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· 22 messages · 10 Nov 2002 - 12 Nov 2002
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_.--- CyberNerdX spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ > | . * . | |#| > |--|BLINK|--| |#| > | | 182 | | |#| Next time can you pick a band where the people can play guitar? They couldn't play when they where "Blink" back in high school and they can't play now despite 8 years of practice. And can some one explain to me why they are so popular? I remember walking into a music store a mall one day a four years ago and seeing this huge Blink 182 display and doing a "WTF? When did they get signed?" '---...____ Faux_Pseudo ________________...---~~~ -- ICQ=66618055 : (Now Playing) http://asciipr0n.com/fp updated=10/30 YIM=faux_pseudo : Rev: all_Anniversary_Edition_-_10_One_Of_My_Turns.mp3 I am the need you: Now: -_early_singles_-_02_candy_and_a_current_bun.mp3 have for more : Fwd: e/Pink_Floyd_-_Pulse_-_11_Wish_You_Were_Here.mp3
what the f*ck is ur problem, what type of music do u like, do u even play guitar?
"CyberNerdX" <cyb...@cs.com> wrote in message news:200...@mb-ma.news.cs.com... > what the f*ck is ur problem, what type of music do u like, do u even play > guitar? If you're going to start crying when someone bursts your 'Blink 182 are the greatest!' bubble, could you at least quote what made you so upset? I remember arguments like that in the primary school playground, incidentally. "They do play their own instruments/write their own songs!" "They so don't!" "They do!" "They don't!" "DO DO DO DO WAAAAHHH!"
_.--- CyberNerdX spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ > what the f*ck is ur problem, Blink 182. I thought I made that obvious. > what type of music do u like, Well here is a list of what I have. You will not that there are some real "punk" bands listed in here and that Blink 182 isn't listed. aerosmith alanis_morissette alice_n_chains amazing_grace____royal_scots_dragoon_guards anthrax anti_flag antonio_di_vivaldi artie_shaw arturo_benedete_michelangeli babes_in_toy_land bad_brains barenaked_ladies barrett beck beethoven belly bill_hicks bjork black_flag black_sabbath blur bowie bungle carlin ccr chopin clash comedy concret_blond connolly cooper cult cure death_angel deftopnes doors dr_domento drone_theory duran_duran elastica faith_no_more fatboy_slim fear_factory funk garbage gorillaz griffith guns_n_roses gwar hair_bands hendrix hendry hum instramental inxs iron_maiden izzard johnny_cash joy_division junk kittie kmfdm korn living_color lords_of_acid marilyn_manson matalica mc_hawking michelangeli mikhail_pletnev miller ministry misc misfits moby monty_python moterhead mozart music_vids nefilim neil_diamond nin nirvana no_coracao_dos_deuses ozzy paul_simon pearl_jam pink_floyd pletnev portis_head powerman5000 primus prince prodigy pryor radio_head rammstein ramones robin_williams rockie rollins rugburns sacred_reich sam_kinison santana sepultura sex_pistols slayer smashing_pumpkins social_d sonic_youth soundgarden south_park spoken_word strokes suicidal tchaikovsky tool track_whore type_O u2 unsorted voodoo_daddy weezer weird_al wipers zwan > do u even play guitar? One does not have to play an instrument in order to figure out if someone else isn't very good at it. '---...____ Faux_Pseudo ________________...---~~~ -- ICQ=66618055 : (Now Playing) http://asciipr0n.com/fp updated=10/30 YIM=faux_pseudo : Rev: agility_tour_2000/01_-_Pinion_&_Terrible_Lie.mp3 Don't pet the : Now: demo-remix/09_-_Head_Like_A_Hole_(Flood_Mix).mp3 sweaty things. : Fwd: /nin/demo-remix/10_-_Sin_(DJ_Edit).mp3
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.-()-. Pewnego dnia, za siedmioma g�rami i siedmioma rzekami
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:> what type of music do u like,
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: Well here is a list of what I have. You will not that there are some
: real "punk" bands listed in here and that Blink 182 isn't listed.
