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GIF?

GIF?

alt.ascii-art · 15 messages · 14 Dec 1994 - 23 Jan 1995
Timmy (tsh...@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca) wrote:
: About 4 years ago, I saw this .GIF of 'Bob', the guy who invented the 
: .GIF format.  The .GIF of Bob was in a new encoding style, and had text
: scrolling through it.  The text briefly described the new features of this
: encoding sytle.  At the end, it said something to the effect of:
: "And, yes, it's pronouned `jif'".  That settled it for me and my friends.

me and my friends saw this too.. it's distributed with C-Show... Since it
was compu$erve, we pronounce it Gif not jif...

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STEVEN MACDONALD (014...@axe.acadiau.ca) wrote:
: Personally I say "jif", but if you want to say "gif", I will not try to 
: super-impose my own habits on you. Moreover, I could care less one way or 
: the other how you say it, if you want to say it backwards that's okay too.

FIG! FIG!

:-}

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Timmy <tsh...@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca> ASCII art 15 Dec 1994 05:07 · permalink
In article <3cna3d$3b...@tcws-13.brunel.ac.uk>,
DR J <is9...@brunel.ac.uk> wrote:
>STEVEN MACDONALD (014...@axe.acadiau.ca) wrote:
>: >In article <014...@axe.acadiau.ca>,
>: >Well, that's an okay policy for most pronounciation contentions (skedule or
>: >shedule) but when there is a standard that has been clearly defined and
>: >actually exists, I think it behooves us to try and adhere to it.  As such,
>: >I staunchly defend the pronounciation of .GIF in the proper and correct
>: >way: "jif".
>
>: Are you saying there is a writen law which sates:
>: "Ye shall pronounce .GIF "jif" and no other way."
>
>Time to lay this one to rest for good. GIF *has* to be pronounced with a
>hard 'G' (as in gift) simply to avoid confusion with the new file 
>extension .JIF which stands for JPEG Interchange Format.
>
>The only pronunciation for JIF is with a 'Jay', therefore unless you want
>to be continually confusing people, GIF has to be with a hard 'G'.
>
>If you haven't seen the .JIF extension, take a look at the current version
>of Paint Shop Pro for Windows.

Since when has Windows ever managed to standardize something?  ;)

>(How anyone can take an abbreviation for the word Graphic and pronounce
> it 'Jay' is beyond me! ;-) )

Well, I don't know about this new-fangled ".JIF" format, but I *do* know
that .GIF was _defined_ (let me say that again - D E F I N E D) to be
pronounced "jif".  No fancy schmancy "but the G stands for Graphic, and
THAT has a hard 'g'".  It's "jif".  It was BORN that way.  Bob, the creator
of the .GIF format, WANTED it that way.  Saying 'guh-if' not only sounds
lame, but it reflects the learning of the speaker.  ;)

So, 'jif' on!

Tim
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Timmy <tsh...@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca> ASCII art 15 Dec 1994 17:25 · permalink
In article <3cnk68$4n...@hptemp1.cc.umr.edu>,
sam wood <sj...@saucer.cc.umr.edu> wrote:
>Timmy (tsh...@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca) wrote:
>: About 4 years ago, I saw this .GIF of 'Bob', the guy who invented the 
>: .GIF format.  The .GIF of Bob was in a new encoding style, and had text
>: scrolling through it.  The text briefly described the new features of this
>: encoding sytle.  At the end, it said something to the effect of:
>: "And, yes, it's pronouned `jif'".  That settled it for me and my friends.
>
>me and my friends saw this too.. it's distributed with C-Show... Since it
>was compu$erve, we pronounce it Gif not jif...

Huh?  You're saying that you had proper instruction in the correct 
prononciation of 'jif', but you refuse to use it?  That's almost worse than
ignorance!  Heretic!!  ;)

Tim
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_ ___   \__  _\ \  \/ \  \/ \ \/_/ | appear and perform signs and miracles to 
  _ __  `--\_\-\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\\_\  | deceive The Elect - if that were possible.
     - -   `-' `-"-"-"-'-"-"-'`-'  | So be on your guard;" - Mark 13:22-23[NIV]

Diki Shamlian Gust <dik...@MCS.COM> ASCII art 28 Dec 1994 14:14 · permalink
Benjamin Ledsham (ble...@shore.net) wrote:
: In article <pIr...@primenet.com>, ina...@primenet.com wrote:

: > You can't trust anyone now adays!  It doesn't make sense to be
: > pronounced 'jif'!  Graphic is a hard G, why would you change it to
: > a soft G in the abreviation?

: The "g" is pronounced as a "j" because it is followed by an "i" as in
: "giraffe" or "ginger".  The same holds true if the "g" is followed by an
: "e" as in "gelatin" or "gem".  There are exceptions, but this is the
: general rule.

