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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 7 May 1994.
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alt.ascii-art · 72 messages · 7 May 1994 - 30 Oct 1998
oops...wrong sig...i wasnt watching, i suppose.  There I go again, listening 
with my brain.  apologies to those offended, defended, suspended and 
especially to them who condescended to almost laughing...

daniel

temp <c.j...@erols.com> 11 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
> Hmmm... Maybe you should use some more interesting name than "temp"...
thats the thing, Im only 13, its my dad's account, I dont know how to
change it, if I did, I wouldnt be able to change it to anything
interesting.   I need a place where I can have my own account.

temp <c.j...@erols.com> 11 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
I have to remember to put my initials on my things, anything U see from
me, please, if yer gonna take it(I dont understand Y U would) put my
initials on it.  -KTJ

temp wrote:
> 
> I have to remember to put my initials on my things, anything U see from
> me, please, if yer gonna take it(I dont understand Y U would) put my
> initials on it.  -KTJ


Hmmm... Maybe you should use some more interesting name than "temp"...


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temp wrote:
> Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> > Hmmm... Maybe you should use some more interesting name than "temp"...
>
> thats the thing, Im only 13, its my dad's account, I dont know how to
> change it, if I did, I wouldnt be able to change it to anything
> interesting.   I need a place where I can have my own account.

1. Your age in years as a human is not an excuse for anything.

2. Your youth in days as a newbie is an explanation, but not an excuse.

3. Spend a couple of hours at this place:
   ftp://rtfm.mit.edu/pub/usenet/news.announce.newusers/

4. If you want to make test posts and just generally play with and get
used to your news program there is another, special, newsgroup for that
purpose called alt.test

5. Please, stay out of the newsgroup and come into my chat (see my sig
for the URL) and we can sort out your problems there, were we won't
irritate the rest of the group.


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joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> ASCII art 12 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report

temp wrote:

> > Hmmm... Maybe you should use some more interesting name than "temp"...
> thats the thing, Im only 13, its my dad's account, I dont know how to
> change it, if I did, I wouldnt be able to change it to anything
> interesting.   I need a place where I can have my own account.


'temp' is good enough for me. Besides maybe your dad won't be
too happy if you change for 'Jezebel' or something like that.

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Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> ASCII art 12 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
Veronica Karlsson <dre...@on.spammer> wrote:
>temp wrote:
>> Veronica Karlsson wrote:
>> > Hmmm... Maybe you should use some more interesting name than "temp"...
>>
>> thats the thing, Im only 13, its my dad's account, I dont know how to
>> change it, if I did, I wouldnt be able to change it to anything
>> interesting.   I need a place where I can have my own account.

>1. Your age in years as a human is not an excuse for anything.

>2. Your youth in days as a newbie is an explanation, but not an excuse.

>3. Spend a couple of hours at this place:
>   ftp://rtfm.mit.edu/pub/usenet/news.announce.newusers/

>4. If you want to make test posts and just generally play with and get
>used to your news program there is another, special, newsgroup for that
>purpose called alt.test

>5. Please, stay out of the newsgroup and come into my chat (see my sig
>for the URL) and we can sort out your problems there, were we won't
>irritate the rest of the group.


Veronica...from time to time you do seem to say the right things to 
newbies...far more effectively than the FAQs seem to do. :-)

This year it seems that alt.ascii-art has been invaded by an unusual 
number of 13 year-olds or younger children and I have real doubts 
that they are old and mature enough to effectively read and understand 
the FAQs no matter how much they may wish to understand them. 

Usenet informational documents, FAQs, RFCs et al are written for 
adults not children and often contain lots of Usenet jargon.

That is not very surprising if and when it is acknowledged that 
newsgroups are all intended for adults not children. The K12 
hierarchies for schools are intended to provide the early learning 
curve and the Universities eventually help to complete process later 
by providing access to the Net for their students. 


   The problems of understanding Newsgroup FAQs & Netiquette
   ----------------------------------------------------------


  /mmm\        /mmm\        /mmm\
  (O o)        (O O)        (o o)
    U            U            u           /mmm\
  ||\  \\        / \\         .           (- -)
 oOOo__oOOo   _____oOOo  ___________      __u_oOOo
############  #########  ###########  ################
(BAD ANSWER)   (RETRY)   (ONCE MORE)  (Bored & Asleep)
                  -David Bourgin-  

Bye,

> This year it seems that alt.ascii-art has been invaded by an unusual
> number of 13 year-olds or younger children and I have real doubts
> that they are old and mature enough to effectively read and understand
> the FAQs no matter how much they may wish to understand them.

I take that as an insult.
    -Sarah (13 and proud)

Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> ASCII art 14 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> wrote:


>Colin Douthwaite wrote:

>[snip]

>> I really don't think that 13 year olds can fully understand FAQs,
>> documents and literature which were written for mature adults.

>Colin, maybe you should meet kids more often.You'd be surprised how much they
>understand.

Joris, My Dear Young Thing...you are trying to teach your 
grandfather to suck eggs. How many kids have you got Joris?  


>> That is not an insult but more likely to be fact and it does not itself
>> make those young people stupid. It is more likely to be their own
>> behaviour and attitudes that makes them appear stupid.

> Colin, maybe you should meet kids more often.You'd be able to 
> understand their behaviour and attitudes and they (most of them) 
> won't appear stupid to you anymore.  

See above.


> >    -Sarah (13 and proud)
>
>> Pride is the most deadly of the Seven Deadly Sins.
>> After Hubris comes Nemesis.
>> "Pride always cometh before a fall".

> blah blah religious propaganda.

Bullshit Joris, you can do better than that. 

Those things listed often turn out to be correct in real life.


>> I am quite surprised that you are indeed 13 years old because some
>> of your pictures, I think would suggest a much younger child, say 7
>> or 8, but of course physical age and actual maturity are not
>> necessarily related...it very much depends on each individual.

> Good! a 13 year old can read and fully understand a FAQ then,or 
> any other "literature written for mature adults" (I'm not sure I 
> understand those myself... but I'm not mature that's for sure. 
> Most of my drawings will tell you that).  

Well now, I think those remarks by you may explain why you have made 
such an unintelligent posting on this occasion.

> ObAscii:

>            Ffflebeleeehhh...       Ffflebeleeehhh...
>                I am 13!          I thought you were 8!
>                    /                    \
>                   '                      '
>               _________                 _________
>             _|        .|  |//     \\|  |.        |_
>            |:|        .| -\ )     ( /- |.        |:|
>             \|        .|__//       \\__|.        |/
>              |_________|--'         '--|_________|
>               __|___|__                 __|___|__
>          ____[_________]_______________[_________]___b'ger


>
> An other ObAscii:


       ___________________________________________
      |                                           |
      |  Come to bed dear, I've got some of that  |
      |  "literature written for mature adults"   |
      |        you like soooooooo much.           |
      |___________________________________________|
                  /
> _______________/

              ___.___    ~            _____________
              \  \\  \   oo ???      |        '\\\\\\
               \  \\  \ /<   ?       |        ' ____|_
                --\//,- \_.  /_____  |        '||::::::
                    o- /   \_/    '\ |        '||_____|
                    | \ '   o       \'________|_____|
                    |  )-   #     <  ___/____|___\___
                    `_/'------------|    _    '  <<<:|
>                       /________\| |____b'ger'___o_o|
>


As an artist you are superb...that's what you should concentrate on 
rather than the commentary you have written in this particular 
posting of yours...which was largely...Bullpoop:


+----------------------------+
|                            |
|                            |
|                            |
|   NO BULLPOOP  PLEASE !!!  |
|                            |
|          __     __         |
|          \ \   / /         |
|           \ \ / /          |
|            >   <           |
|           / / \ \          |
|          / /   \ \         |
|         /_/     \_\        |
!                            |
|                            |
|                 (___)      |
|                 (o o)      |
|         /--------\ /       |
|       * o|      ||O        |
|          ||,----||         |
|       ooo^^     ^^         |
|                            |
|                     -cfbd- |
+----------------------------+
  

Bottom line, Joris:  

Usenet newsgroups are for adults not children, whether you agree
with that fact or not.


Toodles,

Shanaka Dias <sdi...@netlane.com> wrote:

>Woah, watch those initials!

OOPS indeed!  :-)


>I was afraid our initials might get a bit confused when Sarah chose
>to use 'smd' :(


>Corrected initials on Sarahs pics:
>--------------------------------------------------------------------


>                               ,~~;,~~.~~,
>                              (===========..
>                            _  ~~``` ` `   \\
>                           ( | |@ , @ | , ';))
>                            \\ ' (    ' `  ((
>                             \\`._V__/^;' ';
>                              \\;.'  ';.` ;
>                               \   *   ;.;
>                                |   )  )\
>                                |      | \
>                                |______|\ \
>                               /     , \ |_)
>                              |   ,     \
>                             /   ;       |
>                            |         ,  |
>                           /         ;   |
>                          |  ,      ;    |  -smd-
>                         /  ;            |
>                        |__'___^^_______^^
>                               ~~       ~~

>                        __
>                  _____/__\____
>                  |_____________|
>                     |*(* ); ;
>                      `.@.';,;
>                      ,~''~____._
>                     /,;  ,----`-`
>                     \\; ;
>                     .'' `,
>                     ;    ;
>                     ;...;   -smd-
>                      |\\
>                     _||\\_
>                    '--' '-'



>                 __  __
>            _.-'   `'   '-.
>          ,'  ,'`-._       '.
>         :  .'      ``--..   :
>         ; :__.--.__.--.__`. :
>        : :   '..'  '..'   : '.
>        : :      '--'      :  '.
>        : :                :   '.
>        :  :  '._____.    :     '.
>        :   '.          .'       :
>        :     '-.____.-'         :
>        :.---. .'    '.          :
>        ;     ``       :       .'
>       :       '        :  _.-'    -smd-
>       :                 ``  :

> A try without the glasses....
>                 __  __
>            _.-'   `'   '-.
>          ,'  ,'`-._       '.
>         :  .'      ``--..   :
>         ; : .---   .---  `. :
>        : :  < O)   < o)   : '.
>        : :      '--'      :  '.
>        : :                :   '.
>        :  :  '._____.    :     '.
>        :   '.          .'       :
>        :     '-.____.-'         :
>        :.---. .'    '.          :
>        ;     ``       :       .'  -smd-
>       :       '        :  _.-'
>       :                 ``  :

> Now with the dimples.

>                 __  __
>            _.-'   `'   '-.
>          ,'  ,'`-._       '.
>         :  .'      ``--..   :
>         ; : .---   .---  `. :
>        : :  < O)   < o)   : '.
>        : :      '--'      :  '.
>        : :                :   '.
>        :  :' '._____. `, :     '.
>        :   '.          .'       :
>        :     '-.____.-'         :
>        :.---. .'    '.          :
>        ;     ``       :       .'   -smd-
>       :       '        :  _.-'
>       :                 ``  :


Oh by damn!  This shows that even I make mistakes!  Look, look, look...
exposed at last!   Aaaaargh!


Thanks for pointing it out and for the corrections.  

Those were actually Sarah Day's early pictures when she was not 
attaching her name/intitials so I actually had them filed with 
"-Sarah Day-" attached but I changed them all for this particular 
posting...got the first tag wrong and copied all the rest...bad
decision on my part. Good Day-like excuse though.  :-)(

Actually I don't think anyone could have thought that they were your
pictures.

Now watch out for a "Look, look, look..." posting from Uno-Hoo!  *8-(

Bye,

Sarah Day <med...@micron.net> ASCII art 14 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
The pictures below which you have chosen for examples of my art (which, by
the way, you had changed my middle initial in)are earlier ones that I myself
really do not like and am not very proud of. I have only been doing ascii
art for less than a year, you know, so have not had as much experience as
you. I do not appreciate your insults here (for they are insults, no matter
what you call them) and wish you would not think of me as inferior for being
the age that I am. It is not my fault that I was born later, okay? Plus, for
this purpose, you had to choose some of my worst pics to demonstrate your
(insulting) point. You might have at least used a better one like this:
                                                                  _|_
                                  |                          _|_ / |(
                                  |                 |       / |((__||
                                  |                 |      (__|| ---/|
                          |       |          |    __-__     / |(   |  \
                          |      ---       __-__ /  | ( \  (__||   |---'
                         ---     '-'      /  | ((   | |  \--------------
                         '-'  ____|_____/(   | ||___|_.  .|------------'
                      ____|__/    |    / |___|_|`---|-'.' (
                     /    | /     |   /| (   |\     |.'    \
                    /     |(      |  (-._|.-.|-.    |'-.____'.
                   (      | \     |   \  |------------------'
                    \     |  \____|____\  `/|--------------'
                    /\____|___`---.----` .' |
                .-'/      |  \    |__.--'    \
              .'/ (       |   \   |.          \
           _ /_/   \      |    \  | `.         \
            `-.'    \.--._|.---`  |   `-._______\
               ``-.-------'-------'------------/
                   `'._______________________.'  smd

    -Sarah
                               ,~~;,~~.~~,
                              (===========..
                            _  ~~``` ` `   \\
                           ( | |@ , @ | , ';))
                            \\ ' (    ' `  ((
                             \\`._V__/^;' ';
                              \\;.'  ';.` ;
                               \   *   ;.;
                                |   )  )\
                                |      | \
                                |______|\ \
                               /     , \ |_)
                              |   ,     \
                             /   ;       |
                            |         ,  |
                           /         ;   |
                          |  ,      ;    |  -smd-
                         /  ;            |
                        |__'___^^_______^^
                               ~~       ~~


                         __
                   _____/__\____
                  |_____________|
                      |*(* ); ;
                      `.@.';,;
                      ,~''~____._
                     /,;  ,----`-`
                     \\; ;
                     .'' `,
                     ;    ;
                     ;...;   -smd-
                      |\\
                     _||\\_
                    '--' '-'



                 __  __
            _.-'   `'   '-.
          ,'  ,'`-._       '.
         :  .'      ``--..   :
         ; :__.--.__.--.__`. :
        : :   '..'  '..'   : '.
        : :      '--'      :  '.
        : :                :   '.
        :  :  '._____.    :     '.
        :   '.          .'       :
        :     '-.____.-'         :
        :.---. .'    '.          :
        ;     ``       :       .'
       :       '        :  _.-'    -smd-
       :                 ``  :

A try without the glasses....
                 __  __
            _.-'   `'   '-.
          ,'  ,'`-._       '.
         :  .'      ``--..   :
         ; : .---   .---  `. :
        : :  < O)   < o)   : '.
        : :      '--'      :  '.
        : :                :   '.
        :  :  '._____.    :     '.
        :   '.          .'       :
        :     '-.____.-'         :
        :.---. .'    '.          :
        ;     ``       :       .'  -smd-
       :       '        :  _.-'
       :                 ``  :

Now with the dimples.

                 __  __
            _.-'   `'   '-.
          ,'  ,'`-._       '.
         :  .'      ``--..   :
         ; : .---   .---  `. :
        : :  < O)   < o)   : '.
        : :      '--'      :  '.
        : :                :   '.
        :  :' '._____. `, :     '.
        :   '.          .'       :
        :     '-.____.-'         :
        :.---. .'    '.          :
        ;     ``       :       .'   -smd-
       :       '        :  _.-'
       :                 ``  :

Sarah Day wrote:
> 
> > This year it seems that alt.ascii-art has been invaded by an unusual
> > number of 13 year-olds or younger children and I have real doubts
> > that they are old and mature enough to effectively read and understand
> > the FAQs no matter how much they may wish to understand them.
> 
> I take that as an insult.