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: rammstein
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You should [;)] try hammerfall, stratovarius, cradle of filth, dimmu borgir,
helloween, manowar (!), thatre of tragedy... :)
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well u like a lot of my fav bands especially the ramones and sex pistols, a also love aero smith and anti flag
_.--- Marcin Glinski spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ > ^@@^ > .-()-. Pewnego dnia, za siedmioma g�rami i siedmioma rzekami > \)__(/ Faux_Pseudo przem�wi�(a) ludzkim g�osem: > > >:> what type of music do u like, >: >: Well here is a list of what I have. You will not that there are some >: real "punk" bands listed in here and that Blink 182 isn't listed. >: >: black_sabbath >: iron_maiden >: marilyn_manson >: rammstein >: slayer > > You should [;)] try Will do. [*mp3*, *celebrities*, *obituaries*, *news*] [music good] Score:: =9998 % to try out Subject: hammerfall Subject: stratovarius Subject: cradle.?of.?filth Subject: dimmu.?borgir Subject: helloween Subject: manowa Subject: thatre.?of.?tragedy Obascii: Which I have been flaking on lately: n ______n........... O/ / / n::F_P:::::::. \_/_/_/u::::::::::::' u " '---...____ Faux_Pseudo ________________...---~~~ -- ICQ=66618055 : (Now Playing) http://asciipr0n.com/fp updated=10/30 YIM=faux_pseudo : Rev: /nin/unsorted/virii-thefragile(endangered).mp3 No one beneath : Now: /nin/demo-remix/07_-_Supernaut_(Original).mp3 can offend you : Fwd: _the_spiral/01-Piggy_Nothing_Can_Stop_Me_Now.mp3
_.--- CyberNerdX spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ > well u like a lot of my fav bands especially the ramones and sex pistols, a > also love aero smith and anti flag Well at least we agree on some things. Obascii: __ / \--..____ \ \ \-----,,,.. \ \ \ \--,,.. \ \ \ \ ,' \ \ \ \ ``.. \ \ \ \-'' \ \ \__,,--''' \ \ \. \ \ ,/ \ \__..- \ \ \ \ \ \ :F_P: \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ '---...____ Faux_Pseudo ________________...---~~~ -- ICQ=66618055 : (Now Playing) http://asciipr0n.com/fp updated=10/30 YIM=faux_pseudo : Rev: /nin/demo-remix/07_-_Supernaut_(Original).mp3 Sleeps well : Now: _the_spiral/01-Piggy_Nothing_Can_Stop_Me_Now.mp3 with others. : Fwd: /nin/02_pretty_hate_machine/07-Sin.mp3
but if u like the ramones then ur fine by me
_.--- CyberNerdX spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._
> but if u like the ramones then ur fine by me
Well, I do live to please you.
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"Faux_Pseudo" <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> wrote in message news:slrnastt0h.1vn.Faux_Pseudo@fugozi.cx1209071-a... > _.--- CyberNerdX spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ > -- > ICQ=6661%055 : (Now Playing) http://asciipr0n.com/fp updated=10/30 > YIM=faux_pseudo : Rev: 10-blues_from_the_lennox_avenue_suite_part_2.mp3 > I am the lover in: Now: /nin/quake/07-Damnation.mp3 > your bed : Fwd: pleasant_smell-rethought_by_reznor-12_rounds.mp3 Nice pic. You may be wondering why I snipped all but your sig. I'm just wondering... In your ICQ number the 8 is replaced by a %. I can see how this looks like an eight, and I'm wondering if it's intentional and if you've done it before. Didn't notice it if you did. -- par...@hotSPAMmail.com (Remove SPAM from the address when replying.) This concludes our drill. In the event of a real emergency I would have typed IN ALL CAPS!!!
