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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 15 Apr 2000.
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Build your own Thermonuclear device

Build your own Thermonuclear device

alt.ascii-art · 3 messages · 15 Apr 2000 - 16 Apr 2000
David Palmer <dav...@666palmer.freeserve.co.uk> ASCII art 15 Apr 2000 00:00 · permalink 
   .------------------------------------------------------------------------.
   |   H O W   T O   M A K E   A   T H E R M O N U C L E A R   D E V I C E  |
   '------------------------------------------------------------------------'

If  you  enjoyed  building  the  transporter device I recently described, you'll
really love this one - it will make you an even bigger hit at parties.


1.    .--------.       Visit  your  local junk yard and get a lead box or if you
      |========|       can't find one, use an old coffee can.
      |        |
      | ------ |       Obtain  107kg of weapons grade Plutonium. This is readily
      | Coffee |       available from the Russian Mafia.
      | ------ |       Wash your hands after handling and don't  allow  children
      |        |       or pets to eat it). Store the Plutonium in the can.
      |________|

2.      ______
   ____|[____]|____
  |                |
  |                |
  |                |   You'll need a metal enclosure to house the device.
  |                |   Any  common  variety  of  sheet metal can be bent to the
  |                |   desired shape as can  a  metal  briefcase but DO NOT use
  |                |   aluminium foil.
  |                |
  |                |
  |________________|

3.
       .-:##:-.
      /  |##|  \      Arrange the Plutonium in two hemisphere held 3cm apart by
     |   |##|   |     rubber cement.
      \  |##|  /
       `-:##:-'
4.
      _.-""""-._
    .'          `.
   /   .-:##:-.   \   Pack the outside of the Plutonium with a thick  layer  of
  |   /  |##|  \   |  gelignite.  If  you  can't get gelignite you can used TNT
  |  |   |##|   |  |  packed in Playdo or any modeling clay. It  is  acceptable
  |   \  |##|  /   |  to  use  coloured  clay  but there's no need for anything
   \   `-:##:-'   /   fancy.
    `._        _.'
       `-....-'
5.
        ______
   ____|[____]|____
  |   _.-""""-._   |
  | .'          `. |
  |/   .-:##:-.   \|
  |   /  |##|  \   |  Fix  the  structure to the inside of the metal case using
  |  |   |##|   |  |  strong glue such as SupaGlue or similar. This must  be  a
  |   \  |##|  /   |  firm bond to prevent accidental detonation resulting from
  |\   `-:##:-'   /|  vibration or mishandling.
  | `._        _.' |
  |____`-....-'____|


6.      ______
   ____|[____]|____
  |                |  Attach an RC (radio controlled) servo  mechanism  as  used
  |                |  in  model  aircraft  and  cars to the case and fix a small
  |       __       |  plunger to the servo.
  |      /MM\      |
  |      \WW/      |  Remote detonation is achieved when the plunger  strikes  a
  |                |  detonator cap. These can be found in the electrical supply
  |                |  section  of  your  local supermarket. A good brand to look
  |                |  out for is "Blasto-O-Matic".
  |________________|


     You are now the pround owner of what used to be known as an "Atom Bomb".

  Theoretically the device works when the denotated TNT compresses the Plutonium
  into  a  crital  mass.  This  critical  mass produces a nuclear chain reaction
  similar to the domino effect (named after the disasterous domino  incident  in
  Hiroshima  in  1945  in  which  thousands of people died). The chain  reaction
  instantaneously produces a massive thermonuclear reaction commonly known as  a
  10 megaton explosion.


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MJP <mik...@bluedwarf.net> ASCII art 15 Apr 2000 00:00 · permalink 
On Sat, 15 Apr 2000 21:40:26 +0100, "David Palmer" <dav...@666palmer.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:

>   .------------------------------------------------------------------------.
>   |   H O W   T O   M A K E   A   T H E R M O N U C L E A R   D E V I C E  |
>   '------------------------------------------------------------------------'
>
>If  you  enjoyed  building  the  transporter device I recently described, you'll
>really love this one - it will make you an even bigger hit at parties.
>
>
>1.    .--------.       Visit  your  local junk yard and get a lead box or if you
>      |========|       can't find one, use an old coffee can.
>      |        |
>      | ------ |       Obtain  107kg of weapons grade Plutonium. This is readily
>      | Coffee |       available from the Russian Mafia.
>      | ------ |       Wash your hands after handling and don't  allow  children
>      |        |       or pets to eat it). Store the Plutonium in the can.
>      |________|
>
>2.      ______
>   ____|[____]|____
>  |                |
>  |                |
>  |                |   You'll need a metal enclosure to house the device.
>  |                |   Any  common  variety  of  sheet metal can be bent to the
>  |                |   desired shape as can  a  metal  briefcase but DO NOT use
>  |                |   aluminium foil.
>  |                |
>  |                |
>  |________________|
>
>3.
>       .-:##:-.
>      /  |##|  \      Arrange the Plutonium in two hemisphere held 3cm apart by
>     |   |##|   |     rubber cement.
>      \  |##|  /
>       `-:##:-'
>4.
>      _.-""""-._
>    .'          `.
>   /   .-:##:-.   \   Pack the outside of the Plutonium with a thick  layer  of
>  |   /  |##|  \   |  gelignite.  If  you  can't get gelignite you can used TNT
>  |  |   |##|   |  |  packed in Playdo or any modeling clay. It  is  acceptable
>  |   \  |##|  /   |  to  use  coloured  clay  but there's no need for anything
>   \   `-:##:-'   /   fancy.
>    `._        _.'
>       `-....-'
>5.
>        ______
>   ____|[____]|____
>  |   _.-""""-._   |
>  | .'          `. |
>  |/   .-:##:-.   \|
>  |   /  |##|  \   |  Fix  the  structure to the inside of the metal case using
>  |  |   |##|   |  |  strong glue such as SupaGlue or similar. This must  be  a
>  |   \  |##|  /   |  firm bond to prevent accidental detonation resulting from
>  |\   `-:##:-'   /|  vibration or mishandling.
>  | `._        _.' |
>  |____`-....-'____|
>
>
>6.      ______
>   ____|[____]|____
>  |                |  Attach an RC (radio controlled) servo  mechanism  as  used
>  |                |  in  model  aircraft  and  cars to the case and fix a small
>  |       __       |  plunger to the servo.
>  |      /MM\      |
>  |      \WW/      |  Remote detonation is achieved when the plunger  strikes  a
>  |                |  detonator cap. These can be found in the electrical supply
>  |                |  section  of  your  local supermarket. A good brand to look
>  |                |  out for is "Blasto-O-Matic".
>  |________________|
>
>
>     You are now the pround owner of what used to be known as an "Atom Bomb".
>
>  Theoretically the device works when the denotated TNT compresses the Plutonium
>  into  a  crital  mass.  This  critical  mass produces a nuclear chain reaction
>  similar to the domino effect (named after the disasterous domino  incident  in
>  Hiroshima  in  1945  in  which  thousands of people died). The chain  reaction
>  instantaneously produces a massive thermonuclear reaction commonly known as  a
>  10 megaton explosion.
>
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JRO <twe...@my-deja.com> 16 Apr 2000 00:00 · permalink 
This are a really good post.

--
Jonathon R. Oglesbee
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      mail.fullnet.net


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