Just think that it is that growling cowbird again.

=========================================================
[]   .oo     Visit the Gallery of the 'steins!         []
[]  (  -)   http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/        []
[]   " "   Frogstein, who has a point behind his eyes  []
=========================================================

Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> ASCII art 14 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
Sarah Day <med...@micron.net> wrote:
>> This year it seems that alt.ascii-art has been invaded by an unusual
>> number of 13 year-olds or younger children and I have real doubts
>> that they are old and mature enough to effectively read and understand
>> the FAQs no matter how much they may wish to understand them.


>I take that as an insult.

Hmm...now why am I not surprised that you take it as an insult?

I've already commented before that you seem to me to be "tarred with
the same brush" ( having similar traits and attitudes ) as your
friend, Mr.Casso, who also sees insults when there are none intended.

I really don't think that 13 year olds can fully understand FAQs,
documents and literature which were written for mature adults. That
is not an insult but more likely to be fact and it does not itself
make those young people stupid. It is more likely to be their own
behaviour and attitudes that makes them appear stupid.


>    -Sarah (13 and proud)

Pride is the most deadly of the Seven Deadly Sins.
After Hubris comes Nemesis.
"Pride always cometh before a fall".


I am quite surprised that you are indeed 13 years old because some
of your pictures, I think would suggest a much younger child, say 7
or 8, but of course physical age and actual maturity are not
necessarily related...it very much depends on each individual.


I'm not saying they are poor pictures it's just that the level of
perception and age in a child often shows in their pictures:


                               ,~~;,~~.~~,
                              (===========..
                            _  ~~``` ` `   \\
                           ( | |@ , @ | , ';))
                            \\ ' (    ' `  ((
                             \\`._V__/^;' ';
                              \\;.'  ';.` ;
                               \   *   ;.;
                                |   )  )\
                                |      | \
                                |______|\ \
                               /     , \ |_)
                              |   ,     \
                             /   ;       |
                            |         ,  |
                           /         ;   |
                          |  ,      ;    |  -snd-
                         /  ;            |
                        |__'___^^_______^^
                               ~~       ~~


                         __
                   _____/__\____
                  |_____________|
                      |*(* ); ;
                      `.@.';,;
                      ,~''~____._
                     /,;  ,----`-`
                     \\; ;
                     .'' `,
                     ;    ;
                     ;...;   -snd-
                      |\\
                     _||\\_
                    '--' '-'



                 __  __
            _.-'   `'   '-.
          ,'  ,'`-._       '.
         :  .'      ``--..   :
         ; :__.--.__.--.__`. :
        : :   '..'  '..'   : '.
        : :      '--'      :  '.
        : :                :   '.
        :  :  '._____.    :     '.
        :   '.          .'       :
        :     '-.____.-'         :
        :.---. .'    '.          :
        ;     ``       :       .'
       :       '        :  _.-'    -snd-
       :                 ``  :

 A try without the glasses....
                 __  __
            _.-'   `'   '-.
          ,'  ,'`-._       '.
         :  .'      ``--..   :
         ; : .---   .---  `. :
        : :  < O)   < o)   : '.
        : :      '--'      :  '.
        : :                :   '.
        :  :  '._____.    :     '.
        :   '.          .'       :
        :     '-.____.-'         :
        :.---. .'    '.          :
        ;     ``       :       .'  -snd-
       :       '        :  _.-'
       :                 ``  :

 Now with the dimples.

                 __  __
            _.-'   `'   '-.
          ,'  ,'`-._       '.
         :  .'      ``--..   :
         ; : .---   .---  `. :
        : :  < O)   < o)   : '.
        : :      '--'      :  '.
        : :                :   '.
        :  :' '._____. `, :     '.
        :   '.          .'       :
        :     '-.____.-'         :
        :.---. .'    '.          :
        ;     ``       :       .'   -snd-
       :       '        :  _.-'
       :                 ``  :


Some 13 year old girls are married with children, at that early age.

BTW. Hope you are _not_ already married at the age of 13...like Mr.
Casso claimed he was 13 at the time of your posting of the " This is
a Public Channel " article and now tells us he is happily married
although he could only have recently turned 14.

Meanwhile, suit yourself how you take the things I write.

Toodles,

joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> ASCII art 14 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report

Colin Douthwaite wrote:

[snip]

> I really don't think that 13 year olds can fully understand FAQs,
> documents and literature which were written for mature adults.

Colin, maybe you should meet kids more often.You'd be surprised how much they
understand.

> That is not an insult but more likely to be fact and it does not itself
> make those young people stupid. It is more likely to be their own
> behaviour and attitudes that makes them appear stupid.
>

Colin, maybe you should meet kids more often.You'd be able to understand
their behaviour and attitudes
and they (most of them) won't appear stupid to you anymore.

> >    -Sarah (13 and proud)
>
> Pride is the most deadly of the Seven Deadly Sins.
> After Hubris comes Nemesis.
> "Pride always cometh before a fall".
>

blah blah religious propaganda.

> I am quite surprised that you are indeed 13 years old because some
> of your pictures, I think would suggest a much younger child, say 7
> or 8, but of course physical age and actual maturity are not
> necessarily related...it very much depends on each individual.

Good! a 13 year old can read and fully understand a FAQ then,or any other
"literature written for mature adults" (I'm not sure I
understand those myself... but I'm not mature that's for sure. Most of
my drawings will tell you that).


ObAscii:


            Ffflebeleeehhh...       Ffflebeleeehhh...
                I am 13!          I thought you were 8!
                    /                    \
                   '                      '
               _________                 _________
             _|        .|  |//     \\|  |.        |_
            |:|        .| -\ )     ( /- |.        |:|
             \|        .|__//       \\__|.        |/
              |_________|--'         '--|_________|
               __|___|__                 __|___|__
          ____[_________]_______________[_________]___b'ger




An other ObAscii:


       ___________________________________________
      |                                           |
      |  Come to bed dear, I've got some of that  |
      |  "literature written for mature adults"   |
      |        you like soooooooo much.           |
      |___________________________________________|
                /
_______________/

              ___.___    ~            _____________
              \  \\  \   oo ???      |        '\\\\\\
               \  \\  \ /<   ?       |        ' ____|_
                --\//,- \_.  /_____  |        '||::::::
                    o- /   \_/    '\ |        '||_____|
                    | \ '   o       \'________|_____|
                    |  )-   #     <  ___/____|___\___
                    `_/'------------|    _    '  <<<:|
                        /________\| |____b'ger'___o_o|


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Shanaka Dias <sdi...@netlane.com> ASCII art 14 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
Woah, watch those initials!

I was afraid our initials might get a bit confused when Sarah chose
to use 'smd' :(


Corrected initials on Sarahs pics:
--------------------------------------------------------------------


                               ,~~;,~~.~~,
                              (===========..
                            _  ~~``` ` `   \\
                           ( | |@ , @ | , ';))
                            \\ ' (    ' `  ((
                             \\`._V__/^;' ';
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                               \   *   ;.;
                                |   )  )\
                                |      | \
                                |______|\ \
                               /     , \ |_)
                              |   ,     \
                             /   ;       |
                            |         ,  |
                           /         ;   |
                          |  ,      ;    |  -smd-
                         /  ;            |
                        |__'___^^_______^^
                               ~~       ~~

                        __
                  _____/__\____
                  |_____________|
                     |*(* ); ;
                      `.@.';,;
                      ,~''~____._
                     /,;  ,----`-`
                     \\; ;
                     .'' `,
                     ;    ;
                     ;...;   -smd-
                      |\\
                     _||\\_
                    '--' '-'



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            _.-'   `'   '-.
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         :  .'      ``--..   :
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        : :   '..'  '..'   : '.
        : :      '--'      :  '.
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        :  :  '._____.    :     '.
        :   '.          .'       :
        :     '-.____.-'         :
        :.---. .'    '.          :
        ;     ``       :       .'
       :       '        :  _.-'    -smd-
       :                 ``  :

 A try without the glasses....
                 __  __
            _.-'   `'   '-.
          ,'  ,'`-._       '.
         :  .'      ``--..   :
         ; : .---   .---  `. :
        : :  < O)   < o)   : '.
        : :      '--'      :  '.
        : :                :   '.
        :  :  '._____.    :     '.
        :   '.          .'       :
        :     '-.____.-'         :
        :.---. .'    '.          :
        ;     ``       :       .'  -smd-
       :       '        :  _.-'
       :                 ``  :

 Now with the dimples.

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            _.-'   `'   '-.
          ,'  ,'`-._       '.
         :  .'      ``--..   :
         ; : .---   .---  `. :
        : :  < O)   < o)   : '.
        : :      '--'      :  '.
        : :                :   '.
        :  :' '._____. `, :     '.
        :   '.          .'       :
        :     '-.____.-'         :
        :.---. .'    '.          :
        ;     ``       :       .'   -smd-
       :       '        :  _.-'
       :                 ``  :

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                                               / \/ \
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     .-._                                      \||  .  \
      \  '-._                            _,:__.-"/---\_ \
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`'--.___  _\  /    |         Shanaka Dias    ,'    \)|\ `\|
     /_.-' _\ \ _:,_       Western Australia       " ||   (
   .'__ _.' \'-/,`-~`      sdi...@netlane.com         |/
       '. ___.> /=,|                                 |
        / .-'/_ )  '---------------------------------'
   snd  )'  ( /(/  
             \\ "  
              '==' http://www.ece.curtin.edu.au/~shanaka

Phil <ccx...@coventry.ac.uk> ASCII art 14 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
On Wed, 14 Oct 1998, Shanaka Dias wrote:

> Woah, watch those initials!
> 
> I was afraid our initials might get a bit confused when Sarah chose
> to use 'smd' :(
> 

I blame the UAA.  He's always changing things and trying to get others in
trouble.

   Ode to the UAA
   """"""""""""""

The unknown ASCII artist      .---.  .-.
He comes out once a day       |   | qPjPp
No-ones ever seen him         |   |  \-/
to see if he's OK.            |  o| /\|/\
                              |   ||; | ||
They just assume          , ,
he is their friend       {4j4}
but really he is not.     \-/     
                           '   |   BOOMM!  .---. /
He likes nothing better       _  /         |   | --  SLAM!!
than to start a war      /"\-' ; --        |   | \
and disappear when    ~.| O |-'            |  o|
it gets hot.          (_-\_/               |   |

Phil

This was a 

######################
     #   ## ## #     #
## ##  #  # # ## #####
## ##  #  #  ###   ### 
## ##  #  # # ## #####
   ###   ## ## #     #
######################

not to be taken seriously.

Sarah Day wrote in message ...
+AD4APg- This year it seems that alt.ascii-art has been invaded by an unusual
+AD4APg- number of 13 year-olds or younger children and I have real doubts
+AD4APg- that they are old and mature enough to effectively read and understand
+AD4APg- the FAQs no matter how much they may wish to understand them.
+AD4-
+AD4-I take that as an insult.
+AD4-    -Sarah (13 and proud)
+AD4-
+AD4-


       You tell 'em, honey.

    In view of the fact that we do have some young'uns reading alt-ascii, I am going to have to seriously reconsider running any
more dirty 'toons.

JRO
oglesbee+AEA-mail.fullnet.net-removetoreply

sandra van zantenr <svz...@xs4all.nl> ASCII art 15 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report

Colin Douthwaite wrote:

> joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> wrote:
>
> >Colin Douthwaite wrote:
>
> >[snip]
>
> >> I really don't think that 13 year olds can fully understand FAQs,
> >> documents and literature which were written for mature adults.
>
> >Colin, maybe you should meet kids more often.You'd be surprised how much they
> >understand.
>
> Joris, My Dear Young Thing...you are trying to teach your
> grandfather to suck eggs. How many kids have you got Joris?

I wrote: "Colin, maybe you should meet kids more often"and not: "Colin, maybe you
should make kids more often".Anyway... I don't think this is relevant but I've got
one kid,named Ot, and I'm -very- proud of him. Aaaah damn... *Pride* again...
one of the Seven Deadly Sins.
I'm loooost! AAaaaargghhhhh!

> >> That is not an insult but more likely to be fact and it does not itself
> >> make those young people stupid. It is more likely to be their own
> >> behaviour and attitudes that makes them appear stupid.
>
> > Colin, maybe you should meet kids more often.You'd be able to
> > understand their behaviour and attitudes and they (most of them)
> > won't appear stupid to you anymore.
>
> See above.

Ditto

>
>
> > >    -Sarah (13 and proud)
> >
> >> Pride is the most deadly of the Seven Deadly Sins.
> >> After Hubris comes Nemesis.
> >> "Pride always cometh before a fall".
>
> > blah blah religious propaganda.
>
> Bullshit Joris, you can do better than that.

But can you?

> Those things listed often turn out to be correct in real life.

My gawd... he's completely brainwashed!

> >> I am quite surprised that you are indeed 13 years old because some
> >> of your pictures, I think would suggest a much younger child, say 7
> >> or 8, but of course physical age and actual maturity are not
> >> necessarily related...it very much depends on each individual.
>
> > Good! a 13 year old can read and fully understand a FAQ then,or
> > any other "literature written for mature adults" (I'm not sure I
> > understand those myself... but I'm not mature that's for sure.
> > Most of my drawings will tell you that).
>
> Well now, I think those remarks by you may explain why you have made
> such an unintelligent posting on this occasion.

We all can see how intelligent your remarks are.

[snip pics]

> As an artist you are superb...

Thanks...   :)

> that's what you should concentrate on
> rather than the commentary you have written in this particular
> posting of yours...which was largely...Bullpoop:

> +----------------------------+
> |                            |
> |                            |
> |                            |
> |   NO BULLPOOP  PLEASE !!!  |
> |                            |
> |          __     __         |
> |          \ \   / /         |
> |           \ \ / /          |
> |            >   <           |
> |           / / \ \          |
> |          / /   \ \         |
> |         /_/     \_\        |
> !                            |
> |                            |
> |                 (___)      |
> |                 (o o)      |
> |         /--------\ /       |
> |       * o|      ||O        |
> |          ||,----||         |
> |       ooo^^     ^^         |
> |                            |
> |                     -cfbd- |
> +----------------------------+
>

Bullshit? Bullpoop?... these are smashing arguments colin  :D(and he tells me to
do better)

> Bottom line, Joris:

(this one is too easy to answer at... so I'll pass)

> Usenet newsgroups are for adults not children, whether you agree
> with that fact or not.
>

This isn't the issue here.

> Toodles,



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Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> ASCII art 15 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
sandra van zantenr <svz...@xs4all.nl> wrote:

>Colin Douthwaite wrote:
>> Those things listed often turn out to be correct in real life.


> My gawd... he's completely brainwashed!


Nah, they fell out ages ago when I tried to be too open-minded.

" Fairy tales can come true, it can happen to you if you're young at heart "

                                                  |\
                                                  |   Tra la la
                                                 @`
So wotch it!



                       . : : : : : : .
                     :                 :
                   :                    :
                  :    . . .    . . .    :
                  :   :  x  :  :  x  :   :
-------UUUU---------------- :  : --------------UUUU---------
|                           :  :                           |
|                           `--'                           |
|                                                          |
|                      Mr. CHAD  says                      |
|                                                          |
|                        WOTCH IT  !!!                     |
|                                                          |
|                                               -cfbd-     |
------------------------------------------------------------

[...snip..]


>> Usenet newsgroups are for adults not children, whether you agree
>> with that fact or not.

> This isn't the issue here.