_.--- JJ spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ > > "Faux_Pseudo" <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> wrote in message > news:slrnastt0h.1vn.Faux_Pseudo@fugozi.cx1209071-a... >> _.--- CyberNerdX spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ >> -- >> ICQ=6661%055 : (Now Playing) http://asciipr0n.com/fp updated=10/30 >> YIM=faux_pseudo : Rev: 10-blues_from_the_lennox_avenue_suite_part_2.mp3 >> I am the lover in: Now: /nin/quake/07-Damnation.mp3 >> your bed : Fwd: pleasant_smell-rethought_by_reznor-12_rounds.mp3 > > Nice pic. You may be wondering why I snipped all but your sig. I'm just wondering... > > In your ICQ number the 8 is replaced by a %. I can see how this looks like an eight, and Emacs got the best of me. I had done a search and replace on that pic becuse I didn't like the way the 8's in it where working so I did a quick change and the 8 in my sig got nailed by it. At one point the whole sig looked like this :::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: But undo is always there for me on those kinds of "damn, did I do that?". We can't win them all. > I'm wondering if it's intentional and if you've done it before. > Didn't notice it if you did. Nope. Just that one time. Its all better now. '---...____ Faux_Pseudo ________________...---~~~ -- ICQ=66618055 : (Now Playing) http://asciipr0n.com/fp updated=10/30 YIM=faux_pseudo : Rev: down_the_spiral/03-Self_Destruction_Part_Two.mp3 Life sucks, get a: Now: rtie_shaw/self_portrait_disc_3/18-the_hornet.mp3 helm and a sword : Fwd: /garbage/2.0/Garbage_-_Temptation_Waits.mp3
CyberNerdX wrote in message <200...@mb-ma.news.cs.com>... >what the f*ck is ur problem, what type of music do u like, do u even play >guitar? Check out John Petrucci from Dream Theater (http://www.dreamtheater.net; http://www.johnpetrucci.com). Some of the most diverse guitar playing on the planet comes from this man and from this band. The guitars can go from massively heavy-metal distorted guitars (headbanging, moshing (etc)) to melodic, sweet and harmonious within the space of a few moments. Also check Joe Satriani (http://www.satriani.com) and Steve Vai (http://www.vai.com). -- Graeme Porter -^-_ _ / [_][_]_:_ Proud owner of a 1978 /| _||_ v Pearl Fiberglass Shell kit | / \ | -=/=\\____//=\=jaa "I married Miss right, I just didn't know her first name was 'Always'" -- Anonymous
_.--- Anonymous spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ > Check out John Petrucci from Dream Theater (http://www.dreamtheater.net; > http://www.johnpetrucci.com). > > Some of the most diverse guitar playing on the planet comes from this man > and from this band. The guitars can go from massively heavy-metal distorted > guitars (headbanging, moshing (etc)) to melodic, sweet and harmonious within > the space of a few moments. Add in a horn section and you have Mr Bungle. '---...____ Faux_Pseudo ________________...---~~~ -- ICQ=66618055 : (Now Playing) http://asciipr0n.com/fp updated=10/30 YIM=faux_pseudo : Rev: portrait_disc_4/02-my_heart_belongs_to_daddy.mp3 Can I get that : Now: /nin/purest_feeling_ii_import/06_-_suck_ii.mp3 with cheese : Fwd: /artie_shaw/self_portrait_disc_3/06-evensong.mp3
Faux_Pseudo wrote in message ... > _.--- Anonymous spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ >> Check out John Petrucci from Dream Theater (http://www.dreamtheater.net; >> http://www.johnpetrucci.com). >> >> Some of the most diverse guitar playing on the planet comes from this man >> and from this band. The guitars can go from massively heavy-metal distorted >> guitars (headbanging, moshing (etc)) to melodic, sweet and harmonious within >> the space of a few moments. > >Add in a horn section and you have Mr Bungle. :oD Have you heard DT, then, Faux ? -- Graeme Porter -^-_ _ / [_][_]_:_ Proud owner of a 1978 /| _||_ v Pearl Fiberglass Shell kit | / \ | -=/=\\____//=\=jaa "I married Miss right, I just didn't know her first name was 'Always'" -- Anonymous
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Sorry, It should be Theatre of Tragedy :)
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"Faux_Pseudo" <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> wrote in message news:slrnasuamj.1vn.Faux_Pseudo@fugozi.cx1209071-a... > :::::::::::::::: > :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: > :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: > ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: > :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Yowzer. > Nope. Just that one time. Its all better now. Okie Doke. Thanks for clearin it up :) -- par...@hotSPAMmail.com (Remove SPAM from the address when replying.) This concludes our drill. In the event of a real emergency I would have typed IN ALL CAPS!!!