My suspicion is that it has nothing to do with the general rules of
pronunciation.  (Or that "Graphic" is a hard "G".)  I presume that
initially people just said "gee" "eye" "eff", and the more familiar
they became with it and the faster they said it, the more it elided 
into "jif".  
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On 28 Dec 1994 08:14:57 -0600, Diki Shamlian Gust (dik...@MCS.COM) said:
:>Benjamin Ledsham (ble...@shore.net) wrote:
:>: In article <pIr...@primenet.com>, ina...@primenet.com wrote:

:>: > You can't trust anyone now adays!  It doesn't make sense to be
:>: > pronounced 'jif'!  Graphic is a hard G, why would you change it to
:>: > a soft G in the abreviation?

:>: The "g" is pronounced as a "j" because it is followed by an "i" as in
:>: "giraffe" or "ginger".  The same holds true if the "g" is followed by an
:>: "e" as in "gelatin" or "gem".  There are exceptions, but this is the
:>: general rule.

:>My suspicion is that it has nothing to do with the general rules of
:>pronunciation.  (Or that "Graphic" is a hard "G".)  I presume that
:>initially people just said "gee" "eye" "eff", and the more familiar
:>they became with it and the faster they said it, the more it elided 
:>into "jif".  

I think the main problem, and a common one, is that you all are trying to 
pronounce an acronym!  You wouldn't say "Siyah", you say "C.I.A.".  Just 
because this particualy acronym happens to make a pronouncable word 
doesn't mean that it should be pronounced, but if you are going to 
pronounce it, it should be pronounced as it's SPELLED, completely 
ignoring the original words that it is shortened from.

That's what I think anyway.
					-sd


-- 
"Better weapons lead to better and better weapons, until the earth is a
      grenade with the fuse burning."
                                    -WSB

Q>> It stands for Graphic Interchange Format and is pronounced "jif", not
 >> "gif".  It is called Graphic Interchange Format because it was one of the
 >> first formats to be supported on multiple architectures, hence pictures
 >> encoded with it were 'interchangeable'.

Q>Why is it 'jif' on your say-so?  I've always pronounced it 'gif' and
 >don't see why it wouldn't be pronounced so.

I agree.  Say GRAPHIC.  I don't hear JRAPHIC.  
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CJ>The general rule in the English language is that "G" says a "J" sound
  >when followed by an "E", "I" or a "Y".  The English language has many
  >exceptions, but since this word hasn't made it to the dictionary yet,
  >I figure I might as well follow the general rule until an exception has
  >been established.

This thread makes me GIddy. I've got to GEt going, I'm supposed to GIve 
my GIrlfriend a present. ;)
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Kilroy <jgp...@rodan.syr.edu> ASCII art 31 Dec 1994 00:18 · permalink
In article <3dt0rk$l0...@crl3.crl.com> sir...@crl.com (Josh Buchbinder) writes:
>On 28 Dec 1994 08:14:57 -0600, Diki Shamlian Gust (dik...@MCS.COM) said:
>:>Benjamin Ledsham (ble...@shore.net) wrote:
>:>: In article <pIr...@primenet.com>, ina...@primenet.com wrote:
>
>:>: > You can't trust anyone now adays!  It doesn't make sense to be
>:>: > pronounced 'jif'!  Graphic is a hard G, why would you change it to
>:>: > a soft G in the abreviation?
>
>:>: The "g" is pronounced as a "j" because it is followed by an "i" as in
>:>: "giraffe" or "ginger".  The same holds true if the "g" is followed by an
>:>: "e" as in "gelatin" or "gem".  There are exceptions, but this is the
>:>: general rule.
>
>:>My suspicion is that it has nothing to do with the general rules of
>:>pronunciation.  (Or that "Graphic" is a hard "G".)  I presume that
>:>initially people just said "gee" "eye" "eff", and the more familiar
>:>they became with it and the faster they said it, the more it elided 
>:>into "jif".  
>
>I think the main problem, and a common one, is that you all are trying to 
>pronounce an acronym!  You wouldn't say "Siyah", you say "C.I.A.".  Just 
>because this particualy acronym happens to make a pronouncable word 
>doesn't mean that it should be pronounced, but if you are going to 
>pronounce it, it should be pronounced as it's SPELLED, completely 
>ignoring the original words that it is shortened from.
>
>That's what I think anyway.
>					-sd
>
>
>-- 
>"Better weapons lead to better and better weapons, until the earth is a
>      grenade with the fuse burning."
>                                    -WSB

The people in our area who speak of them pronounce them with a hard G.

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sha...@comfo.cuug.ab.ca 31 Dec 1994 20:30 · permalink

IP>Q>> It stands for Graphic Interchange Format and is pronounced "jif", not
IP> >> "gif".  It is called Graphic Interchange Format because it was one of th
IP> >> first formats to be supported on multiple architectures, hence pictures
IP> >> encoded with it were 'interchangeable'.

IP>Q>Why is it 'jif' on your say-so?  I've always pronounced it 'gif' and
IP> >don't see why it wouldn't be pronounced so.