As the man with the wooden leg said " That's a matter of a pinion. "

Toodles,

Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> ASCII art 15 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
Veronica Karlsson <dre...@on.spammer> wrote:

>These pictures were made by me some time during the past 2-3 years. How
>old am I?

The two below would suggest at least 25, bored, and going downhill!  *8-)


              ^^^^^
             ^^^^^^^
             ^ . . ^
             @  ^  @
              \ - /
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         .-----' `-----.
        '               `
        |               |
        |  | .""""". |  |
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          __/   |   \__
         /_____.^._____\


Rabbit condom

      ,
     ( )
     | |
     | |
     | |
     ===


Can't tell much from the rest...lotsa people do small pics
irrespective of their age or experience in doing pics.

So your "pictorial argument" wasn't really very convincing but
people would appreciate all the piccies.


[...lotsa piccies snipped...]


> What? Not my newest and best stuff? Well, it's a similar choice of
> images as you did for Sarah... (and I'm sure we can find some rather
> "childish" ones with the letters "cfbd" attached to them too...)

You seriously weakened your argument by using your own pictures.

We've seen your full-frontal self-portrait and which suggest that you 
are not 7 or 8, not even 13 years of age, although some children can be
remarkably well developed, physically, even at 13.

Child brides are not uncommon in certain parts of the world.

Toodles,

joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> ASCII art 15 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report

Colin Douthwaite wrote:

> sandra van zantenr <svz...@xs4all.nl> wrote:
>
> >Colin Douthwaite wrote:
> >> Those things listed often turn out to be correct in real life.
>
> > My gawd... he's completely brainwashed!
>
> Nah, they fell out ages ago when I tried to be too open-minded.
>

Bwaaaahhhahahahah that's a good one   :D

> " Fairy tales can come true, it can happen to you if you're young at heart "
>
>                                                   |\
>                                                   |   Tra la la
>                                                  @`
> So wotch it!
>
>                        . : : : : : : .
>                      :                 :
>                    :                    :
>                   :    . . .    . . .    :
>                   :   :  x  :  :  x  :   :
> -------UUUU---------------- :  : --------------UUUU---------
> |                           :  :                           |
> |                           `--'                           |
> |                                                          |
> |                      Mr. CHAD  says                      |
> |                                                          |
> |                        WOTCH IT  !!!                     |
> |                                                          |
> |                                               -cfbd-     |
> ------------------------------------------------------------
>
> [...snip..]
>
> >> Usenet newsgroups are for adults not children, whether you agree
> >> with that fact or not.
>
> > This isn't the issue here.
>
> As the man with the wooden leg said " That's a matter of a pinion. "
>
> Toodles,


Toodles too,
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joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> ASCII art 15 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report

Veronica Karlsson wrote:

> Colin Douthwaite wrote:
> >
> > I'm not saying they are poor pictures it's just that the level of
> > perception and age in a child often shows in their pictures:
> >
>
> These pictures were made by me some time during the past 2-3 years. How
> old am I?
>
>
>
>               �����
>              �������
>              � . . �
>              @  ^  @
>               \ - /
>                |"|
>          .-----' `-----.
>         '               `
>         |               |
>         |  | .""""". |  |
>         |  |  """""  |  |
>         |  |  """""  |  |
>         |  |   """   |  |
>         |  |    "    |  |
>         |  |         |  |
>         |  |         |  |
>             |   .   |
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>             |  (U)  |
>             |   |   |
>             |   |   |
>             |   |   |
>             |   |   |
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>              |  |  |
>              |  |  |
>              |  |  |
>              |  |  |
>              |  |  |
>              |  |  |
>           __/   |   \__
>          /_____.^._____\
>

Hey I know this guy! It's Barbie's boyfriend: Ken
Right?

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Veronica Karlsson <dre...@on.spammer> ASCII art 15 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
joris bellenger wrote:
> Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> > Colin Douthwaite wrote:
> > >
> > > I'm not saying they are poor pictures it's just that the level of
> > > perception and age in a child often shows in their pictures:
> > >
> >
> > These pictures were made by me some time during the past 2-3 years. How
> > old am I?
> >[ 8< ]
> 
> Hey I know this guy! It's Barbie's boyfriend: Ken
> Right?
> 

Wrong! This is Barbie's boyfriend, Ken:


              �����
             �������
             � . . �
             @  ^  @
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  \`        `-\            r93...@fz.yhgu.fr           /-'        '/
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Colin Douthwaite wrote:
> Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> >These pictures were made by me some time during the past 2-3 years. How
> >old am I?
> 
> The two below would suggest at least 25, bored, and going downhill!  *8-)
>
[ 8< ] 
>
> Rabbit condom
> 
>       ,
>      ( )
>      | |
>      | |
>      | |
>      ===
> 

This one was in response to Joan's naughty rabbits...

> > What? Not my newest and best stuff? Well, it's a similar choice of
> > images as you did for Sarah... (and I'm sure we can find some rather
> > "childish" ones with the letters "cfbd" attached to them too...)
> 
> You seriously weakened your argument by using your own pictures.
> 

Why?

> We've seen your full-frontal self-portrait and which suggest that you
> are not 7 or 8, not even 13 years of age, although some children can be
> remarkably well developed, physically, even at 13.
> 

How do you know I'm even actually female? I do sometimes post under a
male name too - but which one is my _real_ name...?  ;)


<waves>Hi Joris!</waves>

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On 14 Oct 1998 18:12:06 GMT, Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz>
wrote:

>joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> wrote:
>
>
>>Colin Douthwaite wrote:
>
>>[snip]
>
>>> I really don't think that 13 year olds can fully understand FAQs,
>>> documents and literature which were written for mature adults.
>
>>Colin, maybe you should meet kids more often.You'd be surprised how much they
>>understand.
>
>Joris, My Dear Young Thing...you are trying to teach your 
>grandfather to suck eggs. How many kids have you got Joris?  
>

<pokes out from lurking>

I started to use computers when I was 13 (not *that* long ago!) and I
fully understood the manuals, help files etc... 

Besides, what do you mean by 'mature adult'? Everybody knows that its
only teenagers (16-20) that can get really good with computers.

Witness Bill Gates, the founders of Excite and Yahoo, and countless
other companies.



*Dan*

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Email:  dan...@bigfoot.com
ICQ:    15212336

Sarah Day <med...@micron.net> ASCII art 15 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
> Er...I think you probably mean "born earlier"?

No, if you are older than me, I was born later than you. For instance, if
one person is born in September, and another in October of the same year,
the one born in October is earlier, and born later.

> Drop that "being proud" attitude.

Please don't try to tell me how to feel.
                 _
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     _______          .'                      Sarah Day
___.'       '.       /               '-._         med...@micron.net
            .'\    .' ._,.__,        ____\____.o.
            '..'._/                 '-._______.-'
                                    .-'_______'-.
                                        _/    'o'
                                     .-'

Spunk1111 <spu...@aol.com> ASCII art 15 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
>Message-id: <PiaV1.7$pe3...@skin03.micron.net>
>The pictures below which you have chosen for examples of my art...are earlier
ones that I myself
>really do not like and am not very proud of.

We all have to start somewhere... here are
a few of my first pics...  ack!

~ a cow ~  (early art!)

        (___)
        (o o)_____/
         @@ `     \         moooo!
          \ ____, /
          //    //  jgs
         ^^    ^^   

     ~ a Scottie Dog ~  (early art!)

            ./\   _
       c ..'D> `'//...........'`.
       :        //            :`
       :       //             :
       '..... //              :    
        ^^^^^``:              ;
               :             .'
               : :':'''''':`: `. jgs
               ''''``      ``'''

A childish eye has nothing to do with age--
only with experience.   With time and practice,
the pictures will improve.

IMO, age ought not to matter in this newsgroup.
However, as a parent, I would not let
my child have free reign on the internet
(and that includes USENET)-- supervision
is necessary.   Similarly, I would not let my
kids wander the airport without proper
supervision and instruction..-- it just makes
sense...   Hopefully all the minors in our NG
have supervision and support.  Be wary of
strangers, kids-- even apparently nice ones.
Colin, you're in NZ --unfortunately many kid
 in the US are permitted to run rampant with
 little controls-- but it is not your place nor
mine to correct that problem.  Understanding
it may help...

Minors-- if you are going to participate in this
 newsgroup, don't use your age as an excuse
for your ignorance.  In fact, don't flaunt your
age at all...  and in return, you'll be able to 
avoid 'flames'.

-joan
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             `'_(| ^.^ |)/                joan stark
               )';_'='_/.'  _         spu...@juno.com
 ~          .'`    '.=/(__/` |
    ~      /    /   o|  \ \_/
  ~       /`-,_/    o|  |-'       ORIGINAL ASCII ART GALLERY
          `(`___   o/__/           http://www.ascii-art.com
           _`\ \`""`  \  __
          || `'.'._   /-"//
          ||  ,/`-.`./  //
  jgs     `\\_/    `'-.//

Spunk1111 <spu...@aol.com> wrote:

>Colin, you're in NZ --unfortunately many kid
> in the US are permitted to run rampant with
> little controls-- but it is not your place nor
>mine to correct that problem.  Understanding
>it may help...

NZ is no exception. I think we have to try when and where we can.

One of those places is right here on Net and the time is any time
we participate in Net activities and an opportunity presents itself.
Just my personal view.

BTW why are you using such short line lengths these days?

Cheers,

Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> ASCII art 15 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
Sarah Day <med...@micron.net> wrote:

> The pictures below which you have chosen for examples of my art 
> (which, by the way, you had changed my middle initial in)...

My mistake for which I apologise. The initials were corrected by 
Shanaka Dias later.  

Actually all of your pictures I chose to post to illustrate my 
remarks carried no initials or name at all...you were not attaching 
them to your pictures at that time.  


> ...are earlier ones that I myself really do not like and am not 
> very proud of. I have only been doing ascii art for less than a 
> year, you know, so have not had as much experience as you.  

Drop that "being proud" attitude. Pride is not a good thing.

Being content that you have done your best is an infinitely better
philosophy to adopt, and I'm quite sure that you tried to do your 
best with those pictures.

Those early pictures of yours are probably every bit as good or 
better than many of my pictures, but that as not the point I was 
making at all.  

My point was that they all looked ( to me personally ) like the work 
of a 7 or 8 year old child rather than one of 13 years old. Some 
very young children indeed do some wonderful pictures in keeping 
with their age.  


> I do not appreciate your insults here (for they are insults, no 
> matter what you call them) 

They are my personal opinions...if you see them as insults and 
choose to call them insults then you are fully entitled to do so.
It will not stop me giving my opinions.


> and wish you would not think of me as inferior for being the age 
> that I am. It is not my fault that I was born later, okay?  

Er...I think you probably mean "born earlier"?  Anyway it's 
irrelevant because no one can control their age and, in any case, 
age has nothing to do with inferiority has it?  Try to be thankful
someone gave you the gift of life...and try to use it well.


> Plus, for this purpose, you had to choose some of my worst pics to 
> demonstrate your (insulting) point. You might have at least used a 
> better one like this: 

I could see nothing wrong with your pics that I posted. I simply 
gave my opinion that they looked, to me, like the work of a 7 or 8 
year old child...that does not make them inferior or bad. 

My posting was not a review of all your pictures. I was illustrating 
my opinion following your statement that you were 13 years of age...  
that was new news to me.  


Like I've said to you before...get your facts right instead of 
posting things which you continually have to make apologies or 
lameduck excuses for later. I make mistakes too but that does not
make your mistakes any better.


If you by chance are trying a "Casso-style insult ploy" here in 
these last 2 messages of yours, I would advise you not to use Casso 
as one of your role models however much you may agree with his 
attitudes and activities in this newsgroup. It is clear from his 
many postings that he has taken you under one of his tiny wings to 
protect you.  


BTW, my advice is worth every cent you pay for it!   *8-)


                         .--.
                         , , )           .-----._  ___
                         <  /)           |     | ||==||
                       _(())\)           |     | /|==||  __
                    .-' (()/  '-.        :_____:/ |"_|/)  /|
                  _/     ()      \    / .-------.  __.'  / |
                 oo)__/   ()  \  |   / '======='  ()    /  |
                 :~    \_  ) _/ _/  /__________________/   |
                 |      |- (--|(,/ |           [___o___]   |
                 |     /   )   \   |   /       [___o___]   /
                 |     |  (     \  |  /        [___o___]  /
                 |     |        (  | /                 | /
                 |     /  .     |  |/      __          |/
                 |     |  :     |        <`,,'>,--,--..-,
            snd  |     |__/_____\         |  / (  ( ) )  \
                .,,.  oo='  oo='          '-'\ ) )     ) )\
         ___.---;  <                         (,_)_)(_,)_/
        /    \ .-\_/_,__                      |||    |||
     _ _\_\_  \\   __\-'                      ~~     ~~
    ( ) ( )  _/ '-'
    /_/-/_/-'


Ta Ta for now,

Veronica Karlsson <dre...@on.spammer> ASCII art 15 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
Colin Douthwaite wrote:
> 
> I'm not saying they are poor pictures it's just that the level of
> perception and age in a child often shows in their pictures:
> 

These pictures were made by me some time during the past 2-3 years. How
old am I?

 .______________.
  \/\/\/\/\/\/\/
   \__________/

(that is a cat's mouth if you don't see that...)


