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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 30 Nov 1998.
Inquiries --- cartoon

Inquiries --- cartoon

                 "Well, Doctor Wise, I think
                  the only question I really
                  have about this operation,
                  is how soon will I be able
                  to return to a normal sex
        _______            life?"
       |License|     ____     \
       | ~~*~~ |    / ___)     \
       |_______|    \(~OO       (())
                    _\_-/_     ((()))
                   /  \|/ \    ((()))
               ___/_/____\_\___((((()_
              | _______   ____|((()))|
              ||       | |    |      |
              ||       | |    |______|
   _________  ||_______| |____||//\\|| ____
              |_______________||_)(_||


===============================================
===============================================

            "... Doctor?.... Why are you looking
             at me like that?... Oh, I'm sorry,
                I didn't mean to shock you."
        _______              \
       |License|     ____     \
       | ~~*~~ |    / ___)     \
       |_______|    \(~OO       (())
                    _\_-/_     ((()))
                   /  \|/ \    ((()))
               ___/_/____\_\___((((()_
              | _______   ____|((()))|
              ||       | |    |      |
              ||       | |    |______|
   _________  ||_______| |____||//\\|| ____
              |_______________||_)(_||


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                "Not at all, Miss Goodbody.
                It's just I don't think I've
                ever been asked that question
                in reguards to a tonsilectomy."
        _______
       |License|     ____    /
       | ~~*~~ |    / ___)  /
       |_______|    \(~OO       (())
                    _\_o/_     ((()))
                   /  \|/ \    ((()))
               ___/_/____\_\___((((()_
              | _______   ____|((()))|
              ||       | |    |      |
              ||       | |    |______|
   _________  ||_______| |____||//\\|| ____
              |_______________||_)(_||


finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis
finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis


I didn't have nothin' to do this evenin', so I actual
gots to sit here an' run this one off.  It's shameful,
but I done thunk it were funny....

              Y'all be good,
           Jonathon R. Oglesbee
   ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-removetoreply



p.s.: Artie knows it all.

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From: "JRO" <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove>
Subject: Inquiries --- cartoon
Date: 1998/11/30
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