Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 27 Dec 2002.
Nerd Boy, episode 322
alt.ascii-art
· 36 messages · 27 Dec 2002 - 6 Jan 2003
Mandy, have some extra
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I dunno.. It's 4:20 am.
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"Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> wrote in message news:auggsj$75a4d$1...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de... > > > Don't mind if I They should abolish milk > do... *chomp* ` , chocolate; dark is > ~.. OO so much better. > .>>' .||. > _______________ || ____ dd ______________________ > I'm sorry, but ... .--- | |, | Oo | .||. | dd _ _____ /|\ __ _|_ ____ Dark chocolate is only good for cooking. On its own, it tastes disgusting. Milk chocolate is the only nice chocolate. Bad NerdBoy!! Strangely, I was actually eating milk chocolate as I read the strip.
> I dunno.. It's 4:20 am.
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teehee. merry weed ... err ... xmas.
lou
"Tom Bampton" <mol...@yahoo.com> skrev i meddelandet news:augkah$e9i$1$830...@news.demon.co.uk > > "Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> wrote in message > news:auggsj$75a4d$1...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de... > > > > > > Don't mind if I They should abolish milk > > do... *chomp* ` , chocolate; dark is > > ~.. OO so much better. > > .>>' .||. > > _______________ || ____ dd ______________________ > > I'm sorry, but ... > > .--- > | |, > | Oo > | .||. > | dd _ > _____ /|\ __ _|_ ____ :D > Dark chocolate is only good for cooking. On its own, it tastes > disgusting. Milk chocolate is the only nice chocolate. Milk chocolate is disgusting. Too sweet. I suppose you don't like liquorice either. > Bad NerdBoy!! You don't agree with him? I am in total and sarcastically faked shock! Since when has Nerd Boy had a mainstream opinion? That's the whole premise of the strip! > Strangely, I was actually eating milk chocolate as I read the strip. That _is_ strange. -- OO Joaquim G�ndara .||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net bb jg
"Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> wrote in message news:auhc1v$7c1dh$1...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de... > "Tom Bampton" <mol...@yahoo.com> skrev i meddelandet > news:augkah$e9i$1$830...@news.demon.co.uk > > > > "Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> wrote in message > > news:auggsj$75a4d$1...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de... > > > > > > > > > Don't mind if I They should abolish milk > > > do... *chomp* ` , chocolate; dark is > > > ~.. OO so much better. > > > .>>' .||. > > > _______________ || ____ dd ______________________ > > > > I'm sorry, but ... > > > > .--- > > | |, > > | Oo > > | .||. > > | dd _ > > _____ /|\ __ _|_ ____ > > :D > > > Dark chocolate is only good for cooking. On its own, it tastes > > disgusting. Milk chocolate is the only nice chocolate. > > Milk chocolate is disgusting. Too sweet. I suppose you don't like > liquorice either. Plain chocolate is too bitter. Liquorice ... not sure really. Ive forgotten what it tastes like since I havent seen any for *years* :) > > Bad NerdBoy!! > > You don't agree with him? I am in total and sarcastically faked shock! > Since when has Nerd Boy had a mainstream opinion? That's the whole premise > of the strip! > > > Strangely, I was actually eating milk chocolate as I read the strip. > > That _is_ strange. Bahahhahahhaha
"Tom Bampton" <mol...@yahoo.com> skrev i meddelandet news:auhm30$n5r$1$830...@news.demon.co.uk > "Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> wrote in message > news:auhc1v$7c1dh$1...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de > > "Tom Bampton" <mol...@yahoo.com> skrev i meddelandet > > news:augkah$e9i$1$830...@news.demon.co.uk > > > "Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> wrote in message > > > news:auggsj$75a4d$1...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de > > > > > > > > > > > > Don't mind if I They should abolish milk > > > > do... *chomp* ` , chocolate; dark is > > > > ~.. OO so much better. > > > > .>>' .||. > > > > _______________ || ____ dd ______________________ > > > > > > I'm sorry, but ... > > > > > > .--- > > > | |, > > > | Oo > > > | .||. > > > | dd _ > > > _____ /|\ __ _|_ ____ > > > > :D > > > > > Dark chocolate is only good for cooking. On its own, it tastes > > > disgusting. Milk chocolate is the only nice chocolate. > > > > Milk chocolate is disgusting. Too sweet. I suppose you don't like > > liquorice either. > > Plain chocolate is too bitter. Plain chocolate isn't bitter enough. I'm talking about extra dark chocolate, sometimes referred to as "black chocolate". Melts in your mouth and not in your hand (like that icky sweet milk chocolate). Besides, chocolate isn't nearly as bitter as beer or ale, some of which is even -called- bitter. I bet you drink beer. Personally, I despise the taste of beer. It's WAY too bitter. > Liquorice ... not sure really. Ive forgotten what it tastes like > since I havent seen any for *years* :) What? Shouldn't there be Liquorice Allsorts in every store in all of England? obascii: ,-. /`-; / / `-' One of those Liquorice Allsort pieces. Soooo good... *drool* -- OO Joaquim G�ndara .||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net bb jg
On Fri, 27 Dec 2002 16:02:47 +0100, Joaquim G�ndara wrote: > obascii: > > ,-. > /`-; > / / > ,`-', > (, ,)) > '~~' > One of those Liquorice Allsort pieces. Soooo good... *drool* Yeah, right.
"Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> wrote in message news:auhq0u$7fvmc$1...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de... > "Tom Bampton" <mol...@yahoo.com> skrev i meddelandet > news:auhm30$n5r$1$830...@news.demon.co.uk > > "Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> wrote in message > > news:auhc1v$7c1dh$1...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de > > > "Tom Bampton" <mol...@yahoo.com> skrev i meddelandet > > > news:augkah$e9i$1$830...@news.demon.co.uk > > > > Dark chocolate is only good for cooking. On its own, it tastes > > > > disgusting. Milk chocolate is the only nice chocolate. > > > > > > Milk chocolate is disgusting. Too sweet. I suppose you don't like > > > liquorice either. > > > > Plain chocolate is too bitter. > > Plain chocolate isn't bitter enough. I'm talking about extra dark > chocolate, sometimes referred to as "black chocolate". Melts in your > mouth and not in your hand (like that icky sweet milk chocolate). All chocolate melts in your hand given enough time :) I've not had extra dark chocolate, but would assume it's even more horrible then ordinary dark chcolate :) > Besides, chocolate isn't nearly as bitter as beer or ale, some of > which is even -called- bitter. I bet you drink beer. Personally, I > despise the taste of beer. It's WAY too bitter. Ahh, well, Beer, Bitter, and Lager are all pretty different, Ale even more so. I drink lager, which I guess is a little bitter but not in the same way as (extra) dark chocolate. Bitter and Ale == not nice. Beer isnt as nice as Lager. Now I'm craving alcohol, curse you ... ;-) > > Liquorice ... not sure really. Ive forgotten what it tastes like > > since I havent seen any for *years* :) > > What? Shouldn't there be Liquorice Allsorts in every store in > all of England? Dunno about the stores you have there, but here you have to buy the stuff before you eat them ;-) I'm not too keen on Allsorts. Maybe I dont like Liqourice after all ... > obascii: > > ,-. > /`-; > / / > `-' > > One of those Liquorice Allsort pieces. Soooo good... *drool* heh Cross section of another one: .---. |---| `---'
"lament" <ayz...@shaw.NOSPAM.ca> skrev i meddelandet news:pan...@shaw.NOSPAM.ca > On Fri, 27 Dec 2002 16:02:47 +0100, Joaquim G�ndara wrote: > > > obascii: > > > > ,-. > > /`-; > > / / > > ,`-', > > (:::)) > > `"'' > > One of those Liquorice Allsort pieces. Soooo good... *drool* > > Yeah, right. Oh look, you added one of those blue or pink pieces! I added the coloured sugar grain thingies. Keep going and you'll have drawn Bertie Basset. :) -- OO Joaquim G�ndara .||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net bb jg
"lament" <ayz...@shaw.NOSPAM.ca> wrote in message news:pan...@shaw.NOSPAM.ca... > On Fri, 27 Dec 2002 16:02:47 +0100, Joaquim G�ndara wrote: > > > obascii: > > > > ,-. > > /`-; > > / / > > ,`-', > > (, ,)) > > '~~' > > One of those Liquorice Allsort pieces. Soooo good... *drool* > > Yeah, right. Looks like something Tran would use ;-)
A flamewar about chocolate started in an ascii cartoon in an ascii art newsgroup :) obascii: ________ |_|_|_|_(_ |_|_|_|_|_| (I ate a piece) BoD Tom Bampton wrote: > > > > You don't agree with him? I am in total and sarcastically faked > > shock! Since when has Nerd Boy had a mainstream opinion? That's the > > whole premise of the strip! > > > > > Strangely, I was actually eating milk chocolate as I read the > > > strip. > > > > That _is_ strange. > :)))
>>> obascii: >>> >>> ,-. >>> /`-; >>> / / >>> ,`-', >>> (, ,)) >>> '~~' >>> One of those Liquorice Allsort pieces. Soooo good... *drool* >> >> Yeah, right. > > Looks like something Tran would use ;-) I have seen actual liquorice in that shape .. really !