Another self portrait:


              (
              /\               /|||||\
             /  \             /|||||||\
            /    |           || @   @ ||
  VERONICA ------->          ||   ^   ||
            \    |           ||\  =  /||
             \  /            |||)---(|||
              \/            /||       ||\
              (            / ||       || \


              (
              |\               /|||||\
              | \             /|||||||\
              |  |           || +   + ||
              |  |        VER||   ^   ||-->
              |  |           ||\  o  /||
              | /            |||)---(|||
              |/            /||       ||\
              (            / ||       || \




                                            /\/\
                   ________________________/ @@ \
                   -------.   _________   > ____/<
                          ||||         ||||
                          ||||         ||||



   _______
  /    __ \
 (  )_(    )
  VV(___/ /
  (______/



          M
         /'\       )
         `  \_____/
            (_____) o
            /|   /|  o
           / |   \|   8o





     /|/|
    ( @ @)
     ) ^
    / |||
   / )|||_
  (_______)




                          ____
 ________________________/ O  \___/
<_____________________________/   \


                           ____
  ________________________/ O  \___/
 <_/_\_/_\_/_\_/_\_/_\_/_______/   \


                           ____
  ________________________/ O  \___/
 <%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%_____/   \

or
                           ____
  ________________________/ O  \___/
 <_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_____/   \

or

                           ____
  ________________________/ O  \___/
 <_8_8_8_8_8_8_8_8_8_8_8_8_____/   \

or
                           ____
  ________________________/ O  \___/
 <888888888888888888888888_____/   \


a koala:

  ()()
  (^^)
(((  )))
  (  )
  ()()
  ()()



(the message is: "buy a new mail program")

                   OO
     __         HHHHHHHH
    /  \         ||||||
   /_  |         ||||||
 ~/  \ /   =>    ||||||
  |__|/          ||||||
    ||           ||||||
                       __
                      /  \
                     /_  |
 +------+          ~/  \ /
 |  $$  |    =>     |__|/    =>    :-D
 +------+             ||



> (hungry now -- want to go eat?)

very hungry!
            ___(teeth)
           (
           V
\/\/\/\/\/\/
 /"""""`\.____( )
(        )____  <
 \_____./"    ( )
/\/\/\/\/\/\



> > > But feeding you a year's supply of Swedish meatballs IS a pretty good
> > > cause.
> >     oooo
> >   oooooooo
> >  oooooooooo
> >  \________/
>
> Damn it!  That is CAT FOOD you just drew!

no, meatballs

*this* is cat food:
         _____
        /'   `\_
  _____/m____m(_)+_o





an ant:


     "@@@
      """

a kitten:

    ,,
    OOQ
     ""

a snail (I did not make this one):


   @/


an elephant:


   @OO,
    ""


a giraffe:


  ,
   \__
    ||`



a lion (male):



   @oo,
    ""


(this was fun, I think I'll do some more)


a dog (playing dead):



   ___



a rabbit:



   "
  *&


a horse:



  ,
  '\__
    ||)



a cow:



   M
  / \___
     |W|)


a bull:



   M
  / \___
     |'|)



a pig:


       __
    c@(__)`
       ""


a sheep:



     @@@`
      ""


a goat:


    (
    /\__
    ' ||`



a squirrel:


     '\&



a snake (just after dinner):


    ._OO_



a swan:


      .
    `a\`



a cat (very thin, from behind):



      !
      |


another one, a shark:

        /|
    ~~~~~~~~~~



rat

  .%OOO___

mouse

  .%oo__


frog

    o
  _`O'_


fish
    _
  ><_>

dolphin

   _/|
  <_  \
    `\|
     '`
whale


  __v_
 (____\/{


killer whale (I have seen some real ones in Norway)
       .
     _/|
   <###\
     `##
       #
      '`

monkey (hanging from tree branch)

______
   |
   /\@
    /\


zebra (being eaten by lions :P )

 `ooO @oo'
   \_##___  Ooo'
     ^ \     ""



a sudent (running, checking her watch, carrying briefcase) (me):

_ ___  o_.
 ___  /| !
___ ,/ |
__ ### |\
__ ###/  \'
 ___  `

a computer:
  ___
 [hi ]
 [liz]
  -^-.
::::: `.<>



      ___
  /\_|___|_
 / /LLLLLLL|
| |LLLLLLLL|
| |LLLLLLLL|
 \ \LLLLLLL|
  \/ |   |
     |   |
     |   |
     |   |
     |   |
     |   |
     |###|
     |###|
     |###|
     /###|
    /LLLL|


> Grrr.
Help! a lion is eating llizard!
                                  /\/\
                                 /o o )
           -----%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^vvvvv \_____________________
       help!   /     "      "    \___     _____________      \
              /                     | || |             | || |\\
                                    | || |             | || | \\_
                                   (__(__|            (__(__|  \_`\


 =======
/|||||||\

If you brush the lion it might be more friendly :)





       @@@@@
    ___(^_^)___
>--(___________)--<
   (  _______  )
   _||       ||_
  (__)       (__)





              �����
             �������
             � . . �
             @  ^  @
              \ - /
               |"|
         .-----' `-----.
        '               `
        |               |
        |  | .""""". |  |
        |  |  """""  |  |
        |  |  """""  |  |
        |  |   """   |  |
        |  |    "    |  |
        |  |         |  |
        |  |         |  |
            |   .   |
            |       |
            |       |
            |  """  |
            |  (U)  |
            |   |   |
            |   |   |
            |   |   |
            |   |   |
            |   |   |
             |  |  |
             |  |  |
             |  |  |
             |  |  |
             |  |  |
             |  |  |
             |  |  |
          __/   |   \__
         /_____.^._____\



> >                 *
> >               ,/
> >             ,//
> >            / /                 ,^
> >       -----%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> >  HO HO HO /      "    "
> >          /
> >
> >(jag tror llizard �r en tomte)
>
> :^D

                                                  ___
                                                  \_/
         __    __                                 ( )
          _\  /_                                 (   )   O>*
            \/                  ,^             _(_____)_(_|_
       -----%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -------------(   GOD JUL!  |
           /      "    "                     (________________
          /

(eller kanske en ren)



Now I MUST FIND THAT RAKE!

> --  __    ,TOT TOOT TOOOOOT!!!
>-  -[8,]___           #$%                        $%$
> -  [______]_/    #$"$#%&%&/   #"$#%%&%&        #$%#$%#
>-  -(oooooo) \ #$%&&"#$$$%%& &&/&/%#$#"$$"#" "#$%%&&&/$%$%



            __
         __|__|__
          /    \
         | o  o |
         |  __  |
          \____/




>_____________________________________________
>                   |
>                   |
>                   | >8  (scissors)
>                   |
>  _________________|_________________
> |______________heavy________________|
>   | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
>   v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v
>
>
>
>                      (sharp knives)
>    ||_________________________^__
>____|_________you_________________)____________

OWWW!!!


trot:

          .         .         .         .   
    _____/\\  _____/\\  _____/\\  _____/\\  
  ((_____)  ((_____)  ((_____)  ((_____)    
  '|\   \|  ' \|  |\  '|\   \|  ' \|  |\    
   |/   /|    /|  |/   |/   /|    /|  |/    
---`-----`-----`--`----`-----`-----`--`-----



canter:

          .            .            .
    _____/\\     _____/\\     _____/\\
  /(_____)     /(_____)     /(_____)
 ' |\    \\   '  \|  |\    '  \\  \|
   |/    //      /|  |/       //  /|
---`--------------`--`-------------`-----


gallop:

          .            .            .             .
 __ _____/\\  __ _____/\\  __ _____/\\   __ _____/\\
   (_____)      (_____)      (_____)       (_____)
   |\    \\      \\  \|       \|  \\        \\  |\
   |/    //      //  /|       /|  //        //  |/
---`------------------`--------`----------------`-----



Rabbit condom

      ,
     ( )
     | |
     | |
     | |
     ===




                   n n
        ===((((((((^.^)
            ""   ""



ice cream

    ,
   {{}
  {{{{}
   \\/
    V



What? Not my newest and best stuff? Well, it's a similar choice of
images as you did for Sarah... (and I'm sure we can find some rather
"childish" ones with the letters "cfbd" attached to them too...)

-- 
              _    __   __                _             _
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 ( _`.'. -   'o` )  \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | ( 'o`   - .`.'_ )
 _\.'_'      _.-'    \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_|  `-._      `_`./_
( \`. )    //\`                                         '/\\    ( .'/ )
 \_`-'`---'\\__,      uggc://jjj.yhqq.yhgu.fr/~ix/     ,__//`---'`-'_/
  \`        `-\            r93...@fz.yhgu.fr           /-'        '/
   `  ascii art chat: http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/   '

Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> ASCII art 16 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
Lester5374 <les...@aol.commander> wrote:
>>From: Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz>

>>                  _
>>>            .''.' \    _  __
>>>___         './    '. ' `'  `
>>>   '._______.'       \
>>>                      '.__________
>>>                                  '-.____________
>>>_________________________________________________'.__________________
>>>                                     ____________.'
>>>                        __________.-'
>>>     _______          .'                      Sarah Day
>>>___.'       '.       /               '-._         med...@micron.net
>>>            .'\    .' ._,.__,        ____\____.o.
>>>            '..'._/                 '-._______.-'
>>>                                    .-'_______'-.
>>>                                        _/    'o'
>>>                                     .-'
>>>

>     Colin, that is the sun setting behind a mountain on an ocean 
> with a boat in the water by her signature.  

> Although I'm not sure if that is a cloud or a bird to the right of 
> the mountain.  --

Oops, then I'd better not tell you what I thought _that_ was/is!  8-)


It is actually a re-run of an old picture.  

There was earlier thread discussing it but I think you were away and 
missed that discussion.  


When I first saw the pic it looked to me like one of those "kinky 
condoms" and it still does. It looked nothing like a landscape to me 
then or now, even when the picture is explained...it still looks to 
me most like a "kinky condom" in actual use, and I guess this pic 
will always look the same to me now. <giggle)  *8-) 


When we boys were boys about 10 or 11 years old, one of our older 
teenage playmates used to like drawing pictures similar to the one below.

It was before computers became widespread so the drawings were real
drawings with pencil and paper.



                        __  __                   
                      /   \/   \
                     |          |
                     |__________|   
                     (          ) 
                      |        |    
                      | -  =   |
                      | -- =   |
                      |        |
                      |  ---   |
                      |        |
                      | --- =  |
                      | -= =   |
                      |        |
                      | = =    |
                      |        |
                     /  -= =    \
              ,,,,,,/            \,,,,,,,


One day his father found some of the pictures and said " Hey, Sandy, 
what are these pictures supposed to be?

Sandy replied " Oh they're just lighthouses Dad! ".  

Nowadays Dad will find them hiding in files on the computers the 
kids are using.  Beware of nosey Dads!    HeHeHe. :-) 

Boys will still be boys and girls will still be girls even in this 
modern, liberated, enlightened age when anything goes!

Toodles,

This were my first asky picher.....

