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ASCII Art Fart for Fri, Nov 22, 2002
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· 14 messages · 23 Nov 2002 - 28 Nov 2002
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On 2002-11-23 abc...@SPAMcodemonkey.com.au said:
> What's wrong with gay people exactly?
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Exactly? Well, faggots tend to lisp, ((( `\
have limp wrists, walk with a light- _ _`\ )
loafered mincing gait, and have sex (^ ) )
with others of their own gender -- ~-( )
using bodily orifices which nature _'((,,,)))
didn't design for that purpose. ,-' \_/ `\
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Other than THAT, though, they're just `-.-'`-.-'/|_|
all-around regular guys. Hehehe! \ / | |
=()=: / ,' ua
Strewth! If yer were really a dinkum
Aussie, yer'd orready know this, sport. Blimey...last thing we bloody
need is some bleedin' blow-in Aussie ponce. Don't be a bloody drongo!
Now repeat after me the official Aussie philosophy about poofters:
"Yer can't help feelin' sorry for the poor bastards."
Australian fag:
G'die, mite! Can I
,;;;;. carry your swag,
/c ';;. Sweetpants?
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"ABCGi" wrote in message ... | > | > ____ .---. ,-----. _____ | > .' `,.': :'' : :.' `. | > | : : ' ' ' ' : : \ | > | ' ' ' ' \ | > | v \ | > | | v \ | > | | | v \ | > | F | A | G | S | \ | > | | | | | \ | > | | | | | \ | > | | | | | \ | > | ===== | | | | ) | > \ --- /| ===== | | | / | > `---' \ --- /| ===== | ===== | / | > `---' \ ---- A ----- / / | > `----'.`-----' / | > / / | > '-._ / dp | > '. / | > `----' | > | | What's wrong with gay people exactly? | Whats that got to do with this subliminal cigarette advertising campaign? Semach.the.monkey (Hoping that fags means cigarettes in more countries than just England)
"The Unknown Artist" <unk...@artistic.se> wrote in news:3ddf0ff6 @post.usenet.com: > Other than THAT, though, they're just > all-around regular guys. Hehehe! Funny! Gay people = regular girls too :-) -- #####..` ~~~ ~~S8~........<@.....}>...--.......(+GG**...........#### #BRL#...~~~ ~~~~............<@.....@>............ 8GG***------<@..+$$# #####################################.......!7...-+GG**.......<*..+$$# # http://users.bigpond.net.au/abcgi #........@7......*............####
"Semach.the.monkey" <Sem...@NTLnospamWORLD.com> wrote in news:W5MD9.844147$Q5....@post-03.news.easynews.com: > "ABCGi" wrote in message ... >| > >| > ____ .---. ,-----. _____ >| > .' `,.': :'' : :.' `. >| > | : : ' ' ' ' : : \ >| > | ' ' ' ' \ >| > | v \ >| > | | v \ >| > | | | v \ >| > | F | A | G | S | \ >| > | | | | | \ >| > | | | | | \ >| > | | | | | \ >| > | ===== | | | | ) >| > \ --- /| ===== | | | / >| > `---' \ --- /| ===== | ===== | / >| > `---' \ ---- A ----- / / >| > `----'.`-----' / >| > / / >| > '-._ / dp >| > '. / >| > `----' >| > >| >| What's wrong with gay people exactly? >| > Whats that got to do with this subliminal cigarette advertising > campaign? > > Semach.the.monkey > (Hoping that fags means cigarettes in more countries than just > England) > Yep they do in Aus. Obviously I misinterupted the picture :-) Mmmm I feel like a smoke... -- #####..` ~~~ ~~S8~........<@.....}>...--.......(+GG**...........#### #BRL#...~~~ ~~~~............<@.....@>............ 8GG***------<@..+$$# #####################################.......!7...-+GG**.......<*..+$$# # http://users.bigpond.net.au/abcgi #........@7......*............####
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On 2002-11-23 abc...@SPAMcodemonkey.com.au said:
> Funny! Gay people = regular girls too :-)
-You- said "gay people." -I- said "faggots" _____
-- meaning male homosexuals. But I don't ((( `\
much care for dykes, either. Anyway, why _ _`\ )
is an Aussie bloke defending bloody pervs? (^ ) )
Strewth! Bleedin' Oz must have become a ~-( )
land of bloody girly-men since I was there. _'((,,,)))
Wazzup with THAT, CodeMonkey? You're ONE ,-' \_/ `\
of'em, aren't yer! Bleedin' galahs. Got ( , |
tickets on'emselves, THAT lot. Fair go, `-.-'`-.-'/|_|
mate, pervs are disgusting. \ / | |
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Aussie pervs: ,)--.