>> >> Don't mind if I They should abolish milk >> do... *chomp* ` , chocolate; dark is >> ~.. OO so much better. >> .>>' .||. >> _______________ || ____ dd ______________________ >> > > I'm sorry, but ... > > .--- > | |, > | Oo > | .||. > | dd _ > _____ /|\ __ _|_ ____ > > Dark chocolate is only good for cooking. On its own, it tastes > disgusting. Milk chocolate is the only nice chocolate. I like Milk chocolate the best though I sometimes find it too sweet. I like the stronger chocolate taste from dark chocolate but find more than one piece too bitter. Sometimes I mix dark and milk chocolate for the perfect blend. BTW .. When people talk liquorice , what kind are they talking about ? The sweet soft kind ? or the stronger and more hard kind ? Or the ultra strong , very hard kind you can AFAIK only find in denmark. I know the liqourice around here is special because our friends abroad always ask us to bring them some .. it cannot be bought abroad. Maybe because it's too strong and carries health risks for smaller children .. I don't know. I don't really care for liquorice myself .. none of the kinds .. well maybe expect a few soft and sweet kinds. I like the Basset's Liquorice f.x. Sincerely CeeJay
"CeeJay" <new...@ceejay.cjb REMOVEthisSPAMfilterTOreply .net> wrote in message news:3e0cbd74$0$35834$edf...@dread15.news.tele.dk... > >>> obascii: > >>> > >>> ,-. > >>> /`-; > >>> / / > >>> ,`-', > >>> (, ,)) > >>> '~~' > >>> One of those Liquorice Allsort pieces. Soooo good... *drool* > >> > >> Yeah, right. > > > > Looks like something Tran would use ;-) > > I have seen actual liquorice in that shape .. really ! I've seen chocolate that shape, but it was in a sex shop.
"CeeJay" <new...@ceejay.cjb REMOVEthisSPAMfilterTOreply .net> wrote in message news:3e0cbf22$0$35908$edf...@dread15.news.tele.dk... > >> > >> Don't mind if I They should abolish milk > >> do... *chomp* ` , chocolate; dark is > >> ~.. OO so much better. > >> .>>' .||. > >> _______________ || ____ dd ______________________ > >> > > > > I'm sorry, but ... > > > > .--- > > | |, > > | Oo > > | .||. > > | dd _ > > _____ /|\ __ _|_ ____ > > > > Dark chocolate is only good for cooking. On its own, it tastes > > disgusting. Milk chocolate is the only nice chocolate. > > I like Milk chocolate the best though I sometimes find it too sweet. > I like the stronger chocolate taste from dark chocolate but find more than > one piece too bitter. > > Sometimes I mix dark and milk chocolate for the perfect blend. Dark chocolate is great in cakes, but I cant eat it on its own. Milk rules, and always will ;-) Of course, it completely depends on the chocolate. There's some milk chocolate that is absolutely foul. Such as that used in easter eggs, come to think of it. > BTW .. When people talk liquorice , what kind are they talking about ? > The sweet soft kind ? or the stronger and more hard kind ? > Or the ultra strong , very hard kind you can AFAIK only find in denmark. I think the soft kind. Not sure, really. I've never tried the danish kind, and tbh I dont think I want to ;-) T.
