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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 17 Mar 1996.
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REQ: ascii penis

REQ: ascii penis

alt.ascii-art · 12 messages · 17 Mar 1996 - 10 Apr 1996
Anyone got a decent ascii penis?

Robert Marks (mat...@ingress.com) wrote:
: Anyone got a decent ascii penis?

Feeling a little inadequate?

In article <314...@ingress.com>, Robert Marks
<mat...@ingress.com> writes
>Anyone got a decent ascii penis?

Well I've never been asked that before ooooooohhhh errrrrrr mother
Have your tried alt.binaries.erotic. ??????
-- 
Shaun - Grimsby by name and Grims by nature

another ascii-Loreena Bobbit victim, eh?

NIc
 
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SweetCdn <swe...@aol.com> 20 Mar 1996 00:00 · permalink · report
In article <ccI...@sehannah.demon.co.uk>, Shaun Hannah
<seh...@sehannah.demon.co.uk> writes:

>In article <314...@ingress.com>, Robert Marks
><mat...@ingress.com> writes
>>Anyone got a decent ascii penis?
>
>Well I've never been asked that before ooooooohhhh errrrrrr mother
>Have your tried alt.binaries.erotic. ??????

How about alt.batteries?

    

T. Youderian <tyo...> 26 Mar 1996 00:00 · permalink · report
This is extremely foul, but he did ask nicely.
The macro is from a really great netrek player named Mucus Pig:

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MUCUS PIG'S PENIS                                 \
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-Tom

Hugh G. Rection <hug...@math.fu-berlin.de> ASCII art 27 Mar 1996 00:00 · permalink · report
Robert Marks <mat...@ingress.com> writes:
>Anyone got a decent ascii penis?

Posting of these things is against the law as described by the CDA.
Sorry.

Hugh
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
-- 
Hugh G. Rection  wan...@vap.com
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SweetCdn <swe...@aol.com> 28 Mar 1996 00:00 · permalink · report
In article <4jc1g8$ct...@fu-berlin.de>, Hugh G. Rection
<hug...@math.fu-berlin.de> writes:

>Posting of these things is against the law as described by the CDA.

WOW! Good thing I have patience. And that I am curious. And that I took
the time to scoll way down, past all that blank space, to get to ...uh...
well ... the .. BIG THING.

    

In article <4jde06$27...@newsbf02.news.aol.com>, swe...@aol.com (SweetCdn) writes:
>In article <4jc1g8$ct...@fu-berlin.de>, Hugh G. Rection
><hug...@math.fu-berlin.de> writes:
>
>>Posting of these things is against the law as described by the CDA.
>
>WOW! Good thing I have patience. And that I am curious. And that I took
>the time to scoll way down, past all that blank space, to get to ...uh...
>well ... the .. BIG THING.
>
    
Ick.  The CDA.  Many people feel the same way I do about it, which is why ppl
will continue to post whatever the fuck they please.   ...i.e. my .sig:
          -your HIGHness-

-- 
"Never be sorry for giving a person in authority a hard time." 
                                             -Prof. Meyers, 2/21/96
[begin civil-disobedience portion of .sig]
 Now that President Clinton has signed the Communications Decency Act 
 into law, it may be illegal to use the words shit, piss, fuck, cunt,
 cock-sucker, motherfucker, and tits in one's 'net writings.  Therefore, 
 every effort has been made to avoid the use of the words shit, piss,  
 fuck, cunt, cock-sucker, motherfucker, and tits in this message.      
                                                         

your HIGHness (sc5...@CNSVAX.ALBANY.EDU) writes:
> In article <4jde06$27...@newsbf02.news.aol.com>, swe...@aol.com (SweetCdn) writes:
>>In article <4jc1g8$ct...@fu-berlin.de>, Hugh G. Rection
>><hug...@math.fu-berlin.de> writes:
>>
>>>Posting of these things is against the law as described by the CDA.
>>
>>WOW! Good thing I have patience. And that I am curious. And that I took
>>the time to scoll way down, past all that blank space, to get to ...uh...
>>well ... the .. BIG THING.
>     
> Ick.  The CDA.  Many people feel the same way I do about it, which is why ppl
> will continue to post whatever the fuck they please.   ...i.e. my .sig:
>           -your HIGHness-

Ick is right. Being an American law, it doesn't apply to many of us here. 


--
#####    |\^/|     Colin R. Leech                ag4...@freenet.carleton.ca
##### _|\|   |/|_  Civil engineer by training, transport planner by choice.
##### >         <  Opinions are my own. Consider them shareware if you want.
#####  >_./|\._<   "If you can't return a favour, pass it on." - A.L. Brown

Braveheart <Rob...@ax.com> ASCII art 31 Mar 1996 00:00 · permalink · report
Colin R. Leech wrote:
> 
> your HIGHness (sc5...@CNSVAX.ALBANY.EDU) writes:
> > In article <4jde06$27...@newsbf02.news.aol.com>, swe...@aol.com (SweetCdn) writes:
> >>In article <4jc1g8$ct...@fu-berlin.de>, Hugh G. Rection
> >><hug...@math.fu-berlin.de> writes:
> >>
> >>>Posting of these things is against the law as described by the CDA.
> >>
> >>WOW! Good thing I have patience. And that I am curious. And that I took
> >>the time to scoll way down, past all that blank space, to get to ...uh...
> >>well ... the .. BIG THING.
> >
> > Ick.  The CDA.  Many people feel the same way I do about it, which is why ppl
> > will continue to post whatever the fuck they please.   ...i.e. my .sig:
> >           -your HIGHness-
> 
> Ick is right. Being an American law, it doesn't apply to many of us here.
> 
> --
> #####    |\^/|     Colin R. Leech                ag4...@freenet.carleton.ca
> ##### _|\|   |/|_  Civil engineer by training, transport planner by choice.
> ##### >         <  Opinions are my own. Consider them shareware if you want.
> #####  >_./|\._<   "If you can't return a favour, pass it on." - A.L. Brown



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              You've just been dicked over......




Braveheart (Rob...@ax.com) wrote:

			(blah...blah...blah...)


	Braveheart?......hmmmmmm

	Didn't he get his manhood cut off... (good movie scene)?

	No wonder you are going around begging for a penis...

	Don't worry.....we'll get ya one.


				How could you be brave without one!

				Don't lose heart.

		

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