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"The Unknown Artist" <unk...@artistic.se> wrote in news:3de05516 @post.usenet.com: > much care for dykes, either. Anyway, why _ _`\ ) > is an Aussie bloke defending bloody pervs? (^ ) ) > Strewth! Bleedin' Oz must have become a ~-( ) > land of bloody girly-men since I was there. Australia has a big gay population esp. in Sydney where we recently hosted the gay games. I only asked what's wrong with gay people, I didn't make any comment other than that. -- #####..` ~~~ ~~S8~........<@.....}>...--.......(+GG**...........#### #BRL#...~~~ ~~~~............<@.....@>............ 8GG***------<@..+$$# #####################################.......!7...-+GG**.......<*..+$$# # http://users.bigpond.net.au/abcgi #........@7......*............####
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On 2002-11-24 abc...@SPAMcodemonkey.com.au said:
>Australia has a big gay population esp. in Sydney where we recently
>hosted the gay games.
That's bloody crook. Even Blind Freddy could see it. Crikey...
sounds like Aussies have become a mob o'wimped-out mug galahs.
That's what yer get from livin' in the big smoke.
>I only asked what's wrong with gay people, I didn't make any comment
>other than that.
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I told yer what's wrong with gays, sport: they're ((( `\
a bunch of decadent, totally licentious drongos. _ _`\ )
(^ ) )
Any bleedin' leso puts the acid on ME some arvo ~-( )
in Kings Cross, I'll bloody do me block -- and _'((,,,)))
that's the dinkum oil, mate. You'll see a yike ,-' \_/ `\
like that town's NEVER had. ( , |
`-.-'`-.-'/|_|
Bleedin' pervs. I'd rather drink with Wogs and \ / | |
methos than with hope-they-bloody-die poofters =()=: / ,' ua
and dykes.
Any more talk about ponces, CodeMonkey, and you're gone a million.
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"The Unknown Artist" <unk...@artistic.se> wrote in news:3de...@post.usenet.com: > That's bloody crook. Even Blind Freddy could see it. Crikey... > sounds like Aussies have become a mob o'wimped-out mug galahs. Too much Steve Irwin - crocodile hunter! :-) -- #####..` ~~~ ~~S8~........<@.....}>...--.......(+GG**...........#### #BRL#...~~~ ~~~~............<@.....@>............ 8GG***------<@..+$$# #####################################.......!7...-+GG**.......<*..+$$# # http://users.bigpond.net.au/abcgi #........@7......*............####
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On 2002-11-24 abc...@SPAMcodemonkey.com.au said:
>Too much Steve Irwin - crocodile hunter! :-)
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Give us the dinkum drum, CodeMonkey: ((( `\
you're camp as a row o'tents, aren't yer. _ _`\ )
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"The Unknown Artist" <unk...@artistic.se> wrote in news:3de...@post.usenet.com: > Give us the dinkum drum, CodeMonkey: ((( `\ > you're camp as a row o'tents, aren't yer. _ _`\ ) If I was gay I would be proud to admit it! It would make no difference to how tough I was as all us Aussies chew glass and spit it out while waiting for the next round of nearly pure ethanol :-) Unlike the bloody wussy Swedes of course... 8D -- #####..` ~~~ ~~S8~........<@.....}>...--.......(+GG**...........#### #BRL#...~~~ ~~~~............<@.....@>............ 8GG***------<@..+$$# #####################################.......!7...-+GG**.......<*..+$$# # http://users.bigpond.net.au/abcgi #........@7......*............####
