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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 20 Nov 2001.
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Any requests?

Any requests?

alt.ascii-art · 26 messages · 20 Nov 2001 - 30 Nov 2001
Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com> 20 Nov 2001 00:40 · permalink · report
On Tue, 20 Nov 2001 00:19:39 +0000, drsquare <now...@nowhere.co.uk> sucked
my dick and said:
>I'm into the next episode of Flatfish, so has anyone any requests as to
>what I should put in it?

a faggot...

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drsquare wrote:

> I'm into the next episode of Flatfish, so has anyone any requests as to
> what I should put in it?
>
How about a cameo of Erik Funckenbush. Remember that anything Microsoft is 
good. Problems are always the administrators fault. For every virus and 
worm attack, Microsoft had patches months before.  You could have him 
wearing a T-shirt with some sort of pro-Microsoft slogan. or wearing a butt 
plug symbolizing his relationship with Microsoft.

Any of the regulars here would make good cartoon characters. Perhaps, have 
one or two different ones every time you post an edition.

I am eagerly waiting for the next installment. 
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drsquare wrote:
> 
> I'm into the next episode of Flatfish, so has anyone any requests as to
> what I should put in it?

You need to put in a Tyrantosaurus Max eating wintrolls alive.

synapse <sei...@rpi.edu> ASCII art 20 Nov 2001 03:49 · permalink · report
"drsquare" <now...@nowhere.co.uk> wrote:
> I'm into the next episode of Flatfish, so has anyone any requests as to
> what I should put in it?

how about a dbz parody - then you could have some fun with
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             '  ,  ' .   '  / / ,\
             // |\ / | '  \ ' \\
             \/"/ // \ \/\ / /\/
             \- ascii flames! -/\
              \ /\/  \/\/\/ \/\\/

a lot of people i know love to make fun of DBZ too...

just my 2 cents...

I LOVE IT!!!


GreyCloud wrote:
> 
> drsquare wrote:
> >
> > I'm into the next episode of Flatfish, so has anyone any requests as to
> > what I should put in it?
> 
> You need to put in a Tyrantosaurus Max eating wintrolls alive.

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"drsquare" <now...@nowhere.co.uk> wrote in message
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> I'm into the next episode of Flatfish, so has anyone any requests as to
> what I should put in it?

Monkeys. Monkeys are intrinisically funny.

MJP <mik...@bluedwarf.spam.net> ASCII art 20 Nov 2001 07:52 · permalink · report
On Tue, 20 Nov 2001 07:47:01 -0000, "Sam Blanning" <enq...@nationalcoursingclub.freeserve.co.uk>
wrote:

>
>"drsquare" <now...@nowhere.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:9b8...@4ax.com...
>> I'm into the next episode of Flatfish, so has anyone any requests as to
>> what I should put in it?
>
>Monkeys. Monkeys are intrinisically funny.
>
>

monkees installing Linux on a computer, Team I.T.
hehe

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Poster <NOS...@POSTER.net> 20 Nov 2001 08:20 · permalink · report
How about some Sharks...

Corporate Sharks... and the kind ?:)

"drsquare" <now...@nowhere.co.uk> wrote in message
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> I'm into the next episode of Flatfish, so has anyone any requests as to
> what I should put in it?

DynoGuru <dyn...@hotmail.com> ASCII art 20 Nov 2001 15:22 · permalink · report
How abt a war between Penguin and flatfish !!!


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"drsquare" <now...@nowhere.co.uk> wrote in message
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> I'm into the next episode of Flatfish, so has anyone any requests as to
> what I should put in it?

DynoGuru <dyn...@hotmail.com> ASCII art 20 Nov 2001 16:08 · permalink · report
How abt a war between Penguin and flatfish !!!


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"drsquare" <now...@nowhere.co.uk> wrote in message
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> I'm into the next episode of Flatfish, so has anyone any requests as to
> what I should put in it?

