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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 13 May 2000.
Re: My first trip to The Land Of Lutefisk.

Re: My first trip to The Land Of Lutefisk.

In article <kibo-1205000156290001@192.168.200.201>,
James "Kibo" Parry <kib...@world.std.com> wrote:

> White Castles break down like this:

Someday a usenet poster will beable to post a message like this to
alt.ascii-art and say, "Does anyone have any ascii-art of a little car
with White Castle hamburgers for wheels where one of them is flat?"
and then get yelled at because White Castle hamburgers are square.

>                                        grilled because it has brown
>                                       "grill flavor" sprayed on it

Me thought grill flavor smell like fish...
 
> * The Eastern United States         -- hamburgers with one pickle

hamburgers with two pickles
inductive hamburgers
complex hamburgers in the s-plane

>                                        cheeseburgers I won't eat
cheeseburgers I can't eat
cheeseburgers my lawyer told me never to eat
roaches sprayed with Armor-All

>                                        chicken sandwiches containing a
>                                        doughnut-shaped chicken nugget

Doughnut sandwiches containing a doughnut-shaped doughnugget
Doughnut shaped cheeseburger nuggets that I won't eat

>                                        onion rings

Kibo answers.  It's his dog Spot!  But Spot's not allowed to use a
telephone!  Especially to call Kibo on his electric onion!

This so much reminds me of when you used to hack up Jack Sarfatti's
outlines with kindergarten cafeteria one-liners.  Those were the days.
> 
>                                        onion chips
>                                       (actually, more gores than chips)

Wha?  

>                                        Still waiting for people to ask nicely
>                                        for me to tell the story about my
>                                        Brush With Stupidity in White Castle.

And your brush with stupidity in White Castle?  What's up with *that*?


--
nuk...@best.com |  Carpe Deum

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From: nuk...@best.com (Bill Newcomb)
Subject: Re: My first trip to The Land Of Lutefisk.
Date: 2000/05/13
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