ABCGi <abc...@SPAMcodemonkey.com.au> writes >"The Unknown Artist" <unk...@artistic.se> wrote in >news:3de...@post.usenet.com: > >> Give us the dinkum drum, CodeMonkey: ((( `\ >> you're camp as a row o'tents, aren't yer. _ _`\ ) > >If I was gay I would be proud to admit it! It would make no difference to >how tough I was as all us Aussies chew glass and spit it out while waiting >for the next round of nearly pure ethanol :-) > >Unlike the bloody wussy Swedes of course... 8D > hi man .. no sweat read this ... ______ ______ ______ ______ ______ ______ ______ ______ /_____/ /_____/ /_____/ /_____/ /_____/ /_____/ /_____/ /_____/ .:\:/:. ___________ .__ .__ .:\:\:/:/:. \__ ___/ _______ ____ | | | | :.:\:\:/:/:.: | | \_ __ \ / _ \ | | | | :=.' - - '.=: | | | | \/ ( <_> ) | |__ | |__ '=(\ 9 9 /)=' |____| |__| \____/ |____/ |____/ ( (_) ) /`-vvv-'\ ___________ _____ ________ / \ \_ _____/ / _ \ \_____ \ / /|,,,,,|\ \ | __) / /_\ \ / / \ \ /_// /^\ \\_\ | \ / | \ / \_/. \ WW( ( ) )WW \___ / \____|__ / \_____\ \_/ __\,,\ /,,/__ \/ \/ \__> jgs (______Y______) ______ ______ ______ ______ ______ ______ ______ ______ /_____/ /_____/ /_____/ /_____/ /_____/ /_____/ /_____/ /_____/ ***What is a troll? A fisherman would say it means to trail worms through water teeming with fish, hoping for a bite. In newsgroup terminology, it means pretty much the same thing. ***What is the objective of the troll? The hobbyist may want nothing more than to provoke a reaction from the newsgroup. Some do it merely to call attention to themselves. There are career trolls who are dedicated to filling newsgroups with off-topic posts, flames, and general confusion. Some trolls are simple, while some are quite elaborate and long-running. Some trolls have achieved a degree of infamy. You can find out who they are by looking for the word 'troll and usenet' using any search engine. ***Is trolling only for the lonely? No! The happiest trolls travel in packs. The more the merrier. They give aid and encouragement to one another in their mission to destroy the newsgroups they infest. ***What are the tools of the trolling trade? Well, you have asked a big question there. For the creative and enterprising troller, there are just too many to list. Here's a brief sampling: 1. Hidden identities work well. As has been noted in the past, AOL gives 5 screen names. Now, those can be used to good advantage. The troller can appear to be 5 altogether different people as he/she/it carefully fans the flames. Seemingly endless off-topic threads that say nothing and go absolutely nowhere can be constructed in this fashion. But if someone notices that there seem to be 'too many' AOLers in the group, there's always: 2. REMAILERS. You can have all of these you want. A different identity for every day of the week. Or, if this isn't anonymous enough for your purposes, try: 3. ANONYMOUS remailers. It is said these are not easy to learn how to work, but well worth the effort to the would-be troller. 4. Cultivate other trollers for *buddies*. They are handy for backing up your ludicrous claims and other falsehoods. They will add to the general chaos in the newsgroup you are attacking. You will have need of your *buddies* as the posts grow further and further off-topic. And as the other people in the group begin objecting to your nonsense. 