MJP <mik...@bluedwarf.spam.net> ASCII art 20 Nov 2001 16:23 · permalink · report
On Tue, 20 Nov 2001 13:44:59 +0000, drsquare <now...@nowhere.co.uk> wrote:

>On Tue, 20 Nov 2001 07:47:01 -0000, in alt.ascii-art,
> ("Sam Blanning" <enq...@nationalcoursingclub.freeserve.co.uk>) wrote:
>
>>"drsquare" <now...@nowhere.co.uk> wrote in message
>>news:9b8...@4ax.com...
>>> I'm into the next episode of Flatfish, so has anyone any requests as to
>>> what I should put in it?
>>
>>Monkeys. Monkeys are intrinisically funny.
>
>How are monkeys related to Linux or Flatfish?

They aren't, however Monkeys are intrinisically funny.

I 'spose you could have a giant Tux destroying stuff
and climbing the Empire State building then swatting 
at flying windoz logos, a take off of King Kong (a monkey)
Maybe have flatfish be the responsible party for unleashing
Linux on the unsuspecting monopoly, I mean Metropolis, yeah 
Metropolis.... wait, why am I giving you all the gags.


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drsquare wrote:
> 
> On Mon, 19 Nov 2001 23:37:35 -0500, in alt.ascii-art,
>  (Rex Ballard <rba...@open4success.com>) wrote:
> 
> >I LOVE IT!!!
> 
> No. I draw the line at Tyranosaurus Maxs.
> 
> >GreyCloud wrote:
> >>
> >> drsquare wrote:
> >> >
> >> > I'm into the next episode of Flatfish, so has anyone any requests as to
> >> > what I should put in it?
> >>
> >> You need to put in a Tyrantosaurus Max eating wintrolls alive.

Why? Too hard to do?? Max would be proud to add in a good sig line.

> >> what I should put in it?
> >
> >Monkeys. Monkeys are intrinisically funny.

An huge number of Monkeys coding the OS core for microsoft windows ( you know ..
the chaos theory involving monkeys ;) )

MJP <mik...@bluedwarf.spam.net> ASCII art 21 Nov 2001 01:05 · permalink · report
On Wed, 21 Nov 2001 00:07:48 +0000, drsquare <now...@nowhere.co.uk> wrote:

>>>>"drsquare" <now...@nowhere.co.uk> wrote in message
>>>>news:9b8...@4ax.com...
>>>>> I'm into the next episode of Flatfish, so has anyone any requests as to
>>>>> what I should put in it?
>>>>
>>>>Monkeys. Monkeys are intrinisically funny.
>>>
>>>How are monkeys related to Linux or Flatfish?
>>
>>They aren't, however Monkeys are intrinisically funny.
>
>And intrinsically difficult to draw.
>
>>I 'spose you could have a giant Tux destroying stuff
>>and climbing the Empire State building then swatting 
>>at flying windoz logos, a take off of King Kong (a monkey)
>>Maybe have flatfish be the responsible party for unleashing
>>Linux on the unsuspecting monopoly, I mean Metropolis, yeah 
>>Metropolis.... wait, why am I giving you all the gags.
>
>Hmmm...you haven't actually seen either of the previous episodes have you?

you haven't caught the plot in many SciFi movies, have you

Scientist/techno/Accidental Instigator meddles with something.
Intent do good for mankind/make a shitload of money/become immortal.
It all goes to hell in a hurry killing millions and destroying a major metropolitan city.
The cute and often Blonde love interest cant stay out of harms way requiering the hero 
to rescue her at great peril to himself.
They discover almost too late that if they sneeze on it it dies faster than a frog 
on a freeway.
The hero, ragged bloody and near death gets boinked (this part is implied while the
credits roll)

You ASKED for ideas, we gave you some, stop complaining.