  *             .                 *     _
       /\     *       .    ___.       /��`)
   *  //\\    /\          ///\\      / /��
     ///\\\  //\\/\      ////\\\    / /     /\
    ////\\\\///\\/\\.-~~-.///\\\\  / /     //\\
   /////\\\\///\\/��      �`\\\\\\/ /     ///\\
  //////\\\\// /�           `\\\\/ /     ////\\
 ///////\\\\\//               `~` /\    ///////
////////\\\\\/      ,_____,   ,-~�\\\__///////
///_________/  /~|  |/////|  |\\\\\\\\@////////
//<___________///|__|/////|__|///////~|~///////
 ������������������������������������������ jro
~~~     ~~   ` ~   ..   ~  ~    .     ~` `
~ _  -  -~.    .'   .`  ~ .,    '.    ~~ .  '.

It had a lot of non-standard characters in it
that looked great.  Some folks toldt me about
it.  Some of them wuz nice.  Some were not.
I ree-paired it, and so did some other follks
when I didn't git that kerrect.  I finally
did.  Here it are, as it first looked, as I
don't got the fixed version, as I am bad
about not savin' pichers.

Pee Ess: anyone who wants tah fix this agin,
         are invited to do so.  But I wants
         full credit, an' your first born.
         If you do not remit, then you may
         be held liable.  Your second born
         may also be posessed. Failure to
         produce children in your lifetime
         indicates cybergeek status, and
         the fact that you have probably
         never even kissed a member of the
         opposite sex. Failure to........
         ect., ect., ad infinum......

                 JRO
ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-removetoreply

On Fri, 16 Oct 1998 01:34:00 GMT, sdi...@netlane.com (Shanaka Dias)
wrote:


>There is a _difference_ between intelligence and maturity.

I know. Your point is?

>Newsgoup FAQS aren't terribly technical. It is the application of
>the principles and netiquette in the FAQS that Colin is referring too.
>
>I'm glad you are really good with computers though.

Um, where did I say this?? Anyone??

 I know more than some, but I didnt even *mention* my _own_ skills in
that post, I merely said that I understood the simple manuals for my
PC.


~Dan

-- 
Visit:  www.uplink.clara.net
Email:  dan...@bigfoot.com
ICQ:    15212336

BluePard <fac...@a-VIP.com_remove-me_> ASCII art 16 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
sandra van zantenr wrote:
> Colin Douthwaite wrote:
> > joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> wrote:
> > >Colin Douthwaite wrote:
> > >> I really don't think that 13 year olds can fully understand FAQs,
> > >> documents and literature which were written for mature adults.

*cough* this is a bad time to mention I turned 3 last week, isn't it?

Oh well... happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me...

[of course, that IS social age, but my "real" *thbts the word* age is
classified and my really real age is unknown....]
-- 
              _  -    ___ \ BluePard, Lone Loopy Lupine Leopard Mage
        ,-------/.)- (   ` \  Born wingless into interesting times
      //           \  )     ) 
.------/`>          \      /      Don't be ashamed of the past,
'-      (            \    /           it molds the present
 `-....-'             \ _/ 
    ''''`'|'\         /   `-  Loopy Land: http://www.a-vip.com/facet
BP           (                         facet(at)a-vip.com

BluePard <fac...@a-VIP.com_remove-me_> ASCII art 16 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> 
> joris bellenger wrote:
> > Hey I know this guy! It's Barbie's boyfriend: Ken
> > Right?
> >
> 
> Wrong! This is Barbie's boyfriend, Ken:
> 
>               �����
>              �������
>              � . . �
>              @  ^  @
>               \ - /
>                |"|
>          .-----' `-----.
>         '               `
>         |               |
>         |  |         |  |
>         |  |         |  |
>         |  |         |  |
>         |  |         |  |
>         |  |         |  |
>         |  |         |  |
>         |  |         |  |
>             |       |
>             |       |
>             |       |
>             |       |
>             |   _   |
>             |   |   |
>             |   |   |
>             |   |   |
>             |   |   |
>             |   |   |
>              |  |  |
>              |  |  |
>              |  |  |
>              |  |  |
>              |  |  |
>              |  |  |
>              |  |  |
>           __/   |   \__
>          /_____.^._____\

Awww, that's no fun! He better at least have a real rear....
-- 
              _  -    ___ \ BluePard, Lone Loopy Lupine Leopard Mage
        ,-------/.)- (   ` \  Born wingless into interesting times
      //           \  )     ) 
.------/`>          \      /      Don't be ashamed of the past,
'-      (            \    /           it molds the present
 `-....-'             \ _/ 
    ''''`'|'\         /   `-  Loopy Land: http://www.a-vip.com/facet
BP           (                         facet(at)a-vip.com

joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> ASCII art 16 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report

Veronica Karlsson wrote:

> joris bellenger wrote:
> > Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> > > Colin Douthwaite wrote:
> > > >
> > > > I'm not saying they are poor pictures it's just that the level of
> > > > perception and age in a child often shows in their pictures:
> > > >
> > >
> > > These pictures were made by me some time during the past 2-3 years. How
> > > old am I?
> > >[ 8< ]
> >
> > Hey I know this guy! It's Barbie's boyfriend: Ken
> > Right?
> >
>
> Wrong! This is Barbie's boyfriend, Ken:
>
>               �����
>              �������
>              � . . �
>              @  ^  @
>               \ - /
>                |"|
>          .-----' `-----.
>         '               `
>         |               |
>         |  |         |  |
>         |  |         |  |
>         |  |         |  |
>         |  |         |  |
>         |  |         |  |
>         |  |         |  |
>         |  |         |  |
>             |       |
>             |       |
>             |       |
>             |       |
>             |   _   |
>             |   |   |
>             |   |   |
>             |   |   |
>             |   |   |
>             |   |   |
>              |  |  |
>              |  |  |
>              |  |  |
>              |  |  |
>              |  |  |
>              |  |  |
>              |  |  |
>           __/   |   \__
>          /_____.^._____\
>
>


:D
--

          `,
       ,\, #
       |/  ?
       | ~ )\
       /_ /\ \____  joris bellenger (b'ger)
       /   \_/    \ e-mail: svz...@xs4all.nl
http://www.xs4all.nl/~svzanten/joris/ascii/main.html
     / < ______ _> \
    /___/  ,___/____)
        |\/

Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> ASCII art 16 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
On Thu, 15 Oct 1998 21:43:59 +0200, Veronica Karlsson <dre...@on.spammer>
wrote:

>joris bellenger wrote:
>> Hey I know this guy! It's Barbie's boyfriend: Ken
>> Right?
>> 

>Wrong! This is Barbie's boyfriend, Ken:

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Well at least he's still got both feet.



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         \  V  /
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         ||   ||
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  " I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet."
                                                 -- unknown

Bye,

Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> ASCII art 16 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
On Thu, 15 Oct 1998 21:40:50 +0200, Veronica Karlsson <dre...@on.spammer>
wrote:

>Colin Douthwaite wrote:
>> Veronica Karlsson wrote:
>> >These pictures were made by me some time during the past 2-3 years. How
>> >old am I?
>> 
>> The two below would suggest at least 25, bored, and going downhill!  *8-)
>>
>[ 8< ] 
>>
>> Rabbit condom
>> 
>>       ,
>>      ( )
>>      | |
>>      | |
>>      | |
>>      ===
>> 

>This one was in response to Joan's naughty rabbits...

Yes but I don't think 7 or 8 year olds would be expected to know
that condoms are available for their pet rabbits.

>> You seriously weakened your argument by using your own pictures.

>Why?

Because you know you are not 7 or 8 years old, and so do we because
you are at University and have claimed major qualifications in computer
science. Therefore your own pictures could not be the work of someone
of unknown age.

In comparison, we knew Sarah Day was a child, but she only recently
announced that she was 13. I used her pictures, not my pictures or your
pictures or anyone elses pictures. So I don't really understand why you
should even ask your question...Why?

>> We've seen your full-frontal self-portrait and which suggest that you
>> are not 7 or 8, not even 13 years of age, although some children can be
>> remarkably well developed, physically, even at 13.

>How do you know I'm even actually female? I do sometimes post under a
>male name too - but which one is my _real_ name...?  ;)

Only from your pictures and from your name. Sorry, I cannot remember
you using a male name ever.

The only picture I have seen that suggested you might be, or might prefer
to be a male was Krogg's Dominatrix version of your own self-portrait and
I never saw any public response from you about the Dominatrix pic...as
you know I do not enter your private chatroom.



                         MISTRESS VERONICA

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Some people enjoy the Net because they can play role models and reveal
nothing at all about themselves but keep everyone guessing.

><waves>Hi Joris!</waves>

Yeah, the very latest Joris/Sandra postings have really got me guessing.
Perhaps he(?) has in fact actually given birth to his child...the mind
boggles...but the Netherlands are very sexually liberated, like Sweden?

I can remember being absolutely stunned when Felix (Cats) Lee suddenly
announced in alt.ascii-art that he was "coming out" and publicly
declared himself a "gay" male. I have never seen another picture from
him since he made that posting.

Bye,

Sarah Day <med...@micron.net> wrote:
>> Er...I think you probably mean "born earlier"?

>No, if you are older than me, I was born later than you. For instance, if
>one person is born in September, and another in October of the same year,
>the one born in October is earlier, and born later.

A misunderstanding methinks?

I thought you were referring you yourself, not to me, and that you 
were apologising for being born 13 years ago instead of 7 or 8 years ago.


>> Drop that "being proud" attitude.

> Please don't try to tell me how to feel.

I'm not telling you how to feel...just offering you my free, 
unsolicited, uncalled for, and no doubt unwanted advice. You don't 
have to take my advice, or indeed any of my Shafts of Wit & Wisdom.


                 _
>            .''.' \    _  __
>___         './    '. ' `'  `
>   '._______.'       \
>                      '.__________
>                                  '-.____________
>_________________________________________________'.__________________
>                                     ____________.'
>                        __________.-'
>     _______          .'                      Sarah Day
>___.'       '.       /               '-._         med...@micron.net
>            .'\    .' ._,.__,        ____\____.o.
>            '..'._/                 '-._______.-'
>                                    .-'_______'-.
>                                        _/    'o'
>                                     .-'
>

Erm...and just what is the significance, if any, of your reposting of 
this "kinky condom picture" that has been discussed before?  Is it 
supposed to prove that you are mature and sexy?  

It lacks biological accuracy though in respect of that thingy with 
eyes, legs and no tail...I think you might have got confused 
somewhere during the school lessons on this subject.  

Have they told you about frogs and tadpoles etc?  And I don't mean
Mr. Casso's frogs and other creatures.

TTFN,

Shanaka Dias <sdi...@netlane.com> ASCII art 16 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
dan...@nofreemoney.bigfoot.com (Daniel Ros) wrote:

>>
>>>> I really don't think that 13 year olds can fully understand FAQs,
>>>> documents and literature which were written for mature adults.

>
>I started to use computers when I was 13 (not *that* long ago!) and I
>fully understood the manuals, help files etc... 
>
>Besides, what do you mean by 'mature adult'? Everybody knows that its
>only teenagers (16-20) that can get really good with computers.

There is a _difference_ between intelligence and maturity.
Newsgoup FAQS aren't terribly technical. It is the application of
the principles and netiquette in the FAQS that Colin is referring too.

I'm glad you are really good with computers though.
I'll send you the architecture for a  64-bit RISC machine
and you can design the processor for me. The timing for
the pipeline is slowing me down. Each stage needs to
be more or less equal to reduce the delays.......





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Lester5374 <les...@aol.commander> ASCII art 16 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
>From: "Sarah Day" <med...@micron.net>

     Hey, that's a nice landscape there.

>                 _
>            .''.' \    _  __
>___         './    '. ' `'  `
>   '._______.'       \
>                      '.__________
>                                  '-.____________
>_________________________________________________'.__________________
>                                     ____________.'
>                        __________.-'
>     _______          .'                      Sarah Day
>___.'       '.       /               '-._         med...@micron.net
>            .'\    .' ._,.__,        ____\____.o.
>            '..'._/                 '-._______.-'
>                                    .-'_______'-.
>                                        _/    'o'
>                                     .-'


--
     .-~~-.
    (_^..^_)
Lester||||AMC

*Mythos Online : Internet Magazine of Lovecraftian Horror - Dead Alice*
http://www.fortunecity.com/victorian/redlion/157/deadal.htm
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http://members.aol.com/lester5374/

Lester5374 <les...@aol.commander> wrote:
>>From: "Sarah Day" <med...@micron.net>

>     Hey, that's a nice landscape there.

>>                 _
>>            .''.' \    _  __
>>___         './    '. ' `'  `
>>   '._______.'       \
>>                      '.__________
>>                                  '-.____________
>>_________________________________________________'.__________________
>>                                     ____________.'
>>                        __________.-'
>>     _______          .'                      Sarah Day
>>___.'       '.       /               '-._         med...@micron.net
>>            .'\    .' ._,.__,        ____\____.o.
>>            '..'._/                 '-._______.-'
>>                                    .-'_______'-.
>>                                        _/    'o'
>>                                     .-'


Eh?  Landscape?

And you claim to be 28 years old?

Next you'll be saying that this pic by Veronica Karlsson is a nice
lighthouse:

       ,
      ( )
      | |
      | |
      | |   -VK-
      ===


      " I am 16 going on 17...trala...la la la...laa! "
                    -- song from the Shows

Tra la,

Lester5374 <les...@aol.commander> ASCII art 16 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
>From: Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz>

>                  _
>>            .''.' \    _  __
>>___         './    '. ' `'  `
>>   '._______.'       \
>>                      '.__________
>>                                  '-.____________
>>_________________________________________________'.__________________
>>                                     ____________.'
>>                        __________.-'
>>     _______          .'                      Sarah Day
>>___.'       '.       /               '-._         med...@micron.net
>>            .'\    .' ._,.__,        ____\____.o.
>>            '..'._/                 '-._______.-'
>>                                    .-'_______'-.
>>                                        _/    'o'
>>                                     .-'
>>

     Colin, that is the sun setting behind a mountain on an ocean with a boat
in the water by her signature. Although I'm not sure if that is a cloud or a
bird to the right of the mountain.
--
     .-~~-.
    (_^..^_)
Lester||||AMC

*Mythos Online : Internet Magazine of Lovecraftian Horror - Dead Alice*
http://www.fortunecity.com/victorian/redlion/157/deadal.htm
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Colin Douthwaite wrote:
> 
> Lester5374 <les...@aol.commander> wrote:
> >>From: "Sarah Day" <med...@micron.net>
> 
> >     Hey, that's a nice landscape there.
> 
> >>                 _
> >>            .''.' \    _  __
> >>___         './    '. ' `'  `
> >>   '._______.'       \
> >>                      '.__________
> >>                                  '-.____________
> >>_________________________________________________'.__________________
> >>                                     ____________.'
> >>                        __________.-'
> >>     _______          .'                      Sarah Day
> >>___.'       '.       /               '-._         med...@micron.net
> >>            .'\    .' ._,.__,        ____\____.o.
> >>            '..'._/                 '-._______.-'
> >>                                    .-'_______'-.
> >>                                        _/    'o'
> >>                                     .-'
> 
> Eh?  Landscape?
> 
> And you claim to be 28 years old?

Colin used to be so pious that he clothed all the nudes here on aaa, and now
he is interpreting everything to be sex related? Just to make a point that aaa
is for adults only? 

Well, if I am assumed 13, then Colin must be 7. You were a child groom last
year, weren't you Colin? That must be a custom down there in NZ.

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[]  (  -)   http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/        []
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Spunk1111 <spu...@aol.com> ASCII art 17 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
>Message-id: <908...@mnementh.southern.co.nz>

>BTW why are you using such short line lengths these days?

