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alt.ascii-art · 5 messages · 8 Feb 2000 - 9 Feb 2000
t...@cm.net 8 Feb 2000 00:00 · permalink · report
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senad hodzic <sho...@ccsf.cc.ca.us> ASCII art 8 Feb 2000 00:00 · permalink · report
yo people
you are  lost
instead to showe moral u show ure brutal culture education school
is that what you are representing
one day you 'll ask ure selfe for putting jokes about Jesus (peace upon
him)just stupidand people who doesnt read about Jesus(p.u.h.)could say and
make jokes what would u say if someone write something about u and 
first start from ure self. I see good inspiration but many of them
following wrong steps. turn ure selve its time for forgivnes
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"God will not change situtation of nation till that nation change their 
behaiver upon Him"(Baqara Kur'an)

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Phelan Ave. 
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every day from 10am - 05pm 
discusions, debate, questions,
 meet muslims personaly not over media

senad hodzic <sho...@ccsf.cc.ca.us> wrote:
: yo people
: you are  lost
: instead to showe moral u show ure brutal culture education school
: is that what you are representing
: one day you 'll ask ure selfe for putting jokes about Jesus (peace upon
: him)just stupidand people who doesnt read about Jesus(p.u.h.)could say and
: make jokes what would u say if someone write something about u and 
: first start from ure self. I see good inspiration but many of them
: following wrong steps. turn ure selve its time for forgivnes
:  :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
:  :::IN THE NAME OF ALLAH MOST MERCIFUL MOST COMPASSIONATE:::
:  :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

*lol*

senad hodzic wrote:
corr:senad hodzic attempted to spell:
> 
> yo people
> you are  lost
> instead to showe moral u show ure brutal culture education school
> is that what you are representing

And we are lost... Please help me, I'm laughing my head off.

> one day you 'll ask ure selfe for putting jokes about Jesus (peace upon
> him)just stupidand people who doesnt read about Jesus(p.u.h.)could say and
> make jokes what would u say if someone write something about u and
> first start from ure self. I see good inspiration but many of them
> following wrong steps. turn ure selve its time for forgivnes

As if I care... It leaves me arctic...

>  :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
>  :::IN THE NAME OF ALLAH MOST MERCIFUL MOST COMPASSIONATE:::
>  :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

The same in whose name so many wars were started?
Looks like a mayan bloodgod to me...

> "God will not change situtation of nation till that nation change their
> behaiver upon Him"(Baqara Kur'an)

I haven't seen those 'gods' very active lately...
Or they must be behind all the major bloodsheds of last century...
(Gott mit uns)
If you want to ventilate your sorry religious opinion on the net, get some
free flaming at alt.atheism.

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>           _O______\_|_C    _O   _\|____|__|_|_||
>          |         ..     |
>           _____________________________________
> _________| || w . ALLAH IS THE GREATEST , w || |_________
> \        | ||_|_|\    Senad Hodizc     /|_|_|| |        /
>  \       |        sho...@ccsf.cc.ca.us         |       /
>   \      |        http://www.islam.com         |      /
>   /      |        phon   (415)239-3974         |      \
>  /       |_____________________________________|       \
> /___________| City College of San Francisco |___________\
> Muslim Students Association City College of San Francisco

Maybe they should concentrate on learning people how to speak/write
proper english overthere in San Fransisco.

> Phelan Ave.
> Student Union MLK 1_st floor
> every day from 10am - 05pm
> discusions, debate, questions,
>  meet muslims personaly not over media

Oh go away Relipusher, go to alt.blasphemy or something...
Why do the stupidest of people always have to lure other people into their
own mistakes?
It makes them look less stupid?

Well loser, if you need a religion to explain reality, it's about time you
go the way of the Dodo.

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Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill?

Ojosh!ro
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ojo...@lunatech.com

Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> ASCII art 9 Feb 2000 00:00 · permalink · report
senad hodzic wrote:
> 
> yo people

HEH...

> you are  lost

Nope,You just found us.

> instead to showe moral u show ure brutal culture education school
> is that what you are representing

Ya,i guess.

> one day you 'll ask ure selfe for putting jokes about Jesus (peace upon
> him)just stupidand people who doesnt read about Jesus(p.u.h.)could say and
> make jokes

Ya'll want a jesus joke?

Q:How come jesus cant walkon water anymore? 

A:He gots holes in his feet now.

> what would u say if someone write something about u and
> first start from ure self.

I would sayed stuff und tings aboot udder objects plop plop.

> I see good inspiration but many of them
> following wrong steps. turn ure selve its time for forgivnes

AWWWWWW,you are so kind.

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>  :::IN THE NAME OF ALLAH MOST MERCIFUL MOST COMPASSIONATE:::
>  :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
> "God will not change situtation of nation till that nation change their
> behaiver upon Him"(Baqara Kur'an)

Oh praise Allah the mighty.......  NOT!

> Muslim Students Association City College of San Francisco

I doubt that anyone attending a college would have such
bad spelling and syntax without doing it on purpose.

> discusions, debate, questions,

What,a battle of wits with unarmed persons?

WHERE THE FUCK is your OBASCII?

Thanks  for the nice troll post,I was fun.

Obascii:

Its a wrench.....

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