Flatfish tries again to install Linux without help-
Install disk has "Computer Virus from Sweden" on it-
Computer transforms into goliath TUX-
TUX attacks San Francisco California (who knows, maybe TUX likes trolly cars)-
and so on, if you prefer, have it be the windoz logo, I dont give a shit
at this point.
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CeeJay wrote:
> 
> > >> what I should put in it?
> > >
> > >Monkeys. Monkeys are intrinisically funny.
> 
> An huge number of Monkeys coding the OS core for microsoft windows ( you know ..
> the chaos theory involving monkeys ;) )

I was wondering why there are a few banana boats always moored in
Seattle.
Guess the monkeys need to be fed.

joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> ASCII art 23 Nov 2001 22:10 · permalink · report

drsquare wrote:
> 
> On 20 Nov 2001 16:23:02 GMT, in alt.ascii-art,
>  (mik...@bluedwarf.spam.net (MJP)) wrote:
> 
> >On Tue, 20 Nov 2001 13:44:59 +0000, drsquare <now...@nowhere.co.uk> wrote:
> >
> >>On Tue, 20 Nov 2001 07:47:01 -0000, in alt.ascii-art,
> >> ("Sam Blanning" <enq...@nationalcoursingclub.freeserve.co.uk>) wrote:
> >>
> >>>"drsquare" <now...@nowhere.co.uk> wrote in message
> >>>news:9b8...@4ax.com...
> >>>> I'm into the next episode of Flatfish, so has anyone any requests as to
> >>>> what I should put in it?
> >>>
> >>>Monkeys. Monkeys are intrinisically funny.

>  And intrinsically difficult to draw.

Are monkeys more difficult to draw than humans???

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Dave Bird <dav...@xemu.demon.co.uk> ASCII art 24 Nov 2001 22:51 · permalink · report
In article<3BF...@xs4all.nl>, joris bellenger  writes:
>drsquare wrote:
>> 
>> On 20 Nov 2001 16:23:02 GMT, in alt.ascii-art,
>>  (mik...@bluedwarf.spam.net (MJP)) wrote:
>> 
>> >On Tue, 20 Nov 2001 13:44:59 +0000, drsquare <now...@nowhere.co.uk> wrote:
>> >
>> >>On Tue, 20 Nov 2001 07:47:01 -0000, in alt.ascii-art,
>> >> ("Sam Blanning" <enq...@nationalcoursingclub.freeserve.co.uk>) wrote:
>> >>
>> >>>"drsquare" <now...@nowhere.co.uk> wrote in message
>> >>>news:9b8...@4ax.com...
>> >>>> I'm into the next episode of Flatfish, so has anyone any requests as to
>> >>>> what I should put in it?
>> >>>
>> >>>Monkeys. Monkeys are intrinisically funny.
>
>>  And intrinsically difficult to draw.
>
>Are monkeys more difficult to draw than humans???

 I think the problem is that the things that make each chimpanzee
 an individual character,  which become very obvious to other chimps
 or to humans who spend time with chimps, are not "at our fingertips"
 as they are with other humans (or even our dogs and cats: Nika
 is clearly a well-obsereved individual or type, not just "every-cat").

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Andreas Freise <ad...@mpq.mpg.de> ASCII art 25 Nov 2001 02:22 · permalink · report
On Sat, 24 Nov 2001, Dave Bird wrote:
[...]
>  P.S.   anyone got   a SNEEZING SANTA CLAUS ?

Something like this?

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llizard <lli...@NOPOLLUTIONwildmail.com> ASCII art 25 Nov 2001 06:30 · permalink · report
In article
<Pin...@adfpc.amp.uni-hannover.de>,
Andreas Freise <ad...@mpq.mpg.de> wrote:
>
>On Sat, 24 Nov 2001, Dave Bird wrote:
>[...]
>>  P.S.   anyone got   a SNEEZING SANTA CLAUS ?
>
>Something like this?
>
>                         _________
>                  _________   _,.,-----''''---..
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>   ___________        _,'                           '-."+_
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>                                         / .:----'\___\ \_\ |/_/
>                              _.---.    ( :" _       ( `\ ( \_.\
>             __________      /      `--.'.==<      .  `G \.\`'/`.
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>   / / / ___/ __ \/ __ \/ __ \`---'_  _        \|'('||     ,-'.  
>  / / (__  ) / / / /_/ / /_/ /__    _/_)_     _,+'|.;'    /.:::. 
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Andreas, as always, wonderful!

