Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 17 Mar 1996.
REQ: ascii penis
alt.ascii-art
· 12 messages · 17 Mar 1996 - 10 Apr 1996
Anyone got a decent ascii penis?
Robert Marks (mat...@ingress.com) wrote: : Anyone got a decent ascii penis? Feeling a little inadequate?
In article <314...@ingress.com>, Robert Marks
<mat...@ingress.com> writes
>Anyone got a decent ascii penis?
Well I've never been asked that before ooooooohhhh errrrrrr mother
Have your tried alt.binaries.erotic. ??????
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Shaun - Grimsby by name and Grims by nature
another ascii-Loreena Bobbit victim, eh?
NIc
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In article <ccI...@sehannah.demon.co.uk>, Shaun Hannah <seh...@sehannah.demon.co.uk> writes: >In article <314...@ingress.com>, Robert Marks ><mat...@ingress.com> writes >>Anyone got a decent ascii penis? > >Well I've never been asked that before ooooooohhhh errrrrrr mother >Have your tried alt.binaries.erotic. ?????? How about alt.batteries?
This is extremely foul, but he did ask nicely.
The macro is from a really great netrek player named Mucus Pig:
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-Tom
Robert Marks <mat...@ingress.com> writes:
>Anyone got a decent ascii penis?
Posting of these things is against the law as described by the CDA.
Sorry.
Hugh
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Hugh G. Rection wan...@vap.com
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In article <4jc1g8$ct...@fu-berlin.de>, Hugh G. Rection
<hug...@math.fu-berlin.de> writes:
>Posting of these things is against the law as described by the CDA.
WOW! Good thing I have patience. And that I am curious. And that I took
the time to scoll way down, past all that blank space, to get to ...uh...
well ... the .. BIG THING.
In article <4jde06$27...@newsbf02.news.aol.com>, swe...@aol.com (SweetCdn) writes: >In article <4jc1g8$ct...@fu-berlin.de>, Hugh G. Rection ><hug...@math.fu-berlin.de> writes: > >>Posting of these things is against the law as described by the CDA. > >WOW! Good thing I have patience. And that I am curious. And that I took >the time to scoll way down, past all that blank space, to get to ...uh... >well ... the .. BIG THING. > Ick. The CDA. Many people feel the same way I do about it, which is why ppl will continue to post whatever the fuck they please. ...i.e. my .sig: -your HIGHness- -- "Never be sorry for giving a person in authority a hard time." -Prof. Meyers, 2/21/96 [begin civil-disobedience portion of .sig] Now that President Clinton has signed the Communications Decency Act into law, it may be illegal to use the words shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cock-sucker, motherfucker, and tits in one's 'net writings. Therefore, every effort has been made to avoid the use of the words shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cock-sucker, motherfucker, and tits in this message.
your HIGHness (sc5...@CNSVAX.ALBANY.EDU) writes: > In article <4jde06$27...@newsbf02.news.aol.com>, swe...@aol.com (SweetCdn) writes: >>In article <4jc1g8$ct...@fu-berlin.de>, Hugh G. Rection >><hug...@math.fu-berlin.de> writes: >> >>>Posting of these things is against the law as described by the CDA. >> >>WOW! Good thing I have patience. And that I am curious. And that I took >>the time to scoll way down, past all that blank space, to get to ...uh... >>well ... the .. BIG THING. > > Ick. The CDA. Many people feel the same way I do about it, which is why ppl > will continue to post whatever the fuck they please. ...i.e. my .sig: > -your HIGHness- Ick is right. Being an American law, it doesn't apply to many of us here. -- ##### |\^/| Colin R. Leech ag4...@freenet.carleton.ca ##### _|\| |/|_ Civil engineer by training, transport planner by choice. ##### > < Opinions are my own. Consider them shareware if you want. ##### >_./|\._< "If you can't return a favour, pass it on." - A.L. Brown
Colin R. Leech wrote: > > your HIGHness (sc5...@CNSVAX.ALBANY.EDU) writes: > > In article <4jde06$27...@newsbf02.news.aol.com>, swe...@aol.com (SweetCdn) writes: > >>In article <4jc1g8$ct...@fu-berlin.de>, Hugh G. Rection > >><hug...@math.fu-berlin.de> writes: > >> > >>>Posting of these things is against the law as described by the CDA. > >> > >>WOW! Good thing I have patience. And that I am curious. And that I took > >>the time to scoll way down, past all that blank space, to get to ...uh... > >>well ... the .. BIG THING. > > > > Ick. The CDA. Many people feel the same way I do about it, which is why ppl > > will continue to post whatever the fuck they please. ...i.e. my .sig: > > -your HIGHness- > > Ick is right. Being an American law, it doesn't apply to many of us here. > > -- > ##### |\^/| Colin R. Leech ag4...@freenet.carleton.ca > ##### _|\| |/|_ Civil engineer by training, transport planner by choice. > ##### > < Opinions are my own. Consider them shareware if you want. > ##### >_./|\._< "If you can't return a favour, pass it on." - A.L. Brown ********* ************ *************** ***************** ***************** ***************** ************* ************* ************* ************* ************* ************* ************* ************* ************* ************* ************* ************* ************* ************* ************* ************* ************* ************* ****** *************** ****** ********** **************** ********** ************** ******************** ************* *************************************************** *************************************************** *************************************************** ************************************************* *********************************************** *********** ********** ******* ****** You've just been dicked over......
Braveheart (Rob...@ax.com) wrote: (blah...blah...blah...) Braveheart?......hmmmmmm Didn't he get his manhood cut off... (good movie scene)? No wonder you are going around begging for a penis... Don't worry.....we'll get ya one. How could you be brave without one! Don't lose heart.
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