Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 30 Nov 1998.
Inquiries --- cartoon
alt.ascii-art
· 3 messages · 30 Nov 1998 - 2 Dec 1998
"Well, Doctor Wise, I think
the only question I really
have about this operation,
is how soon will I be able
to return to a normal sex
_______ life?"
|License| ____ \
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|_______| \(~OO (())
_\_-/_ ((()))
/ \|/ \ ((()))
___/_/____\_\___((((()_
| _______ ____|((()))|
|| | | | |
|| | | |______|
_________ ||_______| |____||//\\|| ____
|_______________||_)(_||
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"... Doctor?.... Why are you looking
at me like that?... Oh, I'm sorry,
I didn't mean to shock you."
_______ \
|License| ____ \
| ~~*~~ | / ___) \
|_______| \(~OO (())
_\_-/_ ((()))
/ \|/ \ ((()))
___/_/____\_\___((((()_
| _______ ____|((()))|
|| | | | |
|| | | |______|
_________ ||_______| |____||//\\|| ____
|_______________||_)(_||
JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO
JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO
"Not at all, Miss Goodbody.
It's just I don't think I've
ever been asked that question
in reguards to a tonsilectomy."
_______
|License| ____ /
| ~~*~~ | / ___) /
|_______| \(~OO (())
_\_o/_ ((()))
/ \|/ \ ((()))
___/_/____\_\___((((()_
| _______ ____|((()))|
|| | | | |
|| | | |______|
_________ ||_______| |____||//\\|| ____
|_______________||_)(_||
finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis
finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis
I didn't have nothin' to do this evenin', so I actual
gots to sit here an' run this one off. It's shameful,
but I done thunk it were funny....
Y'all be good,
Jonathon R. Oglesbee
ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-removetoreply
p.s.: Artie knows it all.
"JRO" <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> writes: > "Not at all, Miss Goodbody. > It's just I don't think I've > ever been asked that question > in reguards to a tonsilectomy." > _______ > |License| ____ / > | ~~*~~ | / ___) / > |_______| \(~OO (()) > _\_o/_ ((())) > / \|/ \ ((())) > ___/_/____\_\___((((()_ > | _______ ____|((()))| > || | | | | > || | | |______| > _________ ||_______| |____||//\\|| ____ > |_______________||_)(_|| > >I didn't have nothin' to do this evenin', so I actual >gots to sit here an' run this one off. It's shameful, >but I done thunk it were funny.... Brill Jonathon! :-) Made me giggle too, so I spose we're both dirty little buggers. :-) But I love all your cartoons anyway - just a shame there aren't more of them! -Hayley
.----- On Mon, 30 Nov 1998 22:20:16 -0600, JRO posted:
|
| "Well, Doctor Wise, I think
| the only question I really
| have about this operation,
| is how soon will I be able
| to return to a normal sex
| _______ life?"
| |License| ____ \
| | ~~*~~ | / ___) \
| |_______| \(~OO (())
| _\_-/_ ((()))
| / \|/ \ ((()))
| ___/_/____\_\___((((()_
| | _______ ____|((()))|
| || | | | |
| || | | |______|
| _________ ||_______| |____||//\\|| ____
| |_______________||_)(_||
|
|
|===============================================
|===============================================
|
| "... Doctor?.... Why are you looking
| at me like that?... Oh, I'm sorry,
| I didn't mean to shock you."
| _______ \
| |License| ____ \
| | ~~*~~ | / ___) \
| |_______| \(~OO (())
| _\_-/_ ((()))
| / \|/ \ ((()))
| ___/_/____\_\___((((()_
| | _______ ____|((()))|
| || | | | |
| || | | |______|
| _________ ||_______| |____||//\\|| ____
| |_______________||_)(_||
|
|
|JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO
|JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO
|
| "Not at all, Miss Goodbody.
| It's just I don't think I've
| ever been asked that question
| in reguards to a tonsilectomy."
| _______
| |License| ____ /
| | ~~*~~ | / ___) /
| |_______| \(~OO (())
| _\_o/_ ((()))
| / \|/ \ ((()))
| ___/_/____\_\___((((()_
| | _______ ____|((()))|
| || | | | |
| || | | |______|
| _________ ||_______| |____||//\\|| ____
| |_______________||_)(_||
|
|
|finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis
|finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis
|
|
|I didn't have nothin' to do this evenin', so I actual
|gots to sit here an' run this one off. It's shameful,
|but I done thunk it were funny....
|
'--------------------------
HAHAHA! :o)
I love it... hee-bloody-larious!!!! Saved to my ascii collection!
When I`m online, go to
http://martpws.dyn.ml.org/asciiart/cgi/dirlist.exe?dir=jrotoons/&ini=asclist
for my whole collection of Johnny's cartoons :o)
Nice one Johnny!
-Martin
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