Here is my try on a smaller scale and slightly less violent sneeze:

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Yes, I confess that I revised an earlier drawing:

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-llizard


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hannover.de>, Andreas Freise <ad...@mpq.mpg.de> writes:
>
>On Sat, 24 Nov 2001, Dave Bird wrote:
>[...]
>>  P.S.   anyone got   a SNEEZING SANTA CLAUS ?
>
>Something like this?

 OOOOOH! that's Excellent.

>
>                         _________
>                  _________   _,.,-----''''---..
>                         _,--'                  '-.. __
>   ___________        _,'                           '-."+_
>             .-"""+.-'                   .-       ___.'   \
>             L     )-.__               _/---"""""'      .-'\`\
>         __  `-..-'     """"---------""(____      ___.-'\ \\ \ \
>                                         / .:----'\___\ \_\ |/_/
>                              _.---.    ( :" _       ( `\ ( \_.\
>             __________      /      `--.'.==<      .  `G \.\`'/`.
>   ________   __  ______    (                      \_.--/ '/    |
>  /_  __/____/ /_  ____  ____\    _a8a._/_.---:-..`,+| '      ,' 
>   / / / ___/ __ \/ __ \/ __ \`---'_  _        \|'('||     ,-'.  
>  / / (__  ) / / / /_/ / /_/ /__    _/_)_     _,+'|.;'    /.:::. 
> /_/ /____/_/ /_/\____/\____/  _ _`-:-=_/`---;',/|\|'  ,-'.::::: 
>    _______                 ` _ -,/://:|/|_/.|,/++/\--'.:::::::'
>           _________    ` _\.,-';'),;//(_+:|:,_+.:'.::::::::::' 
>                     -   :./-;/'=\,;/.',|;|','/'/.:::::::::::'
>                       -,-/','/;|;,'//,,/|'/:/-.::::::::::::' 
>                   - : -/'/'/',';:/,|,//:+'|',:::::::::::::' 
>                     _.-,,/-//.=,'/:'|//+;-.::::::::::::::'
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>
>
>
>
>:)
>Andreas
>
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>

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Dave Bird <dav...@xemu.demon.co.uk> ASCII art 26 Nov 2001 11:15 · permalink · report
In article<Pin...@adfpc.amp.uni-
hannover.de>, Andreas Freise <ad...@mpq.mpg.de> writes:
>
>On Sat, 24 Nov 2001, Dave Bird wrote:
>[...]
>>  P.S.   anyone got   a SNEEZING SANTA CLAUS ?
>
>Something like this?
   (rediddled:) "The Big TISHOO!"
      
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        //////(:)____///_  /__..' ____\  ' _a8a._/_.---:-..`,+| '     ' 
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                            _.-,,/-//.=,'/:'|//+;-.::::::::::::::'
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 [In Britain, a magazine sold by homeless people is called
 "the Big Issue"].

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'    (o\ /o) .::.  '  you ask why their money-grubbing ' xemu.demon.
'     \ " /  XEMU  '  killed  a woman  by  starvation? ' co.uk     '
'      '-'   ::::  ' - - - -http://www.lisatrust.net - ' ' ' ' ' ' '
'      :v:   \'''| '        BIGOT    BIGOT     BIGOT               '
'   ;;\:::/;;\/ /  '     OO  /       /         \               ?   '
'   ;;;;;;;;;BEER  '    (~~)      .00           @@-._           \  '
'   WithAKick\/    '   (    )    (  =)         (O    )     ( ") (" )
' 'LikeAnHBomb ' ' ' '  ^^^^ ' ' ^^ ^^ ' ' ' '  ^^ ^^  ' '  "" ' ""
   see the famous frogs at http://members.home.net/bwarr1/Movie2.html

Dave Bird <dav...@xemu.demon.co.uk> ASCII art 27 Nov 2001 00:02 · permalink · report
In article<ZsC...@xemu.demon.co.uk>, Dave Bird
<dav...@xemu.demon.co.uk> writes:
>In article<Pin...@adfpc.amp.uni-
>hannover.de>, Andreas Freise <ad...@mpq.mpg.de> writes:

 (did I post this re-diddle yet?)


