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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 9 Dec 1999.
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WHAT I WANT FOR XMAS

WHAT I WANT FOR XMAS

alt.ascii-art · 8 messages · 9 Dec 1999 - 11 Dec 1999
JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> ASCII art 9 Dec 1999 00:00 · permalink
                __..\/
               /\ \  \\   "Bein' a normal-kinda guy, there
              /_/\_.___\     aren't any surprises in what
             /\~()/()~//\      I want for christmas. I just
             \_  (_    _/         NEED one thing...."
               \ //\\ /        __
             __/\ __ /\__   (\(((\
            /  \ \  / /  \   \___/
           /    \/\/\/    \  /   /
          /      \../      \/   /
          |   |   \/ __\       /
          |   |   o     \_____/  __..--jro
          |   |   o     |__..--""
          |   |   o     |
          |   |___/\____|
    __..--\___|         |
           \  |    |    |
            `-|    |    |



              ___
      =----==[___|]
          ____ || _.=..=._      _   _
        _[____]\\_\______/_____/|\_/|\__
     [)/                                |
      /                                 |
     /                                  |
    /.____..____..____..____..____..___.|
   |\_:_______________________________:__\
____\(o) () .. () .. () .. () .. () .(o)|_________jro_____
     ".`.__.'`.__.'`.__.'`.__.'`.__.'.-"
       """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""


... A  *NEW* M-113 armored personell carrier, of course.




                __..\/
               /\ \  \\    "Nothing ever works out for ME,
              /_/\_.___\     though. Every year, I end up with
             /\\~()\()~/\     the same old thing. The gift wrap
             \_    _)  _/       is usually even the same!"
               \  //\\/
     /)))    __/\ __ /\__    (((\
    /  |/)  /  \ \  / /  \  (\|  \
    \___/  /    \/\/\/    \  \___/
     \   \/      \../      \/   /
      \      /    \/ __ \      /
       \    /|     o    |\    /
        \__/ |     o    | \__/
             |     o    |
                           JRO



                        _.....__
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                .'.-''..')\ '. '.'-. .' .
               '.' .'.'-'  `-.____.-.' .'.
              '. .'.'.  `--     --'  .'.'.'.
            .`. .' .'.  `--'   `--'  .'.'.'.
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            `.'.'.'.'.      ` '      .'.'.'.'.
             `.'.'.'.'.   `.-.-.'   .'.'.'.'.'
               `-.'.'.'.   `---'   ..' .'.-'
               .-'`-..__'.        .__..-''
             .`.    `. -. `-.__.-'.
           .'   `.    `.        .- `~--..._
          .       `.    `.  `--            `.
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     .       . .                        .    .       .    jro







          __.
     \|.-'  \\      "See what I mean?"
     /  .  _/ ()
     |`  /\~()_)
     \\  \_  //\
      \  |    _/        /)
      __\/   (___    (\///\
     /  \ \  / / \    \___/
    /    \/\/\/   \  /   /
   /   |  \../ |   \/   /   jro




Jonathon R. Oglesbee
oglesbee@
       mail.fullnet.net

JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote in message
news:385001aa@206.103.97.91...
>
>                 __..\/
>                /\ \  \\   "Bein' a normal-kinda guy, there
>               /_/\_.___\     aren't any surprises in what
>              /\~()/()~//\      I want for christmas. I just
>              \_  (_    _/         NEED one thing...."
>                \ //\\ /        __
>              __/\ __ /\__   (\(((\
>             /  \ \  / /  \   \___/
>            /    \/\/\/    \  /   /
>           /      \../      \/   /
>           |   |   \/ __\       /
>           |   |   o     \_____/  __..--jro
>           |   |   o     |__..--""
>           |   |   o     |
>           |   |___/\____|
>     __..--\___|         |
>            \  |    |    |
>             `-|    |    |
>
>
>
>               ___
>       =----==[___|]
>           ____ || _.=..=._      _   _
>         _[____]\\_\______/_____/|\_/|\__
>      [)/                                |
>       /                                 |
>      /                                  |
>     /.____..____..____..____..____..___.|
>    |\_:_______________________________:__\
> ____\(o) () .. () .. () .. () .. () .(o)|_________jro_____
>      ".`.__.'`.__.'`.__.'`.__.'`.__.'.-"
>        """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>
>
> ... A  *NEW* M-113 armored personell carrier, of course.
>
snip of lovely woman...

