Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 10 Sep 2005.
new art
alt.ascii-art
· 9 messages · 10 Sep 2005 - 12 Sep 2005
on my website at http://fauxascii.com/photo/opiliones.html I created
some ascii art for a post on my live journal.
Here is the ascii:
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/ \ .--. i i i i <-- Eight eyes
| >| { i i i i
\___/ `--'
Spider (Order = Araneae)
:F_P:
___
/ \ <----------,
| x x | Budget restrictions
\ ^ / allow us to only use
`w' this skull to show
posionous.
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/ \-.
| { i i <-- Two eyes
\___/-'
Daddy Long Legs
(Order = Opiliones)
:F_P:
{@ <- Potted flower used to show
\|/ non-poisonous because
_|_ we spent the rest of the
\_/ money on the skull.
--
.-')) fauxascii.com ('-. | It's a damn poor mind that
' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to
((,,_;'.;' UIN=66618055 ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word.
((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._)) | - Andrew Jackson
On 2005-09-10 Faux_Pseudo said:
> on my website at http://fauxascii.com ...
Holy crap! You went from San Diego
to Norfolk? That must have been one
spectacular bout of 'homelessness.'
\ Winters in Norfolk
totally suck. Come
._-_. to think of it, so
//// _\ do summers.
/// .'. _____ \
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//\\ _/ (^ ) ) :(o)(o)-:::
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/ \ _'((,,,))) ;; =_.';:::
/_/|:F_P:|\_\ ,-' \_/ `\ ;::\_/ :;:;
| | | || | ( , | / \
\ \| |/ / `-.-'`-.-'/|_| . . : (_. (_.. :
\|| ||/ \_/ \ / | | |~| | | || |
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aa
On Sat, 10 Sep 2005, Annie wrote: > \ Winters in Norfolk > totally suck. Come > ._-_. to think of it, so > //// _\ do summers. > > This has been told to me as a true story: A sailor went AWOL and the shore patrol was looking everywhere for him, but he cleverly evaded them: When asked "Have you ever been to Norfolk?" he replied "No, but I hear it's a nice place". The shore patrol moved on. 3ch
On 2005-09-11 colonel_hack said:
> This has been told to me as a true story:
> A sailor went AWOL and the shore patrol was looking everywhere
> for him, but he cleverly evaded them: When asked "Have you ever
> been to Norfolk?" he replied "No, but I hear it's a nice place".
> The shore patrol moved on.
That has to be a military
'urban legend,' Colonel.
._-_. / But it's amusing,
//// \ nonetheless.
/// -'- _____ /
/|( _\ ((( `\ .'''';;.
\\| \_| _ _`\ ) ;: ;;:
//\\ _/ (^ ) ) :(.)(.)-:::
\.-'==='-. ~-( ) ;( ` ;;::
/ \ _'((,,,))) ;; v_.';:::
/_/|:F_P:|\_\ ,-' \_/ `\ ;::\_/ :;:;
| | | || | ( , | / \
\ \| |/ / `-.-'`-.-'/|_| . . : (_. (_.. :
\|| ||/ \_/ \ / | | |~| | | || |
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aa
_.-In alt.ascii-art, Annie wrote the following -._ > > On 2005-09-10 Faux_Pseudo said: > > > on my website at http://fauxascii.com ... > > > Holy crap! You went from San Diego > to Norfolk? That must have been one > spectacular bout of 'homelessness.' > \ Winters in Norfolk > totally suck. Come > ._-_. to think of it, so > //// _\ do summers. > /// .'. _____ \ > /|( _\ ((( `\ .'''';;. > \\| _| , ,`\ ) ;: ;;: > //\\ _/ (^ ) ) :(o)(o)-::: > \.-'==='-. ~-( ) ;( ` ;;:: > / \ _'((,,,))) ;; =_.';::: > /_/|:F_P:|\_\ ,-' \_/ `\ ;::\_/ :;:; > | | | || | ( , | / \ > \ \| |/ / `-.-'`-.-'/|_| . . : (_. (_.. : > \|| ||/ \_/ \ / | | |~| | | || | > aa > The homelessness wasn't as bad as the trip to Norfolk. You ever spend 36 hours in the Atlanta Grayhound station? Within two blocks, you have snow, ice, crack, the mental health prison, and the cops. Why is that the \ homeless always have ._-_. And the homeless. more of their crack //// _\ \ showing then plumbers /// .'. _____ do? \ /|( _\ ((( `\ .'''';;. \\| _| , ,`\ ) ;: ;;: //\\ _/ (^ ) ) :(o)(o)-::: \.-'==='-. ~-( ) ;( ` ;;:: / \ _'((,,,))) ;; =_.';::: /_/|:F_P:|\_\ ,-' \_/ `\ ;::\_/ :;:; | | | || | ( , | / \ \ \| |/ / `-.-'`-.-'/|_| . . : (_. (_.. : \|| ||/ \_/ \ / | | |~| | | || | aa -- .-')) fauxascii.com ('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' UIN=66618055 ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._)) | - Andrew Jackson
_.-In alt.ascii-art, col...@yahoo.com wrote the following -._ > This has been told to me as a true story: > A sailor went AWOL and the shore patrol was looking everywhere for him, > but he cleverly evaded them: When asked "Have you ever been to Norfolk?" > he replied "No, but I hear it's a nice place". The shore patrol moved on. __ .'`--' ,' .' :. .' || .-' // /.-'`-. // \| \ _ // \\ |' `\ .-._ // `-._/ `| `\ // \ |__// :F_P: \_ /__/ `'' Harriet Tubmans Reading Glasses :F_P:#################Sun Sep 11 2005################# -- .-')) fauxascii.com ('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' UIN=66618055 ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._)) | - Andrew Jackson
On Sun, 11 Sep 2005, Faux_Pseudo wrote: > cops. Why is that the > \ homeless always have > ._-_. And the homeless. more of their crack > //// _\ \ showing then plumbers > /// .'. _____ do? \ Story II: In a local trailer park there was an out-of-order bathroom. The door had a sign that appeared to say "Pants on order". It was speculated that a plumber had been called and was turned away until he could get pants that would fully cover... 3ch
On Sun, 11 Sep 2005, Annie wrote: > > That has to be a military > 'urban legend,' Colonel. The naval term is "sea story" and of course it wasn't a proper one as it did not begin "This is no sh*t, this really happened", the naval equivalant to "Once upon a time". 3ch OA: Navel: (@)
col...@yahoo.com wrote: > On Sat, 10 Sep 2005, Annie wrote: >> \ Winters in Norfolk >> totally suck. Come >> ._-_. to think of it, so >> //// _\ do summers. >> >> > > This has been told to me as a true story: > A sailor went AWOL and the shore patrol was looking everywhere for > him, but he cleverly evaded them: When asked "Have you ever been to > Norfolk?" he replied "No, but I hear it's a nice place". The shore > patrol moved on. > > 3ch Having been to Norfolk I can honestly say that it beats the hell out of Camp Lejeune, NC, where the wind doesn't blow, it sucks. drax
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