Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 9 Dec 1999.
WHAT I WANT FOR XMAS
alt.ascii-art
· 8 messages · 9 Dec 1999 - 11 Dec 1999
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/\~()/()~//\ I want for christmas. I just
\_ (_ _/ NEED one thing...."
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... A *NEW* M-113 armored personell carrier, of course.
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Jonathon R. Oglesbee
oglesbee@
mail.fullnet.net
JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote in message news:385001aa@206.103.97.91... > > __..\/ > /\ \ \\ "Bein' a normal-kinda guy, there > /_/\_.___\ aren't any surprises in what > /\~()/()~//\ I want for christmas. I just > \_ (_ _/ NEED one thing...." > \ //\\ / __ > __/\ __ /\__ (\(((\ > / \ \ / / \ \___/ > / \/\/\/ \ / / > / \../ \/ / > | | \/ __\ / > | | o \_____/ __..--jro > | | o |__..--"" > | | o | > | |___/\____| > __..--\___| | > \ | | | > `-| | | > > > > ___ > =----==[___|] > ____ || _.=..=._ _ _ > _[____]\\_\______/_____/|\_/|\__ > [)/ | > / | > / | > /.____..____..____..____..____..___.| > |\_:_______________________________:__\ > ____\(o) () .. () .. () .. () .. () .(o)|_________jro_____ > ".`.__.'`.__.'`.__.'`.__.'`.__.'.-" > """""""""""""""""""""""""""""" > > > ... A *NEW* M-113 armored personell carrier, of course. > snip of lovely woman... I cannot believe you never got a carrier...we are on our 3rd one here. all terrain-er Prudence
On Thu, 9 Dec 1999, JRO wrote: > > __..\/ > /\ \ \\ "Bein' a normal-kinda guy, there > /_/\_.___\ aren't any surprises in what > /\~()/()~//\ I want for christmas. I just > \_ (_ _/ NEED one thing...." > \ //\\ / __ > __/\ __ /\__ (\(((\ > / \ \ / / \ \___/ > / \/\/\/ \ / / > / \../ \/ / > | | \/ __\ / > | | o \_____/ __..--jro > | | o |__..--"" > | | o | > | |___/\____| > __..--\___| | > \ | | | > `-| | | > > ___ > =----==[___|] > ____ || _.=..=._ _ _ > _[____]\\_\______/_____/|\_/|\__ > [)/ | > / | > / | > /.____..____..____..____..____..___.| > |\_:_______________________________:__\ > ____\(o) () .. () .. () .. () .. () .(o)|_________jro_____ > ".`.__.'`.__.'`.__.'`.__.'`.__.'.-" > """""""""""""""""""""""""""""" > > ... A *NEW* M-113 armored personell carrier, of course. > > __..\/ > /\ \ \\ "Nothing ever works out for ME, > /_/\_.___\ though. Every year, I end up with > /\\~()\()~/\ the same old thing. The gift wrap > \_ _) _/ is usually even the same!" > \ //\\/ > /))) __/\ __ /\__ (((\ > / |/) / \ \ / / \ (\| \ > \___/ / \/\/\/ \ \___/ > \ \/ \../ \/ / > \ / \/ __ \ / > \ /| o |\ / > \__/ | o | \__/ > | o | > JRO > > _.....__ > .'".-' '-.`-. > ; .' .-''-..-'.`. > .'.' .'.'.'.''-..' `. > ..' .'.-''. '. ' .' . > .'.-''..')\ '. '.'-. .' . > '.' .'.'-' `-.____.-.' .'. > '. .'.'. `-- --' .'.'.'. > .`. .' .'. `--' `--' .'.'.'. > .'' '.'.'. ..'.'.'. > `.'.'.'.'. ` ' .'.'.'.'. > `.'.'.'.'. `.-.-.' .'.'.'.'.' > `-.'.'.'. `---' ..' .'.-' > .-'`-..__'. .__..-'' > .`. `. -. `-.__.-'. > .' `. `. .- `~--..._ > . `. `. `-- `. > . `. `. `. > . __`. `. ___ . > . .'.-' `-. ; .-' `-.. . > . . ; `-.-.-' ;`. . > . . `. : : .' . . > . . .'`--....-':`-';`-....--'_ . . > . `. `._.' .; `. .' `. . . > . .' `._ _.' `. `. `._.' .' . > . . . """"" `. `.__ _.' . > . -.. . `. `."" . . > . '. ' `. `. . . > . . ' `. ; ..-' . > . . . `. ; . . > . . . ` . . > . . . . . . jro > > > __. > \|.-' \\ "See what I mean?" > / . _/ () > |` /\~()_) > \\ \_ //\ > \ | _/ /) > __\/ (___ (\///\ > / \ \ / / \ \___/ > / \/\/\/ \ / / > / | \../ | \/ / jro > > GASP! And you're COMPLAINING??? Some fellas only get ties, year after year. :-)) *:.S.:*:.E.:*:.A.:*:.S.:*:.O.:*:.N.:*:.S.:* * * * Geraldine Jones**we9...@victoria.tc.ca * * * *.:*:.W.:*:.I.:*:.S.:*:.H.:*:.E.:*:.S.:*:.*
