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alt.ascii-art · 14 messages · 23 Nov 2002 - 28 Nov 2002
The Unknown Artist <unk...@artistic.se> ASCII art 23 Nov 2002 05:19 · permalink
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On 2002-11-23 abc...@SPAMcodemonkey.com.au said:

   > What's wrong with gay people exactly?
                                                _____ 
  Exactly? Well, faggots tend to lisp,         (((   `\
  have limp wrists, walk with a light-         _ _`\   )
  loafered mincing gait, and have sex          (^  )   )
  with others of their own gender --            ~-(     )
  using bodily orifices which nature            _'((,,,)))
  didn't design for that purpose.            ,-' \_/    `\
                                            (          ,  |
  Other than THAT, though, they're just      `-.-'`-.-'/|_|
  all-around regular guys. Hehehe!              \     / | |
                                                 =()=: / ,' ua
  Strewth! If yer were really a dinkum
  Aussie, yer'd orready know this, sport. Blimey...last thing we bloody
  need is some bleedin' blow-in Aussie ponce. Don't be a bloody drongo!
  Now repeat after me the official Aussie philosophy about poofters:
  "Yer can't help feelin' sorry for the poor bastards."


  Australian fag:
                                       G'die, mite! Can I
                            ,;;;;.     carry your swag,
                           /c  ';;.    Sweetpants?
                          /_     o;     /
                            )_/'  ;
                __\\\ /    (  __.==\
                  )  /    .-~~      \
                   \ \  /__.,       _\
                    \ \/  //       |\ \_____/~=
                     \__/'(        ( `-------/~
                           \,=======\                  _
                           (     )   )           _____|_|_____
                           `.___.'__,'          |             |
                            |  |/  /            | Bondi Beach |
                            |  | /'             |  100 meters |
                    ...     (  \'               |_____________| 
                     \ \  /' /\ `,                    | |
                       \ ' /   `\`\                   | |
                        `-'   __/`/'                  """
                             `---' ua



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"ABCGi" wrote in message ...
| >
| >            ____    .---.  ,-----.  _____
| >          .'    `,.':   :'' :    :.'     `.
| >          | :   :    ' '     '  '   :   :  \
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| >          |   F   |   A   |   G   |   S   |     \
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| >                    `---'  \ ---- A ----- /      /
| >                            `----'.`-----'      /
| >                                 /             /
| >                                 '-._         / dp
| >                                     '.      /
| >                                       `----'
| >
|
| What's wrong with gay people exactly?
|
Whats that got to do with this subliminal cigarette advertising
campaign?

Semach.the.monkey
(Hoping that fags means cigarettes in more countries than just England)

ABCGi <abc...@SPAMcodemonkey.com.au> ASCII art 23 Nov 2002 21:17 · permalink
"The Unknown Artist" <unk...@artistic.se> wrote in news:3ddf0ff6
@post.usenet.com:

> Other than THAT, though, they're just      
>   all-around regular guys. Hehehe!   

Funny! Gay people = regular girls too :-)

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ABCGi <abc...@SPAMcodemonkey.com.au> ASCII art 23 Nov 2002 21:19 · permalink
"Semach.the.monkey" <Sem...@NTLnospamWORLD.com> wrote in
news:W5MD9.844147$Q5....@post-03.news.easynews.com: 

> "ABCGi" wrote in message ...
>| >
>| >            ____    .---.  ,-----.  _____
>| >          .'    `,.':   :'' :    :.'     `.
>| >          | :   :    ' '     '  '   :   :  \
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>| >          | ===== |       |       |       |         )
>| >           \ --- /| ===== |       |       |        /
>| >            `---'  \ --- /| ===== | ===== |       /
>| >                    `---'  \ ---- A ----- /      /
>| >                            `----'.`-----'      /
>| >                                 /             /
>| >                                 '-._         / dp
>| >                                     '.      /
>| >                                       `----'
>| >
>|
>| What's wrong with gay people exactly?
>|
> Whats that got to do with this subliminal cigarette advertising
> campaign?
> 
> Semach.the.monkey
> (Hoping that fags means cigarettes in more countries than just
> England) 
> 

Yep they do in Aus. Obviously I misinterupted the picture :-) Mmmm I
feel like a smoke... 