On Fri, 27 Dec 2002 21:59:24 +0100, CeeJay wrote: >> Dark chocolate is only good for cooking. On its own, it tastes >> disgusting. Milk chocolate is the only nice chocolate. > > I like Milk chocolate the best though I sometimes find it too sweet. > I like the stronger chocolate taste from dark chocolate but find more than > one piece too bitter. But that's the whole point. You're not supposed to eat a lot of it at once. Chocolate is not candy - it's a fricking drug. Certain beverages are drunk from small glasses, others by the cup. Milk chocolate to real chocolate is what grape juice is to port wine. Milk chocolate is just a type of candy. :)
>>>>> ,-. >>>>> /`-; >>>>> / / >>>>> ,`-', >>>>> (, ,)) >>>>> '~~' >>>>> One of those Liquorice Allsort pieces. Soooo good... *drool* >>>> >>>> Yeah, right. >>> >>> Looks like something Tran would use ;-) >> >> I have seen actual liquorice in that shape .. really ! > > I've seen chocolate that shape, but it was in a sex shop. Was it filled with white cream ? *g*
"CeeJay" <new...@ceejay.cjb REMOVEthisSPAMfilterTOreply .net> wrote in message news:3e0df086$0$35853$edf...@dread15.news.tele.dk... > >>>>> ,-. > >>>>> /`-; > >>>>> / / > >>>>> ,`-', > >>>>> (, ,)) > >>>>> '~~' > >>>>> One of those Liquorice Allsort pieces. Soooo good... *drool* > >>>> > >>>> Yeah, right. > >>> > >>> Looks like something Tran would use ;-) > >> > >> I have seen actual liquorice in that shape .. really ! > > > > I've seen chocolate that shape, but it was in a sex shop. > > Was it filled with white cream ? *g* No idea. Probably it was hollow, I should of bought one to find out ;-)
On Fri, 27 Dec 2002 04:18:46 -0000, "Tom Bampton" <mol...@yahoo.com> tried to confuse everyone with this message: > >"Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> wrote in message >news:auggsj$75a4d$1...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de... >> >> >> Don't mind if I They should abolish milk >> do... *chomp* ` , chocolate; dark is >> ~.. OO so much better. >> .>>' .||. >> _______________ || ____ dd ______________________ >> > >I'm sorry, but ... > > .--- > | |, > | Oo > | .||. > | dd _ >_____ /|\ __ _|_ ____ > >Dark chocolate is only good for cooking. On its own, it tastes disgusting. Milk >chocolate is the only nice chocolate. > >Bad NerdBoy!! > >Strangely, I was actually eating milk chocolate as I read the strip. IMHO, all chocolate sucks :). -- |___o. GO ,--Timofei Shatrov aka Grue (grue -> mail.ru)---------. | \/ `\o URAL | WWW: http://grue3.tripod.com | | ) GREAT |Now playing: ADOM, CM01/02, Transport Tycoon | | /\ PERM '----<thou shalt obey 4-line rule!!!>------------[4*72]
Tom Bampton wrote: > I've not had extra dark chocolate, but would assume it's even more > horrible then ordinary dark chcolate :) No. Something magic happens at around 70% cocoa. The chocolate stops tasting horrible and bitter and starts tasting very good! > I'm not too keen on Allsorts. Maybe I dont like Liqourice after all ... You should try salt liquorice... -- ##### c ^ OO /\\\\ ##### | /|\ `^^^^^^^%-- '||` | \\\\ ####-[.]\ / \ " " \ ha ha ha dd /[.]-\\\| ### _| |_ \\| ### (_ http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ _)} == \ / A S C I I A R T C H A T # ||\
"Veronica Karlsson" <v...@hotbrev.com> skrev i meddelandet news:3E0...@hotbrev.com > Tom Bampton wrote: > > I've not had extra dark chocolate, but would assume it's even more > > horrible then ordinary dark chcolate :) > > No. Something magic happens at around 70% cocoa. The chocolate stops > tasting horrible and bitter and starts tasting very good! Incidentally, the chocolate I got was 70% cocoa. obascii: ____ |\\\\| | \\\| | \\| |___\| A piece of the dark chocolate I got. Weird pattern, huh? -- OO Joaquim G�ndara .||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net bb jg
"Veronica Karlsson" <v...@hotbrev.com> wrote in message news:3E0...@hotbrev.com... > Tom Bampton wrote: > > I've not had extra dark chocolate, but would assume it's even more > > horrible then ordinary dark chcolate :) > > No. Something magic happens at around 70% cocoa. The chocolate stops > tasting horrible and bitter and starts tasting very good! Hmmm. I should have a look at the dark chocolate I have in the cupboard that's slated for cake making. You havent lived till you've tried my choccy cake ... > > I'm not too keen on Allsorts. Maybe I dont like Liqourice after all ... > > You should try salt liquorice... Ah, perfect, I dislike salt and I dislike liquorice, two things I dont like put together into one thing that sounds very nasty ;-) obascii: i'm too tired for obascii (hey, its ascii, just not very arty ;-)..) T.