Prudence <lo-...@erols.com-slamspam> wrote in message news:82pc0h$26l$1...@autumn.news.rcn.net... > > I cannot believe you never got a carrier...we are on our 3rd one > here. > > all terrain-er > Prudence > I said a *NEW* one. This old one only mounts a TOW missile launcher - useless in traffic. I need a new one, with an M-2 .50 cal on top, so I can get to work. 3, huh? Yah, it's a good model. For gas mileage and just all-round practicality, it beats a Bradley, hands down. I can see you're a practical-kinda girl. There's just no sense in going whole-hog for transportation, is there? JRO
Geraldine Jones <we9...@victoria.tc.ca> wrote in message news:Pine.GSO.3.95.iB1.0.991209184018.20575B-> > >GASP! And you're COMPLAINING??? Some fellas only get ties, year after > year. :-)) You're kidding... Well, I don't go in for those whips and chains and stuff. Nobody's ever tied ME up, for long. JRO
JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote in message news:385001aa@206.103.97.91... > > __..\/ > /\ \ \\ "Bein' a normal-kinda guy, there > /_/\_.___\ aren't any surprises in what > /\~()/()~//\ I want for christmas. I just > \_ (_ _/ NEED one thing...." > \ //\\ / __ > __/\ __ /\__ (\(((\ > / \ \ / / \ \___/ > / \/\/\/ \ / / > / \../ \/ / > | | \/ __\ / > | | o \_____/ __..--jro > | | o |__..--"" > | | o | > | |___/\____| > __..--\___| | > \ | | | > `-| | | > > > > ___ > =----==[___|] > ____ || _.=..=._ _ _ > _[____]\\_\______/_____/|\_/|\__ > [)/ | > / | > / | > /.____..____..____..____..____..___.| > |\_:_______________________________:__\ > ____\(o) () .. () .. () .. () .. () .(o)|_________jro_____ > ".`.__.'`.__.'`.__.'`.__.'`.__.'.-" > """""""""""""""""""""""""""""" > > > ... A *NEW* M-113 armored personell carrier, of course. > > > > > __..\/ > /\ \ \\ "Nothing ever works out for ME, > /_/\_.___\ though. Every year, I end up with > /\\~()\()~/\ the same old thing. The gift wrap > \_ _) _/ is usually even the same!" > \ //\\/ > /))) __/\ __ /\__ (((\ > / |/) / \ \ / / \ (\| \ > \___/ / \/\/\/ \ \___/ > \ \/ \../ \/ / > \ / \/ __ \ / > \ /| o |\ / > \__/ | o | \__/ > | o | > JRO > > > > _.....__ > .'".-' '-.`-. > ; .' .-''-..-'.`. > .'.' .'.'.'.''-..' `. > ..' .'.-''. '. ' .' . > .'.-''..')\ '. '.'-. .' . > '.' .'.'-' `-.____.-.' .'. > '. .'.'. `-- --' .'.'.'. > .`. .' .'. `--' `--' .'.'.'. > .'' '.'.'. ..'.'.'. > `.'.'.'.'. ` ' .'.'.'.'. > `.'.'.'.'. `.-.-.' .'.'.'.'.' > `-.'.'.'. `---' ..' .'.-' > .-'`-..__'. .__..-'' > .`. `. -. `-.__.-'. > .' `. `. .- `~--..._ > . `. `. `-- `. > . `. `. `. > . __`. `. ___ . > . .'.-' `-. ; .-' `-.. . > . . ; `-.-.-' ;`. . > . . `. : : .' . . > . . .'`--....-':`-';`-....--'_ . . > . `. `._.' .; `. .' `. . . > . .' `._ _.' `. `. `._.' .' . > . . . """"" `. `.__ _.' . > . -.. . `. `."" . . > . '. ' `. `. . . > . . ' `. ; ..-' . > . . . `. ; . . > . . . ` . . > . . . . . . jro > > > > > > > > __. > \|.-' \\ "See what I mean?" > / . _/ () > |` /\~()_) > \\ \_ //\ > \ | _/ /) > __\/ (___ (\///\ > / \ \ / / \ \___/ > / \/\/\/ \ / / > / | \../ | \/ / jro > > > > > Jonathon R. Oglesbee > oglesbee@ > mail.fullnet.net > > > Don't look a gift boob in the...oh nevermind... LOL Sherry !!! !!! HHH_+++++_HHH |~|x-x-x-x|~| | |x!|||!x| | She...@onecliq.net ~ "^~/ \^"^ ~ http://www.mirc-rainbow.com/sher/
Sherry Stowers <She...@cybalink.com> wrote in message news:385...@news.accessus.net... > > Don't look a gift boob in the...oh nevermind... > LOL > Sherry Well... of course I'm gonna examine a gift breast. I mean... you gotta examine the things. It would be rude, not to. JRO
Shouldn't that be "Never look a gift whore in the mouse"?
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