The window I'm using is quite small... I'm getting 
adjusted to my new computer and all it's "quirks".
Well, not really 'quirks'-- just major differences
from Windows 3.1 (yeah I know -- you don't
care for Windows) to Windows 98...
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          |   `\'.     '. /`\   \/ .--._|=-    |_      /|
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           |  |            / `---` `==='          /   ) |
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             .-'_.'/ \'. |                      | /
             ```  `"""` `| .-------------------.||
                         `"`                   `"`

-joan
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        _   /  |           joan stark
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Pete Casso <pet...@sympatico.ca> wrote:
>Colin Douthwaite wrote:
>> 
>> Lester5374 <les...@aol.commander> wrote:
>> >>From: "Sarah Day" <med...@micron.net>
>> 
>> >     Hey, that's a nice landscape there.
>> 
>> >>                 _
>> >>            .''.' \    _  __
>> >>___         './    '. ' `'  `
>> >>   '._______.'       \
>> >>                      '.__________
>> >>                                  '-.____________
>> >>_________________________________________________'.__________________
>> >>                                     ____________.'
>> >>                        __________.-'
>> >>     _______          .'                      Sarah Day
>> >>___.'       '.       /               '-._         med...@micron.net
>> >>            .'\    .' ._,.__,        ____\____.o.
>> >>            '..'._/                 '-._______.-'
>> >>                                    .-'_______'-.
>> >>                                        _/    'o'
>> >>                                     .-'
>> 
>> Eh?  Landscape?
>> 
>> And you claim to be 28 years old?


> Colin used to be so pious that he clothed all the nudes here on aaa, 

Pious people don't necessarily clothe nudes. Whatever makes you think 
they do?


> and now he is interpreting everything to be sex related? Just to 
> make a point that aaa is for adults only? 

Nope, that picture really does look like a kinky condom in actual 
use and you yourself made it even more explicit with a diddle of it 
that you did. 

I can repost that diddle if you need reminding.

I'm not worried about your so-called copyrights any longer...thanks
to you and to Ojo.
 
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

( That _really_ was Very Bloody Funny. )


> Well, if I am assumed 13, then Colin must be 7. You were a child 
> groom last year, weren't you Colin? That must be a custom down 
> there in NZ.  

Sorry, but you gave your age away as 13 when you responded to Martin 
Atkins in Sarah Day's thread " This is a Public Forum "  Remember?
I'm sure your actual posting can be located if you need further 
reminding.

Reminiscently,

Spunk1111 <spu...@aol.com> wrote:
>>Message-id: <908...@mnementh.southern.co.nz>

>>BTW why are you using such short line lengths these days?

>The window I'm using is quite small... I'm getting 
>adjusted to my new computer and all it's "quirks".
>Well, not really 'quirks'-- just major differences
>from Windows 3.1 (yeah I know -- you don't
>care for Windows) to Windows 98...
>                   _,,,_
>                 .'     `'.
>                /     ____ \
>               |    .'_  _\/
>               /    ) a  a|         .----.
>              /    (    > |        /|     '--.
>             (      ) ._  /        ||    ]|   `-.
>             )    _/-.__.'`\       ||    ]|    ::|
>            (  .-'`-.   \__ )      ||    ]|    ::|
>             `/      `-./  `.      ||    ]|    ::|
>            _ |    \      \  \     \|    ]|   .-'
>           / \|     \   \  \  \     L.__  .--'(
>          |   |\     `. /  /   \  ,---|_      \---------,
>          |   `\'.     '. /`\   \/ .--._|=-    |_      /|
>          |     \ '.     '._ './`\/ .-'          '.   / |
>          |     |   `'.     `;-:-;`)|             |-./  |
>          |    /_      `'--./_  ` )/'-------------')/)  |
>          \   | `""""----"`\//`""`/,===..'`````````/ (  |
>           |  |            / `---` `==='          /   ) |
>           /  \           /                      /   (  |
>          |    '------.  |'--------------------'|     ) |
>           \           `-|                      |    /  |
>            `--...,______|                      |   (   |
>                   | |   |                      |    ) ,|
>                   | |   |                      |   ( /||
>                   | |   |                      |   )/ `"
>                  /   \  |                      |  (/
>            jgs .' /I\ '.|                      |  /)
>             .-'_.'/ \'. |                      | /
>             ```  `"""` `| .-------------------.||
>                         `"`                   `"`

Oh, but I do use Windoze 3.11 when I have to do so e.g. for Agent 
Newsreader and games. 

Nice pic of you at work on your brand noo computer.

BTW, you've had a new hairdo again...no curls this time?...HeHeHe.

Bye,

Shanaka Dias <sdi...@netlane.com> ASCII art 17 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
**Warning, very verbose**


My apologies, 
I made a few broad assumptions I guess.

dan...@nofreemoney.bigfoot.com (Daniel Ros) wrote:

>>There is a _difference_ between intelligence and maturity.
>
>I know. Your point is?
>

Funny, you posted my point directly afterwards.

>>Newsgoup FAQS aren't terribly technical. It is the application of
>>the principles and netiquette in the FAQS that Colin is referring too.
>>
                                                  

You mentioned being able to understand PC manuals at 13 in relation
to your argument that young people can understand the FAQ.
I was merely attempting to point out that Computer manuals and
newsgroup FAQs are quite different things. A FAQ explains what a
newsgroup is about and guidelines for behaviour when posting.
Understanding a FAQ is no trial. It is the application of the FAQ,
the guidelines and netiquette (the very purpose of the FAQ) that I
believed Colin to be referring to, not JUST the understanding. Hence
the reference to intelligence and wisdom. It may take some
intelligence to understand computer manuals and FAQs, but my argument
is that it takes wisdom to apply what you have learnt in the right
situation (maturity!?!).


>>I'm glad you are really good with computers though.
>
>Um, where did I say this?? Anyone??
>

If I may quote,
"Besides, what do you mean by 'mature adult'? Everybody knows that its
only teenagers (16-20) that can get really good with computers.

Witness Bill Gates, the founders of Excite and Yahoo, and countless
other companies."

To me, you sounded somewhat over-impressed by the basic skills of any
normal computer literate teenager today.
I do not count Bill Gates as
1. normal
2. A teenager of today
However, I made the somewhat foolish assumption that you counted
yourself as one of the teenagers that had "got really good with
computers". Once again, my apologies.

> I know more than some, but I didnt even *mention* my _own_ skills in
>that post, I merely said that I understood the simple manuals for my
>PC.

To put it simply:
1. Your argument lacked substance.
2. I still have to figure out piplining myself!





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                      http://www.ece.curtin.edu.au/~shanaka

BluePard wrote:
> Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> > joris bellenger wrote:
> > > Hey I know this guy! It's Barbie's boyfriend: Ken
> > > Right?
> > >
> >
> > Wrong! This is Barbie's boyfriend, Ken:
> >[ 8< ]
> 
> Awww, that's no fun! He better at least have a real rear....

Unfortunately, no. When Ken was invented American children were not
expected to be able to handle such things. My personal belief is that
the design of Barbie and Ken has caused more problems than it has
solved.

> --
>               _  -    ___ \ BluePard, Lone Loopy Lupine Leopard Mage
>         ,-------/.)- (   ` \  Born wingless into interesting times
>       //           \  )     )
> .------/`>          \      /      Don't be ashamed of the past,
> '-      (            \    /           it molds the present
>  `-....-'             \ _/
>     ''''`'|'\         /   `-  Loopy Land: http://www.a-vip.com/facet
> BP           (                         facet(at)a-vip.com


What _is_ that in your sig? It looks like a stick man with a looong
tail, wearing a hat, who is tickling a hen behind the ears.

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CJRandall <col...@shieldwolf.demon.co.uk> ASCII art 17 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
 Daniel Ros <dan...@nofreemoney.bigfoot.com> writes
>On Fri, 16 Oct 1998 01:34:00 GMT, sdi...@netlane.com (Shanaka Dias)
>wrote:
>>
>>I'm glad you are really good with computers though.
>
>Um, where did I say this?? Anyone??
>
> I know more than some, but I didnt even *mention* my _own_ skills in
>that post, I merely said that I understood the simple manuals for my
>PC.
>
>
>~Dan
>
[][ whatoh ... you implied that the only people that were any good
               with computers were around the age of 18 years ...
               ... it suggested to _me_ that this was your age ?
               else i don't see why you appear to brag so.

<quote>-------------------------------------------------------------
... when I was 13 (not *that* long ago!) ...

Besides, what do you mean by 'mature adult'? Everybody knows that its
only teenagers (16-20) that can get really good with computers.
-------------------------------------------------------------</quote>

 my immediate reaction was ...  "Youth! wasted on the young!"

 shanaka's reply made me howl :D

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Shanaka Dias <sdi...@netlane.com> ASCII art 17 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
"Jonathon R. Oglesbee" <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-removetoreply>
wrote:

>This were my first asky picher.....

hmmm, I remember there was a little tribute to the birthday of
B'gers first ascii last year.... just a sec, let me dig around
my archives............
oops there it is :
(feel free to add your own!)





                 ___      ___        ::::::::::::::::::::::::
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          / |-/        ____  [++| |+ 
         <<<<<---<|  |>____O)<ooo>|  
          \ |-\___ ________ _[++| |+
           \|    _$_      _S_   |_/       :::::::::::::::::::::::
                [___]    [___]            b'ger


In Honour of B'gers first Ascii......

(from Joan Stark)
>>Happy birthday! little drawing.

           ,,,,,
          _|||||_
         {~*~*~*~}
       __{*~*~*~*}__
  jgs `-------------`


(From llizard)
Happy birthday to all first little asciis!  If I'd known, I'd have
baked
a cake But I only know how to bake a pie:
                                         
        ~^^~~~~~^^^~~^^~~^
       <vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv>
ejm96   \________________/


and hired a band!

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And now, as a number of artists cringe and moan ..... here is
a small compilation of peoples first or early ascii-pictures :)
-----------------------------------------------------------------------

                                               /\/\
                      ________________________/ @@ \
                      -------.   _________   > ____/<
                             ||||         ||||
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--
:)
Veronica Karlsson
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                   "                 |_________________|/

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                  ___ ___ _ _ _  _ _  _  _ _ _ _              /

  ooooooooooooooo/ __/ _ \ | | \| | |/ /| | | | |SPUNK1111   / \
   ~~ ~~ ~/\O ~^ \__ \  _/ | | .` | . < | | | | |@juno.com  <')_=<
  ~^~ ^~"~  ~~ ~~/___/_| \___/_|\_|_|\_\|_|_|_|_| @aol.com   \_/
  ooooooooooooooo      *****joan*stark*****                   \

I did this rabbit (I cringe looking at it now) sometime last July I
think...
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'I care' I didn't have one, so I just created one...

Here's my first line-art:
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 \________/
Taken from 'Disinfect your computer' by me (ekv) and Dan Strychalski:
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                        o-o
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(Nov. 95)

lizard

===%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      /\  /\

EJM
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rhino
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house and tree

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>     m/^\m -^-m-m_.---~~
>
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Hamp <jkh...@deimos.frii.com>

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And  my first Ascii....

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       __.' ( \--> |     sdi...@netlane.com       |     '; \_\
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BluePard <fac...@a-VIP.com_remove-me_> ASCII art 18 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> What _is_ that in your sig? It looks like a stick man with a looong
> tail, wearing a hat, who is tickling a hen behind the ears.

The best way to explain is for you to look at the pic:
http://www.a-vip.com/facet/aura.jpg

'Tis a self-portrait. All of my friends realized what it was
immediately, so it doesn't really matter to me that no one else knows
what it is. :)
-- 
              _  -    ___ \ BluePard, Lone Loopy Lupine Leopard Mage
        ,-------/.)- (   ` \  Born wingless into interesting times
      //           \  )     ) 
.------/`>          \      /      Don't be ashamed of the past,
'-      (            \    /           it molds the present
 `-....-'             \ _/ 
    ''''`'|'\         /   `-  Loopy Land: http://www.a-vip.com/facet
BP           (                         facet(at)a-vip.com

Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> ASCII art 18 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
BluePard wrote:
> 
> Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> > What _is_ that in your sig? It looks like a stick man with a looong
> > tail, wearing a hat, who is tickling a hen behind the ears.
> 
> The best way to explain is for you to look at the pic:
> http://www.a-vip.com/facet/aura.jpg
> 
> 'Tis a self-portrait. All of my friends realized what it was
> immediately, so it doesn't really matter to me that no one else knows
> what it is. :)
Damn,i thought that was a bear,I even convinced Veronica that 
it was a bear,but that aint no bear.It looks prety cool,but
like i said,it aint no bear.I still think that if you only see
the head its a bear,but it aint no bear.

ObAscii:
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            \
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               _\/o\_ 
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      <,' TIME TO DIE `.>Remove no.to.spam to reply

Sarah Day <med...@micron.net> ASCII art 18 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
Hmm. I'd post my first ascii picture, a semi, which I did in 2-d and 3-d
versions, but I lost them somewhere...here's an early one of mine, anyway.
                      ,~~~~,'~.
                      '~~~~'~,;
                      |*(* ); ;
                      `.@.';,;
                      ,~''~____._
                     /,;  ,----`-`
                     \\; ;
                     .'' `,
                     ;    ;
                     ;...;
                      |\\
                     _||\\_
                    '--' '-' smd
    -Sarah

> Erm...and just what is the significance, if any, of your reposting of
> this "kinky condom picture" that has been discussed before?  Is it
> supposed to prove that you are mature and sexy?

Huh? Thing sticking out of the boat is supposed to be a fishing pole.
    -Sarah

> Although I'm not sure if that is a cloud or a
> bird to the right of the mountain.

A bird.
    -Sarah

>      Hey, that's a nice landscape there.
Thank you.
    -Sarah

> > Well, if I am assumed 13, then Colin must be 7. You were a child
> > groom last year, weren't you Colin? That must be a custom down
> > there in NZ.
>
> Sorry, but you gave your age away as 13 when you responded to Martin
> Atkins in Sarah Day's thread " This is a Public Forum "  Remember?
> I'm sure your actual posting can be located if you need further
> reminding.

Age is really only a physical thing. Some children are more mature,
mentally, than some adults. (thinks of that never-ending thread of removed
and added initials...)
    -Sarah

.----- On Sun, 11 Oct 1998 19:54:56 +0500, temp posted:
|> Hmmm... Maybe you should use some more interesting name than "temp"...
|thats the thing, Im only 13, its my dad's account, I dont know how to
|change it, if I did, I wouldnt be able to change it to anything
|interesting.   I need a place where I can have my own account.
'-------------------------

OK, I see you are using Mozilla - ie Netscape - for Win95. Look on the menus
at the top of the main window and see if you can find 'Mail and News
Preferences...' and search in there for where it says 'temp'

Sorry, It's been ages since I`ve been anywhere near Netscape.

Oh, BTW, have a look at www.dejanews.com where you can read and post to
usenet newsgroups from your web browser and you get a free email account
too.

|\/| _..__|_o._   /\_|_| o._  _   mart.atkins@--
|  |(_||  |_|| | /--\|_|<|| |_>            --bigfoot.com

Martin DiViaio <mar...@erols.com> ASCII art 18 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
Martin Atkins wrote:
> 
> .----- On Sun, 11 Oct 1998 19:54:56 +0500, temp posted:
> |> Hmmm... Maybe you should use some more interesting name than "temp"...
> |thats the thing, Im only 13, its my dad's account, I dont know how to
> |change it, if I did, I wouldnt be able to change it to anything
> |interesting.   I need a place where I can have my own account.
> '-------------------------
> 
> OK, I see you are using Mozilla - ie Netscape - for Win95. Look on the menus
> at the top of the main window and see if you can find 'Mail and News
> Preferences...' and search in there for where it says 'temp'
> 
> Sorry, It's been ages since I`ve been anywhere near Netscape.
> 

