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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 14 Oct 1998.
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Unknown Ascii Artist.

Unknown Ascii Artist.

alt.ascii-art · 9 messages · 14 Oct 1998 - 15 Oct 1998
joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> ASCII art 14 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
With all the flame wars (and others) that we have had,
I thought it would be appropriate to have a monument
for the Unknown Ascii Artist.
I made us one with the portrait(?) of our very
unknown ascii artist: Philip Powell/Phil/PjP.


                ,-.
               qPjPp
                \-/   ;/_
               /\v/\_//'
              || | .-'
              || |u|
              ('"|"|
               | | |
             _,|_|_|,_
            / (_,|,_) \
           /___________\
           |___________|
            | UNKNOWN |
            |  ASCII  |
            | ARTIST. |
           /|_________|\
          /_____________\
          |________b'ger|

--

          `,
       ,\, #
       |/  ?
       | ~ )\
       /_ /\ \____  joris bellenger (b'ger)
       /   \_/    \ e-mail: svz...@xs4all.nl
http://www.xs4all.nl/~svzanten/joris/ascii/main.html
     / < ______ _> \
    /___/  ,___/____)
        |\/

On Wed, 14 Oct 1998, joris bellenger wrote:

> With all the flame wars (and others) that we have had,
> I thought it would be appropriate to have a monument
> for the Unknown Ascii Artist.
> I made us one with the portrait(?) of our very
> unknown ascii artist: Philip Powell/Phil/PjP.
> 

Thanks Joris.  

In the light of new evidence which is below, I have found
there is a listgoing around.  As you can see, the list is the sole
property of the UAA (Unknown Ascii Artist).  As such it is impossible to
attach any blame to anyone for it.  As usual the wrong end of the
proverbial stick has been grasped.  This may be attributable to a huge
ego. The letters PC stand for Political Correctness.  That settles the
whole matter doesn't it!

Message to PC (Could stand for anything, maybe Pickled Carrots *):

So please refrain from speaking, you vertically disadvantaged, person of
the very young variety who spouts water from the vicinity of the eyes.
                          ______
                         | LIST |
>                        ; TO   ;
>                 ,-.    | GET  |
>                qPjPp   | RID  |
>                 \-/   (_ OF   |
>                /\v/\_//| PC.  |
>               || | .-' |______|
>               || |u|
>               ('"|"|
>                | | |
>              _,|_|_|,_
>             / (_,|,_) \
>            /___________\
>            |___________|
>             | UNKNOWN |
>             |  ASCII  |
>             | ARTIST. |
>            /|_________|\       / WAAAH! 
>           /_____________\   PC. 
>           |________b'ger|  ( @)',-.,  ,.
>                             "" (    "'  )
> --                              '-,;'-_.' 
> 

Phil


* I often talk to pickled carrots.  They are my only true friends.  They
know who I am.  I've never met a Pickled Carrot yet that asked who I was.
They never criticise my art, they're always around for me when I need
them.  Actually that last bit is a lie because they also got wind of the
list and have gone to visit the pickled gherkins.  They erroneously
thought that the PC reffered to them.  So now I don't have any friends.

Oh well, back to being unknown and lonely again.  I'm just off down the
supermarket to find some more friends.


Goodbye from a tortured mind and soul,

--
Philip Powell
ccx...@coventry.ac.uk
Computing Services
Coventry University

Phil <ccx...@coventry.ac.uk> ASCII art 14 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
> 
>                 
>                
>                 ,     
>                /\;'\_/;
>               || | .-'
>               || |u|
>               ('"|"|
>                | | |
>              _,|_|_|,_
>             / (_,|,_) \             ._,
>            /___________\            | |
>            |___________|           (|(|  _   
>             | UNKNOWN |                 dd
>             |  ASCII  |              d 
>             | ARTIST. |                   \  (=[]=.
>            /|_________|\            ,-,     oo.||
>           /_____________\          qPjPp   (o  )|
>           |________b'ger|   /,-     \-/     " "
> 

Sadly when PC found out about the list, nothing could stop the
destruction.  If only we could find the culprit.

