My first trip to The Land Of Lutefisk.

In article <kibo-1205000156290001@192.168.200.201>,
James "Kibo" Parry <kib...@world.std.com> wrote:

> White Castles break down like this:

Someday a usenet poster will beable to post a message like this to
alt.ascii-art and say, "Does anyone have any ascii-art of a little car
with White Castle hamburgers for wheels where one of them is flat?"
and then get yelled at because White Castle hamburgers are square.

>                                        grilled because it has brown
>                                       "grill flavor" sprayed on it

Me thought grill flavor smell like fish...
 
> * The Eastern United States         -- hamburgers with one pickle

hamburgers with two pickles
inductive hamburgers
complex hamburgers in the s-plane

>                                        cheeseburgers I won't eat
cheeseburgers I can't eat
cheeseburgers my lawyer told me never to eat
roaches sprayed with Armor-All

>                                        chicken sandwiches containing a
>                                        doughnut-shaped chicken nugget

Doughnut sandwiches containing a doughnut-shaped doughnugget
Doughnut shaped cheeseburger nuggets that I won't eat

>                                        onion rings

Kibo answers.  It's his dog Spot!  But Spot's not allowed to use a
telephone!  Especially to call Kibo on his electric onion!

This so much reminds me of when you used to hack up Jack Sarfatti's
outlines with kindergarten cafeteria one-liners.  Those were the days.
> 
>                                        onion chips
>                                       (actually, more gores than chips)

Wha?  

>                                        Still waiting for people to ask nicely
>                                        for me to tell the story about my
>                                        Brush With Stupidity in White Castle.

And your brush with stupidity in White Castle?  What's up with *that*?


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Bill Newcomb (nuk...@best.com) wrote:
>
> James "Kibo" Parry (kib...@world.std.com) wrote:
> >
> > White Castles break down like this:
> 
> Someday a usenet poster will beable to post a message like this to
> alt.ascii-art and say, "Does anyone have any ascii-art of a little car
> with White Castle hamburgers for wheels where one of them is flat?"
> and then get yelled at because White Castle hamburgers are square.

But... all White Castles got five holes in them.  I don't think you
could drive as far on them as you could on, say, Nathan's Hot Dog Nuggets.

> [...]
> >
> >                                        onion rings
> 
> Kibo answers.  It's his dog Spot!  But Spot's not allowed to use a
> telephone!  Especially to call Kibo on his electric onion!

The worst part is that sometimes the onion rings after you've swallowed it.

And then pooped it out.

> >                                        onion chips
> >                                       (actually, more gores than chips)
> 
> Wha? 

A "gore" is the section of a sphere made by the intersection of two
Great Circles, i.e. one of the fat-toothpick-shaped things they put
next to each other to make world maps in the sixties.

In Minnesota, they're too lazy to slice the onion crosswise to make rings,
so they just slice it along lines of longitude to make onion slivers,
as in onion gores, and they call 'em "onion chips".  White Castle is
weird!  But only in Minnesota.

> > Still waiting for people to ask nicely for me to tell the story 
> > about my Brush With Stupidity in White Castle.
> 
> And your brush with stupidity in White Castle?  What's up with *that*?

See the other thread.

                                         -- K.

                                            Unless Tom Burman glued it to
                                            Leo Sgouros's eyeball.

                                            OH NOW, NOW I JUST INTERSECTED
                                           *THREE* THREADS!  The concept of
                                            being able to sort my a.r.k
                                            archive into chronological
                                            order was RUINED!

Bill Newcomb <nuk...@best.com> wrote:
> James "Kibo" Parry <kib...@world.std.com> wrote:
> > White Castles break down like this:

BWOING! SPLORCH! ....ting ting ting clobble PLOP!

> > * The Eastern United States         -- hamburgers with one pickle
> 
> hamburgers with two pickles
> inductive hamburgers
> complex hamburgers in the s-plane

hamburger quarternion theory
pathburger hamintegrals
The Riemann Pickle Conjecture

> >                                        cheeseburgers I won't eat
> cheeseburgers I can't eat
> cheeseburgers my lawyer told me never to eat
> roaches sprayed with Armor-All

"One of these things / is not liiike the other / one of these things /
is kinda the same..."

> >                                        onion rings
> 
> Kibo answers.  It's his dog Spot!  But Spot's not allowed to use a
> telephone!  Especially to call Kibo on his electric onion!

Waaaah! POOR SPOT! Doomed to go through the rest of the post with his
ears smelling like -onions-! And don't even ask where his nose has been!

> >                                        onion chips
> >                                       (actually, more gores than chips)
> Wha?  

They're Leslie Gores. So when there's more, there's More Les. Or something.
(Exit, pursued by a bandaid.)

> And your brush with stupidity in White Castle?  What's up with *that*?

Dave "Brush ... with death! Floss ... with pestilence! Gargle ... with
war!"
 DeLaney
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"David DeLaney" <db...@panacea.phys.utk.edu> writes:

(Yaaaay! My headers came out goodest'n'stuff!)

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nonproportional font, and once I got the dial twisted to Courier I didn't
go back and fix it. But now I _know_ I hav a third news site available
(though navigating news in Windows makes my brane hurt, and typing in
replies in Windows' not-vi editor makes my fingers hurt) should I need it!

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