.`. kro...@gtcom.net | |____<,' TIME TO DIE `.>____Remove no.to.spam to reply____|
llizard wrote: > > In article <950...@perla.rotterdam.luna.net>, "Ojosh!ro" > <ojosh!r...@mindless.com> wrote: > > > > Imagine, yuo take a female body... (Yes, you dream of that, don't you?) > > and cover it with a sheet of rubber with lines printed on. > > You should now see a distortion in the distance between the lines... > > (Attention please, the blackboard is here!) > > This is an illustration to show what I mean... > > > > Anybody got an idea of how to make it look more...realistic? > Cool effect, Ojo! ...but why are you covering her in rubber?! rubber sheets are airtight, so it'll keep he quiet =) Naah, I might aswell have said spandex/lycra... Only I might have had to explain. So I took rubber... Everybody knows rubber. It has nothing to do with my latexfetish =) (Which is actually nonexistent... I find that spandex/lycra much more interesting *grin*) > -- > ___ cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca > _/ | ,^%--- llizard aka ejm > |_____| __<_ \ it smacks of necrophelia! > --- == >/ > [_____] __>,^ ASCII-ar+ and ASCII-anima+ions > ejm| | //| | http://www.crosswinds.net/~llizard/ -- Europe: The final countdown ojo...@lunatech.com
Krogg wrote: > > Obascii: > > A burger. > _______ > (_______) > %%%%%%% > (_______) ....... (_______) %%%%%%% (_______) A burger with sesame seed buns. -- /\----------------------------------+---------------------/\ / From the crazy mind of Shaun Mead.|____________________/ \ / Got ICQ? Reach me at 26586042. | Are grapes following \ ( BEWARE THE MONSOON! Check out | you to work? You may ) \ http://www.rctm.homepage.com | be hallucinating. / \ shaun.mead(at)ns.sympatico.ca | - Mad Magazine / \/----------------------------------+---------------------\/
[Thu, 10 Feb 2000 21:21:01 GMT] Shaun Mead posted in alt.ascii-art : > Krogg wrote: > > > A burger. > > _______ > > (_______) > > %%%%%%% > > (_______) > > ....... > (_______) > %%%%%%% > (_______) > > A burger with sesame seed buns. ....... (_______) %%%%%%% (_v___v_) A burger with sesame seed buns and big fangs. -- Adonien | Ultra Discreet Underground Secret Society http://1010011010.n3.net | member #000001 - 000...@uduss.cjb.net ado...@1010011010.cjb.net | http://uduss.n3.net ________________________________________________________________________ -Audentes Fortuna Juvat
Adonien wrote: > Shaun Mead wrote: > > Krogg wrote: > > > > > > A burger. > > > _______ > > > (_______) > > > %%%%%%% > > > (_______) > > > > ....... > > (_______) > > %%%%%%% > > (_______) > > > > A burger with sesame seed buns. > > ....... > (_______) > %%%%%%% > (_v___v_) > > A burger with sesame seed buns and big fangs. > No, that's a burger with sesame seed buns and small fangs. This is a burger with sesame seed buns and big fangs: ....... (_______) %%%%%%% (_V___V_) -- (, http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ /|__--__ . __--__ |\ '__ /|\ _{ _ `.' / `.,_ _________ | _________ _,.' (/ `. / ||``._.' ASCII ART CHAT! `---'|:||,/ .' /| /|:| \ .' /\ \ __ __ _ `/|'\' ` `,/ /`,\ \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ /,'\ \ .'.' /| \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | |\ `.`. ,' / / | \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| | \ \ `, - `- -- `-'- -ejm-------------------------------------VK-- -`-' -- -' -
[SNIP OF TOTALLY UNRELATED DISCUSSION ABOUT HAMBURGERS]
Hey thanks Llizzy!
I didn't quite understand where I asked for burgers...
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There are no facts, only interpretations.
Friedrich Nietzsche
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In article <950...@perla.rotterdam.luna.net>, "Ojosh!ro" <ojosh!r...@mindless.com> wrote: > > [SNIP OF TOTALLY UNRELATED DISCUSSION ABOUT HAMBURGERS] > > Hey thanks Llizzy! > I didn't quite understand where I asked for burgers... You're welcs ojoshirrryyyyyyyyyy Glad to be of service. I believe it was a subliminal message in the rubber sheeting covering that poor corpse (folded rubber sheeting has a distinct resemblance to fast food hamburger patties....) Having a loathing for mystery meat, I NEVER eat hamburgers now. obascii: ( | ha __ w \ ,^%--- ha _/ \ |__\> \ ha But roast chicken? _:=<_)__<)__ > [____________]_>,^ Mmmmmm!!!! ejm | //|| | NOTE: I never pick up my mail from the yahoo address. If you are e-mailing and hit the reply button, add an "e" to "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers. -- ___ llizard aka ejm cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca _/ | ,^%--- http://www.crosswinds.net/~llizard/ |_____| __<_ \ Yikes!! --- == >/ Or maybe they thought that the woman was [_____] __>,^ under the sheet because she looked like ejm| | //| | hamburger. brrr... No wonder you covered her!
llizard wrote: > > In article <950...@perla.rotterdam.luna.net>, "Ojosh!ro" > <ojosh!r...@mindless.com> wrote: > > > > [SNIP OF TOTALLY UNRELATED DISCUSSION ABOUT HAMBURGERS] > > > > Hey thanks Llizzy! > > I didn't quite understand where I asked for burgers... > > You're welcs ojoshirrryyyyyyyyyy Glad to be of service. LOL Ojoshirrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ?? =) Thank you Llizzzyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy =) > I believe it was a subliminal message in the rubber sheeting covering > that poor corpse (folded rubber sheeting has a distinct resemblance to > fast food hamburger patties....) But sweetheart, she wasn't dead, just showing off her curves... There was a message? Dang! I missed it! > Having a loathing for mystery meat, I NEVER eat hamburgers now. Ghee... I wonder why... > obascii: > ( > | ha > __ w \ ,^%--- ha > _/ \ |__\> \ ha But roast chicken? > _:=<_)__<)__ > > [____________]_>,^ Mmmmmm!!!! > ejm | //|| | That's not a mystery ? Hey! You got an I-mac now??? Well, greetings, hugs and kisses =) Ojosh!ro -- Australian Cunnilingus: Eating Platypussy ojo...@lunatech.com
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