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The Unknown Artist <unk...@artistic.se> ASCII art 24 Nov 2002 04:27 · permalink
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On 2002-11-23 abc...@SPAMcodemonkey.com.au said:
                                              
   > Funny! Gay people = regular girls too :-) 

-You- said "gay people."  -I- said "faggots"      _____ 
-- meaning male homosexuals. But I don't         (((   `\
much care for dykes, either. Anyway, why         _ _`\   )
is an Aussie bloke defending bloody pervs?       (^  )   )
Strewth! Bleedin' Oz must have become a           ~-(     )
land of bloody girly-men since I was there.       _'((,,,)))
Wazzup with THAT, CodeMonkey? You're ONE       ,-' \_/    `\
of'em, aren't yer!  Bleedin' galahs. Got      (          ,  |  
tickets on'emselves, THAT lot. Fair go,        `-.-'`-.-'/|_|
mate, pervs are disgusting.                       \     / | |
                                                   =()=: / ,' ua

Aussie pervs:                               ,)--.
                                         __/____|__    G'day.
                                           6 6  "/      /
            ,;;;;.   G'day.               | -   D
           /c  ';;.   /                   |__=  |
          /_     ?;                         |,  |\,____
            )_/'  ;                      ,-/|__/ /     .
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  )  )    .-~~      \                   (    //      |   \
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    \ \/  //       |\ \_____/~=        _/ |   )      </   >
     \__/'(        ( `-------/~       /__o>   |      /    /
           \,=======\                 |  \|   o-    _-__O/
           (     )   )                 ---/  /|    /   )
           `.___,'__,'                   /___\/_______/
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ABCGi <abc...@SPAMcodemonkey.com.au> ASCII art 24 Nov 2002 05:45 · permalink
"The Unknown Artist" <unk...@artistic.se> wrote in news:3de05516
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> much care for dykes, either. Anyway, why         _ _`\   )
> is an Aussie bloke defending bloody pervs?       (^  )   )
> Strewth! Bleedin' Oz must have become a           ~-(     )
> land of bloody girly-men since I was there. 

Australia has a big gay population esp. in Sydney where we recently hosted 
the gay games. I only asked what's wrong with gay people, I didn't make any 
comment other than that.

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On 2002-11-24 abc...@SPAMcodemonkey.com.au said:

   >Australia has a big gay population esp. in Sydney where we recently
   >hosted the gay games.

That's bloody crook. Even Blind Freddy could see it. Crikey...
sounds like Aussies have become a mob o'wimped-out mug galahs.
That's what yer get from livin' in the big smoke.

   >I only asked what's wrong with gay people, I didn't make any comment
   >other than that.
                                                      _____
I told yer what's wrong with gays, sport: they're    (((   `\
a bunch of decadent, totally licentious drongos.     _ _`\   )
                                                     (^  )   )
Any bleedin' leso puts the acid on ME some arvo       ~-(     )
in Kings Cross, I'll bloody do me block -- and        _'((,,,)))
that's the dinkum oil, mate. You'll see a yike     ,-' \_/    `\
like that town's NEVER had.                       (          ,  |
                                                   `-.-'`-.-'/|_|
Bleedin' pervs. I'd rather drink with Wogs and        \     / | |
methos than with hope-they-bloody-die poofters         =()=: / ,' ua
and dykes.

Any more talk about ponces, CodeMonkey, and you're gone a million.



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ABCGi <abc...@SPAMcodemonkey.com.au> ASCII art 24 Nov 2002 13:44 · permalink
"The Unknown Artist" <unk...@artistic.se> wrote in 
news:3de...@post.usenet.com:

> That's bloody crook. Even Blind Freddy could see it. Crikey...
> sounds like Aussies have become a mob o'wimped-out mug galahs.