I cannot believe you never got a carrier...we are on our 3rd one
here.

all terrain-er
Prudence

Geraldine Jones <we9...@victoria.tc.ca> ASCII art 9 Dec 1999 00:00 · permalink
On Thu, 9 Dec 1999, JRO wrote:
> 
>                 __..\/
>                /\ \  \\   "Bein' a normal-kinda guy, there
>               /_/\_.___\     aren't any surprises in what
>              /\~()/()~//\      I want for christmas. I just
>              \_  (_    _/         NEED one thing...."
>                \ //\\ /        __
>              __/\ __ /\__   (\(((\
>             /  \ \  / /  \   \___/
>            /    \/\/\/    \  /   /
>           /      \../      \/   /
>           |   |   \/ __\       /
>           |   |   o     \_____/  __..--jro
>           |   |   o     |__..--""
>           |   |   o     |
>           |   |___/\____|
>     __..--\___|         |
>            \  |    |    |
>             `-|    |    |
> 
>               ___
>       =----==[___|]
>           ____ || _.=..=._      _   _
>         _[____]\\_\______/_____/|\_/|\__
>      [)/                                |
>       /                                 |
>      /                                  |
>     /.____..____..____..____..____..___.|
>    |\_:_______________________________:__\
> ____\(o) () .. () .. () .. () .. () .(o)|_________jro_____
>      ".`.__.'`.__.'`.__.'`.__.'`.__.'.-"
>        """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""
> 
> ... A  *NEW* M-113 armored personell carrier, of course.
> 
>                 __..\/
>                /\ \  \\    "Nothing ever works out for ME,
>               /_/\_.___\     though. Every year, I end up with
>              /\\~()\()~/\     the same old thing. The gift wrap
>              \_    _)  _/       is usually even the same!"
>                \  //\\/
>      /)))    __/\ __ /\__    (((\
>     /  |/)  /  \ \  / /  \  (\|  \
>     \___/  /    \/\/\/    \  \___/
>      \   \/      \../      \/   /
>       \      /    \/ __ \      /
>        \    /|     o    |\    /
>         \__/ |     o    | \__/
>              |     o    |
>                            JRO
> 
>                         _.....__
>                      .'".-'  '-.`-.
>                     ; .' .-''-..-'.`.
>                   .'.' .'.'.'.''-..' `.
>                  ..' .'.-''. '.  '  .' .
>                 .'.-''..')\ '. '.'-. .' .
>                '.' .'.'-'  `-.____.-.' .'.
>               '. .'.'.  `--     --'  .'.'.'.
>             .`. .' .'.  `--'   `--'  .'.'.'.
>             .''  '.'.'.              ..'.'.'.
>             `.'.'.'.'.      ` '      .'.'.'.'.
>              `.'.'.'.'.   `.-.-.'   .'.'.'.'.'
>                `-.'.'.'.   `---'   ..' .'.-'
>                .-'`-..__'.        .__..-''
>              .`.    `. -. `-.__.-'.
>            .'   `.    `.        .- `~--..._
>           .       `.    `.  `--            `.
>          .          `.    `.                 `.
>         .           __`.    `.      ___        .
>        .       .'.-'   `-.    ;  .-'   `-..     .
>       .       . ;         `-.-.-'         ;`.    .
>      .       .  `.         :   :         .'  .    .
>     .        .  .'`--....-':`-';`-....--'_    .    .
>    .         `. `._.'     .;    `.     .' `.  .     .
>   .        .'  `._     _.'  `.    `.   `._.' .'      .
>  .        .    .  """""       `.    `.__  _.'         .
> .     -..      .                `.    `.""   .         .
> .       '.     '                  `.    `.    .         .
>  .        .    '                    `.   ;     ..-'     .
>   .        .   .                      `. ;     .       .
>     .       .  .                        `     .       .
>      .       . .                        .    .       .    jro
> 
> 
>           __.
>      \|.-'  \\      "See what I mean?"
>      /  .  _/ ()
>      |`  /\~()_)
>      \\  \_  //\
>       \  |    _/        /)
>       __\/   (___    (\///\
>      /  \ \  / / \    \___/
>     /    \/\/\/   \  /   /
>    /   |  \../ |   \/   /   jro
> 
> 

GASP!  And you're COMPLAINING???  Some fellas only get ties, year after
year.  :-))

   *:.S.:*:.E.:*:.A.:*:.S.:*:.O.:*:.N.:*:.S.:*
    *                                       *
    * Geraldine Jones**we9...@victoria.tc.ca *                                   
    *                                       *
   *.:*:.W.:*:.I.:*:.S.:*:.H.:*:.E.:*:.S.:*:.*

Prudence <lo-...@erols.com-slamspam> wrote in message news:82pc0h$26l$1...@autumn.news.rcn.net...
>
> I cannot believe you never got a carrier...we are on our 3rd one
> here.
>
> all terrain-er
> Prudence
>

I said a *NEW* one. This old one only mounts a TOW missile launcher - useless in
traffic. I need a new one, with an M-2 .50 cal on top, so I can get to work.

3, huh? Yah, it's a good model. For gas mileage and just all-round practicality,
it beats a Bradley, hands down. I can see you're a practical-kinda girl. There's
just no sense in going whole-hog for transportation, is there?


JRO

Geraldine Jones <we9...@victoria.tc.ca> wrote in message news:Pine.GSO.3.95.iB1.0.991209184018.20575B->
>
>GASP!  And you're COMPLAINING???  Some fellas only get ties, year after
> year.  :-))


You're kidding... Well, I don't go in for those whips and chains and stuff.
Nobody's ever tied ME up, for long.