5. Never underestimate the power of e-mail. A troller can stay just behind the scenes, but still participate in the fun via e-mail. That person can use e-mail to encourage others to do their dirty work. Posting objectionable comments and so on. The beauty of staying disengaged in the nasty on-board comments, is that the troller's reputation remains dainty. It's very important to have at least one troller of the bunch free to appear to smooth things over with the general population of the group. -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ ***This is the Help Section for Trollers in Distress*** 1. HELP! I've been identified as a troll! Whatever will I do? Call them a troll right back. (Optional: Get your friends to agree with you.) 2. HELP! I've been accused of making off-topic posts. Whatever will I do? Forthrightly declare that their own posts complaining about you are off-topic. Remind them that the group is unmoderated and you can post anything you please, so there. Bring out some of your extra addresses to flame them. 3. HELP! I've been caught in a lie. Take your pick: Change the subject, claim your posts were tampered with/nuked, claim the person who is calling you a liar is a liar, declare that you are afraid of the person, say the person has a mental problem, say it's a free country and you have the right to lie if you want to. Failing all that, get one or all of your aliases to say it. 4.. HELP! Nobody likes me. Well, what did you expect? Look at what you do for a living. Grow a thicker skin. ______ ______ ______ ______ ______ ______ ______ ______ /_____/ /_____/ /_____/ /_____/ /_____/ /_____/ /_____/ /_____/ Bye, -- __ ___ ___ :::/ |_ | . ):: ::( (-| | | <::: :::\__|___|_|_\::
_.--- CJRandall spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ > ABCGi <abc...@SPAMcodemonkey.com.au> writes >>"The Unknown Artist" <unk...@artistic.se> wrote in >>news:3de...@post.usenet.com: >> >>> Give us the dinkum drum, CodeMonkey: ((( `\ >>> you're camp as a row o'tents, aren't yer. _ _`\ ) >> >>If I was gay I would be proud to admit it! It would make no difference to >>how tough I was as all us Aussies chew glass and spit it out while waiting >>for the next round of nearly pure ethanol :-) >> >>Unlike the bloody wussy Swedes of course... 8D >> > hi man .. > no sweat > read this ... I kind of like this one put together by a friend of mine: http://ebook.ultraslack.net/usenet_trolling_guide.txt '---...____ Faux_Pseudo ________________...---~~~ -- .-')) http://asciipr0n.com/fp ('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) New content ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' 10 / 30 ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.;'*Faux_Pseudo*':._)) | - Andrew Jackson
Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> wrote in news:slrnaub3v7.66c.Faux_Pseudo@fugozi.cx1209071-a: >>>Unlike the bloody wussy Swedes of course... 8D >>> >> hi man .. >> no sweat >> read this ... There is a smiley there :-) So that equals joke not trolling! Twas in response to similar joking Aussie bashing. But nice article/links anyway. -- #####..` ~~~ ~~S8~........<@.....}>...--.......(+GG**...........#### #BRL#...~~~ ~~~~............<@.....@>............ 8GG***------<@..+$$# #####################################.......!7...-+GG**.......<*..+$$# # http://users.bigpond.net.au/abcgi #........@7......*............####
_.--- ABCGi spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ > Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> wrote in > news:slrnaub3v7.66c.Faux_Pseudo@fugozi.cx1209071-a: > >>>>Unlike the bloody wussy Swedes of course... 8D >>>> >>> hi man .. >>> no sweat >>> read this ... > > There is a smiley there :-) So that equals joke not trolling! Twas in > response to similar joking Aussie bashing. hmmm. looks like my humor tags weren't working. '---...____ Faux_Pseudo ________________...---~~~ -- ICQ=66618055 : (Now Playing) http://asciipr0n.com/fp updated=10/30 YIM=faux_pseudo : Rev: /gwar/the_road_behind/01_-_Meat_Sandwich.mp3 The truth from : Now: /gwar/the_road_behind/10_-_Nudged.mp3 which you run : Fwd: _portrait_disc_3/03-take_your_shoes_off_baby.mp3
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