_.--- Anonymous spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ > > Have you heard DT, then, Faux ? Delirium Tremors? Not as a band. '---...____ Faux_Pseudo ________________...---~~~ -- ICQ=66618055 : (Now Playing) http://asciipr0n.com/fp updated=10/30 YIM=faux_pseudo : Rev: /nin/purest_feeling_ii_import/06_-_suck_ii.mp3 Death cannot stop: Now: nin/10_further_down_the_spiral/05-Hurt_Quiet.mp3 love, The IRS can: Fwd: /nin/purest_feeling_ii/04-Down_In_It-I.mp3
_.--- JJ spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ > > "Faux_Pseudo" <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> wrote in message > news:slrnasuamj.1vn.Faux_Pseudo@fugozi.cx1209071-a... >> :::::::::::::::: >> :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: >> :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: >> ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: >> :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: > Yowzer. A quick three taps on the keyboard fixed that right up. '---...____ Faux_Pseudo ________________...---~~~ -- ICQ=66618055 : (Now Playing) http://asciipr0n.com/fp updated=10/30 YIM=faux_pseudo : Rev: nin/10_further_down_the_spiral/05-Hurt_Quiet.mp3 Don't sweat the : Now: /nin/purest_feeling_ii/04-Down_In_It-I.mp3 petty things. : Fwd: /nin/17_and_all_that_could_have_been/10-Wish.mp3
Faux_Pseudo wrote in message ... > _.--- Anonymous spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ >> >> Have you heard DT, then, Faux ? > >Delirium Tremors? >Not as a band. Dream Theater, dude... -- Graeme Porter -^-_ _ / [_][_]_:_ Proud owner of a 1978 /| _||_ v Pearl Fiberglass Shell kit | / \ | -=/=\\____//=\=jaa "I married Miss right, I just didn't know her first name was 'Always'" -- Anonymous
_.--- Anonymous spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ > > Faux_Pseudo wrote in message ... >> _.--- Anonymous spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ >>> >>> Have you heard DT, then, Faux ? >> >>Delirium Tremors? >>Not as a band. > > Dream Theater, dude... Ha ha.. That worked better than I thought it would. Well at least I laughed. And thats what counts. No I hadn't heard them. There aren't many metal heads left in San Diego. In fact the only ones I have seen in the last month where people dressed up as metal heads for Halloween. But the Goth community has been nice enough to take me under their arm and give me a position of power. So any metal music I hear now is on my speakers and I depend on the kindness of strangers to tell me whats out there because I haven't listend to FM radio in about 11 years. ObAscii: ===== __J___L__ /::|---|::\ (::|o_o|::) :F_P: \::|___|::/ '---...____ Faux_Pseudo ________________...---~~~ /* disclaimer: I have never had the DTs but I have seen people going through them on two occasions. And no those weren't drinking buddies. */ -- ICQ=66618055 : (Now Playing) http://asciipr0n.com/fp updated=10/30 YIM=faux_pseudo : Rev: /moby/Moby_-_BodyRock_(dance_mix).mp3 Not all who : Now: yd_-_echoes_the_best_of_-_102_see_emily_play.mp3 wander are lost : Fwd: /pink_floyd/dark_side_of_the_moon/03-time.mp3
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