Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 27 Apr 1996.
Moneymaking URLS
alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 27 Apr 1996
Dear:
[ ] Clueless newbie [ ] Lamer [X ] No-Lifer
[ ] Me too'er [ ] Anti-Christ [ ] Geek
[X ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Mr/s. "Only A Test"
[X ] Make-money-schemer [ ] Freak [ ] Mr/s. "New-Revolution"
You are being flamed because:
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You're insulting the Big Man upstairs
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[X ] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "You all suck" message
[X ] You posted an off-topic solicitation
[ ] You are trying to solicit a money-making scheme
[ ] You suck
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
To repent, you must:
[ ] Apologize and never post again
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[X ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[X ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
In closing, I'd like to say:
[X ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[ ] Get a brain
[X ] Take your business propositions elsewhere
end flame
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