                               _________
                        _________   _,.,-----''''---..
                               _,--'                  '-.. __
         ___________        _,'                           '-."+_
                    .-"""+.-'                   .-       ___.'   \
     _    _         L     )-.__               _/---"""""'      .-'\`\
    / /_ / /    __  `-/ /     """"---------""(____      ___.-'\ \\ \ \
   / __// /_  .'..'  / /    (:) __              / .:----'\___\ \_\ |/_|
  / /  / _  \/ ___/ /  '.  / /'   \    _.---.    ( :" _       ( `\ ( \.
 / /.-, / / / /_.  / .:) )/ / (:' /   /  .  `--.'.==<      .  `G \.\`'`
/____/_/_/_/\___/ /____.'/_/\_   /   ( :    '               \_.--/ '/ '
        //////(:)____///_  /__..' ____\  ' _a8a._/_.---:-..`,+| '     ' 
         /// /// ___/////\/::::\/::::\`---'_  _        \|'('||     ,-'.  
        /// //(__  )// ///:/_/:/:/_/:/__    _/_)_     _,+'|.;'    /.::: 
       /// ///____/// ///\::::/\::::/  _ _`-:-=_/`---;',/|\|'  ,-'.::::
          _______                 ` _ -,/://:|/|_/.|,/++/\--'.:::::::'
                 _________    ` _\.,-';'),;//(_+:|:,_+.:'.::::::::::' 
                           -   :./-;/'=\,;/.',|;|','/'/.:::::::::::'
                             -,-/','/;|;,'//,,/|'/:/-.::::::::::::' 
                         - : -/'/'/',';:/,|,//:+'|',:::::::::::::' 
                            _.-,,/-//.=,'/:'|//+;-.::::::::::::::'
                              /';_'-'/:/ ;'|-::::::::::::::::::' 
                          _+..::':::/:::::::::::::::::::::::::'
                         .:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::'
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                    .:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: 
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          |n|    (COMMANDER,  FIFTH INVADER FORCE)   ever existed               

"drsquare" <now...@nowhere.co.uk> wrote in message
news:s05...@4ax.com...
> >you haven't caught the plot in many SciFi movies, have you
>
> I'm not doing a scifi filim.

Since when was a talking flatfish a probable natural occurence ?

If it's not scifi then what ?

On Thu, 29 Nov 2001 22:28:50 +0100, "CeeJay" <use...@ceejay.cjb.NOSPAMnet> tried
to confuse everyone with this message:

>
>"drsquare" <now...@nowhere.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:s05...@4ax.com...
>> >you haven't caught the plot in many SciFi movies, have you
>>
>> I'm not doing a scifi filim.
>
>Since when was a talking flatfish a probable natural occurence ?
>
>If it's not scifi then what ?

It's PLAIN fi.

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GRUE@|And to auoide tediouse repetition of these woordes: is equalle to:
MAIL|I will sette as I doe often in woorke use, a paire of paralleles of
RU|one lengthe, thus ===, bicause noe .2. thynges, can be moare equalle.
GRUE.FREESERVERS.COM|Robert Recorde,"The Whetstone of Witte',1557.[4*72]

> >> I'm not doing a scifi filim.
> >
> >Since when was a talking flatfish a probable natural occurence ?
> >
> >If it's not scifi then what ?
>
> It's PLAIN fi.

Hmm I guess you're right .. the sci part isn't really fiction , but can be done
today.

GreyCloud <mis...@cumulus.com> wrote in message news:<3BF...@cumulus.com>...
> drsquare wrote:
> > 
> > I'm into the next episode of Flatfish, so has anyone any requests as to
> > what I should put in it?
> 
> You need to put in a Tyrantosaurus Max eating wintrolls alive.

Either that or a T.Max burying someone under heaps of verbiage :-)

-Ed

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