re: Moneymaking URLS

Dear:
  [  ] Clueless newbie       [  ] Lamer       [X ] No-Lifer
  [  ] Me too'er             [  ] Anti-Christ [  ] Geek
  [X ] Spammer               [  ] Nerd        [  ] Mr/s. "Only A Test"
  [X ] Make-money-schemer    [  ] Freak       [  ] Mr/s. "New-Revolution"

You are being flamed because:
  [  ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
  [  ] You're insulting the Big Man upstairs
  [  ] You continued a long, stupid thread
  [X ] You started an off-topic thread
  [  ] You posted a "You all suck" message
  [X ] You posted an off-topic solicitation
  [  ] You are trying to solicit a money-making scheme
  [  ] You suck
  [  ] I don't like your tone of voice

To repent, you must:
  [  ] Apologize and never post again
  [  ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
  [X ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
  [X ] Actually post something relevant
  [  ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month

In closing, I'd like to say:
  [X ] Get a life
  [  ] Never post again
  [  ] Get a brain
  [X ] Take your business propositions elsewhere

 end flame

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