_.--- lament spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ > Certain beverages are drunk from small glasses, others by the cup. Milk > chocolate to real chocolate is what grape juice is to port wine. I go through half a bottle of port in a sitting. My port glass. This should be in actual size if you are using the fallowing setting from the command line (not a xterm) on a linux system. setfont -v Cyr_a8x8.psfu.gz 2>/dev/null 1>/dev/null _...-.._ .-' `"-._ -' `-_ : | \ / `-_ -: : `---..____...---" : : : : : : : : : : : : : ' : : : : : : : : : : : ' : : : : : (=. .) |-\\ ___ ___ //| | ||//-\\ //-\\ ||| | ||| || .---. || ||||| |-/|| ||//-"-\\|| ||\\| (-' \\-// || ||\\-// .-) """""---|| ||--"""" \ \\-_-// / | """"" | :F_P: .--/ ' :\--. / -/ / : | \- \ /| -- /| \ -- \ || / _/ \ - \ \\ |/`-__ | /\ :`- _/| \/ `--..__ __-'\ / `-./_ | | | \/' `-.-_-._'-' ######################################Sun Dec 29 2002################# '---...____ Faux_Pseudo ________________...---~~~ -- ICQ=66618055 : (Now Playing) http://asciipr0n.com/fp updated=10/30 YIM=faux_pseudo : Rev: w_palace_fagility_tour_2000/19_-_The_Fragile.mp3 I take you where : Now: n_Nails_(Tribute_2.001)_-_13_-_Suck_-_Goteki.mp3 you want to go : Fwd: nthology_-_Disc_1_of_2_-_26_-_Needles_&_Pins.mp3
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> IMHO, all chocolate sucks :).
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Me Too!! =)
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"Faux_Pseudo" <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> wrote in message news:slrnb0vsga.7k.Faux_Pseudo@fugozi.cx1209071-a... > _.--- Timofei Shatrov spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ > > IMHO, all chocolate sucks :). > > <AOL> > > Me Too!! =) > > <AOL> > Looks like you forgot to close that tag. Shame on you! Call Kill ("Faux_Pseudo") Visual Basic! How lame! This looks better: Faux_Pseudo.bad = 1 That's not any specific language. obAscii: 100111011 011010111 010111001 101110111 -- par...@hotSPAMmail.com (Remove SPAM from the address when replying.) This concludes our drill. In the event of a real emergency I would have typed IN ALL CAPS!!!
_.--- JJ spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ > > "Faux_Pseudo" <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> wrote in message > news:slrnb0vsga.7k.Faux_Pseudo@fugozi.cx1209071-a... >> _.--- Timofei Shatrov spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ >> > IMHO, all chocolate sucks :). >> >> <AOL> >> >> Me Too!! =) >> >> <AOL> >> > > Looks like you forgot to close that tag. Shame on you! Would an AOL person close a tag? I did it for accuracy. > Call Kill ("Faux_Pseudo") > > Faux_Pseudo.bad = 1 (( ${Faux_Pseudo}${BAD} != 0 )) '---...____ Faux_Pseudo ________________...---~~~ -- ICQ=66618055 : (Now Playing) http://asciipr0n.com/fp updated=10/30 YIM=faux_pseudo : Rev: ur_-_12_-_Untitled_[Promo_Only_Release_2000].mp3 I am all : Now: pumpkins/11_earphoria/15_-_Why_Am_I_So_Tired.mp3 that I grok : Fwd: aphne_Descends_-_Kerry_B._Mix_[Perfect_1998].mp3
"Faux_Pseudo" <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> wrote in message news:slrnb11q2a.7k.Faux_Pseudo@fugozi.cx1209071-a... > _.--- JJ spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ > > > > "Faux_Pseudo" <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> wrote in message > > news:slrnb0vsga.7k.Faux_Pseudo@fugozi.cx1209071-a... > >> _.--- Timofei Shatrov spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ > >> > IMHO, all chocolate sucks :). > >> > >> <AOL> > >> > >> Me Too!! =) > >> > >> <AOL> > >> > > > > Looks like you forgot to close that tag. Shame on you! > > Would an AOL person close a tag? I did it for accuracy. Riiiight. Nice cover. ;) > > > > Call Kill ("Faux_Pseudo") > > > > Faux_Pseudo.bad = 1 > > (( ${Faux_Pseudo}${BAD} != 0 )) > Ehm... I'm not familiar with that syntax. What language, if any? -- par...@hotSPAMmail.com (Remove SPAM from the address when replying.) This concludes our drill. In the event of a real emergency I would have typed IN ALL CAPS!!!
