Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 23 Nov 2002.
THE DRUNKS
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· 3 messages · 23 Nov 2002 - 25 Nov 2002
THE DRUNKS____________________________________________________by JRO
| __________________________________________________________________ |
|| .-""-. ||
|| |-.__.-| ||
|| | | ||
|| "GLUG |______|___ ||
|| GLUG (_) ||.'\ ||
|| GLUG" (_)_____||.''\ ________________________ ||
|| /(_) (__/ ..``\ | Dog bites | DAILY RAG | ||
|| /// \_ _/ \ ' .`\ | man. |============| ||
|| /\\ || //\` . .\ | |105 dead in | ||
|| \_ //()\\ _\` `. \ |New reality| Nigeria | ||
|| \ ____ / \' . / |show called| | ||
|| _____/\______/\_/._'. / |"Bordello |IS Victoria | ||
|| _____/` ' \ \ ^ / /. '` /________| Survivor" |Secret show |__ ||
|| /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .``/ |_ | soft porn?_| ||
|| /. ' / `\_/ \_/`.'`'./ (__)e Another| (__) ||
|| /` . /' .` `.o. `. '. | (__)y" just a| Hussein (__) ||
|| _/. ` /`` . . . '`.' . ' |_________(__)nd flick,| looks for(__)__||
|| \` `.\. `. ` o . `' | | with ads | santuary. | ||
|| __\` .`\' .` . ` '. `'.` |__________|___________|____________|__ ||
|| \`. `\'`. ` o'. . ' ' | | @ | ||
|| \____\`. .' ` .' ` .| \_________________/ ||
|| /_ _ _\______________| /______|__|_______\ ||
|| ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ ||
|| /\_\_\_\ | / / / ||
|| ___/ / |__________/ / /___ ||
|| / ___ / ___ / jro | | / ||
||__________________________________________________________________||
| __________________________________________________________________ |
|| ||
|| "So how's the world today, Walter?" ||
|| / ||
|| / ||
|| __________ ________________________ ||
|| //////////\\ | Cat bites | DAILY RAG | ||
|| ////////// \\\ | man. |============| ||
|| /// __ __ \\\ | |105 dead in | ||
|| /|| (O| |(O ||\ |New reality| Nigeria | ||
|| \_ (__) _/ |show called| | ||
|| \ ///\\\ / |"Bordello |IS Victoria | ||
|| ____/\________/\____ | Survivor" |Secret show | ||
|| _____/` \ \ / /.'`\_________|_ | soft porn?_|__||
|| /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ (__)e Another| (__) ||
|| /. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__)y" just a| Hussein (__) ||
|| /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__)nd flick,| looks for(__) ||
|| _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____| with ads | santuary. |__||
|| \` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > |___________|____________| ||
|| __\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/________| |_____ ||
|| \`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ | ||
|| \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/ ||
|| /_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\ ||
|| ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ ||
|| /\_\_\_\ \ / / / ||
|| ___/ / |_________/ / /___ ||
|| / ___ / ___ / jro | | | ||
|| ||
||__________________________________________________________________||
| __________________________________________________________________ |
|| ||
|| "I'm afraid to say - Apparently, ||
|| discusing a newspaper article CAN ||
|| start a deadly riot, with an ||
|| IMPRESSIVE casualty count." ||
|| \ ||
|| __________ _______\________________ ||
|| //////////\\ | Man bites | DAILY RAG | ||
|| ////////// \\\ | dog. |============| ||
|| /// __ __ \\\ | |105 dead in | ||
|| /|| (O| |(O ||\ |New reality| Nigeria | ||
|| \_ (__) _/ |show called| | ||
|| \ ///\\\ / |"Bordello |IS Victoria | ||
|| ____/\________/\____ | Survivor" |Secret show | ||
|| _____/` \ \ / /.'`\_________|_ | soft porn?_|__||
|| /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ (__)e Another| (__) ||
|| /. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__)y" just a| Hussein (__) ||
|| /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__)nd flick,| looks for(__) ||
|| _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____| with ads | santuary. |__||
|| \` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > |___________|____________| ||
|| __\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/________| |_____ ||
|| \`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ | ||
|| \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/ ||
|| /_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\ ||
|| ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ ||
|| /\_\_\_\ \ / / / ||
|| ___/ / |_________/ / /___ ||
|| / ___ / ___ / jro | | | ||
|| ||
||__________________________________________________________________||
| __________________________________________________________________ |
|| ||
|| "Seems I heard something about that. ||
|| I didn't realize so many people could ||
|| actually READ, in a country like that." ||
|| / ||
|| __________ _____ "GLUG ||
|| //////////\\ \ \ GLUG ||
|| ////////// \\\ \~~~~(_) GLUG" ||
|| /// __ __ \\\ __\___(__)______________ ||
|| /|| (O| |(O ||\ | Cat bites | DAILY RAG | ||
|| \_ (__) _/ | dog. |============| ||
|| \ ///\\\ / | |105 dead in | ||
|| __________/\________/\____ |New reality| Nigeria | ||
|| `. ' .' \ \ / /. '`\________|show called| |__ ||
|| . ' . `. `\ \_/ / ` .`` \ |"Bordello |IS Victoria | ||
|| ________/ `\_/ \_/..'`\.`' \ | Survivor" |Secret show |__ ||
|| /' .` .'o . `. '.\` .`\ | | soft porn?_| ||
|| ______/`` . .' '. .' . '\. `'\____|Die Another| (__)__ ||
|| |. `. ' .o ' . ' `/'` ./ |Day just a| Hussein (__) ||
|| ______|' . ` . .' . '/`. `/_____|Bond flick,| looks for(__)__ ||
|| |'` . o ` . '/ .` / | with ads | santuary. | ||
|| |'. `. . ' . .' /____/ |___________|____________| ||