Too much Steve Irwin - crocodile hunter! :-)

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On 2002-11-24 abc...@SPAMcodemonkey.com.au said:

   >Too much Steve Irwin - crocodile hunter! :-)
                                                  _____ 
   Give us the dinkum drum, CodeMonkey:          (((   `\
   you're camp as a row o'tents, aren't yer.     _ _`\   )
                                          \      (^  )   )
                                                  ~-(     )
                                                  _'((,,,)))
                                               ,-' \_/    `\
                                              (          ,  |
                                               `-.-'`-.-'/|_|
                                                  \     / | |
                                                   =()=: / ,' ua


   I can't understand a single word you're saying.
   What kind of English is THAT?         \
                                        
                       _____                 ___
   It's not English,  (((   `\              /  \\\
   Joe. It's Strine.  _ _`\   )            [.[.]-\\
                 \    (^  )   )            /_   /|/
                       ~-(     )            {-} |=
                       _'((,,,)))         .- #// (\.
                    ,-' \_/    `\        /          \
                   (          ,  |      /  |  OO  |  \
                    `-.-'`-.-'/|_|      |__| .||. |__|
                       \     / | |       | |  dd  | |
                        =()=: / ,'ua     | |      | | jg



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ABCGi <abc...@SPAMcodemonkey.com.au> ASCII art 24 Nov 2002 23:20 · permalink
"The Unknown Artist" <unk...@artistic.se> wrote in 
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>    Give us the dinkum drum, CodeMonkey:          (((   `\
>    you're camp as a row o'tents, aren't yer.     _ _`\   )

If I was gay I would be proud to admit it! It would make no difference to 
how tough I was as all us Aussies chew glass and spit it out while waiting 
for the next round of nearly pure ethanol :-)

Unlike the bloody wussy Swedes of course... 8D

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CJRandall <col...@shieldwolf.demon.co.uk> ASCII art 27 Nov 2002 23:27 · permalink
ABCGi <abc...@SPAMcodemonkey.com.au> writes
>"The Unknown Artist" <unk...@artistic.se> wrote in 
>news:3de...@post.usenet.com:
>
>>    Give us the dinkum drum, CodeMonkey:          (((   `\
>>    you're camp as a row o'tents, aren't yer.     _ _`\   )
>
>If I was gay I would be proud to admit it! It would make no difference to 
>how tough I was as all us Aussies chew glass and spit it out while waiting 
>for the next round of nearly pure ethanol :-)
>
>Unlike the bloody wussy Swedes of course... 8D
>
hi man ..
no sweat
read this ...
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No!  The happiest trolls travel in packs.  The more the merrier.
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         -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+

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Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> ASCII art 28 Nov 2002 03:38 · permalink
 _.--- CJRandall spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ 
> ABCGi <abc...@SPAMcodemonkey.com.au> writes
>>"The Unknown Artist" <unk...@artistic.se> wrote in 
>>news:3de...@post.usenet.com:
>>
>>>    Give us the dinkum drum, CodeMonkey:          (((   `\
>>>    you're camp as a row o'tents, aren't yer.     _ _`\   )
>>
>>If I was gay I would be proud to admit it! It would make no difference to 
>>how tough I was as all us Aussies chew glass and spit it out while waiting 
>>for the next round of nearly pure ethanol :-)
>>
>>Unlike the bloody wussy Swedes of course... 8D
>>
> hi man ..
> no sweat
> read this ...

I kind of like this one put together by a friend of mine:
http://ebook.ultraslack.net/usenet_trolling_guide.txt

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ABCGi <abc...@SPAMcodemonkey.com.au> ASCII art 28 Nov 2002 04:49 · permalink
Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> wrote in 
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>>>Unlike the bloody wussy Swedes of course... 8D
>>>
>> hi man ..
>> no sweat
>> read this ...

There is a smiley there :-) So that equals joke not trolling! Twas in 
response to similar joking Aussie bashing.

But nice article/links anyway.

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 _.--- ABCGi spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ 
> Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> wrote in 
> news:slrnaub3v7.66c.Faux_Pseudo@fugozi.cx1209071-a:
> 
>>>>Unlike the bloody wussy Swedes of course... 8D
>>>>
>>> hi man ..
>>> no sweat
>>> read this ...
> 
> There is a smiley there :-) So that equals joke not trolling! Twas in 
> response to similar joking Aussie bashing.

hmmm. looks like my humor tags weren't working.

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