Rissoles
From Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz>
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· 16 Nov 1996 00:00 · View full thread
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Blackboard sign outside butcher's shop...
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A lady customer went in to the shop and asked for $2 worth of Pissoles !
The butcher said " Pissoles ? "
" Yes, that's what it says on your blackboard - Pissoles 20 cents each. "
The butcher had a look..." OK, the kids have been around and rubbed out
out part of the first letter...that should be an R not a P "
" That's alright " said the lady " I'll have $2 worth of Arseholes then ! "
Bye,
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