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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 16 Nov 1996.
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Rissoles

Rissoles

alt.ascii-art · 1 message · 16 Nov 1996
Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> ASCII art 16 Nov 1996 00:00 · raw headers · report 

Blackboard sign outside butcher's shop...


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A lady customer went in to the shop and asked for $2 worth of Pissoles !


The butcher said " Pissoles ? "


" Yes, that's what it says on your blackboard - Pissoles 20 cents each. "


The butcher had a look..." OK, the kids have been around and rubbed out
out part of the first letter...that should be an R not a P "


" That's alright " said the lady " I'll have $2 worth of Arseholes then ! "


Bye,

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