JRO

Sherry Stowers <She...@cybalink.com> ASCII art 9 Dec 1999 00:00 · permalink
JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote in message
news:385001aa@206.103.97.91...
>
>                 __..\/
>                /\ \  \\   "Bein' a normal-kinda guy, there
>               /_/\_.___\     aren't any surprises in what
>              /\~()/()~//\      I want for christmas. I just
>              \_  (_    _/         NEED one thing...."
>                \ //\\ /        __
>              __/\ __ /\__   (\(((\
>             /  \ \  / /  \   \___/
>            /    \/\/\/    \  /   /
>           /      \../      \/   /
>           |   |   \/ __\       /
>           |   |   o     \_____/  __..--jro
>           |   |   o     |__..--""
>           |   |   o     |
>           |   |___/\____|
>     __..--\___|         |
>            \  |    |    |
>             `-|    |    |
>
>
>
>               ___
>       =----==[___|]
>           ____ || _.=..=._      _   _
>         _[____]\\_\______/_____/|\_/|\__
>      [)/                                |
>       /                                 |
>      /                                  |
>     /.____..____..____..____..____..___.|
>    |\_:_______________________________:__\
> ____\(o) () .. () .. () .. () .. () .(o)|_________jro_____
>      ".`.__.'`.__.'`.__.'`.__.'`.__.'.-"
>        """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>
>
> ... A  *NEW* M-113 armored personell carrier, of course.
>
>
>
>
>                 __..\/
>                /\ \  \\    "Nothing ever works out for ME,
>               /_/\_.___\     though. Every year, I end up with
>              /\\~()\()~/\     the same old thing. The gift wrap
>              \_    _)  _/       is usually even the same!"
>                \  //\\/
>      /)))    __/\ __ /\__    (((\
>     /  |/)  /  \ \  / /  \  (\|  \
>     \___/  /    \/\/\/    \  \___/
>      \   \/      \../      \/   /
>       \      /    \/ __ \      /
>        \    /|     o    |\    /
>         \__/ |     o    | \__/
>              |     o    |
>                            JRO
>
>
>
>                         _.....__
>                      .'".-'  '-.`-.
>                     ; .' .-''-..-'.`.
>                   .'.' .'.'.'.''-..' `.
>                  ..' .'.-''. '.  '  .' .
>                 .'.-''..')\ '. '.'-. .' .
>                '.' .'.'-'  `-.____.-.' .'.
>               '. .'.'.  `--     --'  .'.'.'.
>             .`. .' .'.  `--'   `--'  .'.'.'.
>             .''  '.'.'.              ..'.'.'.
>             `.'.'.'.'.      ` '      .'.'.'.'.
>              `.'.'.'.'.   `.-.-.'   .'.'.'.'.'
>                `-.'.'.'.   `---'   ..' .'.-'
>                .-'`-..__'.        .__..-''
>              .`.    `. -. `-.__.-'.
>            .'   `.    `.        .- `~--..._
>           .       `.    `.  `--            `.
>          .          `.    `.                 `.
>         .           __`.    `.      ___        .
>        .       .'.-'   `-.    ;  .-'   `-..     .
>       .       . ;         `-.-.-'         ;`.    .
>      .       .  `.         :   :         .'  .    .
>     .        .  .'`--....-':`-';`-....--'_    .    .
>    .         `. `._.'     .;    `.     .' `.  .     .
>   .        .'  `._     _.'  `.    `.   `._.' .'      .
>  .        .    .  """""       `.    `.__  _.'         .
> .     -..      .                `.    `.""   .         .
> .       '.     '                  `.    `.    .         .
>  .        .    '                    `.   ;     ..-'     .
>   .        .   .                      `. ;     .       .
>     .       .  .                        `     .       .
>      .       . .                        .    .       .    jro
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>           __.
>      \|.-'  \\      "See what I mean?"
>      /  .  _/ ()
>      |`  /\~()_)
>      \\  \_  //\
>       \  |    _/        /)
>       __\/   (___    (\///\
>      /  \ \  / / \    \___/
>     /    \/\/\/   \  /   /
>    /   |  \../ |   \/   /   jro
>
>
>
>
> Jonathon R. Oglesbee
> oglesbee@
>        mail.fullnet.net
>
>
>

Don't look a gift boob in the...oh nevermind...
LOL
Sherry

!!!       !!!
HHH_+++++_HHH
|~|x-x-x-x|~|
| |x!|||!x| | She...@onecliq.net
~ "^~/ \^"^ ~
   http://www.mirc-rainbow.com/sher/

Sherry Stowers <She...@cybalink.com> wrote in message news:385...@news.accessus.net...
>
> Don't look a gift boob in the...oh nevermind...
> LOL
> Sherry

Well... of course I'm gonna examine a gift breast. I mean... you gotta
examine the things. It would be rude, not to.

JRO

Shouldn't that be "Never look a gift whore in the mouse"?


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