For Netscape, select Edit, Preferences. This will open the preferences
window. Select the arrow next to Mail and Groups. Then select Identity.
You will see the word temp a type box. Change ONLY this box. Do not
change anything else in the window. Select OK at the bottom of the
Preferences window.


-- 
                    /)-._    | It may be better to be a live jackal than
                   Y. ' _]   | a dead lion, but it is better still to be
            ,.._   |`--"=    | a live lion. And usually easier
           /    "-/  `.\     |
  /)  sk  |   |_     `\|___  | - Lazarus Long, A fictional character
  \:::::::\___/_\__\_______\ |   created by Robert Heinlein

On Sat, 17 Oct 1998 11:30:55 GMT, sdi...@netlane.com (Shanaka Dias)
wrote:


>You mentioned being able to understand PC manuals at 13 in relation
>to your argument that young people can understand the FAQ.
>I was merely attempting to point out that Computer manuals and
>newsgroup FAQs are quite different things. A FAQ explains what a
>newsgroup is about and guidelines for behaviour when posting.
>Understanding a FAQ is no trial. It is the application of the FAQ,
>the guidelines and netiquette (the very purpose of the FAQ) that I
>believed Colin to be referring to, not JUST the understanding. Hence
>the reference to intelligence and wisdom. It may take some
>intelligence to understand computer manuals and FAQs, but my argument
>is that it takes wisdom to apply what you have learnt in the right
>situation (maturity!?!).

Ok, point taken. You do need some wisdom to understand why its in
everyone's benefit to read and stick to the FAQ.


>
>
>>>I'm glad you are really good with computers though.
>>
>>Um, where did I say this?? Anyone??
>>
>
>If I may quote,
>"Besides, what do you mean by 'mature adult'? Everybody knows that its
>only teenagers (16-20) that can get really good with computers.
>
>Witness Bill Gates, the founders of Excite and Yahoo, and countless
>other companies."
>
>To me, you sounded somewhat over-impressed by the basic skills of any
>normal computer literate teenager today.
>I do not count Bill Gates as
>1. normal

;) Maybe not.

>2. A teenager of today

He used to be. I assume ;)

>However, I made the somewhat foolish assumption that you counted
>yourself as one of the teenagers that had "got really good with
>computers". Once again, my apologies.

Ok, accepted. I know my argument was a bit lame, but usually I dont
get involved in flames/arguments.


~Dan

-- 
Visit:  www.uplink.clara.net
Email:  dan...@bigfoot.com
ICQ:    15212336

Shanaka Dias <sdi...@netlane.com> ASCII art 19 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
"Sarah Day" <med...@micron.net> wrote:

>>      Hey, that's a nice landscape there.
>Thank you.
>    -Sarah


Don't forget to mention who you are responding too,
when you reply to a message, i.e

"Sarah Day" <med...@micron.net> wrote:

This is a common usenet practice,
usually automatic in newsreaders.

ObAscii:
(a nice one from the 6-line challenge)

1       ,=""=,
2      c , _,{
3      /\  @ )                 __
4     /  ^~~^\          <=.,__/ '}=
5    (_/ ,, ,,)          \_ _>_/~
6     ~\_(/-\)'-,_,_,_,-'(_)-(_)  -Naughty


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            ;=',_   _____________________________     \  _\/   _/
           S" .--` |      Shanaka Dias           |  ___)/   __<
          sS  \__  |     Western Australia       | <'-;:\_  _\
       __.' ( \--> |     sdi...@netlane.com       |     '; \_\
    _=/    _./-\/  |_____________________________|      >/-,\
   ((\( /-'   -'l                                     ""`  |_\
    ) |/ \\    
  snd  \\  \    http://www.ece.curtin.edu.au/~shanaka
        `~ `~

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Sarah Day wrote in message ...
|versions, but I lost them somewhere...here's an early one of mine, anyway.

Here's one of my first ASCII pictures (you don't need to thank me!... :-D):


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    59   59          Pr        Pr     59
    Pr59Pr   Pr  59  59Pr59    59     Pr
    59       59Pr          Pr   Pr59Pr59
    Pr       Pr            59         Pr
    59       59      Pr59Pr    Pr59Pr59

*hehe* I was just trying it out!
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Sarah Kearsley <kea...@wam.umd.edu> ASCII art 21 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
On Sat, 17 Oct 1998 01:11:50 GMT, sdi...@netlane.com (Shanaka Dias)
wrote:

>"Jonathon R. Oglesbee" <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-removetoreply>
>wrote:
>
>>This were my first asky picher.....
>

>-----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>And now, as a number of artists cringe and moan ..... here is
>a small compilation of peoples first or early ascii-pictures :)
>-----------------------------------------------------------------------

I just thought I'd add mine.  This is the first pic I ever posted:

       (^\-==-/^)
       >\\ == //<
      :== q''p ==:      _,.---.._
       .__ qp __.`-.-+"`\   |   |`'._
          ^--^  | | \  \ |   , || /  '-. _______ .";
           ;| | |    | |     |/   .^-./__)_)__))_).'
          / ; /      |       \ /  {/ \
      ..-'\_ \   (       _.-="\ _ ) _/\
     |  ,_../`\- |'---+""      '-/ \  |
     `--       | |            /_,   |-|
           __' | |   ._ ___   \  )  | |__
   _,______'__ddd'_______._____""__ddd'___sk______
           __________,______.   _._

and these are the first ones that I made, though I didn't end up
posting them till much later:

   h  h
 h(")(")h
("),--,(")
 :"    ":
 ',____,' sk

  .^.^.
 /  |  \
|   |   |
\   A   /
 `"` `"` sk

Jeez it's been a while since I've posted anything or read news or even
drawn anything.  


/_____________/|"Geologists are amazing. They know hundreds of words for
Sarah Kearsley||different sorts of dirt and hundreds of words for things
   kearsley   ||it does when left alone for a few million years."
_...@wam.umd.edu_|/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Thomas Kettenring

Martin Atkins <zne...@ovtsbbg.pbz> ASCII art 25 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
.----- On Sun, 25 Oct 1998 13:19:47 GMT, I posted:
|
|-Martin
|
|Creator of the TIE fighter that started it all....
||\/| _..__|_o._   /\_|_| o._  _   mart.atkins@--
||  |(_||  |_|| | /--\|_|<|| |_>            --bigfoot.com
'-----------------------

Oops... that was meant to be

Creator of the TIE fighter that started it all....
       _______      _    _   ______   ______
  --- /\     /\    | \  / | |  __  | |  __  | 
 --  /  \   /  \   |  \/  | | |  \_| | |  | | 
 -- /    \ /    \  | \  / | | | ____ | |__| | 
 - <------X------> | |\/| | | | |_ | |  __  | 
 -- \    / \    /  | |  | | | |__| | | |  | | 
-- - \  /   \  /   |_|  |_| |______| |_|  |_| 
 ---- \/_____\/          Martin Atkins             
                    mar...@bigfoot.com 

                  ASCII ART GALLERY
    http://bungleandmart.home.ml.org/asciiart.htm
          SOME OF MY ASCIIs CAN BE FOUND AT
   http://voices.vossnet.co.uk/a/atkins/ascii.htm

:o)

Byez,
Martin.
|\/| _..__|_o._   /\_|_| o._  _   mart.atkins@--
|  |(_||  |_|| | /--\|_|<|| |_>            --bigfoot.com

Martin Atkins <zne...@ovtsbbg.pbz> ASCII art 25 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
.----- On Wed, 21 Oct 1998 16:16:35 GMT, Sarah Kearsley posted:
|I just thought I'd add mine.  This is the first pic I ever posted:
|
|       (^\-==-/^)
|       >\\ == //<
|      :== q''p ==:      _,.---.._
|       .__ qp __.`-.-+"`\   |   |`'._
|          ^--^  | | \  \ |   , || /  '-. _______ .";
|           ;| | |    | |     |/   .^-./__)_)__))_).'
|          / ; /      |       \ /  {/ \
|      ..-'\_ \   (       _.-="\ _ ) _/\
|     |  ,_../`\- |'---+""      '-/ \  |
|     `--       | |            /_,   |-|
|           __' | |   ._ ___   \  )  | |__
|   _,______'__ddd'_______._____""__ddd'___sk______
|           __________,______.   _._
|
|and these are the first ones that I made, though I didn't end up
|posting them till much later:
|
|   h  h
| h(")(")h
|("),--,(")
| :"    ":
| ',____,' sk
|
|  .^.^.
| /  |  \
||   |   |
|\   A   /
| `"` `"` sk
|
|Jeez it's been a while since I've posted anything or read news or even
|drawn anything.  
|
|
'----------------------------

My firsts:
(in order or creation)
    ____
  _/____\_
   |O  O|
   | () |
   | \/ |
    \__/
  ___||___
 /        \
|          |
| |      | |
( |      | )
|_|______| |
/_|      |_\
  |  __  |
  |  ||  |
  (  ||  )
  |  ||  |
  |__||__|
 (___||___)

JRO turned that into...

   |||||| 
   |o  o| 
  (  ()  )
   | \/ |
    \__/
  ___||___
 /   \/   \ 
|  school  |
|_|sucks!|_|
( |      | )
|_|______| |
/_|/    \|_\  
  |  __  |
  |__||__|
  (  ||  )
  |__||__|
 _|: || :|_ 
(____||____)

:o)

At this point JRO got me interested in ascii 'toons, and once I`d thought of
a joke.......


------------------------------------------------------------

      |||||
     |     |     My dog     /////
    (  O O  )  / can talk! |O )//
     |  >  |  /            <    /     
     | \_/ | /             |/   |
      \___/                 \__/
    ___| |____               ||  
   /   \_/    \             /  \ 
  |            \           |    |
  |_|       ||_|           | || |
__| |       || |________|\_|_|| |___________________________
  |_|_______||_|        \_____/ |  
  /_|/     \||_\           |____|
    |  ___  |  \           |_/ ||
    |  | |  |   \          |____|
    |__| |__|    \           | |
     ||   ||      \/|_|\     ( (
    _||_ _||_     | o_o |   _|_|
   _|  | |  |_     \/_\/   /___|  mga
  |____| |____|   /_____\
                  | | | |
                  |_| |_|

------------------------------------------------------------

      |||||
     |     |                /////
    (  O O  )              |O )//
     |  >  |               <    /       mga
     | \_/ |               |o   |
      \___/                 \__/
    ___| |____               ||  \
   /   \_/    \             /  \  \
  |            \           |    |  \
  |_|       ||_|           | || |   \ 
__| |       || |___________| || |____ Yeah Right! __________
  |_|_______||_|           | || |  

------------------------------------------------------------

      |||||
     |     |      I`ll      /////
    (  O O  )  / prove it! |O )//
     |  >  |  /            <    /       mga
     |  O  | /             |*   |
      \___/                 \__/
    ___| |____               ||  
   /   \_/    \             /  \  
  |            \           |    |  
  |_|       ||_|           | || |   
__| |       || |________|\_|_|| |___________________________
  |_|_______||_|        \_____/ |  
  /_|       ||_\           |____|

------------------------------------------------------------

      |||||
     |     |                /////
    (  O O  )              |O )//
     |  >  |               <    /       
     |  o  |               |/   |
      \___/                 \__/
    ___| |____               ||  \
   /   \_/    \             /  \  \
  |            \           |    |  \
  |_|       ||_|           | || |   \
__| |       || |________|\_|_|| |____ Go on then! __________
  |_|_______||_|        \_____/ |  
  /_|/     \||_\           |____|
    |  ___  |  \           |_/ ||
    |  | |  |   \          |____|
    |__| |__|    \           | |
     ||   ||      \/|_|\     ( (
    _||_ _||_     | o_o |   _|_|
   _|  | |  |_     \/_\/   /___|  mga
  |____| |____|   /_____\
                  | | | |
                  |_| |_|

------------------------------------------------------------

      |||||
     |     |     OK, Rover, /////
    (  o o  )  /what`s all |o )//
     |  >  |  / over that  <    /       mga
     | \_/ | /  tree?      |-   |
      \___/                 \__/
    ___| |____               ||   
   /   \_/    \             /  \   
  |            \           |    |   

------------------------------------------------------------

    |  | |  |   \          |____|
    |__| |__|    \           | |
     ||   ||      \/|_|\     ( (
    _||_ _||_     | o_o |   _|_|
   _|  | |  |_     \/_\/   /___|
  |____| |____|   /_____\\
                  | | | | \_________
                  |_| |_| |__Bark!__|    mga

------------------------------------------------------------

      |||||
     |     |     What`s it  /////
    (  O O  )  /feel like? |O )//
     |  >  |  /            <    /       mga
     | \_/ | /             |--  |
      \___/                 \__/
    ___| |____               ||  
   /   \_/    \             /  \  
  |            \           |    |  

------------------------------------------------------------
    |  | |  |   \          |____|
    |__| |__|    \           | |
     ||   ||      \/|_|\     ( (
    _||_ _||_     | o_o |   _|_|
   _|  | |  |_     \/_\/   /___|
  |____| |____|   /_____\\
                  | | | | \_______
                  |_| |_| |_Ruff!_|  mga

------------------------------------------------------------

      |||||
     |     |     What`s on  /////
    (  O O  )  / top of    |O )//
     |  >  |  / that       <    /       mga
     | \_/ | /  building?  |/   |
      \___/                 \__/
    ___| |____               ||   
   /   \_/    \             /  \   
  |            \           |    |   

------------------------------------------------------------

    |__| |__|    \           | |
     ||   ||      \/|_|\     ( (
    _||_ _||_     | o_o |   _|_|
   _|  | |  |_     \/_\/   /___|
  |____| |____|   /_____\\
                  | | | | \_______
                  |_| |_| |_Roof!_|    mga

------------------------------------------------------------

      |||||
     |     |     There you  /////
    (  O O  )  / go!       |O )//
     |  >  |  /            <    /       mga
     | \_/ | /             |/   |
      \___/                 \__/
    ___| |____               ||  \
   /   \_/    \             /  \  \
  |            \           |    |  \
  |_|       ||_|           | || |   \ Ha Ha! Very Funny!
__| |       || |________|\_|_|| |___________________________
  |_|_______||_|        \_____/ |  

------------------------------------------------------------

      |||||
     | _ _ |                /////
    (  o o  )              |O )//
     |  >  |               <    /     
     |  o  |               |o   |
      \___/                 \__/
    ___| |____               ||   
   /   \_/    \             /  \   
  |            \           |    |   
  |_|       ||_|           | || |                       
__| |       || |________|\_|_|| |___________________________
  |_|_______||_|        \_____/ |  
  /_|/     \||_\           |____|
    |  ___  |  \           |_/ ||
    |  | |  |   \          |____|
    |__| |__|    \           | |
     ||   ||      \/|_|\     ( (
    _||_ _||_     | o_o |   _|_|
   _|  | |  |_     \/_\/   /___|    mga
  |____| |____|   /_____\\
                  | | | | \_________________________
                  |_| |_| |_What`s wrong with that?_|

------------------------------------------------------------

This cartoon was (much) later improved, when I was 'remastering' my cartoons
a couple of months ago.

See that boy's face... guess where my ascii 'portrait' evolved from?

I then made my first ascii sig...
  _    _   ______   ______
 | \  / | |  __  | |  __  |    |||||
 |  \/  | | |  \_| | |  | |   |     |
 | \  / | | | ____ | |__| |  (  o o  )
 | |\/| | | | |_ | |  __  |   |  >  |
 | |  | | | |__| | | |  | |   | \_/ |
 |_|  |_| |______| |_|  |_|    \___/ 
  Martin Atkins              ___| |____
    mar...@bigfoot.com /   \_/    \

:o)

My portrait soon became even simpler to draw... mostly by accident!

  |||||
 | o o |
 |  >  |
 | \_/ |
  \___/
 __| |__
/  \_/  \
| |   | |
| |MGA| |
|_|   |_|
/_|___|_\
 |  _  |
 | | | |
 | | | |
 | | | |
 |_| |_|
/__| |__\

And I 'grew' into....

   |||||
  | o o |         .--- Hi there!
  |  >  |        /
  | \_/ |  -----'
   \___/
  __| |__
 /  \_/  \
| | M   | |
| |  G  | |
| |   A | |
|_|_____|_|
/_|  _  |_\
  | | | |
  | | | |
  | | | |
  |_| |_|
 /__| |__\

Other than the 'portrait', here are some other things....

      ________________________                                    
     /_                       \               
       \                       \               
       |\                       \              
       | \     ____________     |             
       |  \___/~~~~~~~~~~~~\__ /             
      _|   \~~ \_\  \_\  \_\ ~ \            
    _/_|   \                    \           
   | / |    \    \_\  \_\  \_\   \          
   | | |     \                    \         
   \ \  \     \    \_\  \_\  \_\   \        
   / /   \    \                     \                             
  / /     \    \     \_\  \_\  \_\   \                             
 / /       \    \_____________________\                             
/ /         \    \_____________________\                             
 /           \    \_____________________\                             
/             \    |                    |        
               \   |                    |        
                \  |                    |               
                 \ |                    |                  
                  \|____________________|                 
Phone... bleugh that's horrible! :o)

    ___________
   /.\/,\/,\/.\\   __
  /\_/\_/\_/\_/\\ / (.
 (_/.\/.\/.\/,\/./|   |
 | \_/\_/\_/\_/\__\__/
 |___| |______| |/
    /_/        \_\_
    |_|          \_\
A turtle... okish :o/

The first pic of mine that caused a stir was..........

     _                       _
    | |                     | |
    | |                     | |
    | |                     | |
    | |                     | |
    | |        .---.        | |
    | |     _.'\   /'._     | |
    | b__--- | .'"'. | ---__d |
    | p""---_| '._.' |_---""q |
    | |       ./   \.       | |
    | |        '---'   mga  | | 
    | |                     | |
    | |                     | |
    |_|                     |_|   
My TIE-fighter!!!!!!!

Here's a few examples of the comical otherfighters that resulted...
          _                       _
         | |                     | |
         | |    N E C K T I E    | |
         | |    F I G H T E R    | |
         | |                     | |
         | |      _ .---. _      | |
         | |     r.'\   /'.Y     | |    - Zeus Simeoni
         | b__---|| .'^'. ||---__d |
         | p""---|| '._.' ||---""q |
         | |     \ ./   \. /     | |
         | |      \ '-,-' /      | |
         | |       `\___/`       | |
         | |        (  \)        | |
         |_|         \_/         |_|
                     / \
                     |\|