_.--- JJ spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ >> (( ${Faux_Pseudo}${BAD} != 0 )) > > Ehm... I'm not familiar with that syntax. What language, if any? Nothing but a little prettied up Bash shell. Instead of using a if [[ $X == $Y ]] ; then echo equal else echo not equal fi we can use (( $X == $Y )) && echo equal || not equal Much less cluttered. And the ${X} is the same thing as $X but any time you do a $X$Y thing it is always better to do it as ${X}${Y} to help they eye figure out where one ends another begins. '---...____ Faux_Pseudo ________________...---~~~ -- ICQ=66618055 : (Now Playing) http://asciipr0n.com/fp updated=10/30 YIM=faux_pseudo : Rev: iden/roskilde/07_-_Sign_Of_The_Cross_(Intro).mp3 I am the prayers : Now: ve_at_dynamo_open_air/14-Number_Of_The_Beast.mp3 of the naive : Fwd: of_cheese_-_05_-_jerry_was_a_race_car_driver.mp3
"Faux_Pseudo" <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> wrote in message news:slrnb173q5.7k.Faux_Pseudo@fugozi.cx1209071-a... > _.--- JJ spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ > >> (( ${Faux_Pseudo}${BAD} != 0 )) > > > > Ehm... I'm not familiar with that syntax. What language, if any? > > Nothing but a little prettied up Bash shell. > > Instead of using a > > if [[ $X == $Y ]] ; then > echo equal > else > echo not equal > fi > > we can use > > (( $X == $Y )) && echo equal || not equal > > Much less cluttered. > > And the ${X} is the same thing as $X but any time you do a $X$Y thing > it is always better to do it as ${X}${Y} to help they eye figure out > where one ends another begins. > I've never heard of that before, but everyone I know uses Windows... I'm assuming that's not... :D Thanks for clearing that up, though! One more step on my way to haxordom! -- par...@hotSPAMmail.com (Remove SPAM from the address when replying.) This concludes our drill. In the event of a real emergency I would have typed IN ALL CAPS!!!
_.--- JJ spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ >> (( $X == $Y )) && echo equal || not equal > I've never heard of that before, but everyone I know uses Windows... > I'm assuming that's not... :D Bash is the default shell for Linux systems. Think of it as DOS on steroids. If you have bandwidth to spare you can play around with it by downloading cygwin which is a unix shell emulator for windows. > Thanks for clearing that up, though! One more step on my way to haxordom! Hax0r is spelled with a "0" and not a "o". '---...____ Faux_Pseudo ________________...---~~~ -- ICQ=66618055 : (Now Playing) http://asciipr0n.com/fp updated=10/30 YIM=faux_pseudo : Rev: nown/02_-_Johnny_Cash_-_I_Still_Miss_Someone.mp3 Sleeps well : Now: Nashville_1969_-_02_-_One_Too_Many_Mornings2.mp3 with others. : Fwd: /nirvana/unplug/13_All_Apologies.mp3
_.--- David Reis spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ > Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> wrote: > >>> Thanks for clearing that up, though! One more step on my way to haxordom! > >> Hax0r is spelled with a "0" and not a "o". > > You are both wrong. It's spelled "skiddiot". I hate to correct you as well but skiddiot is simply an abreviation for "31337 Hax0r". Consider your self j00|\|3|> '---...____ Faux_Pseudo ________________...---~~~ -- ICQ=66618055 : (Now Playing) http://asciipr0n.com/fp updated=10/30 YIM=faux_pseudo : Rev: _Cash_-_Last_Night_I_Had_the_Strangest_Dream.mp3 You are : Now: /deftopnes/around/10_-_Mx.mp3 Beautiful : Fwd: /nirvana/demos/17_-_Dive.mp3
