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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 22 Nov 1998.
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font advice

font advice

alt.ascii-art · 9 messages · 22 Nov 1998 - 25 Nov 1998
Hilton Janfield <val...@bcgroup.net> ASCII art 22 Nov 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
> Also, I need a g string and a g spot.

A G spot? Barring the pleasure point reference, here's a little game..
hehehe

SPOT THE G!

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| | / o | |_| o ) | |_ -| v a l d u s @    ICQ: 7107014
 \_/|_|_|___|__/|___|___| bcgroup . net    Hilton Janfield

A message in a Japanese hotel room:
  "You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid"

llizard <lli...@iNOdirect.ca> ASCII art 23 Nov 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
In article <365...@roanoke.infi.net>, syadoz
<mea...@roanoke.infi.net> wrote:
> 
> Also, I need a g string

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  ejm //| |

Maybe you can take one off of Joan's bass. (She shouldn't mind. There's
already one string missing anyway...)

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Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> ASCII art 23 Nov 1998 00:00 · permalink · report

Hilton Janfield wrote:
> 
> > Also, I need a g string and a g spot.
> 
> A G spot? Barring the pleasure point reference, here's a little game..
> hehehe
> 
> SPOT THE G!
> 
> CBLUIOBDLOBDSKLICDKUODKUODUODKLCSLUI
> OSLIBDSLUIODSLUICODKLUCDSKLUIDLUCOKI
> BDSKLICDUICOBSUICOBDCODKUIODKUBSBLUI
> COBSLIODLUCBSLIODKISKLUIK OCDSLBLCBD
> ODKUCBSLIODKUCBSLIODKUCBSLIODKUCBSLI
> BDSKLICDUICOBSUICOBDCODKUIODKUBSBLUI
> CBLUIOBDLOBDSKLICDKUODKUODUODKLCSLUI
> 
"G" removed 

Is this a "real" puzzle?


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      <,' TIME TO DIE `.>Remove no.to.spam to reply

So Arnie has been "hospitalized"

Joe E. Ross and David Doyle have been picking up his mail
and feeding his cat.  What nice guys.

They have been coming over a lot to watch TV with me.

I am trying to get a  copy of the "Heckler's  Bozosutra".  I
have old copies, including the Readers' Digest abridged
versions for broadcast and basic.  I would like a premium
version this time.   Does anyone know where to get an
inexpensive used copy.

Also, I need a g string and a g spot.

Does anyone have any good recommendations for fonts.  Or
know a good download site so I don't have to reinvent
anything?  Or know someone who does?

Syadoz


Richard E. Nickle wrote:

>>[...]IT'S A COOKBOOK![...]MOLOKO VELOCET[...]CHAMBERMAID?....


I am not sure you got the cases right

Are you saying that the milk escapes from the cookbook or the chambermaid?

Richard E. Nickle <ric...@trystero.com> ASCII art 24 Nov 1998 00:00 · permalink · report

Hilton Janfield <val...@bcgroup.net> wrote in article
<365...@bcgroup.net>...
| > Also, I need a g string and a g spot.
| 
| A G spot? Barring the pleasure point reference, here's a little game..
| hehehe
| 
| SPOT THE G!
| 
| CBLUIOBDLOBDSKLICDKUODKUODUODKLCSLUI
| OSLIBDSLUIODSLUICODKLUCDSKLUIDLUCOKI
| BDSKLICDUICOBSUICOBDCODKUIODKUBSBLUI
| COBSLIODLUCBSLIODKISKLUIKGOCDSLBLCBD
| ODKUCBSLIODKUCBSLIODKUCBSLIODKUCBSLI
| BDSKLICDUICOBSUICOBDCODKUIODKUBSBLUI
| CBLUIOBDLOBDSKLICDKUODKUODUODKLCSLUI

IT'S A COOKBOOK!

|  _ _ ___ _   ___ _ _ ___
| | | / o | |_| o ) | |_ -| v a l d u s @    ICQ: 7107014
|  \_/|_|_|___|__/|___|___| bcgroup . net    Hilton Janfield

MOLOKO VELOCET
 
| A message in a Japanese hotel room:
|   "You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid"

CHAMBERMAID?  I HARDLY EVEN KNOW...

Hilton Janfield <val...@bcgroup.net> writes:
>> Also, I need a g string and a g spot.
>
>A G spot? Barring the pleasure point reference, here's a little game..
>hehehe
>
>SPOT THE G!

I'm sorry, Spot's still Not Allowed. Even if he's wearing a G-String.

Poor Spot!

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>OSLIBDSLUIODSLUICODKLUCDSKLUIDLUCOKI
>BDSKLICDUICOBSUICOBDCODKUIODKUBSBLUI
>COBSLIODLUCBSLIODKISKLUIKGOCDSLBLCBD
>ODKUCBSLIODKUCBSLIODKUCBSLIODKUCBSLI
>BDSKLICDUICOBSUICOBDCODKUIODKUBSBLUI
>CBLUIOBDLOBDSKLICDKUODKUODUODKLCSLUI

IBYM"DONSAKLAD" in the fifth row there. "Don Saklad, in the fifth row, by
three. Do I win?" And shouldn't that acronym spell out "COBOL"? Or at least
"COLOSSUS THE FORBYTE PROJECT"?

Dave "Poor home viewers! You have to cross your eyes _sideways_ to find the
 hidden floating G! And then they'll Freeze That Way!" DeLaney
-- 
\/David	DeLaney	db...@panacea.phys.utk.edu "It's not the pot that	grows the flower
It's not the clock that	slows the hour 	The definition's plain for anyone to see
Love is	all it takes to	make a family" - R&P. VISUALIZE	HAPPYNET VRbeable<BLINK>
http://panacea.phys.utk.edu/~dbd/ - net.legends	FAQ/ I WUV you in all CAPS! --K.

Spunk1111 <spu...@aol.comASCIIart> ASCII art 25 Nov 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
>Message-id: <73h0k8$rcm$1...@gaia.ns.utk.edu>

>I'm sorry, Spot's still Not Allowed. Even if he's wearing a G-String.
>
>Poor Spot!

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Martin Atkins <zne...@ovtsbbg.pbz> ASCII art 25 Nov 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
.----- On Sun, 22 Nov 1998 01:33:05 -0800, Hilton Janfield posted:
|> Also, I need a g string and a g spot.
|
|A G spot? Barring the pleasure point reference, here's a little game..
|hehehe
|
|SPOT THE G!
|
|CBLUIOBDLOBDSKLICDKUODKUODUODKLCSLUI
|OSLIBDSLUIODSLUICODKLUCDSKLUIDLUCOKI
|BDSKLICDUICOBSUICOBDCODKUIODKUBSBLUI
|COBSLIODLUCBSLIODKISKLUIKGOCDSLBLCBD
|ODKUCBSLIODKUCBSLIODKUCBSLIODKUCBSLI
|BDSKLICDUICOBSUICOBDCODKUIODKUBSBLUI
|CBLUIOBDLOBDSKLICDKUODKUODUODKLCSLUI
|
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