                     /\\
                    |\ \|
                    /\\ \
                   |\ \\ |
                    \\ \/
                     \\/
                      V


                __                       __
               |as|    T I E - D Y E    |bc|
               |sd|                     |cd|
               |df|    F I G H T E R    |de|
               |fg|                     |ef|
               |gh|     .czabcbbcb.     |fg|
               |hi\    .cdcczabbbaz.    /gh|
              /hijbfeeddcdefcczaz|abcdefghij\
              \ijkpffeeddeeffcczzabcdefghijk/     Randy Gardner
               |kl/    `effssffzabc`    \jk|
               |lm|     `ffsffzabc`     |kl|
               |mn|       `sssab`       |lm|
               |no|                     |mn|
               |op|                     |no|
                ``                       ``  


                   C A C T I 
                F I G H T E R !
             _    _         _    _
            | |  | |       | |  | |
           -| |  | |-     -| |  | |
       _    | |- | |      -| |  | |    _/
     -| |   | |  | |-      | |  | |  -| |
      |.|  -| ||/  |      -| |  | |   | |-  
      | |-  |  ___/        |  \_| |  -| |
     -|.|   | |-     ____   \___  |_|/  |-   - Martin Atkins  
      |  \_|| |_____/\__/\______|  ____/
       \____  |__O__ |__| ___O__| |   |      
        |   | |     \/__\/      | |   
            | |-                | |  
           -| |-          mga   | |
            |_|                 |_|   


     _                       _
    | |                     | |
    | |                     | |
    | |                     | |
    | |                     | |
    | |                     | |
    | |                     | |
    | |                     | |
    | |                     | |
    | |                     | |
    | |                     | |
    | |                     | |
    | |                     | |
    | |                     | |
    | |        .---.        | |
    | |     _.'\   /'._     | |
    | b__--- | .'"'. | ---__d |
    | p""---_| '._.' |_---""q |
    | |       ./   \.       | |
    | |        '---'        | | 
    | |                     | |     High Fighter by Veronica Karlsson
    | |                     | |
    | |                     | |
    | |                     | |
    | |                     | |
    | |                     | |
    | |                     | |
    | |                     | |
    | |                     | |
    | |                     | |
    | |                     | |
    | |                     | |
    | |                     | |
    | |                     | |
    |_|                     |_|   


Quick note... please, no more.... :o)

When I first started, it was near christmas - and I made the first ascii I
was really pleased with!


      _\/_
       /\
      .  .
     .   V.
    .V     .
     '.  ..o
   o .  '  .
    .    V  .
   .  V      .
  o V.     .'o
    ' '''''..
   '      V  .
  '     V     '
  o'V        .'
     '''_'''' o
     __|_|__
     \     /
      \___/  mga

:o)

Enough of my old pics.......


-Martin

Creator of the TIE fighter that started it all....
|\/| _..__|_o._   /\_|_| o._  _   mart.atkins@--
|  |(_||  |_|| | /--\|_|<|| |_>            --bigfoot.com

Mark Mahle <mah...@prodigy.net> ASCII art 28 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
=) The First ascii i ever made was the signature [below]
I haven't yet attempted any non text art, but now that i can disgust you
all with my horrible attempts i will begin immediately =P

- Mark

Martin Atkins wrote:

> .----- On Sun, 25 Oct 1998 13:19:47 GMT, I posted:
> |
> |-Martin
> |
> |Creator of the TIE fighter that started it all....
> ||\/| _..__|_o._   /\_|_| o._  _   mart.atkins@--
> ||  |(_||  |_|| | /--\|_|<|| |_>            --bigfoot.com
> '-----------------------
>
> Oops... that was meant to be
>
> Creator of the TIE fighter that started it all....
>        _______      _    _   ______   ______
>   --- /\     /\    | \  / | |  __  | |  __  |
>  --  /  \   /  \   |  \/  | | |  \_| | |  | |
>  -- /    \ /    \  | \  / | | | ____ | |__| |
>  - <------X------> | |\/| | | | |_ | |  __  |
>  -- \    / \    /  | |  | | | |__| | | |  | |
> -- - \  /   \  /   |_|  |_| |______| |_|  |_|
>  ---- \/_____\/          Martin Atkins
>                     mar...@bigfoot.com
>
>                   ASCII ART GALLERY
>     http://bungleandmart.home.ml.org/asciiart.htm
>           SOME OF MY ASCIIs CAN BE FOUND AT
>    http://voices.vossnet.co.uk/a/atkins/ascii.htm
>
> :o)
>
> Byez,
> Martin.
> |\/| _..__|_o._   /\_|_| o._  _   mart.atkins@--
> |  |(_||  |_|| | /--\|_|<|| |_>            --bigfoot.com

--
            :                   ___
            :                  |   |  ___   +---------------------+
 ........................ _.,--:   : |   |..| Mark Mahle          |
         .  :          /'`__   |   --|  _;  | mah...@prodigy.net   |
         |`'-,    _.,_|   ||   |   |_|'`    | www.notcomplete.com |
 .       |    :/'`    `   ||   :   |__      +---------------------+
 |~-,._.,-    |   _|  :   ||___|   | |`'-,          :
 |            |  ' :  |   |    |   | |   :          .
 |    :.,|    |  |-|  |   |    |___| |___|          :
 |    |  |    |  | |,-'---'   .                     :
 :    |  |.,-'|.,-       .,-'`|                     .............
  `-,.:  `  :            |    |       .         __    __        :
            :            |    -,._.,-~|,_,._   |  |  |  |,.     :
            :            |            |     `'\|  |  |  |  :   __
     .. ................ |     .,:    |   |_   |  |  |  |  |/'`  '`\
            :            |    |  |    |   : '  |   `-'  |  ;   |    |
            :            |    |   `-,.:   |_|  |  |.-,  |  |   _____|
            :            `'-,.;        `-,| |  |  |  |  |  |,--|-.  |
                                            -,.|  |  |__|._____|_|  |
            :                                  `'-`         `-,._.,-'

  "Insanity -- a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world"

Mark Mahle <mah...@prodigy.net> ASCII art 28 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
By non text art i met 'letters' =)

- Mark

Mark Mahle wrote:

> =) The First ascii i ever made was the signature [below]
> I haven't yet attempted any non text art, but now that i can disgust you
> all with my horrible attempts i will begin immediately =P
>

--
            :                   ___
            :                  |   |  ___   +---------------------+
 ........................ _.,--:   : |   |..| Mark Mahle          |
         .  :          /'`__   |   --|  _;  | mah...@prodigy.net   |
         |`'-,    _.,_|   ||   |   |_|'`    | www.notcomplete.com |
 .       |    :/'`    `   ||   :   |__      +---------------------+
 |~-,._.,-    |   _|  :   ||___|   | |`'-,          :
 |            |  ' :  |   |    |   | |   :          .
 |    :.,|    |  |-|  |   |    |___| |___|          :
 |    |  |    |  | |,-'---'   .                     :
 :    |  |.,-'|.,-       .,-'`|                     .............
  `-,.:  `  :            |    |       .         __    __        :
            :            |    -,._.,-~|,_,._   |  |  |  |,.     :
            :            |            |     `'\|  |  |  |  :   __
     .. ................ |     .,:    |   |_   |  |  |  |  |/'`  '`\
            :            |    |  |    |   : '  |   `-'  |  ;   |    |
            :            |    |   `-,.:   |_|  |  |.-,  |  |   _____|
            :            `'-,.;        `-,| |  |  |  |  |  |,--|-.  |
                                            -,.|  |  |__|._____|_|  |
            :                                  `'-`         `-,._.,-'

  "Insanity -- a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world"

Martin Atkins <zne...@ovtsbbg.pbz> ASCII art 29 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
.----- On Wed, 28 Oct 1998 16:43:34 -0800, Mark Mahle <mah...@prodigy.net>
posted:
|By non text art i met 'letters' =)
|
|- Mark
|
|Mark Mahle wrote:
|
|> =) The First ascii i ever made was the signature [below]
|> I haven't yet attempted any non text art, but now that i can disgust you
|> all with my horrible attempts i will begin immediately =P
|>
|
|--
|            :                   ___
|            :                  |   |  ___   +---------------------+
| ........................ _.,--:   : |   |..| Mark Mahle          |
|         .  :          /'`__   |   --|  _;  | mah...@prodigy.net   |
|         |`'-,    _.,_|   ||   |   |_|'`    | www.notcomplete.com |
| .       |    :/'`    `   ||   :   |__      +---------------------+
| |~-,._.,-    |   _|  :   ||___|   | |`'-,          :
| |            |  ' :  |   |    |   | |   :          .
| |    :.,|    |  |-|  |   |    |___| |___|          :
| |    |  |    |  | |,-'---'   .                     :
| :    |  |.,-'|.,-       .,-'`|                     .............
|  `-,.:  `  :            |    |       .         __    __        :
|            :            |    -,._.,-~|,_,._   |  |  |  |,.     :
|            :            |            |     `'\|  |  |  |  :   __
|     .. ................ |     .,:    |   |_   |  |  |  |  |/'`  '`\
|            :            |    |  |    |   : '  |   `-'  |  ;   |    |
|            :            |    |   `-,.:   |_|  |  |.-,  |  |   _____|
|            :            `'-,.;        `-,| |  |  |  |  |  |,--|-.  |
|                                            -,.|  |  |__|._____|_|  |
|            :                                  `'-`         `-,._.,-'
|
|  "Insanity -- a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world"
|
|

|\/| _..__|_o._   /\_|_| o._  _   mart.atkins@--
|  |(_||  |_|| | /--\|_|<|| |_>            --bigfoot.com

Martin Atkins <zne...@ovtsbbg.pbz> ASCII art 29 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
.----- On Wed, 28 Oct 1998 16:43:34 -0800, Mark Mahle posted:
|            :                   ___
|            :                  |   |  ___   +---------------------+
| ........................ _.,--:   : |   |..| Mark Mahle          |
|         .  :          /'`__   |   --|  _;  | mah...@prodigy.net   |
|         |`'-,    _.,_|   ||   |   |_|'`    | www.notcomplete.com |
| .       |    :/'`    `   ||   :   |__      +---------------------+
| |~-,._.,-    |   _|  :   ||___|   | |`'-,          :
| |            |  ' :  |   |    |   | |   :          .
| |    :.,|    |  |-|  |   |    |___| |___|          :
| |    |  |    |  | |,-'---'   .                     :
| :    |  |.,-'|.,-       .,-'`|                     .............
|  `-,.:  `  :            |    |       .         __    __        :
|            :            |    -,._.,-~|,_,._   |  |  |  |,.     :
|            :            |            |     `'\|  |  |  |  :   __
|     .. ................ |     .,:    |   |_   |  |  |  |  |/'`  '`\
|            :            |    |  |    |   : '  |   `-'  |  ;   |    |
|            :            |    |   `-,.:   |_|  |  |.-,  |  |   _____|
|            :            `'-,.;        `-,| |  |  |  |  |  |,--|-.  |
|                                            -,.|  |  |__|._____|_|  |
|            :                                  `'-`         `-,._.,-'
|
|  "Insanity -- a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world"
'----------------------------------

Nice!!!!! :o)
I like the style.... it's a cool sig.


Byez,
-Martin
|\/| _..__|_o._   /\_|_| o._  _   mart.atkins@--
|  |(_||  |_|| | /--\|_|<|| |_>            --bigfoot.com

Hilton Janfield <val...@bcgroup.net> ASCII art 30 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
> .----- On Wed, 28 Oct 1998 16:43:34 -0800, Mark Mahle posted:
> |            :                   ___
> |            :                  |   |  ___   +---------------------+
> | ........................ _.,--:   : |   |..| Mark Mahle          |
> |         .  :          /'`__   |   --|  _;  | mah...@prodigy.net   |
> |         |`'-,    _.,_|   ||   |   |_|'`    | www.notcomplete.com |
> | .       |    :/'`    `   ||   :   |__      +---------------------+
> | |~-,._.,-    |   _|  :   ||___|   | |`'-,          :
> | |            |  ' :  |   |    |   | |   :          .
> | |    :.,|    |  |-|  |   |    |___| |___|          :
> | |    |  |    |  | |,-'---'   .                     :
> | :    |  |.,-'|.,-       .,-'`|                     .............
> |  `-,.:  `  :            |    |       .         __    __        :
> |            :            |    -,._.,-~|,_,._   |  |  |  |,.     :
> |            :            |            |     `'\|  |  |  |  :   __
> |     .. ................ |     .,:    |   |_   |  |  |  |  |/'`  '`\
> |            :            |    |  |    |   : '  |   `-'  |  ;   |    |
> |            :            |    |   `-,.:   |_|  |  |.-,  |  |   _____|
> |            :            `'-,.;        `-,| |  |  |  |  |  |,--|-.  |
> |                                            -,.|  |  |__|._____|_|  |
> |            :                                  `'-`         `-,._.,-'
> |
> |  "Insanity -- a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world"
> '----------------------------------
> 
> Nice!!!!! :o)
> I like the style.... it's a cool sig.

I like it too! The text, anyway. :)
Wonder if I can do a smaller version for myself... :)

            __ ________         .
.__  :,_ ,~:  |        |    .,'`|  ,-':
|  | |  :'~|  ;,-;  ,-.|_   |   ',_|  |
|  '-'  |,~:  | _|  |    `'\|   _  '  |
|  :.|  |  |  `' |  |  |~.  |   :',   |
:  | |_.|._|'----:_,:  :_;  |   |  |  |
 `.: '               `-,__,.''-,:   `.:
                                '

Not bad... should I use it? :)

Hmm, that H reminds me of the logo I made for my e-mail based Star Trek
RPG...
It's also the Starfleet symbol used in the "future" era of the last episode
of Star Trek: TNG, an ascii of one of the proposed (but rejected) designs
for the logo for Star Trek: DS9, and a bit out of the Generations logo (the
two small bars). :)

            .
        ,   |\
      /'| = | `\
    /'  |===|   `\       ____ _____      _______ 
  .'    == ==     |     / __//_  _/  /| /____   )
  |    ==   ==    |    ( (    / / ,/' |   __ ) /
  |   ==|   |==   |     \ \  / /,/ _  |  / // /
  |  == |   |==   |  ____) )/ //,-' `.| / / \ \
  | ==  |   | ==  | /_____//_///     ||/_/   \ \
  |==   |   |  == |                      _____\/______     ______  __   __
  |==   | ===  == |                     /_  __//___   )   / ____/ / /  / /
  ==   ==== === ==|                      / /    __ ) /   / /_    / / /'/'
 == ====|   | ====|                     / /    / // /   / ___|  / //'/'
 ====   |   |  ====                    / /    / / \ \  / /____ / / \ \
===     |   |    ==                   /_/    /_/   \ \/______//_/   \_\
==|     |   |     ==                                \/
= `\    |   |     |=                ___  __ ,  ,  __  ___ ,  ___
    `\  |   |    /'= _______.----. / __ /__ |\ | /__ |__  | |__ 
.----.______
      `\|   |  /'       `--------' \__| \__ | \| \__ ___| | ___| `-------'
        `   |/'
            `

(It was designed using a nice old fashioned DOS font, where /' looks like a
nice 90%-solid angled line:)
Looks kinda shitty in Courier... lets try and fix 'er up. :)

            .
        ,   |'.
      ,'| = |  '.
    ,'  |===|    '.      ____ _____      _______ 
  .'    == ==     |     / __//_  _/ ,'| /____   )
  |    ==   ==    |    ( (    / / ,'  |   __ ) /
  |   ==|   |==   |     \ \  / /,' _  |  / // /
  |  == |   |==   |  ____) )/ //,-' '.| / / \ \
  | ==  |   | ==  | /_____//_///     ||/_/   \ \
  |==   |   |  == |                      _____\/______     ______  __   __
  |==   | ===  == |                     /_  __//___   )   / ____/ / /  / /
  ==   ==== === ==|                      / /    __ ) /   / /_    / / ,','
 == ====|   | ====|                     / /    / // /   / ___|  / /,','
 ====   |   |  ====                    / /    / / \ \  / /____ / / \ \
===     |   |    ==                   /_/    /_/   \ \/______//_/   \_\
==|     |   |     ==                                \/
= '.    |   |     |=                ___  __ ,  ,  __  ___ ,  ___
    '.  |   |    ,'= _______.----. / __ /__ |\ | /__ |__  | |__ 
.----.______
      '.|   |  ,'       `--------' \__| \__ | \| \__ ___| | ___| `-------'
        `   |,'
            `


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Martin Atkins <zne...@ovtsbbg.pbz> ASCII art 30 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
.----- On Thu, 29 Oct 1998 22:48:38 GMT, I posted:
|.----- On Wed, 28 Oct 1998 16:43:34 -0800, Mark Mahle <mah...@prodigy.net>
|posted:
||By non text art i met 'letters' =)
||
||- Mark
||
||Mark Mahle wrote:
||
||> =) The First ascii i ever made was the signature [below]
||> I haven't yet attempted any non text art, but now that i can disgust you
||> all with my horrible attempts i will begin immediately =P
||>
||
||--
||            :                   ___
||            :                  |   |  ___   +---------------------+
|| ........................ _.,--:   : |   |..| Mark Mahle          |
||         .  :          /'`__   |   --|  _;  | mah...@prodigy.net   |
||         |`'-,    _.,_|   ||   |   |_|'`    | www.notcomplete.com |
|| .       |    :/'`    `   ||   :   |__      +---------------------+
|| |~-,._.,-    |   _|  :   ||___|   | |`'-,          :
|| |            |  ' :  |   |    |   | |   :          .
|| |    :.,|    |  |-|  |   |    |___| |___|          :
|| |    |  |    |  | |,-'---'   .                     :
|| :    |  |.,-'|.,-       .,-'`|                     .............
||  `-,.:  `  :            |    |       .         __    __        :
||            :            |    -,._.,-~|,_,._   |  |  |  |,.     :
||            :            |            |     `'\|  |  |  |  :   __
||     .. ................ |     .,:    |   |_   |  |  |  |  |/'`  '`\
||            :            |    |  |    |   : '  |   `-'  |  ;   |    |
||            :            |    |   `-,.:   |_|  |  |.-,  |  |   _____|
||            :            `'-,.;        `-,| |  |  |  |  |  |,--|-.  |
||                                            -,.|  |  |__|._____|_|  |
||            :                                  `'-`         `-,._.,-'
||
||  "Insanity -- a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world"
||
||
|
||\/| _..__|_o._   /\_|_| o._  _   mart.atkins@--
||  |(_||  |_|| | /--\|_|<|| |_>            --bigfoot.com
'------------------------

Hmmm.... I sent that message early for some reason, then sent it again! :o)

Yours, confusedly......
-Martin
|\/| _..__|_o._   /\_|_| o._  _   mart.atkins@--
|  |(_||  |_|| | /--\|_|<|| |_>            --bigfoot.com

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