_.--- David Reis spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ > Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> wrote: > Go to alt.hacker and call the regs "hax0rs", you can be > happy when the flames subside after a month *gg* Never cared for alt.hackers much. I prefer alt.hackers.malicious better. Not a lot of hacking going on in there these days but it goes in spurts. The politics is what keeps it interesting. Deja finds 17,500 referances to "hax0r" and 3,300 for "hax0rs". '---...____ Faux_Pseudo ________________...---~~~ -- ICQ=66618055 : (Now Playing) http://asciipr0n.com/fp updated=10/30 YIM=faux_pseudo : Rev: /Misfits_and_Henry_Rollins-We_are_138_(LIVE).mp3 I do my typing : Now: /nin/17_and_all_that_could_have_been/10-Wish.mp3 in the dark : Fwd: rt/03-The_Wretched_Keith_Hillebrandt_Version.mp3
____ On Fri, 03 Jan 2003 18:18:30 +0100
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>Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> wrote:
>
>> Never cared for alt.hackers much. I prefer alt.hackers.malicious
>> better.
>
>Well I dont. Checked out .malicious a few time, but both the style of
>conversation and posting isn't very nice. Content's often crap too - even
>more skiddies asking for crack *g* Third, I dont like the Blackhats so much
>as they dont care for _any_ morals. So i'll stay with the a.h groups.
There isn't a single cracker that calls themselves a "hacker" that
isn't a complete lamer.
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-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 _.--- David Reis spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ > Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> wrote: > >> Never cared for alt.hackers much. I prefer alt.hackers.malicious >> better. > > Well I dont. Checked out .malicious a few time, but both the style of > conversation and posting isn't very nice. Makes for fun times. > Content's often crap too - even > more skiddies asking for crack *g* Thats what killfiles are for. There are some people in there who know what they are talking about and have some very nice accomplishments. The group is unreadable without a killfile though. > Third, I dont like the Blackhats so much > as they dont care for _any_ morals. Do some seaches for "hack mailbox nambla" on deja and see what they can do when they want to. > Guess 16000 are skiddiots' work. Cmon, ask one real Hacker (ok, cracker if > you want) if he'd speak of himself as a "hax0r". Dont think you'd get many > results. Of course not. But if you are going to use the word as was used prior in this thread then it sould be used in a way that is recognized as the standered way of representing it. You don't see me slipping into K-Rad. Dyslexia maybe but never K-Rad. '---...____ Faux_Pseudo ________________...---~~~ -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iD8DBQE+F3tLkjt2bc9NoGsRAtzrAKCE2/DMIL3pe5Iy/pQ98Uab6zB0XwCfSIJ/ Ag4we9tz7TADgK9DVIcmXCI= =EfEz -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- -- ICQ=66618055 : (Now Playing) http://asciipr0n.com/fp updated=10/30 YIM=faux_pseudo : Rev: /track_whore/vol_2_logan__s_run/14-t__4.mp3 when the going : Now: ore/vol_2_logan__s_run/02-absolute_precision.mp3 gets tough, fight: Fwd: /track_whore/soylent_green/08-make_room.mp3
"David Reis" <nec...@hotpop.com> wrote in message news:vm5...@4ax.com... > > Well OK the one who said "haxordom" perhaps just didnt know how it is used > or had the usual media picture of hackers. Although IMHO as standard IS a > word for skiddie *g* Well but I guess it depends on where area of hacking > you come from. > I was thinking about the true meaning of hacker + a little of the "modern" version. By "haxordom" I meant being an all-around computer whiz. That's all :) -- par...@hotSPAMmail.com (Remove SPAM from the address when replying.) This concludes our drill. In the event of a real emergency I would have typed IN ALL CAPS!!!
_.--- David Reis spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._
> no I'm NOT comparing blackhats with skiddies Faux :D
Wouldn't matter to me if you did.
The majority blackhats are script kiddies anyway.
'---...____ Faux_Pseudo ________________...---~~~
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