IP>I agree.  Say GRAPHIC.  I don't hear JRAPHIC.
IP>---
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   It is pronounced JIF... as you would have known if you had bothered
to read the post by the guy who mentioned that the person who INVENTED
the damn things NAMED THEM THAT.  You dont call cars, "sars" do you?
You dont call the phone a "pa-hone" do you?  Are Mood rings called
"Mowed" rings?  Lots of things have the "owe" sound but not everything
is pronounced that way.  Grab a brain you dough heads.  It was written
there in black and white.  The format is pronounced JIF because thats
what the guy INVENTED... it has nothing to do with how many GEE sounds
or how many GUH sounds there are in the world.  If you cant be bothered
to use the english language correctly.. then SHUTUP.

Kate <kat...@gulf.net> 3 Jan 1995 14:33 · permalink
>   It is pronounced JIF... as you would have known if you had bothered
>to read the post by the guy who mentioned that the person who INVENTED
>the damn things NAMED THEM THAT.  You dont call cars, "sars" do you?
>You dont call the phone a "pa-hone" do you?  Are Mood rings called
>"Mowed" rings?  Lots of things have the "owe" sound but not everything
>is pronounced that way.  Grab a brain you dough heads.  It was written
>there in black and white.  The format is pronounced JIF because thats
>what the guy INVENTED... it has nothing to do with how many GEE sounds
>or how many GUH sounds there are in the world.  If you cant be bothered
>to use the english language correctly.. then SHUTUP.


The word "don't" has an apostrophe in it; the word "mood" should not
be capitalized; the word "that's" has an apostrophe in it; the word
"can't" has an apostrophe in it; the word "English" should be 
capitalized; the phrase "shut up" is two words, not one; you're
missing several commas; and you really, really should not be flaming
people, especially if it's for something you're guilty of yourself.

Now, perhaps we can return to the topic.

sha...@comfo.cuug.ab.ca 6 Jan 1995 11:30 · permalink

IK>>   It is pronounced JIF... as you would have known if you had bothered
IK>>to read the post by the guy who mentioned that the person who INVENTED
IK>>the damn things NAMED THEM THAT.  You dont call cars, "sars" do you?
IK>>You dont call the phone a "pa-hone" do you?  Are Mood rings called
IK>>"Mowed" rings?  Lots of things have the "owe" sound but not everything
IK>>is pronounced that way.  Grab a brain you dough heads.  It was written
IK>>there in black and white.  The format is pronounced JIF because thats
IK>>what the guy INVENTED... it has nothing to do with how many GEE sounds
IK>>or how many GUH sounds there are in the world.  If you cant be bothered
IK>>to use the english language correctly.. then SHUTUP.


IK>The word "don't" has an apostrophe in it; the word "mood" should not
IK>be capitalized; the word "that's" has an apostrophe in it; the word
IK>"can't" has an apostrophe in it; the word "English" should be
IK>capitalized; the phrase "shut up" is two words, not one; you're
IK>missing several commas; and you really, really should not be flaming
IK>people, especially if it's for something you're guilty of yourself.

IK>Now, perhaps we can return to the topic.


  Uh-uh... the fact that Im a crappy typer has nothing to do with the
arguement and you are nitpicking at something that is purdy (spelled
that way on purpose cuz i like it that way) stoopid. (see prior note).
  Mood ring SHOULD be capped you moron, cuz its a noun... some peoples
kids.. <shakin head>
  I dont bother with apostrophes cuz  Im a lazy typer and it suits me to
omit them... anything else?  I have not mispronounced anything in
there... typed it wrong maybe.  Yer arguement has no validity...have a
nice day now..:)

In article <ble...@bertha21.shore.net> ble...@shore.net (Benjamin Ledsham) writes:
>In article <pIr...@primenet.com>, ina...@primenet.com wrote:
>
>> > : Why is it 'jif' on your say-so?  I've always pronounced it 'gif' and
>> > : don't see why it wouldn't be pronounced so.
>> >
>> > Because the GIF standard specifically states that the correct
>> > pronunciation is "jif" (gives the peanut butter as an example).
>> >
>> > If you can't trust the people who MADE the standard, who CAN you trust?
>> 
>> You can't trust anyone now adays!  It doesn't make sense to be
>> pronounced 'jif'!  Graphic is a hard G, why would you change it to
>> a soft G in the abreviation?
>
>The "g" is pronounced as a "j" because it is followed by an "i" as in
>"giraffe" or "ginger".  The same holds true if the "g" is followed by an
>"e" as in "gelatin" or "gem".  There are exceptions, but this is the
>general rule.

Give, girl, gimmick, gill, giggle and gibbon.


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sha...@comfo.cuug.ab.ca wrote:

:   Mood ring SHOULD be capped you moron, cuz its a noun... some peoples
: kids.. <shakin head>

I guess some Canadians have an odd understanding of English
capitalization.  Last time I checked, only _proper_ nouns
were capitalized, not all nouns, double-moron!  Some
people's pathetic excuse for an education .. 

Couldn't resist.  Back to art ...

TIMPARK <tim...@aol.com> 23 Jan 1995 18:01 · permalink
I would appreciate any ascii-babies or little children that are out there.
I'm looking for something for a congratulations e-mail to an expectant
couple.

Thanks ... Tim

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