 
 _____
[_____]   He! He!
,'   ', / Good work gang!
| P C |   Another perfect framing.
|     |   
 '"""'


Disclaimer :

This time the disclaimer is in code to see how many people were paying
attention a few months ago:

Vuh tLoaah fY!uaz gL0 g coLLnbf!ou ot b0f0 Cgzzo,z cL0gf!ou' 

Clue, it ain't rot13.


--
Philip Powell          
ccx...@coventry.ac.uk
Computing Services
Coventry University

Martin DiViaio <mar...@erols.com> ASCII art 14 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
joris bellenger wrote:
> 
> With all the flame wars (and others) that we have had,
> I thought it would be appropriate to have a monument
> for the Unknown Ascii Artist.
> I made us one with the portrait(?) of our very
> unknown ascii artist: Philip Powell/Phil/PjP.
> 
>                 ,-.
>                qPjPp
>                 \-/   ;/_
>                /\v/\_//'
>               || | .-'
>               || |u|
>               ('"|"|
>                | | |
>              _,|_|_|,_
>             / (_,|,_) \
>            /___________\
>            |___________|
>             | UNKNOWN |
>             |  ASCII  |
>             | ARTIST. |
>            /|_________|\
>           /_____________\
>           |________b'ger|
> 

I like this pic. I tried to view it in Pine. It wasn't pretty.


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                   Y. ' _]   | a dead lion, but it is better still to be
            ,.._   |`--"=    | a live lion. And usually easier
           /    "-/  `.\     |
  /)  sk  |   |_     `\|___  | - Lazarus Long, A fictional character
  \:::::::\___/_\__\_______\ |   created by Robert Heinlein

Nate / DAC <nat...@southwind.net> ASCII art 15 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
>                 " Right...lets go...Casso's at it again! "
> 
>                                    __
>                        ___________[**]__________
>      .      .     .  _/~ _____                 ~\_   .       .   .   \
>   .(          . .  /~    |_@_|          _____     ~\ . .   .
>                   /      (o o)          \(@)/       \
>    ( . .        .~        \ /           (o|o)        ~.      .         )
>              ()\/_____ ((  O  ))         \_/     _____\/()   .    .  ).
>   (         .-''      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~     ``-.  ...
>   .  . . .-~              __________________              ~-.  .    /
>    .   ..`~~/~~~~~~~~~~~~TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT~~~~~~~~~~~~\~~'    . ) .
>       . .| | | #### #### || | | | [] | | | || #### #### | | | .
>      (   ;__\|___________|++++++++++++++++++|___________|/__;.   .
>        .  (~~====___________________________________====~~~)
>    ( .  .. \------___________[ COWPAT 1 ] _________-------/ ..  .     )
>  after     .  |      ||       ~~~~~~~~~~       ||      |
> -unknown-      \_____/                          \_____/

Excellent car - looks sorta like a Lincoln


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Phil <ccx...@coventry.ac.uk> ASCII art 15 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
On Thu, 15 Oct 1998, Pete Casso wrote:

> Phil wrote:
> > 
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >                 ,
> > >                /\;'\_/;
> > >               || | .-'
> > >               || |u|
> > >               ('"|"|
> > >                | | |
> > >              _,|_|_|,_
> > >             / (_,|,_) \             ._,
> > >            /___________\            | |
> > >            |___________|           (|(|  _
> > >             | UNKNOWN |                 dd
> > >             |  ASCII  |              d
> > >             | ARTIST. |                   \  (=[]=.
> > >            /|_________|\            ,-,     oo.||
> > >           /_____________\          qPjPp   (o  )|
> > >           |________b'ger|   /,-     \-/     " "
> > >
> > 
> > Sadly when PC found out about the list, nothing could stop the
> > destruction.  If only we could find the culprit.
> > 
> > 
> >  _____
> > [_____]   He! He!
> > ,'   ', / Good work gang!
> > | P C |   Another perfect framing.
> > |     |
>    '"""'              ^
>                     / | \
>                       |
>                       |
>                       Look, look, look ...
>                       Acknowledgement of a framing crime
>                       by a member of the Asciigang!

As is obvious to anyone but a frog or very young child the whole thing is
to do with the statue and the framing was not by one of an ascii gang.  It
was by a member of the PC * gang.

I admit the jar of pickled carrots wasn't very good but that's no reason
to jump out at me shouting 'Look, look, look'.

* Pickled Carrots (Watch out they bite!)