|| /______________/ \ /______|__|_______\ ||
|| _____/________[__]__//-/-/-/__________/ |__ ||
|| / /_/_/_/ / / / ||
|| ___/ / |_________/ / /___ ||
|| / ___ / ___ / jro | | | ||
|| ||
||__________________________________________________________________||
| __________________________________________________________________ |
|| .-""-. ||
|| |-.__.-| ||
|| | | "Well, there's probably over ||
|| "GLUG |______|___ a hundred LESS who can, today." ||
|| SLURP (_) ||.'\ \ ||
|| GLUG" (_)_____||.''\ ________\_______________ ||
|| /(_) (__/ ..``\ | Dog bites | DAILY RAG | ||
|| /// \_ _/ \ ' .`\ | cat. |============| ||
|| /\\ || //\` . .\ | |105 dead in | ||
|| \_ //()\\ _\` `. \ |New reality| Nigeria | ||
|| \ ____ / \' . / |show called| | ||
|| _____/\______/\_/._'. / |"Bordello |IS Victoria | ||
|| _____/` ' \ \ ^ / /. '` /________| Survivor" |Secret show |__ ||
|| /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .``/ |_ | soft porn?_| ||
|| /. ' / `\_/ \_/`.'`'./ (__)e Another| (__) ||
|| /` . /' .` `.o. `. '. | (__)y" just a| Hussein (__) ||
|| _/. ` /`` . . . '`.' . ' |_________(__)nd flick,| looks for(__)__||
|| \` `.\. `. ` o . `' | | with ads | santuary. | ||
|| __\` .`\' .` . ` '. `'.` |__________|___________|____________|__ ||
|| \`. `\'`. ` o'. . ' ' | | @ | ||
|| \____\`. .' ` .' ` .| \_________________/ ||
|| /_ _ _\______________| /______|__|_______\ ||
|| ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ ||
|| /\_\_\_\ | / / / ||
|| ___/ / |__________/ / /___ ||
|| / ___ / ___ / jro | | / ||
||__________________________________________________________________||
| __________________________________________________________________ |
|| ||
|| "Maybe this will make these Beauty ||
|| Contest promoters think twice about ||
|| holding a contest in some third world ||
|| African nation, where they were practising ||
|| genocide in their recent history, and ||
|| a lot of folks there seem to want to ||
|| return to it." ||
|| / ||
|| / ||
|| __________ ________________________ ||
|| //////////\\ | Man kicks | DAILY RAG | ||
|| ////////// \\\ | dog. |============| ||
|| /// __ __ \\\ | |105 dead in | ||
|| /|| (O| |(O ||\ |New reality| Nigeria | ||
|| \_ (__) _/ |show called| | ||
|| \ ///\\\ / |"Bordello |IS Victoria | ||
|| ____/\________/\____ | Survivor" |Secret show | ||
|| _____/` \ \ / /.'`\_________|_ | soft porn?_|__||
|| /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ (__)e Another| (__) ||
|| /. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__)y" just a| Hussein (__) ||
|| /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__)nd flick,| looks for(__) ||
|| _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____| with ads | santuary. |__||
|| \` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > |___________|____________| ||
|| __\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/________| |_____ ||
|| \`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ | ||
|| \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/ ||
|| /_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\ ||
|| ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ ||
|| /\_\_\_\ \ / / / ||
|| ___/ / |_________/ / /___ ||
|| / ___ / ___ / jro | | | ||
|| ||
||__________________________________________________________________||
| __________________________________________________________________ |
|| ||
|| "You never know, George. Maybe they'll ||
|| just start picking countries where ||
|| they're certain that everyone who ||
|| can read is ALREADY dead." ||
|| \ ||
|| __________ _______\________________ ||
|| //////////\\ | Man skins | DAILY RAG | ||
|| ////////// \\\ | cat. |============| ||
|| /// __ __ \\\ | |105 dead in | ||
|| /|| (O| |O) ||\ |New reality| Nigeria | ||
|| \_ (__) _/ |show called| | ||
|| \ ///\\\ / |"Bordello |IS Victoria | ||
|| ____/\________/\____ | Survivor" |Secret show | ||
|| _____/` \ \ / /.'`\_________|_ | soft porn?_|__||
|| /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ (__)e Another| (__) ||
|| /. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__)y" just a| Hussein (__) ||
|| /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__)nd flick,| looks for(__) ||
|| _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____| with ads | santuary. |__||
|| \` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > |___________|____________| ||
|| __\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/________| |_____ ||
|| \`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ | ||
|| \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/ ||
|| /_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\ ||
|| ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ ||
|| /\_\_\_\ \ / / / ||
|| ___/ / |_________/ / /___ ||
|| / ___ / ___ / jro | | | ||
|| ||
||__________________________________________________________________||
|_______________________________________________________Oglesbee/2002|
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\ | _/ / / Jonathon R. Oglesbee
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jro| | o |
On Sat, 23 Nov 2002 02:32:53 -0600, JRO wrote: > || _/. ` /`` . . . '`.' . ' |_________(__)nd flick,| looks for(__)__|| > || \` `.\. `. ` o . `' | | with ads | santuary. | || > || __\` .`\' .` . ` '. `'.` |__________|___________|____________|__ || you forgot the "c".
"jbr" <jon...@robotskull.com> wrote in message
> you forgot the "c".
Oh, how embarrassing... The "c" IS there - I can't believe you admit to NOT
seeing it.
JRO
Jonathon R. Oglesbee
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