  ___________________
 ;Altogether now!!!! ;
/""""""""""""""""""""

Any frogs in the picture above
were not done by me
They are the property of 
the one no-one loves
Whose first initial is P.

The 'artist' Pete Casso
is truly notorious
for posting 'toons
which are most borious*!


* Yes, I know it's not a real word but it rhymes.

Phil

--
Philip Powell          
ccx...@coventry.ac.uk
Computing Services
Coventry University

Phil wrote:
> 
> >
> >
> >
> >                 ,
> >                /\;'\_/;
> >               || | .-'
> >               || |u|
> >               ('"|"|
> >                | | |
> >              _,|_|_|,_
> >             / (_,|,_) \             ._,
> >            /___________\            | |
> >            |___________|           (|(|  _
> >             | UNKNOWN |                 dd
> >             |  ASCII  |              d
> >             | ARTIST. |                   \  (=[]=.
> >            /|_________|\            ,-,     oo.||
> >           /_____________\          qPjPp   (o  )|
> >           |________b'ger|   /,-     \-/     " "
> >
> 
> Sadly when PC found out about the list, nothing could stop the
> destruction.  If only we could find the culprit.
> 
> 
>  _____
> [_____]   He! He!
> ,'   ', / Good work gang!
> | P C |   Another perfect framing.
> |     |
>  '"""'              ^
                    / | \
                      |
                      |
                      Look, look, look ...
                      Acknowledgement of a framing crime
                      by a member of the Asciigang!
=========================================================
[]   .oo     Visit the Gallery of the 'steins!         []
[]  (  -)   http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/        []
[]   " "   Frogstein, who has a point behind his eyes  []
=========================================================

>
> Disclaimer :
> 
> This time the disclaimer is in code to see how many people were paying
> attention a few months ago:
> 
> Vuh tLoaah fY!uaz gL0 g coLLnbf!ou ot b0f0 Cgzzo,z cL0gf!ou'
> 
> Clue, it ain't rot13.
> 
> --
> Philip Powell
> ccx...@coventry.ac.uk
> Computing Services
> Coventry University

Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> ASCII art 15 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
Phil <ccx...@coventry.ac.uk> wrote:

> * I often talk to pickled carrots.  They are my only true friends.
> Goodbye from a tortured mind and soul,

Oh please!  Now you have triggered off all my old hang-ups about
stunted carrots again.

How could you be so thoughtless and inconsiderate to a fellow-sufferer?


I have these recurring dreams about stunted carrots !!


           _________
 ,,,,;;,,-',        ```````........
,;;;;;;;;;;|  ;                   /
```;;;;;''-._______........'''''''



                         the masked karrot

                               \|/
                        |_| ----------  [==]
        if it doesn"t    |  \--o--o--/   /
        fit use a        |===\  ^   /===/
        bigger hammer    |    \ -- /   /
                             ==\  /==
                             =  \/  =
                            ==      ==



          _/\_
         /----\
        /      \
       /  e  e  \
      /          \
     (============)
     (            )
     )    ---     (       Said to be a bird's eye view of
    /              \      a hippopotamus but it's really a
   (        --      )     stunted carrot !  Eek.
   |                |
   |    --          |
   (                )
    \     ---      /
     `-.________.-'
          //|\\





          |  \ \ | |/ /
          |  |\ `' ' /
          |  ;' a  a \      / ,
          | ;    _,   |    / / ,
          | |   (  `-.;_,-' '-' ,
          | `,   `-._       _,-'_
          |,-`.    `.)    ,<_,-'_,
         ,'    `.   /   ,'  `;-' _,
        ;        `./   /`,    \-'
        |         /   |  ;\   |\
        |        ;_,._|_,  `, ' \       Stunted carrot thumbing
        |        \    \ `       `,      its nose at the world ?
        `      __ `    \         ;,
         \   ,'  `      \,       ;;
          \_(            ;,      ;;
          |  \           `;,     ;;
          |  |`.          `;;,   ;'
          |  |  `-.        ;;;;,;'
          |  |    |`-.._  ,;;;;;'
          |  |    |   | ``';;;'  FL




Er....and is this a carrot or a rolled up umbrella, in gratien's Sig ?

._-._-._-._-._-._-._-._-._-._-._-._-._-._-._-._-._-._-._-._-._-._-._-._-.
                                   _________     gra...@acsu.buffalo.edu
|~~~\/~~~|      |~~|     ,,,,;;,,-',        `````````---------.........__
|  |\/|  | |~~|_|  | ,;;;;;;;;;;|  ;                             ________)
|__|  |__|  \_____/    ```;;;;;''-._______........--------'''''''
_.-_.-_.-_.-_.-_.-_.-_.-_.-_.-_.-_.-_.-_.-_.-_.-_.-_.-_.-_.-_.-_.-_.-_.-_.



>>Daniel Au (dca...@casbah.acns.nwu.edu) wrote:
>>                          -__
>>                      ;"  \/Y%%\\
>>                 , (WY~ \\/VYllX\/  ),
>>                 |Y\/llY\ /Ylll|\/X\/
>>                 | /vYl`V   \/YlYUY\|  <--- leaves!
>>                 \/ |YY\/    VYYY\/
>>                  \ |Y\/ V \/llV\/
>>                   V_\_\/  \/\ll_|/
>>                        \  / \/
>>         stem!  -->      || _V
>>                         ||//
>>                        /  \
>>                       |    |  <--- carrot!
>>                        \  /
>>                         ||
>>                         ||  <---- carrot tip!


Yes, yes, yes !   That's it  !   That IS it  -  STUNTED CARROTS !!!

You get them in your dreams.....all the time !

          -__                    -__                     -__
      ;"  \/Y%%\\            ;"  \/Y%%\\             ;"  \/Y%%\\
 , (WY~ \\/VYllX\/  ),  , (WY~ \\/VYllX\/  ),,  , (WY~ \\/VYllX\/  ),
 |Y\/llY\ /Ylll|\/X\/   |Y\/llY\ /Ylll|\/X\/    |Y\/llY\ /Ylll|\/X\/
 | /vYl`V   \/YlYUY\|   | /vYl`V   \/YlYUY\|    | /vYl`V   \/YlYUY\|
 \/ |YY\/    VYYY\/     \/ |YY\/    VYYY\/      \/ |YY\/    VYYY\/
  \ |Y\/ V \/llV\/       \ |Y\/ V \/llV\/        \ |Y\/ V \/llV\/
   V_\_\/   \/\ll_|/      V_\_\/   \/\ll_|/       V_\_\/   \/\ll_|/
        \   /                  \   /                   \   /
         \|/                    \|/                     \|/
  |_| ----------             ----------  [==]        ----------
   |  \--O--O--/             \--o--o--/   /          \--o--0--/
   |===\  ^   /===/       |===\  ^   /===/        |===\  ^   /===|
   |    \ -- /                 \ -- /   /              \ -- /
       ==\  /==               ==\  /==                ==\  /==
       =  \/  =               =  \/  =                =  \/  =
      ==      ==             ==      ==              ==      ==


                 AND...they  D A N C E  !!!


Bye,

Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> ASCII art 15 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
Pete Casso <pet...@sympatico.ca> wrote


>                      ^
>                    / | \
>                      |
>                      |
>                      Look, look, look ...



Arrrrgh!  Casso has jumped out on us AGAIN crying " Look, look, look..."

Whatever you do folks..._do NOT look_...just call the cops and run 
like hell!  



                " Right...lets go...Casso's at it again! "

                                   __
                       ___________[**]__________
     .      .     .  _/~ _____                 ~\_   .       .   .   \
  .(          . .  /~    |_@_|          _____     ~\ . .   .
                  /      (o o)          \(@)/       \
   ( . .        .~        \ /           (o|o)        ~.      .         )
             ()\/_____ ((  O  ))         \_/     _____\/()   .    .  ).
  (         .-''      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~     ``-.  ...
  .  . . .-~              __________________              ~-.  .    /
   .   ..`~~/~~~~~~~~~~~~TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT~~~~~~~~~~~~\~~'    . ) .
      . .| | | #### #### || | | | [] | | | || #### #### | | | .
     (   ;__\|___________|++++++++++++++++++|___________|/__;.   .
       .  (~~====___________________________________====~~~)
   ( .  .. \------___________[ COWPAT 1 ] _________-------/ ..  .     )
 after     .  |      ||       ~~~~~~~~~~       ||      |
-unknown-      \_____/                          \_____/


Bye,

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